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anon (01/10/2016) [-] lulwut? it's fucking deadpool, all the xmen where born with their powers #73 -
anon (01/10/2016) [-] deadpool wasnt born with his power, just like wolverine wasnt born with adamantium bones.. | ||
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| Nah. Plastic Man doesn't need to breathe. He survived thousands of years on the ocean floor as bits and pieces before being reassembled. For all intents and purposes, unless he's literally vaporized to atoms, he's functionally immortal and pretty much immune to blunt force trauma. As far as Luffy goes, he's a better stretcher (while Luffy has more offensive power, he has a limit to his ability) while Plas is a greater shapeshifter than even the Martian Manhunter. | ||
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So, I've been thinking of a way to run a fair lottery here on the board without any kind of personal bias on my part that gives all players a chance, and then I realized that admin gave us the tools for it just the other day.
Let's say that five people are participating. Players one and two ante up the minimum of (and this is just an example) of 100 points. Players three and four double that with 200 points, while player five puts in the maximum of 600 points.
At this point, there are a total of twelve "tickets" purchased. Player five has half of the "tickets" so far, and has a 50% chance of winning. Pretty basic so far.
Winners would be decided by roll at a predetermined time by yours truly. Each purchased "ticket" would be worth five points. So, say I rolled between 1-60, and each player had a designated value, and player one was between 1-5. Anywhere on that scale and he/she would take the pot. Player 3, with two purchased tickets, would be between 11-20, and so on. When enough time has passed, I make the roll on the items board so that a winner can be determined.
I think this is a solid idea, but if there are any flaws in this plan, I'd love to hear it. Thanks for your time.
Let's say that five people are participating. Players one and two ante up the minimum of (and this is just an example) of 100 points. Players three and four double that with 200 points, while player five puts in the maximum of 600 points.
At this point, there are a total of twelve "tickets" purchased. Player five has half of the "tickets" so far, and has a 50% chance of winning. Pretty basic so far.
Winners would be decided by roll at a predetermined time by yours truly. Each purchased "ticket" would be worth five points. So, say I rolled between 1-60, and each player had a designated value, and player one was between 1-5. Anywhere on that scale and he/she would take the pot. Player 3, with two purchased tickets, would be between 11-20, and so on. When enough time has passed, I make the roll on the items board so that a winner can be determined.
I think this is a solid idea, but if there are any flaws in this plan, I'd love to hear it. Thanks for your time.
**kanatana rolled user marconde ** does it hurt to read my messages when the text is this color?
Eh, one of those words used to mean two different things, or used improperly that is commonly used to mean something else that has become common vernacular; I.E, "Decimate", which originally meant "a tenth destroyed", but has commonly become used to mean "utterly destroyed." Everybody knew what I meant in my original message well enough to get the gist of it.
If I send the trade, can I have your items minus the OC and Comment badges ofc ?
It's alright; honestly, I'd prefer if you kept playing.
I'm so busy with work and an actual social life these days, as opposed when I was an introverted twat (personal description, I'm not implying other items players are like that, promise) and I'm getting super competitive with Pokemon, I just don't have the time or attention span to do items lately.
**kanatana rolled user Virt ** I don't know what I'm doing here. It's Christmas, and I'm alone. I'm slipping back into clinical depression again, I can't afford my medication, and... I'm lost.
Just give me something to fight for. Give me something to do.
Just give me something to fight for. Give me something to do.
**kanatana used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**kanatana rolls D&D 4.0 isn't real D&D because of the _.**
**kanatana rolls D&D 4.0 isn't real D&D because of the _.**
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**kanatana rolls And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.** Just doing this because I'm bored.
**kanatana rolls And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.** Just doing this because I'm bored.
hey do you still have any interest in items? you have many items that I like
**kanatana rolled user anotherponyaccount ** Do you want to play a game?
your mom ate my cum inside the pussy of hers and gave birth to you
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**kanatana rolls Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in _.**
**kanatana rolls Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in _.**
**kanatana rolled user random asshole ** By the time you get this message I will be behind the wheel watching dotted yellow hexagrams stretch into the dark. Left hand hexagrams stretch into the dark. Left hand surfing on ice-tinged winds, chewing up a cardboard box, singing at lung top one stop left ’til I meet you in the concourse St. Louie encore, do we have a shot? Caught no dwelling on the thought of what the hell we haven’t got? So I’m headed from the dot to the spot where your plane touches down for a six where your plane touches down for a six hour layover, don’t say a word, I found it on the map calculated it, just a half a day to get from where you’re not to where you will be. My hair is filthy-- I’m drinking coffee, I can barely feel the trace from the only time you kissed me on the face. Question mark space, I know you’re with me underneath the starscape treadmill pick up our pace, headstart on a jet in a car chase. car chase. Is this the part where my heart breaks? One asleep one awake, back to back ‘cause you wouldn’t turn towards me, had me battling fractals keeping track of all the chords we created, sound clash of swords back and forth, couldn’t poke through the sash, slash through the plasterboard, you packing your passport me on a crash packing your passport me on a crash course to show you that I have the passion that you asked for Flooring the gas trying a fast forward fifteen months I’ll see you once the sun shines through the glass above the dashboard
hey, ************ , please respond here, real question for you.
thanks for the offer, but i havent played pokemon in a while, i think you'll put it to better use
Pyrain, I already got that genesect, so no worries. But believe it or not, I got another shiny eevee, so if you want it, it's all yours, no strings attached.
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kanatana (02/14/2015) [-]
**kanatana rolled user AreyouSerious **
Roses are red
And occasionally blue
I have to admit
I don't know you
But let's get crazy
And do something new
Be my FJ Valentine
And together we'll hue
Roses are red
And occasionally blue
I have to admit
I don't know you
But let's get crazy
And do something new
Be my FJ Valentine
And together we'll hue
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murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
It starts off about a month after her mother dies. She's a nervous wreck. She doesn't wanna be near people.
She has frequent night terrors about it which causes her to go into an uncontrollable rage. Breaks things attacks people.
It gets to the point where Hiroshi creates an anti-depressant solely designed for keeping her calm and instructs all the maids "One peep out of her you give her this. She needs to learn the hard way loss is something that happens and it can't be controlled"
She has frequent night terrors about it which causes her to go into an uncontrollable rage. Breaks things attacks people.
It gets to the point where Hiroshi creates an anti-depressant solely designed for keeping her calm and instructs all the maids "One peep out of her you give her this. She needs to learn the hard way loss is something that happens and it can't be controlled"
I dunno dude. It sounds more and more (especially with the images that you're posting) that this is gonna end up as some kinda torture porn and I'm not down with that **** . That last one where she's about to brand Korra? To my taste, that's completely repugnant, and absolutely not my style. Not something I'm interested in reading or writing.
Not if you take a character that's been, in canon, a friend to her all throughout the series and suddenly turn her into a raving monster with unrequited rage and daddy issues. If you wanna work a character with an alternate past, sure, go for it, it can be interesting sometimes. But this? Completely unbelievable and wrong.
But hey, opinions. You do what you do if it gives you your kicks.
But hey, opinions. You do what you do if it gives you your kicks.
You've given me a couple plot points, but you haven't given me much of a story yet. There's a huge difference between the two. Do you have any kind of prose written down yet? Rough draft? Anything like that? I can't critique unless I see something and understand your level of writing. I'm not the best writer myself, but I'm a damn good editor and I can pick something apart like it's a Megablock tower.
Going back to the anti depressant Hiroshi made. He calls it "SatoQuil" which operates and functions like Morphine
Its very powerful **** knocks her out the second she's about to lose her temper. Now Hiroshi has been getting phone calls from the Board saying "You need to let your daughter recover on her own so we're requesting you leave the premise and have the maids look after her while you attend the company elsewhere"
Asami learns about this and throws the most violent tantrum ever. She's already lost her mother and now her dad is leaving for a very long time and the extreme lonliness is hurting her psychologically
Its very powerful **** knocks her out the second she's about to lose her temper. Now Hiroshi has been getting phone calls from the Board saying "You need to let your daughter recover on her own so we're requesting you leave the premise and have the maids look after her while you attend the company elsewhere"
Asami learns about this and throws the most violent tantrum ever. She's already lost her mother and now her dad is leaving for a very long time and the extreme lonliness is hurting her psychologically
Most of Book 1 and All of Book 4
Long story short one of the maids takes advantage of Asami's mental disposition and decides to roleplay as her mother...and she buys this because she's desperate for some parental love in her life
This maid is ******* evil. When Asami reaches her mature age she teaches her "You're a Sato. Sato's are royalty you do not associate with anyone lesser than you"
The Maid then pays 1000 Da Li agents to attend with her to the South Pole because Asami's birthday is coming up and Asami who as instructed earlier doesn't treat people like people wants a slave for her birthday
So after a violent struggle they get Korra on the boat and the story results around Korra learning the ****** up sheltered livelyhood Asami lives on a daily basis
Long story short one of the maids takes advantage of Asami's mental disposition and decides to roleplay as her mother...and she buys this because she's desperate for some parental love in her life
This maid is ******* evil. When Asami reaches her mature age she teaches her "You're a Sato. Sato's are royalty you do not associate with anyone lesser than you"
The Maid then pays 1000 Da Li agents to attend with her to the South Pole because Asami's birthday is coming up and Asami who as instructed earlier doesn't treat people like people wants a slave for her birthday
So after a violent struggle they get Korra on the boat and the story results around Korra learning the ****** up sheltered livelyhood Asami lives on a daily basis
Gonna be honest, I've taken in everything you've told me about this idea and it just doesn't seem up my alley. I like action, adventure, and strong main characters, but you're describing psychological, emotional, and physical torture porn to me (in my own opinion) and I try to have nothing to do with that.
I will say that you might have an idea that would cater to a select audience, and if you write it out correctly, then you might have something. But I, personally, am not interested in working with you on this project. I wish you luck, but it's not for me.
I will say that you might have an idea that would cater to a select audience, and if you write it out correctly, then you might have something. But I, personally, am not interested in working with you on this project. I wish you luck, but it's not for me.
Well, if that's oroginal artwork from you there, then I commend you for that. But if you're gonna write out something of that scale, the first thing you need to do is sit down and write a draft, a script. It doesn't have to be paragraph after paragraph of details, but what you do need is an outline that you'll work from. Spend time on it until you're absolutely positive that it's what you'll stick with. Dialogue is key in this kind of thing. You need organic dialogue, believable motivations, and do yourself a favor and research the ACTUAL effects of abandonment and parentally-induced psychosis. Seriously, a girl ******* branding her crippled best friend? Not happening. The Avatar being helpless against her? Bending notwithstanding, Korra could probably punch through a brick wall. She'd slam Asami in her solar plexis and knock that bitch out, crawl on the floor, and snap her neck. Korra, even in a wheelchair, isn't helpless, and you're VASTLY overplaying that part.
You're trying to turn this into some Jigsaw **** , and it's simply, without a doubt, unbelievable. No matter how good the artwork is, if the story is bull **** , then nobody is gonna stick around and see it through.
But hey, again, opinions. I'm not your target audience here. If that's your artwork, it's good stuff, and you've got talent. I'd suggest finding someone to collab with storywise who shares interests with you. But you said it was a Xenoblade crossover, and I know nothing about the series.
Again, I wish you luck, but this isn't for me. I've given you all the practical advice I could think of already.
You're trying to turn this into some Jigsaw **** , and it's simply, without a doubt, unbelievable. No matter how good the artwork is, if the story is bull **** , then nobody is gonna stick around and see it through.
But hey, again, opinions. I'm not your target audience here. If that's your artwork, it's good stuff, and you've got talent. I'd suggest finding someone to collab with storywise who shares interests with you. But you said it was a Xenoblade crossover, and I know nothing about the series.
Again, I wish you luck, but this isn't for me. I've given you all the practical advice I could think of already.
Cool. Looks like rain here, had to hustle to the library before it starts pouring down. Trying to work on some writing projects of my own, but original creative stuff is hard for me. Haven't written anything with effort in over a year, so I'm thinking of slamming out some fanfiction for the next couple months to get back into the groove.
I like writing action scenes in a fantasy setting. Fantasty fiction is fun, but hard, because when you create a world with magic, you have to have clear cut, set and defined rules that are immutable. Magic A is Magic A and cannot be Magic B, if that makes any sense, and your characters have to be believable and flawed and brilliant and amazing all at the same time.
My fanfics tend to be Naruto stuff, but I'm working with Soul Eater and Teen Titans too. Been a while, though. Here's my biggest fic so far: www.fanfiction.net/s/4054990/1/Rising-Star
My fanfics tend to be Naruto stuff, but I'm working with Soul Eater and Teen Titans too. Been a while, though. Here's my biggest fic so far: www.fanfiction.net/s/4054990/1/Rising-Star
Sure, why not.
The tale, tentitively under the working title of "Shadowpact" is a fantasy alternate history story in which, during Shakespearian times, magic came back to the world. Every monster, creature, spirit, or god that had ever been told about in legend had suddenly reappeared on earth. The course of history changes from there. Empires fall, some rise, some spread, and some would never come to be.
The main body of the story takes place in the 1920's, centered around Scotland with a focus on local Celtic mythology. The main character is a man named Alexander Morgan, a 23 year old mage who works for a guild of other mages, benevolant (or at least not overly violent) monsters and creatures, and fey. Think a cross between Fairy Tail and Naruto, and you get the idea, at least as far as the mercenary work goes.
Morgan is the latest in a line of descendants of the Dullahan, the creature that inspired the Headless Horseman tale of Sleepy Hollow, though at the beginning of the tale he doesn't know that.
It's a good story idea, and I've already drafted out large parts of it, but writing it down for others to read is a bit tricky at this stage. Need a lot more practice.
The tale, tentitively under the working title of "Shadowpact" is a fantasy alternate history story in which, during Shakespearian times, magic came back to the world. Every monster, creature, spirit, or god that had ever been told about in legend had suddenly reappeared on earth. The course of history changes from there. Empires fall, some rise, some spread, and some would never come to be.
The main body of the story takes place in the 1920's, centered around Scotland with a focus on local Celtic mythology. The main character is a man named Alexander Morgan, a 23 year old mage who works for a guild of other mages, benevolant (or at least not overly violent) monsters and creatures, and fey. Think a cross between Fairy Tail and Naruto, and you get the idea, at least as far as the mercenary work goes.
Morgan is the latest in a line of descendants of the Dullahan, the creature that inspired the Headless Horseman tale of Sleepy Hollow, though at the beginning of the tale he doesn't know that.
It's a good story idea, and I've already drafted out large parts of it, but writing it down for others to read is a bit tricky at this stage. Need a lot more practice.
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murrlogic (02/08/2015) [-]
Interesting...
My story is a retelling of all 4 books. A what if Scenario of what would happen if the death of Asami's mom traumatized her so bad...she became a violent sociopath
Essentially what would happen if Korra and Asami were never friends. Its like a Batman/Joker vibe to it
>Asami got out again?
>She killed 20 nurses today
>...I'll be right back
My story is a retelling of all 4 books. A what if Scenario of what would happen if the death of Asami's mom traumatized her so bad...she became a violent sociopath
Essentially what would happen if Korra and Asami were never friends. Its like a Batman/Joker vibe to it
>Asami got out again?
>She killed 20 nurses today
>...I'll be right back
It's a perk for posting funny OC or getting hella thumbs up in content. Go look at my items, I've got about 15 of the week-long colored text items left. Users like us can earn them, but not trade them, so anybody with colored text is a funny mother ****** .
Hmm. Interesting. This has potential. Take some time and plan things out. Get a bunch of pics in a file and make sure you have something for every eventuality. Most of all, be clever. Not gonna name names so they don't see this, but if you're gonna ******** , do it RIGHT.
Lol. I have a ton of panda reaction pictures but I keep them to the appropriate board 95% of the time. I'd rather not be mistaken for a genuine themed account. That's not me.
Anyway, I did get my thumbs by being clever, but I'm too exhausted to bother lately. Maybe once I take care of my living arrangement.
Anyway, I did get my thumbs by being clever, but I'm too exhausted to bother lately. Maybe once I take care of my living arrangement.
