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#1714 - kanatana (05/31/2014) [+] (211 replies)
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**kanatana rolled image** Items board members roll here! You know the drill, you know the rules. Get cracking, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
#1692 - kanatana (05/20/2014) [+] (18 replies)
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I was wondering if someone could help me by captioning this for me. The dialogue is "Hey, ladies!" in the first part, then when it cuts to a closeup of Flash doing the whirlwind thing with his arms, he says "Check me out! I'm just like a helicopter!" Then, when it cuts to Hawkgirl and Fire, he's saying "WOOOOAAAAHHH!"    
   
If you could add a sound effect, just use *thud* or something when he lands, that would be cool.    
   
When it cuts to a closeup of him on the ground, he says "I'm sorta like a helicopter..."    
   
If you could help me out with this, I would be super grateful.
I was wondering if someone could help me by captioning this for me. The dialogue is "Hey, ladies!" in the first part, then when it cuts to a closeup of Flash doing the whirlwind thing with his arms, he says "Check me out! I'm just like a helicopter!" Then, when it cuts to Hawkgirl and Fire, he's saying "WOOOOAAAAHHH!"

If you could add a sound effect, just use *thud* or something when he lands, that would be cool.

When it cuts to a closeup of him on the ground, he says "I'm sorta like a helicopter..."

If you could help me out with this, I would be super grateful.
User avatar #1929 - kanatana (06/05/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled user kingxddd ** I don't know who you are, I don't know if we've ever talked on here or anything, but I want to tell you that everything is gonna be okay and that I think that you're a cool dude, and if you ever need to talk to someone just to get something off of your chest, you let me know, okay?
User avatar #1930 to #1929 - kingxddd (06/05/2014) [-]
i think you who im
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User avatar #1926 - trixlem (06/03/2014) [-]
He likes prostitutes, booze and cigarettes
User avatar #1927 to #1926 - kanatana (06/03/2014) [-]
Damn right.
#1713 - kanatana (05/28/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled comment #8860739 ** :
#1711 - joshlol (05/24/2014) [-]
I like your avitar
I like your avitar
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - kanatana (05/24/2014) [-]
Lol thanks man. Had a friend make it for me. Dragon Types for the win.
#1551 - anonymousperson (05/16/2014) [-]
well?
well?
User avatar #1552 to #1551 - kanatana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well what?
User avatar #1554 to #1553 - kanatana (05/16/2014) [-]
Oh, about the Hoenn remakes? Yeah, but I don't have a DS, and honestly don't plan on getting one. No denaro.
User avatar #1555 to #1554 - anonymousperson (05/16/2014) [-]
im not going to buy it either, but im gonna watch the shit out of LPS
User avatar #1556 to #1555 - kanatana (05/16/2014) [-]
Haha that should be good, huh?
User avatar #1557 to #1556 - anonymousperson (05/16/2014) [-]
im looking forward to it LD
#1548 - kanatana (05/05/2014) [-]
MCMENTAL
MCMENTAL
#1542 - include (05/01/2014) [-]
I heard what had happened, I hope you're felling better.
User avatar #1544 to #1542 - kanatana (05/01/2014) [-]
I am, for the most part. Glad to see you back, though
#1545 to #1544 - include (05/02/2014) [-]
Thanks man, good to hear you're feeling better.
User avatar #1546 to #1545 - kanatana (05/02/2014) [-]
Appreciate it
#1547 to #1546 - include (05/03/2014) [-]
No problemo.
User avatar #1543 to #1542 - include (05/01/2014) [-]
*feeling.
User avatar #1513 - kanatana (04/23/2014) [-]
Just letting everyone know... I'm at Saint Thomas hospital in Nashville with a blood clot in my leg. I'll have to go through a lot of procedures in the next few weeks to get this cleared up, but I think I'll be fine in the end.
User avatar #1517 to #1513 - supername (04/27/2014) [-]
While I can't help out physically I hope you feel better quickly. Get better soon, bro!
User avatar #1516 to #1513 - vortexrain ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
If you need a bro, I'm just one town over.
User avatar #1515 to #1513 - theannoyingFJguy (04/23/2014) [-]
Mother fucker should write a book
User avatar #1518 to #1515 - kanatana (04/28/2014) [-]
About what? A physical incarnation of bad luck?
User avatar #1476 - kanatana (04/21/2014) [-]
Items board, post your random pics and gifs here!
User avatar #1511 to #1476 - charizarddad (04/21/2014) [-]
ok i think im done for now
User avatar #1512 to #1511 - kanatana (04/21/2014) [-]
You are a true bro
User avatar #1492 to #1491 - kanatana (04/21/2014) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #1494 to #1492 - charizarddad (04/21/2014) [-]
I'm not stopping here, only taking a break.
#1478 to #1476 - prepared (04/21/2014) [-]
i doubt you like the office but get ready
i doubt you like the office but get ready
User avatar #1493 to #1478 - kanatana (04/21/2014) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #1495 to #1493 - charizarddad (04/21/2014) [-]
I es prepared btw
#1474 - thewellhungarian (04/15/2014) [-]
Glad you aren't dead, what's up man?
User avatar #1475 to #1474 - kanatana (04/16/2014) [-]
Getting more good and bad news every day. Someone stole my laptop yesterday-- this is pretty much the first time I've been online all day, and only have a few minutes left here. More info soon.
User avatar #1471 - kanatana (04/15/2014) [-]
Someone stole my laptop this morning. I'm sorry, but I won't be on much in the foreseeable future. Just wanted you guys to know that I'll be all right, and if anything happens, I'll find some way to let you all know. Thanks for all your support the past few days.
User avatar #1472 to #1471 - theannoyingFJguy (04/15/2014) [-]
ffs when do you get a break
User avatar #1473 to #1472 - kanatana (04/15/2014) [-]
Never. I am the fucking Oliver Twist combined with Bizarro of the internet.
User avatar #1465 - luluwho (04/14/2014) [-]
Dude, what's going on ? and gimme record ;)
User avatar #1466 to #1465 - kanatana (04/14/2014) [-]
I've got some kind of infection in my legs, the doctors think. Got a prescription for an antibiotic that I'm picking up tomorrow. Followup with another doc in a few days. I'll know more then.
#1467 to #1466 - luluwho (04/14/2014) [-]
Awsome, I was hoping just something like that was running up your white cell count, and it was     
   
Sorry about the leg tho.
Awsome, I was hoping just something like that was running up your white cell count, and it was

Sorry about the leg tho.
#1468 to #1467 - kanatana (04/14/2014) [-]
I'll survive, yo. It's gonna take a lot more than this to take me down.
I'll survive, yo. It's gonna take a lot more than this to take me down.
User avatar #1469 to #1468 - luluwho (04/14/2014) [-]
That's the spirit
#1458 - kanatana (04/14/2014) [-]
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#1470 to #1458 - kaboomz (04/14/2014) [-]
get the antibiotics and kill that infection asap
get the antibiotics and kill that infection asap
User avatar #1460 to #1458 - theannoyingFJguy (04/14/2014) [-]
oh god that doesn't sound good
User avatar #1462 to #1460 - kanatana (04/14/2014) [-]
Better than you think.
User avatar #1459 to #1458 - applejuiceforme (04/14/2014) [-]
How ya doin hon?
User avatar #1461 to #1459 - kanatana (04/14/2014) [-]
Long story short, I've got some kind of infection in my legs. I'm getting a prescription tomorrow if I can afford it, antibiotics. I've got a followup scheduled for a few days from now. We'll see from there.
User avatar #1463 to #1461 - applejuiceforme (04/14/2014) [-]
well at least it's just an infection. I told you you'd be fine. I've gotta run but I wanted to check up and see how it went today. Hope you get better quick.
User avatar #1464 to #1463 - kanatana (04/14/2014) [-]
Thanks, bro.
User avatar #1457 - luluwho (04/13/2014) [-]
I see there is no news yet, still praying
User avatar #1437 - kanatana (04/12/2014) [-]
Guys? I just learned that I have some early signs of what may possibly be leukemia. I'm going to the hospital in a couple hours to get this checked out. I'm terrified.

If I don't report back to you by tomorrow, it's because I'm in the hospital and under observation. If you guys can maybe pray for me and cross your fingers and hope it's nothing, I'd appreciate it.
User avatar #1456 to #1437 - retrochris (04/13/2014) [-]
calm down, you've still got the best requirements, after all we're talking about early signs! the earlier it's being noticed, the better your chances are to fight it!
#1455 to #1437 - thewellhungarian (04/13/2014) [-]
Don't worry bro, we're here no matter what happens. Sending smoke your way!
User avatar #1450 to #1437 - luluwho (04/13/2014) [-]
This says ONLINE< are you back ?
User avatar #1451 to #1450 - kanatana (04/13/2014) [-]
Yeah... went offline for a little while, tried to keep my shit together. I'm waiting for a ride to the hospital. I didn't think it would be cool to raise that much of a fuss and stick around, you know? But I seriously wasn't fucking with people, I told everyone the truth.
User avatar #1452 to #1451 - luluwho (04/13/2014) [-]
I know that, just remember that your run down from some hard times and that can affect you. May not be bad news at all, may need some vitamins. So, try to stay calm, stress lowers the immune system.
User avatar #1453 to #1452 - kanatana (04/13/2014) [-]
I'll try, amigo.
User avatar #1454 to #1453 - luluwho (04/13/2014) [-]
OK then, Best Luck bro
#1449 to #1437 - luluwho (04/13/2014) [-]
Please be OK buddy Praying and crossing.
#1448 to #1437 - Hyperman (04/12/2014) [-]
i hope everything turns out well
i hope everything turns out well
User avatar #1440 to #1437 - kaboomz (04/12/2014) [-]
YOU ARE FINE
YOU ARE NOT GONNA LEAVE US
#1442 to #1440 - kanatana (04/12/2014) [-]
I am literally starting to cry here.
I am literally starting to cry here.
User avatar #1445 to #1442 - kaboomz (04/12/2014) [-]
DONT
they are gonna say its nothing and you WILL comeback
#1446 to #1445 - kanatana (04/12/2014) [-]
I can't promise anything, man. I'll try, but no promises.   
   
Just in case I don't come back for a while, though...
I can't promise anything, man. I'll try, but no promises.

Just in case I don't come back for a while, though...
#1447 to #1446 - kaboomz (04/12/2014) [-]
we will be waiting
#1438 to #1437 - theannoyingFJguy (04/12/2014) [-]
Fuck man   
   
I hope it turns out okay, you're a good user.   
   
 Dear God, he's already homeless, maybe lay off him a bit? Give a rapist cancer or something instead?
Fuck man

I hope it turns out okay, you're a good user.

Dear God, he's already homeless, maybe lay off him a bit? Give a rapist cancer or something instead?
User avatar #1439 to #1438 - kanatana (04/12/2014) [-]
Dat spoiler tag

I'm trying to keep stoic here and you're making me laugh and that's triggering my cry reflex and that's just not fair dude
User avatar #1441 to #1439 - theannoyingFJguy (04/12/2014) [-]
Let's just hope you're not a rapist.
User avatar #1443 to #1441 - kanatana (04/12/2014) [-]
Promise I'm not.
User avatar #1444 to #1443 - theannoyingFJguy (04/12/2014) [-]
Than you'll be fine
User avatar #1389 - mikaelkid (04/11/2014) [-]
PS: How'd you come across me?


Also, being in your movie thing would be pretty sweet if there is room. Never been a part of any OC.. check my account for info. if not its coo!
User avatar #1390 to #1389 - kanatana (04/11/2014) [-]
I think I was browsing through some older content of mine and checking out people who had commented way back when actually lol.

And if there's a spot, I'd love to have ya Thanks for being a bro.
User avatar #1376 - theannoyingFJguy (04/10/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear you're homeless. But you have a home here, right?
User avatar #1382 to #1376 - kanatana (04/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, for what it's worth, I do
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