you think I'm joking?

You really think I was contemplating it?

That's an order m8. And I'm still waiting.

I don't have any, they wore away with use. I hope these ones I found on the internet work for you.

You think this is a ************* joke?

Do you?!

Of course not. I take my job seriously.

I take my job seriously too. It's lots of hard work but the clients appreciate it.

You're not taking it seriously enough. I'm still waiting. Customer service is terrible.

I only work with women, and only when they pay first. I don' t want to get ****** over.

Fine. Here's your payment. And I'm a woman, I promise.

Sorry, but I only take cash or credit in person.

Fine, I'll be at your place in 5. Expect me.

Aye aye captain.

I'm outside your door right now. Aren't you going to let me in? I have money.

Nah. I used the window while you were checking the door. I left the money in your drawer. Also, that shirt looks great on you <3.

Really? You like my black t-shirt? Me too. Thanks for the money though.