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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
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#22 - I got Wonder Traded two Pokemon with the Pokerus in one day, w… 12/24/2014 on Thanks random stranger! 0
#11 - **kanatana used "*roll picture*"** **kanatana rolled image… 12/24/2014 on FunnyJunk gets philosophical +5
#11 - His face when 12/24/2014 on Mr. Dean +64
#19 - Yay! More gifs! This pleases me! 12/24/2014 on bad hot dog stand management +1
#36 - **kanatana used "*ROLL PICTURE*"** **kanatana rolled image…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on (untitled) -1
#54 - tacolishous (12/24/2014) [-]
**tacolishous used "*roll picture*"**
**tacolishous rolled image** What about this one?
#56 - tacolishous (12/24/2014) [-]
#44 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
#5053795 - Fair enough, mate. 12/24/2014 on Play items 0
#5053729 - Hmm. Not saying off the bat that I'll accept it, but send an o…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5053747 - cann (12/24/2014) [-]
you dont have much rits and tokens for a coal badge tbch
User avatar #5053795 - kanatana (12/24/2014) [-]
Fair enough, mate.
#5053723 - Hmm. Rough amount? Thinking about it.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #5053724 - cann (12/24/2014) [-]
ill take ur rits,demonoc rit,angelic,fab n tokens plus a few chest sets? or just rits n tokens plus sompin else? send an offer yo
User avatar #5053729 - kanatana (12/24/2014) [-]
Hmm. Not saying off the bat that I'll accept it, but send an offer and let me see them side by side. On the fence with this deal, but it's not a no. Sound okay?
User avatar #5053747 - cann (12/24/2014) [-]
you dont have much rits and tokens for a coal badge tbch
User avatar #5053795 - kanatana (12/24/2014) [-]
Fair enough, mate.
#5053720 - How much for the badge?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #5053721 - cann (12/24/2014) [-]
rits or tokens tbch
User avatar #5053723 - kanatana (12/24/2014) [-]
Hmm. Rough amount? Thinking about it.
User avatar #5053724 - cann (12/24/2014) [-]
ill take ur rits,demonoc rit,angelic,fab n tokens plus a few chest sets? or just rits n tokens plus sompin else? send an offer yo
User avatar #5053729 - kanatana (12/24/2014) [-]
Hmm. Not saying off the bat that I'll accept it, but send an offer and let me see them side by side. On the fence with this deal, but it's not a no. Sound okay?
User avatar #5053747 - cann (12/24/2014) [-]
you dont have much rits and tokens for a coal badge tbch
User avatar #5053795 - kanatana (12/24/2014) [-]
Fair enough, mate.
#5053665 - I've been going for Dwarven Chests lately anyway, been hun… 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
#5053597 - I'm saying, I'd like those elevators if you're willing to trad…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5053611 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
can't call that fair comrade... that elevator is really worthless
the way I see the situation: no matter what happens, this thing's sure to end up here.
so you choose, want the elevators or the weed? only send a trade if ya want me to accept.
but again, it's not fair
User avatar #5053665 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
I've been going for Dwarven Chests lately anyway, been hunting those Bit items. Thanks, dude, and take care of yourself.
#5053580 - Haha yeah, good point. But I'm not here for the rarity, dude. …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5053585 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
yeeee lol
sorry Icouldn't contrubute for an offering competition
User avatar #5053597 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm saying, I'd like those elevators if you're willing to trade them off for the Freebee. No problem. If you're in, do it. If not, I'll just hand it over to Chris. Your call, amigo.
User avatar #5053611 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
can't call that fair comrade... that elevator is really worthless
the way I see the situation: no matter what happens, this thing's sure to end up here.
so you choose, want the elevators or the weed? only send a trade if ya want me to accept.
but again, it's not fair
User avatar #5053665 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
I've been going for Dwarven Chests lately anyway, been hunting those Bit items. Thanks, dude, and take care of yourself.
#5053563 - Well, ya've got nothing else that I want at the moment, and it…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5053571 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
...........
dude that can only mean he's gonna buy it for me ...
and I could never offer as much as a weed dude.
that would be like... 200 of those elevators? no idea, pets are worthless.
'tis why I love them. they look like shit and are worth shit. perfect
User avatar #5053580 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
Haha yeah, good point. But I'm not here for the rarity, dude. I'm here for the hunt and the path. I sold a Gangnam Toast for under value just so I could buy RITS to get some chests, I love opening chests. Besides, I don't much like the Weed. I'm a good Christian lol. Take what ya can, GIVE NOTHING BACK. Got me?
User avatar #5053585 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
yeeee lol
sorry Icouldn't contrubute for an offering competition
User avatar #5053597 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm saying, I'd like those elevators if you're willing to trade them off for the Freebee. No problem. If you're in, do it. If not, I'll just hand it over to Chris. Your call, amigo.
User avatar #5053611 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
can't call that fair comrade... that elevator is really worthless
the way I see the situation: no matter what happens, this thing's sure to end up here.
so you choose, want the elevators or the weed? only send a trade if ya want me to accept.
but again, it's not fair
User avatar #5053665 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
I've been going for Dwarven Chests lately anyway, been hunting those Bit items. Thanks, dude, and take care of yourself.
#5053554 - Looks interesting. Willing to trade two for one? One for me to…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5053556 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
hate trading pets
HATE IT.
but if that's all you want? sure mang?
User avatar #5053563 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
Well, ya've got nothing else that I want at the moment, and it's something you have dupes of. Retro already sent me a trade offer for a weed that's pending at the moment. If you don't make an offer for the Freebee, it's going to him, and unless ya got a cannabus I don't know about, no dice.
User avatar #5053571 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
...........
dude that can only mean he's gonna buy it for me ...
and I could never offer as much as a weed dude.
that would be like... 200 of those elevators? no idea, pets are worthless.
'tis why I love them. they look like shit and are worth shit. perfect
User avatar #5053580 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
Haha yeah, good point. But I'm not here for the rarity, dude. I'm here for the hunt and the path. I sold a Gangnam Toast for under value just so I could buy RITS to get some chests, I love opening chests. Besides, I don't much like the Weed. I'm a good Christian lol. Take what ya can, GIVE NOTHING BACK. Got me?
User avatar #5053585 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
yeeee lol
sorry Icouldn't contrubute for an offering competition
User avatar #5053597 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm saying, I'd like those elevators if you're willing to trade them off for the Freebee. No problem. If you're in, do it. If not, I'll just hand it over to Chris. Your call, amigo.
User avatar #5053611 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
can't call that fair comrade... that elevator is really worthless
the way I see the situation: no matter what happens, this thing's sure to end up here.
so you choose, want the elevators or the weed? only send a trade if ya want me to accept.
but again, it's not fair
User avatar #5053665 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
I've been going for Dwarven Chests lately anyway, been hunting those Bit items. Thanks, dude, and take care of yourself.
#5053545 - Hey, that grey item that you have three of that looks kinda li…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5053550 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
I think you mean the ElevatormusicElevator.
S'a pet
User avatar #5053554 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
Looks interesting. Willing to trade two for one? One for me to keep, one to sell eventually?
User avatar #5053556 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
hate trading pets
HATE IT.
but if that's all you want? sure mang?
User avatar #5053563 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
Well, ya've got nothing else that I want at the moment, and it's something you have dupes of. Retro already sent me a trade offer for a weed that's pending at the moment. If you don't make an offer for the Freebee, it's going to him, and unless ya got a cannabus I don't know about, no dice.
User avatar #5053571 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
...........
dude that can only mean he's gonna buy it for me ...
and I could never offer as much as a weed dude.
that would be like... 200 of those elevators? no idea, pets are worthless.
'tis why I love them. they look like shit and are worth shit. perfect
User avatar #5053580 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
Haha yeah, good point. But I'm not here for the rarity, dude. I'm here for the hunt and the path. I sold a Gangnam Toast for under value just so I could buy RITS to get some chests, I love opening chests. Besides, I don't much like the Weed. I'm a good Christian lol. Take what ya can, GIVE NOTHING BACK. Got me?
User avatar #5053585 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
yeeee lol
sorry Icouldn't contrubute for an offering competition
User avatar #5053597 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
I'm saying, I'd like those elevators if you're willing to trade them off for the Freebee. No problem. If you're in, do it. If not, I'll just hand it over to Chris. Your call, amigo.
User avatar #5053611 - transversalwave (12/23/2014) [-]
can't call that fair comrade... that elevator is really worthless
the way I see the situation: no matter what happens, this thing's sure to end up here.
so you choose, want the elevators or the weed? only send a trade if ya want me to accept.
but again, it's not fair
User avatar #5053665 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
I've been going for Dwarven Chests lately anyway, been hunting those Bit items. Thanks, dude, and take care of yourself.
#5053526 - Price?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5053527 - cann (12/23/2014) [-]
tokens or rits hmu just send offer ill most likely accept
#5053520 - Anybody selling Demonic/Angelic Chests and Keys? Will straight…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5053525 - cann (12/23/2014) [-]
i havea few demoic keys hmu
User avatar #5053526 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
Price?
User avatar #5053527 - cann (12/23/2014) [-]
tokens or rits hmu just send offer ill most likely accept
#5053507 - ahhhh I see now. 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
#5053492 - You're definitely made of too much water. 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
#5053491 - Also, what exactly is needed to upgrade a Slot Machine to the …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5053506 - fuckallyouniggers (12/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #5053507 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
ahhhh I see now.
User avatar #5053494 - fluffylittlebunny (12/23/2014) [-]
100 of each special minus runic
#5053487 - How much is a Freebee worth in points/RITS? Anybody know? Only…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5053490 - whitehawk (12/23/2014) [-]
7.8/10
User avatar #5053492 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
You're definitely made of too much water.
User avatar #5053489 - cann (12/23/2014) [-]
3 or 4
User avatar #5053488 - fuckallyouniggers (12/23/2014) [-]
three, maybe four
#5053482 - Comment deleted 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
#5053480 - Post content and get funny, dude  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5053484 - partially (12/23/2014) [-]
too late i saw it
User avatar #5053483 - partially (12/23/2014) [-]
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That (Original + AutoTune)
nigga
#991 - Thanks! I'll treasure it always (or at least until someone mak…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on ronkfjoll's profile 0
User avatar #993 - ronkfjoll (12/23/2014) [-]
surething
#5053382 - Is the freebee available? 12/23/2014 on Play items 0

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#3456 - admin (03/25/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by kanatana
Hi kanatana! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #3167 - kanatana ONLINE (12/16/2014) [+] (10 replies)
stickied by kanatana
So, I've been thinking of a way to run a fair lottery here on the board without any kind of personal bias on my part that gives all players a chance, and then I realized that admin gave us the tools for it just the other day.

Let's say that five people are participating. Players one and two ante up the minimum of (and this is just an example) of 100 points. Players three and four double that with 200 points, while player five puts in the maximum of 600 points.

At this point, there are a total of twelve "tickets" purchased. Player five has half of the "tickets" so far, and has a 50% chance of winning. Pretty basic so far.

Winners would be decided by roll at a predetermined time by yours truly. Each purchased "ticket" would be worth five points. So, say I rolled between 1-60, and each player had a designated value, and player one was between 1-5. Anywhere on that scale and he/she would take the pot. Player 3, with two purchased tickets, would be between 11-20, and so on. When enough time has passed, I make the roll on the items board so that a winner can be determined.

I think this is a solid idea, but if there are any flaws in this plan, I'd love to hear it. Thanks for your time.
User avatar #3458 - kanatana ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
**kanatana rolled user anotherponyaccount ** Do you want to play a game?
User avatar #3452 - reichmestar (03/16/2015) [-]
items players can die on cuck me
User avatar #3453 to #3452 - kanatana ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
Is something neurologically wrong with you?
User avatar #3454 to #3453 - reichmestar (03/16/2015) [-]
your mom ate my cum inside the pussy of hers and gave birth to you
User avatar #3455 to #3454 - kanatana ONLINE (03/16/2015) [-]
My mother died shortly after I was born. I've never actually met her. Thanks for reminding me.
User avatar #3445 - kanatana ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
**kanatana used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**kanatana rolls Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in _.**
User avatar #3446 to #3445 - kanatana ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
**kanatana used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**kanatana rolls Having sex on top of a pizza.**
User avatar #3444 - kanatana ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
**kanatana rolled user random asshole ** By the time you get this message I will be behind the wheel watching dotted yellow hexagrams stretch into the dark. Left hand hexagrams stretch into the dark. Left hand surfing on ice-tinged winds, chewing up a cardboard box, singing at lung top one stop left ’til I meet you in the concourse St. Louie encore, do we have a shot? Caught no dwelling on the thought of what the hell we haven’t got? So I’m headed from the dot to the spot where your plane touches down for a six where your plane touches down for a six hour layover, don’t say a word, I found it on the map calculated it, just a half a day to get from where you’re not to where you will be. My hair is filthy-- I’m drinking coffee, I can barely feel the trace from the only time you kissed me on the face. Question mark space, I know you’re with me underneath the starscape treadmill pick up our pace, headstart on a jet in a car chase. car chase. Is this the part where my heart breaks? One asleep one awake, back to back ‘cause you wouldn’t turn towards me, had me battling fractals keeping track of all the chords we created, sound clash of swords back and forth, couldn’t poke through the sash, slash through the plasterboard, you packing your passport me on a crash packing your passport me on a crash course to show you that I have the passion that you asked for Flooring the gas trying a fast forward fifteen months I’ll see you once the sun shines through the glass above the dashboard
User avatar #3447 to #3444 - kanatana ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
hey, ************ , please respond here, real question for you.
User avatar #3448 to #3447 - mudkipfucker (03/14/2015) [-]
whats up?
User avatar #3449 to #3448 - kanatana ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
you okay pokemon and trade online? Because I actually got a shiny mudkip the other day and thought you might like it lol
User avatar #3450 to #3449 - mudkipfucker (03/14/2015) [-]
thanks for the offer, but i havent played pokemon in a while, i think you'll put it to better use
User avatar #3451 to #3450 - kanatana ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
No problem, peace
User avatar #3443 - kanatana ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Pyrain, I already got that genesect, so no worries. But believe it or not, I got another shiny eevee, so if you want it, it's all yours, no strings attached.
#3437 - kanatana ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
**kanatana rolled user AreyouSerious **

Roses are red
And occasionally blue
I have to admit
I don't know you

But let's get crazy
And do something new
Be my FJ Valentine
And together we'll hue
#3438 to #3437 - AreyouSerious (02/14/2015) [-]
you had me at hue
#3439 to #3438 - kanatana ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
**kanatana used "*roll picture*"****kanatana rolled image** Aw hell yeah. Happy Singles Awareness Day!
**kanatana used "*roll picture*"**
**kanatana rolled image** Aw hell yeah. Happy Singles Awareness Day!
#3440 to #3439 - AreyouSerious (02/14/2015) [-]
the world must know
User avatar #3435 - shadowrated (02/11/2015) [-]
something tells me you're not homeless anymore
User avatar #3436 to #3435 - kanatana ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Nope! Doing a lot better now. Life is ok at the moment.
User avatar #3404 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #3405 to #3404 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, hello. What's up?
#3419 to #3405 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
It starts off about a month after her mother dies. She's a nervous wreck. She doesn't wanna be near people.

She has frequent night terrors about it which causes her to go into an uncontrollable rage. Breaks things attacks people.

It gets to the point where Hiroshi creates an anti-depressant solely designed for keeping her calm and instructs all the maids "One peep out of her you give her this. She needs to learn the hard way loss is something that happens and it can't be controlled"
User avatar #3420 to #3419 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno dude. It sounds more and more (especially with the images that you're posting) that this is gonna end up as some kinda torture porn and I'm not down with that **** . That last one where she's about to brand Korra? To my taste, that's completely repugnant, and absolutely not my style. Not something I'm interested in reading or writing.
User avatar #3421 to #3420 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Its like you don't even know how Karma works.
User avatar #3422 to #3421 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
I get the show, trust me, and I understand what you're thinking. But I'll say it again, based on the images you sent me it's gonna be nothing but torture porn for the nightmare fetishists, and I personally want nothing to do with anything like that.
User avatar #3423 to #3422 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Look its gonna be a very hard road for Korra but EVENTUALLY Korra will muscle back with the fury of 1000 rampaging bison

This is how character development works
User avatar #3424 to #3423 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Not if you take a character that's been, in canon, a friend to her all throughout the series and suddenly turn her into a raving monster with unrequited rage and daddy issues. If you wanna work a character with an alternate past, sure, go for it, it can be interesting sometimes. But this? Completely unbelievable and wrong.

But hey, opinions. You do what you do if it gives you your kicks.
User avatar #3425 to #3424 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Bruh

C'mon what do you want from me

She's suppose to be the Non bending equivalent of Azula in this universe. Azula was anything but "Mentally sound"
User avatar #3426 to #3425 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Like I said, you can write about anything you want, but stuff like that holds absolutely zero interest with me, and that's that dude. Take it or leave it.
User avatar #3427 to #3426 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Then help me with the story then so it fits your criteria
User avatar #3428 to #3427 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
You've given me a couple plot points, but you haven't given me much of a story yet. There's a huge difference between the two. Do you have any kind of prose written down yet? Rough draft? Anything like that? I can't critique unless I see something and understand your level of writing. I'm not the best writer myself, but I'm a damn good editor and I can pick something apart like it's a Megablock tower.
User avatar #3429 to #3428 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Going back to the anti depressant Hiroshi made. He calls it "SatoQuil" which operates and functions like Morphine

Its very powerful **** knocks her out the second she's about to lose her temper. Now Hiroshi has been getting phone calls from the Board saying "You need to let your daughter recover on her own so we're requesting you leave the premise and have the maids look after her while you attend the company elsewhere"

Asami learns about this and throws the most violent tantrum ever. She's already lost her mother and now her dad is leaving for a very long time and the extreme lonliness is hurting her psychologically
User avatar #3430 to #3429 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Right, like I said. You've got plot points and ideas. How much have you actually written out, though? Anything posted online?
User avatar #3431 to #3430 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Most of Book 1 and All of Book 4

Long story short one of the maids takes advantage of Asami's mental disposition and decides to roleplay as her mother...and she buys this because she's desperate for some parental love in her life

This maid is ******* evil. When Asami reaches her mature age she teaches her "You're a Sato. Sato's are royalty you do not associate with anyone lesser than you"

The Maid then pays 1000 Da Li agents to attend with her to the South Pole because Asami's birthday is coming up and Asami who as instructed earlier doesn't treat people like people wants a slave for her birthday

So after a violent struggle they get Korra on the boat and the story results around Korra learning the ****** up sheltered livelyhood Asami lives on a daily basis
User avatar #3432 to #3431 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Gonna be honest, I've taken in everything you've told me about this idea and it just doesn't seem up my alley. I like action, adventure, and strong main characters, but you're describing psychological, emotional, and physical torture porn to me (in my own opinion) and I try to have nothing to do with that.

I will say that you might have an idea that would cater to a select audience, and if you write it out correctly, then you might have something. But I, personally, am not interested in working with you on this project. I wish you luck, but it's not for me.
User avatar #3433 to #3432 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
...What does it need
User avatar #3434 to #3433 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, if that's oroginal artwork from you there, then I commend you for that. But if you're gonna write out something of that scale, the first thing you need to do is sit down and write a draft, a script. It doesn't have to be paragraph after paragraph of details, but what you do need is an outline that you'll work from. Spend time on it until you're absolutely positive that it's what you'll stick with. Dialogue is key in this kind of thing. You need organic dialogue, believable motivations, and do yourself a favor and research the ACTUAL effects of abandonment and parentally-induced psychosis. Seriously, a girl ******* branding her crippled best friend? Not happening. The Avatar being helpless against her? Bending notwithstanding, Korra could probably punch through a brick wall. She'd slam Asami in her solar plexis and knock that bitch out, crawl on the floor, and snap her neck. Korra, even in a wheelchair, isn't helpless, and you're VASTLY overplaying that part.

You're trying to turn this into some Jigsaw **** , and it's simply, without a doubt, unbelievable. No matter how good the artwork is, if the story is bull **** , then nobody is gonna stick around and see it through.

But hey, again, opinions. I'm not your target audience here. If that's your artwork, it's good stuff, and you've got talent. I'd suggest finding someone to collab with storywise who shares interests with you. But you said it was a Xenoblade crossover, and I know nothing about the series.

Again, I wish you luck, but this isn't for me. I've given you all the practical advice I could think of already.
#3406 to #3405 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
it was raining earlier but the storm is settling

Nothing much just staying comfy while I wait on some art projects
User avatar #3407 to #3406 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Cool. Looks like rain here, had to hustle to the library before it starts pouring down. Trying to work on some writing projects of my own, but original creative stuff is hard for me. Haven't written anything with effort in over a year, so I'm thinking of slamming out some fanfiction for the next couple months to get back into the groove.
#3408 to #3407 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
What kind of genre do you specialize in

Since you seem gifted in the art of screen writing maybe you can help my story out
User avatar #3409 to #3408 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
I like writing action scenes in a fantasy setting. Fantasty fiction is fun, but hard, because when you create a world with magic, you have to have clear cut, set and defined rules that are immutable. Magic A is Magic A and cannot be Magic B, if that makes any sense, and your characters have to be believable and flawed and brilliant and amazing all at the same time.

My fanfics tend to be Naruto stuff, but I'm working with Soul Eater and Teen Titans too. Been a while, though. Here's my biggest fic so far: www.fanfiction.net/s/4054990/1/Rising-Star
#3418 to #3409 - Fiction (02/08/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention
#3410 to #3409 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
>Naruto stuff

Can't really argue that since My story is about Legend of Korra and Xenoblade
User avatar #3411 to #3410 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Cool. Love LOK, but not too familiar with Xenoblade. But if you need someone to look over your work and offer critiques, more than happy to.
#3412 to #3411 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
If you got the time maybe you could look after it now or are you busy?
User avatar #3413 to #3412 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Just browsing FJ front page and giggling because I just had content hit top 10. Besides that, nothing going on.
#3414 to #3413 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Tell ya what

Give me the highlights of your story and i'll give you the highlights of mine
User avatar #3415 to #3414 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Sure, why not.

The tale, tentitively under the working title of "Shadowpact" is a fantasy alternate history story in which, during Shakespearian times, magic came back to the world. Every monster, creature, spirit, or god that had ever been told about in legend had suddenly reappeared on earth. The course of history changes from there. Empires fall, some rise, some spread, and some would never come to be.

The main body of the story takes place in the 1920's, centered around Scotland with a focus on local Celtic mythology. The main character is a man named Alexander Morgan, a 23 year old mage who works for a guild of other mages, benevolant (or at least not overly violent) monsters and creatures, and fey. Think a cross between Fairy Tail and Naruto, and you get the idea, at least as far as the mercenary work goes.

Morgan is the latest in a line of descendants of the Dullahan, the creature that inspired the Headless Horseman tale of Sleepy Hollow, though at the beginning of the tale he doesn't know that.

It's a good story idea, and I've already drafted out large parts of it, but writing it down for others to read is a bit tricky at this stage. Need a lot more practice.
#3416 to #3415 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Interesting...

My story is a retelling of all 4 books. A what if Scenario of what would happen if the death of Asami's mom traumatized her so bad...she became a violent sociopath

Essentially what would happen if Korra and Asami were never friends. Its like a Batman/Joker vibe to it

>Asami got out again?
>She killed 20 nurses today
>...I'll be right back
User avatar #3417 to #3416 - kanatana ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Hm, ok. Not bad. Gotta be careful with sociopathy, it's a lot trickier to write believably than you might think.
#3394 - vetis (02/06/2015) [-]
Panda king, ready for hunger games in China. Time to pet foxes and inevitably be eaten alive by them because that's probably a risky thing to do.
#3395 to #3394 - kanatana ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Eh, these guys were eaten by a fox and they turned out all right in the end. What's the worst that could happen?
User avatar #3396 to #3395 - vetis (02/06/2015) [-]
Oh, good point! I'm gonna go eat some chicken to prepare for this amazing event.

Also, what did you do to earn pink text? Looks nice. I used to have purple text but it was only for a week.
User avatar #3397 to #3396 - kanatana ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
It's a perk for posting funny OC or getting hella thumbs up in content. Go look at my items, I've got about 15 of the week-long colored text items left. Users like us can earn them, but not trade them, so anybody with colored text is a funny mother ****** .
User avatar #3398 to #3397 - vetis (02/06/2015) [-]
Nice. I used to get nice thumbs on my comments, but then I stopped because college distracts me.
User avatar #3399 to #3398 - kanatana ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Ouch. Well, come back and make some funny sometime. Lord knows we need it.
#3400 to #3399 - vetis (02/06/2015) [-]
Or, follow me on this.

I make a themed panda account and ******** with the other kids.
User avatar #3401 to #3400 - kanatana ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Hmm. Interesting. This has potential. Take some time and plan things out. Get a bunch of pics in a file and make sure you have something for every eventuality. Most of all, be clever. Not gonna name names so they don't see this, but if you're gonna ******** , do it RIGHT.
User avatar #3402 to #3401 - vetis (02/06/2015) [-]
Lol. I have a ton of panda reaction pictures but I keep them to the appropriate board 95% of the time. I'd rather not be mistaken for a genuine themed account. That's not me.

Anyway, I did get my thumbs by being clever, but I'm too exhausted to bother lately. Maybe once I take care of my living arrangement.
User avatar #3403 to #3402 - kanatana ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Good luck, buddy.
User avatar #3392 - anonymousperson (01/20/2015) [-]
ayyy
User avatar #3393 to #3392 - kanatana ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Ayyyyy
User avatar #3390 to #3389 - kanatana ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't know who you are or why you left this here, but I love you.
#3391 to #3390 - tarabostes (01/18/2015) [-]
II-It's nn-not ll-like ii-i ll-love yy-you tt-too... ...
User avatar #3387 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
so if i give 3k what will i get?
User avatar #3388 to #3387 - kanatana ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Rules explained here, funnyjunk.com/user/blackwargreymon/5#5

Further clarification, funnyjunk.com/items/5065697#5065697

Any questions?
User avatar #3385 - awomanscorned (01/03/2015) [-]
I'm here
you can send
User avatar #3383 - pidgeyownzutwo (01/02/2015) [-]
what for 6 chocolate chips?
User avatar #3384 to #3383 - kanatana ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
Sorry, I like those, keeping them.
#3382 to #3381 - kanatana ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3373 - shadowrated (12/29/2014) [-]
i wanna play the 100k game
User avatar #3375 to #3373 - kanatana ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Wanna make a donation to the cause?
User avatar #3377 to #3376 - kanatana ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Awesome. How much would ya like to donate? Or if you know how to, just send the points.
User avatar #3379 to #3378 - kanatana ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Holy Bollocks. You're a true bro, dude.
User avatar #3374 to #3373 - kanatana ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
If I can get the points for it, I'll make sure that you're included.
User avatar #3355 - kanatana ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Here we go!
User avatar #3369 to #3355 - Tygioh (12/29/2014) [-]
**Tygioh used "*roll pokemon*"**
**Tygioh rolls Aegislash** completely forgot about this in less than 5 minutes.
User avatar #3365 to #3355 - allodax (12/29/2014) [-]
jesus.
User avatar #3362 to #3355 - poshblobfish ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
**poshblobfish used "*roll pokemon*"**
**poshblobfish rolls Flabébé**
User avatar #3358 to #3355 - demigodofmadness (12/29/2014) [-]
**demigodofmadness used "*roll pokemon*"**
**demigodofmadness rolls Mew**
User avatar #3368 to #3358 - kanatana ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
JESUS **** . We have an epic win, a VERIFIED EPIC WIN HERE.
User avatar #3370 to #3368 - demigodofmadness (12/29/2014) [-]
If we pretend like that other post didn't happen then this was my first try too.
User avatar #3371 to #3370 - kanatana ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, people began rolling on that one before I actually began the contest, so I had to scrap that thread. But hey, congrats mi amigo.
User avatar #3372 to #3371 - demigodofmadness (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks mayne
User avatar #3366 to #3358 - pyrain (12/29/2014) [-]
holy **** , grats. I didn't even get to roll XD
#3364 to #3358 - poshblobfish ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
my god that was fast
my god that was fast
User avatar #3360 to #3358 - demigodofmadness (12/29/2014) [-]
Oh hey look at that
User avatar #3357 to #3355 - ronkfjoll (12/29/2014) [-]
**ronkfjoll used "*roll pokemon*"**
**ronkfjoll rolls Toxicroak**
User avatar #3359 to #3357 - ronkfjoll (12/29/2014) [-]
**ronkfjoll used "*roll pokemon*"**
**ronkfjoll rolls Nidorina**
User avatar #3314 - kanatana ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
gmrain, tygioh, allodax, donor, lub, ronkfjoll, jorgethemaster, demigodofmadness, legolego

You guys are getting a heads up on the rules. Gonna be rolling for a Gen I or II legendary only, and you can only roll one at a time. Gotta reply to the official post on my profile when the time comes, but not for another seven minutes or so. Get ready, folks, and good luck.
User avatar #3356 to #3314 - allodax (12/29/2014) [-]
Cheers <3
User avatar #3315 to #3314 - jorgethemaster (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks for the heads up.
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