Lies! Blasphemy! Slander! But chocolate dipped strawberries are awesome.

HAH! JOKE'S ON YOU! CHOCOLATE MAKES ME PUKE!
funny how i live in switzerland and don't like chocolate.....
But still, strawberries are best everything! Smoothies, Frappés, Milkshakes (not even sure about the difference of these 3), Ice cream, Yoghurt, ANYTHING!

My taste buds and your taste buds just can't be buds....and well... since chocolate makes you puke I can't trust your judgement.

Yeowch, the pain!
At least you could praise my bold honesty...

Yee... the truth hurts! Yet just cause our taste buds can't be buds doesn't mean we can't be! It's like...if we had food, and yours had blueberries in it and mine had strawberries we could trade! And we won't eat each others favourite foods.... which is important for friendship!

HAH, NOW THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
We'll have a solid foundation to build on!
Let's raise a glass to the strawberry supremacy allowing blueberries to exist!

Your judgement is skewed and strange.... but weird friends always end up the best! Sure, I shall raise a glass....of blueberry smoothie!

I'll take being weird as a compliment
"normal" people are just way too boring~
Have some strawberry smoothies~

Are there real 'normal' people though? Do they exist? Or are they just boring people who like to complain about others a lot? And how about you enjoy your strawberry smoothies....and I'll enjoy my blueberry ones? Then errybody's happy

Well, that's why i put the " on normal. By normal i usually mean predictable people. They are not much fun and rarely surprise me....

and we COULD each have and own drink, as long as we drink it together~

Totes mah goats friend. We can now peacefully coexist Other than... strawberries, what's your favourite food? My favourites include pizza, hot wings, and baked salmon....and cookies. Just not raisin cookies

My favorites would be Pizza, Sea tongue, friend salmon, spanish tortilla, paella, and well, i prettymuch love everything from the sea, from fishes to octopus. OH I ALMOST FORGOT BACON! and chorizo!

I'm not really into sweets though, so i often end up giving sweets i receive away

I VOLUNTEER TO BE THE RECEIVER OF UNWANTED SWEETS! Bacon is awesome....I love a lot of stuff from the sea too...but sea tongue? Calamari? Yuck.

Ey, no problem, i'll eat those without blinking~
I ******* love these! It's a shame that importing decent ones is expensive.....

Importing? What do you live far away from the sea?

well, kinda. Switzerland is painfully far from the sea.
But at least the economy's nice and the cheese!~

Holy smokes yeah that's far from the sea....dude I can't even deal with calling it the sea. It's the ocean man. I live right by the ocean in British Columbia...and I'm first nations...so basically if I want fish or whatever I just hop on the boat and go get it.

Its a pain here.... fish isn't even popular. Quite honestly, i'm not even sure if the switzers eat more fish or cats!
At least its neat when im in spain. Just a walk to the shore and i can get all the fish and whatnot from the sea i like for dirt cheap!

CATS??!?!?!?
I wanna go to Spain Travel is expensive af.

Good night

Cats: Yeah, and old solderer once explained i to me. After the war they weren't very wealthy. It all started with wanting a special christmas dinner in most places, but they didn't have any special animal available. So most families went with the oldest cats. Since the mice usually retreat during the harsh winters. And that later became a custom. Though they are now debating about making it illegal.

Spain: Yeah, i like spain too. I go every summer to the northwestern corner. Weather is **** tho, very humid, windy as hell and fog everywhere. But i just love the people and finally having some family around~
and yes, traveling is expensive, but that's why jobs are awesome~

Nice.




Wait a minute... Those aren't tits. What a ripoff. Give me my money back.

Psht, you asked for magic and you got it. You ain't ever gonna see that money again.

GOD DAMNIIIIIIIIT!!!!1!1!ONE

Yeah...uh...no thanks...? That's some creepy bunny.

you think I'm joking?

You really think I was contemplating it?

That's an order m8. And I'm still waiting.

I don't have any, they wore away with use. I hope these ones I found on the internet work for you.

You think this is a ************* joke?

Do you?!

Of course not. I take my job seriously.

I take my job seriously too. It's lots of hard work but the clients appreciate it.

You're not taking it seriously enough. I'm still waiting. Customer service is terrible.

I only work with women, and only when they pay first. I don' t want to get ****** over.

Fine. Here's your payment. And I'm a woman, I promise.

Sorry, but I only take cash or credit in person.

Fine, I'll be at your place in 5. Expect me.

Aye aye captain.

I'm outside your door right now. Aren't you going to let me in? I have money.

I checked the door, nobody was there, so maybe next time.

Nah. I used the window while you were checking the door. I left the money in your drawer. Also, that shirt looks great on you <3.

Really? You like my black t-shirt? Me too. Thanks for the money though.

You're welcome. Now, as promised, show me your magic.

Ah cool! Thanks a lot dude.

Thanks for welcoming me! I shall mention you if I need anythin' fo sho.

ERMAHGAWED! SO CUTE!

Wooooah mama! You're my first comment, I hope that counts.

yes

Sweet. Do you wanna be my first friend too? Oh god...maybe I shouldn't have asked...this is awkward.

I like your way of "avoiding people"

I just don't like talking with people in person. I'm better at writing than talking.

you should try singing then

My singing voice sounds like a pod of dying orcas.

so,... rare and unique?

Hah, I wish! It's more like haunting and repulsive.

it's all a matter of perspective...
so how are you now?

I'm good I guess. How're you?

fine, thinking about what to have for dinner

Food is good, but blueberry smoothies are best.

that will only make me more hungry

For reals? Dude. I would live off of blueberry smoothies if I could. I just don't want to be a vegan, and bacon doesn't taste good in my smoothies.

now think I will have spaghetti with bacon

That sounds pretty awesome.

I hope so, I will slurp it all fast like a gluton

Good luck sir. Enjoy your awesome dish of bacon with spaghetti.