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Date Signed Up:12/11/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#10 - I ******* hate Temple To much room, I don't ha… 01/02/2016 on Call of Smash +16
#10 - Katsuragi best girl Not that I'd know  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Korean Guys React to Senran... +2
#12 - ironstorm (01/01/2016) [-]
Indeed! At least in the anime!
#8 - This is bravery.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Being a woman +133
#55 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
The Assassination of TR-8R by the Coward FN-2187.
#47 - smartythechicken (01/01/2016) [-]
LOYAL
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#48 - smartythechicken (01/01/2016) [-]
#112 - skorchy (01/02/2016) [-]
Isn't it Luke Skywalkers lightsaber?
Or did Ani own it at one time?
#119 - smartythechicken (01/02/2016) [-]
#5 - By Azura BY AZURA BY AZURA! 01/01/2016 on It's him! +5
#4 - Picture 01/01/2016 on Adding injury to injury +3
#10 - Picture 01/01/2016 on Shiggy Diggy +33
#13 - Picture 01/01/2016 on meanwhile on FJ Anime &... +1
#29 - Ah, the dindus of Nirn. 01/01/2016 on Last Moments -2
#26 - >Smell alcohol "Well, (s)he's obviously cheat… 12/31/2015 on (untitled) +4
#9 - Picture 12/31/2015 on Ok +2
#7 - Even this sick ass roll can't save you now.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on (untitled) +7
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#8 - evilkingganon (12/31/2015) [-]
I dont care. Was just a joke cuz of that horrible pun at the end of the comic.
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#58 - donbionicle (01/01/2016) [-]
I must know what it was.
#160 - Picture 12/31/2015 on Saw this brilliance on my... 0
#8 - ******* Nords.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Last Moments +2
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#24 - xevilpenguinx (12/31/2015) [-]
Argonian master race.
#25 - iwasinnam (12/31/2015) [-]
That's a weird way to spell Khajiit.
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#29 - kameken (01/01/2016) [-]
Ah, the dindus of Nirn.
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#27 - xevilpenguinx (12/31/2015) [-]
Fuck off you damn cat.
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#28 - nickelakon (12/31/2015) [-]
Fuck off you over grown insurance mascot
#11 - It's more like postmature abortion.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on From the future +48
#39 - maximuso (12/31/2015) [-]
Possibly Circularly Paradoxical Abortion?
#25 - "I'm gonna break your clock" 12/31/2015 on Dank undertale comp +1
#46 - But she webs from there!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Truth About Muffet +33
#50 - boomerpyro (12/31/2015) [-]
nice.
#102 - Did I just hear some right opinions? 12/31/2015 on Curie too cute. +6
#20 - MFW Most funnyjunk assholes' **** taste 12/31/2015 on Poll Time - Fallout Edition +2
#63 - Which has the back of a horse. 12/31/2015 on Suprise 0
#2 - Do you not find Buu sexy as hell? 12/30/2015 on marriage 0
#2 - While dying of kryptonite? Isn't the deal that it dra…  [+] (21 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Chiroptera-man vs superman +112
#5 - letmein (12/30/2015) [-]
Kryptonite isn't some instant death on exposure. Superman can move superfast away as soon as he feels any discomfort.

Also, it isn't like Batman "won". Batman is still dead in this strip.
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#59 - dfgthree (12/31/2015) [-]
For a mere mortal to single handedly kill a superhuman with super powers, like superman, i'd say Batman is the winner in that case.
#53 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
He wouldn't be able to fly at all and considering the light from the sun would go way out into space, he wouldn't stand a chance.
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#31 - europe (12/31/2015) [-]
I'd say getting a 1:1 kd ratio on a mary sue like Superman is pretty damn good
#6 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Pretty sure Superman's brain is exposed and also melting.
And since he didn't move superfast away" (I think you ment "move away superfast) I'm guessing he's dead.

Also area of space that the sun covers is way bigger than the distance to earth, and the light moves too fast for superman to outfly it.
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#8 - theeuberninja (12/30/2015) [-]
It takes the suns light 7-8 minutes to hit earth, super man would have time to get away from it .~.
#25 - boomerpyro (12/31/2015) [-]
it would take alfred 7-8 hours to deliver that letter
#26 - theeuberninja (12/31/2015) [-]
then superman would've died before getting the letter
#27 - boomerpyro (12/31/2015) [-]
but he's still alive in the comic, can't you read?
i'm being really sarcastic right now
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#43 - selfdestructo (12/31/2015) [-]
idk why but that pepe got me feelin some type of way.
#44 - boomerpyro (12/31/2015) [-]
it's probably because of the eyes
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#45 - selfdestructo (12/31/2015) [-]
Maybe.
#7 - angelious (12/30/2015) [-]
superman has been calculated to move around couple of trillions of times faster than light with his best showings coming from his various bouts with flash, giving him top speed of over quadrillion times the speed of light.

if he couldnt move faster than light then he wouldnt be able to tag nearly anything worth their salt in dc universe...


not to mention kryptonite has a low range of effect, doesnt make his face melt(even then he can regenerate from his skeleton alone) and throwing it into the sun wouldnt really do anything to help bats...
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#38 - sirsnipes (12/31/2015) [-]
Watch the dark knight - no sun means no powers, sun infused with kryptonit means no power and death.
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#28 - sgtmajjohnson (12/31/2015) [-]
Wow, that sounds like a pitch an 11-year-old would give for a superhero: "he can move like a bajillion times the speed of light, and his one weakness doesn't really hurt him at all. But even if it did, he can regenerate completely." Was he just a "give a guy every power we can come up with" character? Frankly, that all sounds boring and excessive. How the fuck is his nemesis a bald human? If he can move at a quadrillion times the speed of light (300,000 km/s) than physics loses all goddamn meaning. He is literally untouchable by anything.
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#21 - vonboom (12/31/2015) [-]
where are those calculations from?
#17 - exovit (12/31/2015) [-]
UNLESS IF IT TOOK ALFRED LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE THE LETTER TO SUPERMAN WHILE SUPERMAN IS UNAWARE OF THE KYPTONITE WAVE HITTING HIM AND REPELLING HIS POWER INSTANTLY, IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?! JESUS CHRIST.
#19 - centurionprime (12/31/2015) [-]
so angry-
this is all hypothetical, like superman couldnt turn batman to pure ash, as opposed to freezing his skeleton, as if maybe liquid kryptonite wouldnt have some sweet mano Y mano effect and supes and bats would have to box it out. its a joke and the superman vs batman hurr durr fan warring going on disgusts me

superman wins with ingredients, batman wins with setting, do you understand? in the setting where superman is the superman we know and love, he's a good person and wouldnt hurt batman unless one of them was bad. and the same goes for bats, bats probably loses out on sleep over it too, shit if i was practically the only man who could stand up to supes i'd have trouble sleeping at night too.



by the way, go supes. too many god damned movie monkeys howling on about because i'm batman
#20 - exovit (12/31/2015) [-]
IM NOT EXPRESSING MY ANGST, CAPSLOCK BROKEN (no not really), i was not being serious tho, since you can see what i wrote from start.. BTW fuck sups, fuck batsy, go alfred.
#16 - sirlorge (12/31/2015) [-]
Sure, superman is limitless in his powers, that's his whole point. But kryptonite removes his powers pretty much instantly, or at least it weakens him to a more "peak human" condition unless you're talking about that time he became immune to it, but that was an alternate storyline anyways .

Assuming bats knew he was gonna be kicked into the sun, with enough kryptonite to irradiate the whole solar system, he likely would have told Alfred to give supes the note the necessary amount of time later to have the green rock take effect.

And whilst kryptonite doesn't melt supes, prolonged exposure will kill him.
#12 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
He is obviously helping Bats get his bronze on. All those night hours is making him look pale. Bats needs some sun.

Also, wouldn't Bruce be fucked even if Superman just ignored him? Kryptonite hurts normal people too with prolonged exposure. It damages kryptonians because it is radioactive as hell and basically flushes Kryptonian's with an energy they can't use to be super powered.
#100 - Wait but Real spoilers Is nec…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on best mates 4 life +4
#129 - ogthegreat (12/30/2015) [-]
>Mfw real spoilers
And yes, it is.
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on I heard you liek Mudkip? 0
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#49 - It's chickens all the way down. 12/30/2015 on Cruise ship has gyroscopic... +9
#19 - He actually used the crossguard thing in a fight fairly effect… 12/29/2015 on Kylo Ren lightsaber explained +40

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User avatar #22 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
User avatar #21 - zmranger (11/28/2015) [-]
1v1 me fgt.
#16 - thejudgingmoose (09/02/2015) [-]
I love your avatar.   
   
It fits so well with Birdmom's character.
I love your avatar.

It fits so well with Birdmom's character.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kameken (09/02/2015) [-]
Birdmom is bestmom
#18 to #17 - thejudgingmoose (09/03/2015) [-]
Personally I prefer Amesist, but I have a hard time choosing any of the main characters as a favorite.
User avatar #13 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
>Liking pearl over Jasper.
#14 to #13 - kameken (06/18/2015) [-]
Birds eat cheetos, m8.
User avatar #15 to #14 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
But BIG PUFFY SNU SNU PUFFS?!
#12 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #11 - sonicschall (01/25/2015) [-]
why
User avatar #6 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
u callin shrek drek m8?
#7 to #6 - kameken (01/03/2015) [-]
Unfunny jokes deserve red thumbs
User avatar #9 to #8 - kameken (01/03/2015) [-]
And now I wish I could give thumbs for profile comments
#4 - anon (09/12/2014) [-]
I see you have good taste in favorites
User avatar #5 to #4 - kameken (09/13/2014) [-]
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