Merry Christmas for you too buddy hope you and your folks are well

hello

it's been awhile
how do you do?

hanging in there, doing what i can for myself not much else
What about you? Changed your profile pic to something religious?

i see, hope things will be a smooth sail for you

lol, it's just an insignia from particular game i played back then
i'm not religious or **** like that.

Well you know i have a different concept of smooth from most people...
Im curious what game is that

my, i wonder about the "smooth" concept in your mind
care to enlighten me?

it's from blazblue calamity trigger, litchi character sign

im not the most positive person so having nothing bad happen is good enough
oh i have one of blazblue on steam cool game but weird system for some reason...

For me?!

For you!

Why though?

I were drunk as balls last night and I wanted to harass people.

oh ok

Futa sogud

Is it because she is damaged or because she is cute?

Because she is just as cute as you, of course.

What the **** , you know Kali?

Nope

O rly?

Then why are you on his profile?

Youcantexplainthat.jpg

Because he was lurking on mine

Hold the **** up, why would he of all people lurk on someone's profile, much less yours?

How do you explain this, Kalimah?
Are you unfaithful to me again?

Well i was going to reply with a annoying attempt at comedy but i decided it was dumb
And i recognized your profile picture and decided to revisit some stuff

Man, as long as an attempt is made, I really don't mind.

And revisit some stuff? Like what?

Its not really about you minding its just about thinking before posting,but there you go.

Revisiting inuboshi work isnt that your profile picture?

I don't really remember in all honesty.

Hello

Aw sorry champ but shes pretty massive on that eskimo juice...

Sup?

huh...not much...i guess
And you?

No kidding you are an artist?

Thats a consequence of having a penis dont be hard on your self HAHA
And i didnt knew there was such a thing called waifufag. You meant korra right?

Oh you said BEING a bitch i read being treated like a bitch.
I aproove her being femdom on korra

But whats the point if she isnt being sexually abused too?

And korra,im pretty sure its kanon.

Oh wow believe it or not i was thinking this week i had no bugged you in quite a while
I am ok-ish as always and life went on since we last spoke with some different occurances

What about you? Working,relaxing? Maybe did something different or have seen something interesting lately?

Feel free to do so whenever, i enjoy talking with people.
Good occurances i hope, anything youd like to tell?

Its all about work and excercise nowadays, started workin out for 3 hours 4 days a week and have managed to keep it up for 3 months now.

So we both like talking to people im not sure thats new to me but i feel like i already knew that
Mostly just interesting stuff like i went for the first time on one of those young people clubs with some friends,im going to a "fancy" ball with them tomorrow,my university has been on strike but i believe until next week at max and ive made more friends than last time.

Ah i see that sounds nice. I used to but some clutter on my squeduele and choosing study and freetime over my physical health made me drop it. But its great that you are keeping that i know its pretty relieving working out and not worrying about a heart attack. Not that i have danger of it im just a bit of a hychopondriac.

Ive told you many times because you think you bother me when in fact you dont.
That sounds pretty baller, how are those clubs? ive never been to one myself, looking forward to the ball? sounds fancy.

I had a semi heart attack which is why i started with it again, those genetical heart failures ftw.
So yeh, lot of time set of for healthy **** now, set a few personal bests etc the last couple of weeks and such, i evn made a friend a few days ago.

Well its how i am,i always assume that
I would say it was disappointing and that i confirmed i am too old for my age for several reason,i go on about it if you want.
I've never been to one and it sounds interesting. Formal clothes and masks if they dont **** up with the music and food i think it'll be fun.

Oh its genetic. My fear is for being a easily scared lazy **** . I almost had heart attacks playing games,not really but my heart raced to a worrying level.
Granted im not a doctor. So it couldve been normal.
Cool what kind of friend? Anime games friend or hanging out talking about life friend?

You shouldnt.
Do tell, im curious, was it like.. rave? dubstep? techno? how were the girls and the mood?
Owh wow, now that sounds classy, i could never attend that, i mean, i feel formal by wearing a freaking hoodie.

I got a stimulated heart attack due to blood overflow to the brain, went from -30 celsius to like + 50 in 1 minute, and blood veins work like metall regarding heat and cold (expands by heat and contracts from cold) so my veins could take in a metrick dick ton more blood than my heart could pump so it kinda ran empty for a bit and i fainted in the shower, was scary as **** .
First time i talked to him was through another fj user that we both went to the other day, and since i have a car and he doesnt i let him ride with me and we just hit off really well, he stated and i quote "DUUUUUUDE YOURE LIKE ..ME...JUST...3 TIMES BIGGER, It's been freaking great to get to know you outside of WoW bro!" Last pic i posted was pretty much My face.

Raves involve LSD which i dont use and are way too chaotic. It was a young people club with old rock music like 80s and 90s.
It was too loud which disappointed me for musicians to not understand how enclosed spaces deal with echo and extremely loud sounds. I couldnt understand or even hear the lyrics and the instruments were just static. And even then people were jumping around singing along whatever they were playing while i was just standing there thinking "How are they enjoying themselves?". I like rock to some degree but if i cant hear the music how can i enjoy it? So i figured im too old to understand that either they had a hearing defect from listening to music too loud or they just dont give a **** about the music and just jump with the crowd drunk.

Yeah i picked up my suit a few minutes ago but im sure it wont be THAT fancy its almost like the suit or dress is a costume in this context.

Hah that sounds fun. Never really met someone that i met on the internet since they are usually from another country. I did meet a few that were friend's friend that from real life that we met first there and later irl and it was cool too.

Oh right i also went to an anime convention last saturday it was pretty interesting too and i bought 2 shirts,which ive never done because i dont see myself using anime or games shirts.

Also i didnt knew you played wow. I mean i dont but i didnt knew

OWh i see, sounds like something id probably enjoy.
ah, amateur mistakes like that can ruin alot for pretty much anyone, nothing is worse than static noises.

I dont really get it but i have somewhat an idea of it.

First time i met someone was ..1 year or so ago, fj'er that i had met once before without knowing, lives like 40 min away so i figured "why the **** not?".
And that was the guy we went to the other day.

OWh nice, what kind of shirts? did you enjoy it? how are the cons over there?

OWh im as veteran as it gets, Blizzard sent me the 10th aniversary subscriber gift, it will arive on monday, im so hyped, its a miniature version of the statue they have infront of their HQ and less than 1% of the players got it!

....right just know LSD has some messed up side effects...
Yeah but it was my fault for not drinking enough to not give a ****

I guess its something of my fault too because i avoid people from my country

It had some cosplayers,a LoL "tournament",mostly shounene merchandise and i got a Toradora and No Game No Life shirts even though i went there to buy even if it was expensive something from Monogatari. But it was pretty cool.
It wasnt the biggest con and my city doesnt have the big ones. The really big ones are in the central areas of the country.

That sounds awesome gifts for being a good fan of the company.

i meant the old rock theme, not the LSD, im against smoking, drugs and alcohol abuse, only thing i do is drink, but never been drunk, which is unbelievable considering i work at a beer brewery.
Drinking gets you where you need to be aslong as you dont have to drive!

You just dont like em or?

Sounds pretty sweet, been at one con myself, got a Gintoki figurine (from Gintama), and i do recognize the massive amount of shonen stuff, at the con here it was nothing but NAruto and SAO stuff pretty much.
I wish there were big cons here, we only have a mediocre at best one.

I love it, and it makes me feel somewhat appreciated since i get it from them personally without having to order or pay anything for it.

Oh ok i meant that half joking but i wasnt sure

In my MMO experience they were usually arrogant and childish and once you said you were from the same country they ignored everyone and only spoke our native lenguage instead of english like everyone was doing.

Yes SAO,Naruto,One Piece,Bleach,Fairy Tail all over but some Mirai Nikki,Hellsing and other edgy stuff on the side. Like i said my city doesnt have the big ones.
But i was prepared to buy a Kanbaru figurine for 150 on the spot if they had one.
I did won a Mario Star pillow as a prize from a video game quiz though so that was fun.

Im as clean as the floors of the white house~

I noticed something like that with the portugeese in wow, they kept talking portugeese even when we pointed out that no one understood their "half assed evil chanting"..as we used to call it.

Still more than the one here, and that's our only one.
you should order one bruh.
That's pretty cool, wish there were quiz prizes and such on the con here.

Yep thats pretty much what they do...

Ordering from japan is very expensive. And the figurine is very expensive.

It was more of a "guess where the music is from" or "guess where the picture is from" and the competition was very high to be honest
I still got second place but i got something

IT got quite annoying after a while, blizzard ended up shoving em on a portugeese only server.

Ebay! Amazon!

That's pretty cool, and i like those kinds of quizes, lets the actual fans win and not some super lucky bastard

I dont trust ebay and most stuff on amazon doesnt deliver to outside the US.

Yeah i felt smart because games is the only thing i can really say i know more than the average about.
Even though i havent played most of those on the quiz or...all games but i know more than most.

Oh hello,to you too
Got something planned for you and your special someone?

im single so, not relly

No kidding
Not going to chase one or just not interested?

i have kinda unrealistic standarts

As in...body? or something else?
I think we learn to just accept our unrealistic standarts stay in fantasy.
And just learn to take what we can get with someone that is willing to try making you happy?

body and personality
yeah i guess so
well that would be nice but the problem is the quality of guys in my college and other places i interact with is just abysmal

Since i dont know you well im not going to pry on the characteristics of the body and personality
Is that your fault? In the case you are shy or whatever.

its partly my fault, i am shy and dont talk much but there is also the matter of the only people i get aproaching me are the "swagots"

Well its the man protocol you see a chance you take it.
The ones with initiative at least,not me.
I dont know how to make friends really so i cant help...well with girls at least guys all you have to do is talk about something they like.

well here what i get is basicly "ey babi wat sum fuk"

I never got that one so i dont have a good comeback.
And...im not sure how it would work in most cases ithink guys always assume that before friendship...at least the ones that arent confident.
But you have the luck of being able to wait and see. Instead of hunting. So it's only a matter of time.

well like i said, swaggots
apparently my panties are supposed to drop because they wear their hat backwords, are a minority group and say they are opressed, have a bigger shoe collection then me, and are wearing a outfit that costs 400 dollars and looks exactly the same as the outfit the next swaggot is wearing

Right they change nationality and lenguage but its the same everywhere...
The non-swaggots come around. They just need to get their **** togheter before deciding to chase a partner. Or gather courage.
As long as you arent in a hurry...

im kinda to quiet to do chasing

Yeah turns out life doesnt care if you are.
You can get lucky sure and be approached by someone but thats fairy tail lvl of prince charming to the rescue...
That and all the other aspects demand you to not be quiet...but we'll come around to get over shyness im...sure.

not to mention im not lady like at all

i can hope

Its not a prerequisite.
Theres a lot of people who like the non-lady steryotipe many women follow.
And sure we can but its like running in the mud.

maybe

Also i kinda checked yours and it kinda reminded me mine was still grey so i thought i should change...

No i was just messing with it yesterday because it was bugged.
Wouldnt change the color,then it would,then i saved and it didnt save so i had to do it again.
Why? Does it look like im trying to get attention?

Not really, I just thought you were one of those people, ya know, who constantly change their themes and layouts and it always looks great. Meanwhile I'm the opposite. I'll spend all day thinking of one theme then stick with it for years 'cause "good enough is good enough". And that's what I do in general, not just web layouts.

Well im practical and lazy and i like the colors i put here.
Dark purple and black are easy on the eye and i like them...or they are just good enough,dont know which.
And im not sure that was a complement but ill take it as one. Yours is great too read and black is a nice combo.

Thanks~
Although my favorite color is purple. Sadly, I cant do anything with it. Doesn't fit my themes, doesn't go well with my usual black clothes, no idea how else to use it.

i dont use it as much as i would want either...maybe if i start actually buying my own clothes instead of being lazy and just using what i have.
Dark colors can be nearly black. Like dark blue and purple go well with black...i think im not gay enough to understand fashion.
Have you tried fishnets tights i hear they come in black mostly and look great.

Could go for a purple scarf, but winte's almost over.
Can't say I've tried fishnet thighs. Have you?

Not yet,no. Dont have the habit or trying on women's wears. Or the opportunity.
So what do you do with your life?

That's a really deep question, lol. Wasting it, I guess?

I'm in High School, aiming for a good diploma and chemical specialization, but I have absolutely no plans for a job, which scares me. Not going for a higher education because of finances so I'm paranoid whether I'll even find a job quickly enough.

I'm naturally a pessimist, which forces me to have no love or sex life. My dream is to find a cute, innocent girl and have two kids but the odds of that are unlikely 'cause feminism has ruined women.

My hypothetical long-term plan is to turn my house into a weeaboo mansion if my parents are dead and I'm still a loner. Part of me wants that to happen, but part of me doesn't.

That's everything, I think. So hows life with you?

Do you wish to tell me about what you do for fun?

Kinda busy now. Would love to discuss fetishes later.

Oh sorry go on.

It wasnt really a deep question,i dont think at least... If im going to answer in the same parameters,

Im in college or university or whatever you people call it,looking for a degree in psychology but not sure which area. Im not scared of not finding a job as much as i am of getting one and not enjoying it as much as i want to.

Im also pessimistic,so i kind of accepted by now im going to be single till the end. I also dont buy it because im not a manly man,as some would call,im quite meek,shy and i would say too nice to anyone and those are not qualities women look in men so for me to find one that wants a submisse partner will be very hard. I might adopt a kid though that sounds nice.

I want to buy anime mechandise but with the money conversion and taxes im not in a hurry or excited at all. If i would see myself in 10 years would be sitting in a armchair drinking wiskey in a dark office on a tall building looking over the night sky wondering where it went wrong.

I also play video games and watch anime when i have the energy to download and invest myself in watching one,which has not happened recently and i left Kimi Ni Todoke on hold halfway through.
Im also a hentai entusiast and love to discuss fetishes.

Kimi ni Todoke was pretty good. I haven't watched the second season though, so you can say I have it on-hold as well.

Now that we've confessed our acceptance of dying alone, afraid and in pain, lets talk about the topic of importance. Hentai! What are your top fetishes?

Top 5 thats hard...
Alright lets see...I think it goes like 1)Tomboys. 2)Femdom. 3)Impregnation. 4)Muscles. 5)Short hair.
As you can see they all add up to me being a girl. I cant explain but as you can see im "a bit" of an M.
There are other minor details that i love in hentai but other major ones that i couldnt put since i had to decide on 5 but were close are lolis,monster girls, **** ,futa on girls...
So go ahead,judge me and tell me yours.

Femdom and impregnation are super hawt and high on my list too~ I like the concept of tomboys greatly but I really prefer them having long or at least medium hair. I can enjoy short too, but only if the girl is actually cute. Muscles isn't a turn off, but I have to be in a really specific mood for them.

I love a lot of weird stuff, but my favorite of all time is something normal: kissing. Nothing beats a long, loving, detailed tongue-wrestle and saliva-sharing~
Sadomasochism might be my 2nd favorite. I would gladly be S or M, so having both of them, and switching, in hentai turns me on a lot~

I'm into scat, piss, tentacles, futa, loli, inflation, breeding, bestiality, traps, netorare, but in the end what matters most to me is romance (even if its corrupted~)

Oh ok thats a wide range. Its nice being able to have fun. I try to be open but some stuff is a bit too brutal for me like rape,even though i like some of it against my will,cheating and ntr is a bit too sad for me even if i hate myself for liking some stuff.

The muscles thing is a bit recent but i matched my femdom thing. I just see something really hot in a woman with physical strenght. Also its not something people usually expect or want in women,because muscles are considered manly. Also works for women in military uniforms,strenght of character but usually some arm and abs that i can look and think "She could totally hold me down and molest me if she wanted to and im ok with that."

Yeah i like the loving stuff. I didnt mention because it was too regular for a fetish but i do love when the couple is just...in love. Happy sex,saying really cute things with plenty of saliva and enjoyment is really heartwarming. And hot obviously. The SM thing is more just in roles rather than the BDSM whole thing,not against it but it somewhat scares me to be tied up and "tortured".

Some of the body stuff you mentioned i never really saw some appeal. Im a bit of a hypocondriac so inflation,breeding,scat,piss kinda scared me in a biological level,if it wasnt clear by now im a wuss against afflictions i cant see or stuff getting me from the inside out. So paranoid bolony but i dont see the hot thing maybe because its forbidden or naughty or whatever which i see in beastility that i do feel that "This isnt right" flame but the others not so much.

Tentacles depend on the tentacles themselvesand the situation. If its too rapy i start to get sad and ntr is just...yeah.
Traps though thats something i should be into and i tried using it but theres just something about knowing theres a penis that hold me back. Something about seeing 2 penises one hidden and one in the front that just dont work for me and that kinda upsets me because otherwise they are girls but something in my head hates to have fun so...kind of a drag.

I think the reason why I enjoy rape and all those extreme things is just because of how taboo it is. And I live by these words:
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BDSM is the grandpa of fetishes, if you ask me. Its a dying fetish which is terribly cliche at this point. I can see the appeal of cuffs and blindfolds, but ropes and immobilization in general are stupid. Whipping is just a lazy version of spanking. Mouth gags can be hot~

And I didn't mention this because its a whole different category. Clothes can play a major role. Socks and thigh highs are the peak of seductive attire for me. But I have a fetish for clothed sex too, so everything from maid uniforms to micro bikini is God-sent in my book. Cosplay, ribbon dress, sun dress, denim shorts and much more <3

Huh right i guess i never thought of how old BDSM is...considering most of medieval torture stuff became base to their machinery...

Yeah i get that phrase although some are more than just "because i shouldnt".

But i meant just the roleplaying of someone being dominant and the other submissive that sounds really hot to me. BUT im not one looking for someone and i dont have the energy or motivation to go do that so ill keep jacking.

Masturbation! Another great fetish!
Secret, forced, mutual!

You got to go to bed now or can i ask what else you do for fun?

How the heck did you know I was about to go to bed?

Im a wizard in progress,quite talented in fact.

Sugoi!
Well, I gotta go to bed now. School and cinema tomorrow. Talk to ya later Kali~ ♥

Hello samefag

hi

I was about to make a remark on how your profile was dead, but then I realized it was pretty alive...

Making any friends on FJ?

not really and my profile is dead

But you post so many comments every day; NO?
You ought to have met someone new...

It's not that dead...

For you and your family too

To me that sound is the very symbol of the lickitongue mini game from the first pokemon stadium.

Hah no way thats exactly what i think of when i hear that
Was where i heard that first when i was a kid playing with my brother that minigame

My friend has it as his sms sound, we were like 4 people going YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH synchronized when it went off while we watched redline.

mhehe thats a great idea ill try to find a way to use that as my mensage sound

You'll never be mistaken about who's phone it is at least.

Well mine uses Midna's summon sound from Twilight Princess,if you play Zelda games.
So i never get confused but it would be pretty amusing to see people's reaction to a japanese "YOOOOOUUUUU!!"

Havent played any between windwaker and hyrule warriors, recently got hyrule warriors, but havent been able to play it much sadly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXHT9QgVg7U convert this, and youre done

I think its a good one even though a lot of people say its **** because...i dont know it went with the formula and was too dark?
Has the best sidekick in all games though so its in my list

Yeah ill get around it but it sounds hilarious

I heard its really good, so it bothers me a bit that i never got to play it, but now that i have a wiiU with that available on the net market i might get around to it sometime.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aw man i want a WiiU...need dem smashes

I got mine on sale with 3 games and the logitech g27 steering wheel~

You guys have sale on console games how endeering

huh...neither?

What? How come?

I didnt watch little busters and didnt play the VN so taking part in either would be dishonest

So you dare use reaction pics from animus you haven't watched?

Most of the stuff i use is from stuff i watched
some faces are too funny so i use them regardless

I just print scrn most of mine.

I do that too to some of mine makes for good profile pictures among other things

Yeap, I used this for a pretty long while.

Ah i recognize that one good stuff
the oreimo one i recognize the art too

I see you're a patron of the finer arts.

Quite
I try to keep my preferences on high quality material

ahegao best gao

jesus calm down i was getting food

why did you even add me?
did i manage to amuse you in some way?

I'm lonely and have no friends too.
Got room for one more person to love you long time?

If you are mean it...

Of course! We can talk about games and anime and cuddle and stuff~

Alright ive seen your name on the anime board from time to time you seem nice.
Want to ask something or talk abot something?

Totally~ But tomorrow. Gotta sleep 'cause I've got school early tomorrow.
Goodnight! ♥

Sure thing then have a good one.

I'm lonely and need friends.
So be my friend and I love you long time

Oh ok i guess thats a good reason
but you are taking a big responsability here just so you know
and if you really are lonely and need someone to talk about life or anything that interests you im always here i would love to hear what you have to say

will do bb

So you got something now to talk? Like games,fav anime and the like?

I don't know, I never thought i'd get this far

Well i gave examples if you dont to talk i understand

i dont know edits

Just use paint.net , man.

So you got photoshop now?