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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
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#133 - **karkat rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at LU… 02/27/2012 on POOR KID +2
#55 - YAAAAY IM GETTING QUITE TIRED SO ILL TALK TO YOU TOMOROW AFTER…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#56 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
goodnight karkitty
#53 - IM SORRY AS SOON AS MY COMP IS FIXED ILL BE SURE TO.ADD YOU SE…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#54 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
kay my chum handle is disastrousWitch, when you get it fixed.
User avatar #55 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
YAAAAY IM GETTING QUITE TIRED SO ILL TALK TO YOU TOMOROW AFTER SCHOOL

GOODNIGHT NEPETA
#56 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
goodnight karkitty
#51 - I DO HAVE IT DOWNLOADED BUT MY COMP HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR OVER A…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#52 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
oh. :|
#53 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
IM SORRY AS SOON AS MY COMP IS FIXED ILL BE SURE TO.ADD YOU SEE WE CAN TTOLL
#54 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
kay my chum handle is disastrousWitch, when you get it fixed.
User avatar #55 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
YAAAAY IM GETTING QUITE TIRED SO ILL TALK TO YOU TOMOROW AFTER SCHOOL

GOODNIGHT NEPETA
#56 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
goodnight karkitty
#49 - LIKE THIS?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#50 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
yes, guess what? that's my future picture of you and me >:33
also do you have a pesterchum then? if you don't download it and give me your chumhandle and i will add you and troll you <3
User avatar #51 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
I DO HAVE IT DOWNLOADED BUT MY COMP HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR OVER A MONTH, IVE BEEN POSTING THESE FROM MY PHONE.
#52 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
oh. :|
#53 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
IM SORRY AS SOON AS MY COMP IS FIXED ILL BE SURE TO.ADD YOU SEE WE CAN TTOLL
#54 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
kay my chum handle is disastrousWitch, when you get it fixed.
User avatar #55 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
YAAAAY IM GETTING QUITE TIRED SO ILL TALK TO YOU TOMOROW AFTER SCHOOL

GOODNIGHT NEPETA
#56 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
goodnight karkitty
#780 - **karkat rolled a random image posted in comment #2469205 a… 02/27/2012 on Pregnancy test +2
#48 - WHAT 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#154 - I WILL 02/27/2012 on karkat's profile 0
#152 - SHE FORCED HERSELF UPON ME. 02/27/2012 on karkat's profile 0
#46 - HE TOLD ME THERE EAS NO FILM 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#45 - I WAS DOING **** UM  [+] (10 new replies) 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#47 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
is funny because you saved all of it aswell. You have something for me, don't you karkitty? i only saved yours for my shipping wall.
#49 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
LIKE THIS?
#50 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
yes, guess what? that's my future picture of you and me >:33
also do you have a pesterchum then? if you don't download it and give me your chumhandle and i will add you and troll you <3
User avatar #51 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
I DO HAVE IT DOWNLOADED BUT MY COMP HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR OVER A MONTH, IVE BEEN POSTING THESE FROM MY PHONE.
#52 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
oh. :|
#53 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
IM SORRY AS SOON AS MY COMP IS FIXED ILL BE SURE TO.ADD YOU SEE WE CAN TTOLL
#54 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
kay my chum handle is disastrousWitch, when you get it fixed.
User avatar #55 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
YAAAAY IM GETTING QUITE TIRED SO ILL TALK TO YOU TOMOROW AFTER SCHOOL

GOODNIGHT NEPETA
#56 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
goodnight karkitty
#48 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
WHAT
#43 - BECAUSE ERMM I.... I... I  [+] (12 new replies) 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#44 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
this explains everything to me karkitty..
#45 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
I WAS DOING

FUCK

UM
#47 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
is funny because you saved all of it aswell. You have something for me, don't you karkitty? i only saved yours for my shipping wall.
#49 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
LIKE THIS?
#50 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
yes, guess what? that's my future picture of you and me >:33
also do you have a pesterchum then? if you don't download it and give me your chumhandle and i will add you and troll you <3
User avatar #51 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
I DO HAVE IT DOWNLOADED BUT MY COMP HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR OVER A MONTH, IVE BEEN POSTING THESE FROM MY PHONE.
#52 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
oh. :|
#53 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
IM SORRY AS SOON AS MY COMP IS FIXED ILL BE SURE TO.ADD YOU SEE WE CAN TTOLL
#54 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
kay my chum handle is disastrousWitch, when you get it fixed.
User avatar #55 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
YAAAAY IM GETTING QUITE TIRED SO ILL TALK TO YOU TOMOROW AFTER SCHOOL

GOODNIGHT NEPETA
#56 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
goodnight karkitty
#48 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
WHAT
#2726 - I HOPE YOU USE MY IDEA  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2012 on iMagnet's profile 0
User avatar #2727 - iMagnet (02/27/2012) [-]
MAYBE.
#40 - ALSO WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT SUCH PHOTOS  [+] (14 new replies) 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#42 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
why were you looking at such photos of me ?
hehe karkitty...
User avatar #43 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
BECAUSE

ERMM

I.... I... I
#44 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
this explains everything to me karkitty..
#45 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
I WAS DOING

FUCK

UM
#47 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
is funny because you saved all of it aswell. You have something for me, don't you karkitty? i only saved yours for my shipping wall.
#49 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
LIKE THIS?
#50 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
yes, guess what? that's my future picture of you and me >:33
also do you have a pesterchum then? if you don't download it and give me your chumhandle and i will add you and troll you <3
User avatar #51 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
I DO HAVE IT DOWNLOADED BUT MY COMP HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR OVER A MONTH, IVE BEEN POSTING THESE FROM MY PHONE.
#52 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
oh. :|
#53 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
IM SORRY AS SOON AS MY COMP IS FIXED ILL BE SURE TO.ADD YOU SEE WE CAN TTOLL
#54 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
kay my chum handle is disastrousWitch, when you get it fixed.
User avatar #55 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
YAAAAY IM GETTING QUITE TIRED SO ILL TALK TO YOU TOMOROW AFTER SCHOOL

GOODNIGHT NEPETA
#56 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
goodnight karkitty
#48 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
WHAT
#39 - (Sorry no steam ::::( ) 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#38 - WELL LETA NOT MAKE THOS ABOUT ME THESE PHOTOTS I FOU…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#41 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
lololol,karkitty.
User avatar #46 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
HE TOLD ME THERE EAS NO FILM
#35 - ALRIGHTY THEN ALSO IT SEEMS I HAVE COME ACROSS SOME U…  [+] (21 new replies) 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#37 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
also if you have a steam, give it to me.
User avatar #39 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
(Sorry no steam ::::( )
#36 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
i've found more unflattering photos of you then there are of me.
so much karkatxsollux
or
karkatxgamzee
and not in the friendship way.
in the gay buttsex everywhere way.
Your the one getting it up the ass :3
User avatar #40 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
ALSO WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT SUCH PHOTOS
#42 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
why were you looking at such photos of me ?
hehe karkitty...
User avatar #43 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
BECAUSE

ERMM

I.... I... I
#44 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
this explains everything to me karkitty..
#45 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
I WAS DOING

FUCK

UM
#47 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
is funny because you saved all of it aswell. You have something for me, don't you karkitty? i only saved yours for my shipping wall.
#49 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
LIKE THIS?
#50 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
yes, guess what? that's my future picture of you and me >:33
also do you have a pesterchum then? if you don't download it and give me your chumhandle and i will add you and troll you <3
User avatar #51 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
I DO HAVE IT DOWNLOADED BUT MY COMP HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR OVER A MONTH, IVE BEEN POSTING THESE FROM MY PHONE.
#52 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
oh. :|
#53 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
IM SORRY AS SOON AS MY COMP IS FIXED ILL BE SURE TO.ADD YOU SEE WE CAN TTOLL
#54 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
kay my chum handle is disastrousWitch, when you get it fixed.
User avatar #55 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
YAAAAY IM GETTING QUITE TIRED SO ILL TALK TO YOU TOMOROW AFTER SCHOOL

GOODNIGHT NEPETA
#56 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
goodnight karkitty
#48 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
WHAT
#38 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
WELL LETA NOT MAKE THOS ABOUT ME

THESE PHOTOTS I FOUND ARE VEY UNFLATTERING
#41 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
lololol,karkitty.
User avatar #46 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
HE TOLD ME THERE EAS NO FILM
#2677674 - PONIEA 02/27/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2677623 - I ******* LOVE PONIES.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2677652 - Florence (02/27/2012) [-]
#2677674 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
PONIEA
#33 - DID YOU KNOW SPIDERBITCH IS ALSO HERE  [+] (23 new replies) 02/27/2012 on nepeta's profile 0
#34 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
ya, i commented on her profile like a long time ago.
#35 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
ALRIGHTY THEN

ALSO IT SEEMS I HAVE COME ACROSS SOME UNFLATTERING PHOTOS OF YOU

CARE TO EXPLAIN
#37 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
also if you have a steam, give it to me.
User avatar #39 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
(Sorry no steam ::::( )
#36 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
i've found more unflattering photos of you then there are of me.
so much karkatxsollux
or
karkatxgamzee
and not in the friendship way.
in the gay buttsex everywhere way.
Your the one getting it up the ass :3
User avatar #40 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
ALSO WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT SUCH PHOTOS
#42 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
why were you looking at such photos of me ?
hehe karkitty...
User avatar #43 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
BECAUSE

ERMM

I.... I... I
#44 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
this explains everything to me karkitty..
#45 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
I WAS DOING

FUCK

UM
#47 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
is funny because you saved all of it aswell. You have something for me, don't you karkitty? i only saved yours for my shipping wall.
#49 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
LIKE THIS?
#50 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
yes, guess what? that's my future picture of you and me >:33
also do you have a pesterchum then? if you don't download it and give me your chumhandle and i will add you and troll you <3
User avatar #51 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
I DO HAVE IT DOWNLOADED BUT MY COMP HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR OVER A MONTH, IVE BEEN POSTING THESE FROM MY PHONE.
#52 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
oh. :|
#53 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
IM SORRY AS SOON AS MY COMP IS FIXED ILL BE SURE TO.ADD YOU SEE WE CAN TTOLL
#54 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
kay my chum handle is disastrousWitch, when you get it fixed.
User avatar #55 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
YAAAAY IM GETTING QUITE TIRED SO ILL TALK TO YOU TOMOROW AFTER SCHOOL

GOODNIGHT NEPETA
#56 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
goodnight karkitty
#48 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
WHAT
#38 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
WELL LETA NOT MAKE THOS ABOUT ME

THESE PHOTOTS I FOUND ARE VEY UNFLATTERING
#41 - nepeta (02/27/2012) [-]
lololol,karkitty.
User avatar #46 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
HE TOLD ME THERE EAS NO FILM
#15 - GREAT YOURE ******* HERE TOO ITS BAD E … 02/27/2012 on eridan's profile 0
#26 - GREAT SPIDERBITCH IS HERE TOO  [+] (12 new replies) 02/27/2012 on vriska's profile 0
#27 - vriska (03/17/2012) [-]
At least it's 8etter than a le8der who yells all the t8me! >::::/
User avatar #28 - karkat (03/17/2012) [-]
AT LEAST IM NOT A FUCKING POWER HUNGRY CUNT
#29 - vriska (03/17/2012) [-]
Oh come on! You kn8w that I have aaaaaaaall of the power! May8e you're just jealous!
#30 - karkat (03/17/2012) [-]
YES BECAUASE KILLING A DAMN CRIPPLE IS SUCH A HARD THING TO DO
#31 - vriska (03/17/2012) [-]
Are you still going on a8out that? I said I was s8rry! I don't w8nt to talk a8out it right now.
User avatar #32 - karkat (03/17/2012) [-]
HE DIDNT EVEN STAND A FUCKING CHANCE AND YOU KNEW THAT

YET YOU WITH YOUR DUMBASS SELF STILL FELT THE NEED TO KILL HIM
#33 - vriska (03/17/2012) [-]
Of course he had a ch8nce! He was the one who wanted to kill m8 in the first place! I was training him to 8ecome stronger and he failed his fin8l test. 8ut I feel 8ad for it, okay???????? What a8out Gamzee then?
User avatar #34 - karkat (03/17/2012) [-]
YOU WERE THE CAUSE OF THOUSANDS OF MORE DEATHS BECAUSE OF BEC THATS WHY HE WANTED TO KILL YOU.

ALSO GAMZEE HAD NO CONTROL UNLIKE YOU
#35 - vriska (03/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop trying to defend h8m! There are also other murd8rers here, how come you aren't angry at th8m?
User avatar #36 - karkat (03/17/2012) [-]
BECAUSE I DONT KNOW THEM
#37 - vriska (03/17/2012) [-]
Well, do you at least kn8w who killed m8?
User avatar #38 - karkat (03/17/2012) [-]
IT DOESNT MATTER YOU DESERVED IT

(The pain as I type this, Vriska is my favorite)
#150 - PLEASE DONT KILL ME  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2012 on karkat's profile 0
#153 - terezi (02/27/2012) [-]
4SLONG 4S YOU ST4Y LOY4L!!!!!
User avatar #154 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
I WILL
#151 - terezi (02/27/2012) [-]
B4M YOU'R3 D34D!
4SLONG 4S YOU ST4Y LOY4L TO M3, 1 WON'T 4CTU4LLY K1LL YOU

User avatar #152 - karkat (02/27/2012) [-]
SHE FORCED HERSELF UPON ME.
#493 - Picture 02/27/2012 on I hate working fast food.. +1
#149 - TEREZI IS GOING TO KILL ME 02/27/2012 on karkat's profile 0

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User avatar #263 - evilanakie (11/24/2013) [-]
h-have you ded?
#261 - okamiden (04/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#253 - flyingbacontoast (04/04/2012) [-]
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy karkat
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy karkat
User avatar #252 - curiustheamazing (04/03/2012) [-]
silly karkitty :3
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#210 - flyingbacontoast (04/02/2012) [-]
hello?   
this is..... serious?
hello?
this is..... serious?
#211 to #254 - flyingbacontoast (04/02/2012) [-]
oh no   
i feel so empty
oh no
i feel so empty
#214 to #256 - flyingbacontoast (04/02/2012) [-]
oh jegus Karkat
i almost went all dark carnival up in my bedroom
User avatar #215 to #258 - karkat (04/02/2012) [-]
Hehehe
#216 to #259 - flyingbacontoast (04/02/2012) [-]
or is this a friend of Karkat's?
#217 to #260 - karkat (04/02/2012) [-]
No I'm alive. Sorry fpr the joke.
No I'm alive. Sorry fpr the joke.
#219 to #261 - flyingbacontoast (04/02/2012) [-]
dammit Karkat   
i actually cried :(
dammit Karkat
i actually cried :(

#220 to #263 - karkat (04/02/2012) [-]
I'm sorry ::::c
#225 to #264 - flyingbacontoast (04/02/2012) [-]
nO, iT'S, uHHHH, mY FAULT
i GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE SO, uM, gULLIBLE
wELL PLAYED, tHOUGH
yOU, uHHHH, rEALLY GOT ME

#228 to #269 - karkat (04/02/2012) [-]
Hehe I got Alchy to MM people too. ::::P
#232 to #272 - flyingbacontoast (04/02/2012) [-]
right    
imma go be sad now while i watch Doctor Who
right
imma go be sad now while i watch Doctor Who
#234 to #276 - karkat (04/02/2012) [-]
Have some porn.
#243 to #278 - flyingbacontoast (04/02/2012) [-]
MFW i log back on and see that
#208 to #251 - MrNoHandsHeavy (04/02/2012) [-]
RIP :C   
   
I never really said much to him, I am regretting that now.   
   
he seemed alot like me
RIP :C

I never really said much to him, I am regretting that now.

he seemed alot like me
#209 to #252 - MrNoHandsHeavy (04/02/2012) [-]
It really upsets me the most knowing that...

He will never be able to finish Sburb.
User avatar #213 to #253 - karkat (04/02/2012) [-]
Hey man I'm here. It was a cruel AprilbFools joke.
User avatar #246 to #257 - MrNoHandsHeavy (04/02/2012) [-]
You are a meanie :C
#247 to #290 - MrNoHandsHeavy (04/02/2012) [-]
But hey I owe it to myself for falling for it.
User avatar #254 to #291 - karkat (04/04/2012) [-]
No it's my fault ::::P
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User avatar #203 to #246 - karkat (04/01/2012) [-]
Because I gave the pass to his bestfriend you little prick.
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#201 - flyingbacontoast (04/01/2012) [-]
hey Karkat   
i meant to ask, what's your patron troll?
hey Karkat
i meant to ask, what's your patron troll?

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User avatar #196 - karkat (04/01/2012) [-]
Meh
#187 to #230 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
"DON'T JUMP INTO CONCLUSIONS, ******* . I LOST A BET WITH JOHN."
#191 to #234 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
So.. Who's your patron?
User avatar #192 to #235 - karkat (03/29/2012) [-]
Feferi, yours?
#194 to #237 - karkat (03/29/2012) [-]
Cool bRo :o)
#195 to #238 - valax (03/29/2012) [-]
The best.

Tho', I wonder what he's up to now.
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