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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/26/2011
Last Login:11/20/2014
Location:Skyrim
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Content Ranking:#4942
Comment Ranking:#11907
Highest Content Rank:#2496
Highest Comment Rank:#5838
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#1110 - **kaldarvonlupo rolls 821,957,932** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#3963 - **kaldarvonlupo rolled user thisisbait ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name +1
#3951 - **kaldarvonlupo rolled user kothaex ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#1 - Car is running, please steal.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Dog in Car +1
User avatar #10 - AvatarAirBender (06/22/2014) [-]
What really sucks is if someone steals your car with your key, your insurance isn't going to cover it. Its your fault you didn't keep track of the key, or left it running.
#4 - theXsjados (06/21/2014) [-]
Doors of a running car can still be locked from the outside with a spare key or a electronic key fob.
User avatar #8 - nuclearkitteh (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, but a locked door doesn't make a window shatter proof.
#93 - theXsjados (06/22/2014) [-]
Most criminals are not professionals. Most crimes are "crimes of opportunity". If the door was unlocked and the car was running it would be a crime of opportunity, but if the doors are locked the thief has to put effort into getting in the car (breaking the window) and risks drawing attention to him/herself in, what I presume, is a reasonably visible car in a reasonably populated shopping plaza or mall (why else would the owner feel the need to put up the sigm?).

So yes, a criminal might break the window and drive off, but between breaking the window and dealing with the dog inside they will probably choose not to so they don't risk unnecessary attention.

Finally a career criminal that is willing to break the window will probably know other ways into a car without breaking into it, and will probably know how to start a car without the keys, so the keys being in the ignition is irrelevant.
User avatar #7 - valyn (06/21/2014) [-]
Also, dog inside
#12 - Damnit, I cunted mine up with too many mods, now it won't open 06/21/2014 on Oblivion 0
#53 - also stolen 06/20/2014 on Steam™ over the next few... 0
#51 - Thanks 06/20/2014 on Steam™ over the next few... 0
#48 - Mind posting your profile pic for me to steal?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Steam™ over the next few... 0
#52 - danrmanalt (06/20/2014) [-]
Also got this,
User avatar #53 - kaldarvonlupo (06/20/2014) [-]
also stolen
#50 - danrmanalt (06/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #51 - kaldarvonlupo (06/20/2014) [-]
Thanks
#970400 - Add me to list please  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #970402 - doujinshi (06/18/2014) [-]
Yusay, skittlesareepic.
#605 - **kaldarvonlupo rolled image ** 06/15/2014 on What your girlfriend cheats... 0
#16 - **kaldarvonlupo rolled image ** 06/11/2014 on Post roll games 0
#964492 - thanks 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#964485 - Add me pls  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #964491 - doujinshi (06/11/2014) [-]
Yusay, skittlesareepic.
User avatar #964492 - kaldarvonlupo (06/11/2014) [-]
thanks
#2 - Comment deleted 06/09/2014 on the fashion writer 0
#1827 - **kaldarvonlupo rolls 118,106,266** 06/07/2014 on Highest roll gets red... 0
#10 - Picture 05/25/2014 on Saw something funny in the... 0
#260322 - me 05/16/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#6 - Deus Ex  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Get funky +6
User avatar #7 - mylazy (05/09/2014) [-]
Thanks
#129 - **** you.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Trips to name child -1
User avatar #182 - sharklazers (04/27/2014) [-]
Fuck him because he doesn't want to ruin a kid's life? How the fuck would you feel if you were named Limpdick Jerkface Smith because your dad was retarded enough to ask somebody to name you over the internet?
#126 - **kaldarvonlupo rolls 464** Adolf Hitler 04/27/2014 on Trips to name child -1
#233105 - Trip her down the stairs 04/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM +1
#232985 - continue being gay 04/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#232690 - what job do you do?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
User avatar #232824 - manofparody (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm tech support for Asus and HP Rescue.
#231953 - Spam mass PM's 04/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#231875 - Rape him mercilessly 04/20/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
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User avatar #429 - guano (10/11/2014) [-]
you are the epitome of someone that i don't much care for
User avatar #428 - blucheese (06/22/2014) [-]
I hate you more then bad gateways signs.
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User avatar #426 to #425 - kaldarvonlupo (07/06/2013) [-]
ARE YOU?
User avatar #423 - Benka (06/18/2013) [-]
wow thanks!!!
User avatar #424 to #423 - kaldarvonlupo (06/18/2013) [-]
no problem
#422 - came (05/20/2013) [-]
But I'm not selling
User avatar #421 - hodoor (04/22/2013) [-]
HODOR
User avatar #420 - vasyan (04/20/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #414 - vasyan (04/20/2013) [-]
what's for bow?
User avatar #415 to #414 - kaldarvonlupo (04/20/2013) [-]
Stuff/
Diamonds/Met books/Rits
User avatar #416 to #415 - vasyan (04/20/2013) [-]
how much in rits?
User avatar #418 to #417 - vasyan (04/20/2013) [-]
idk..5k?
User avatar #413 - clingy (04/20/2013) [-]
Thank u :)
User avatar #403 - DrAlt (04/07/2013) [-]
How many raw diamonds/recipes would it take for me to get "The Lovers" and/or Demonic Bow?
User avatar #402 - bloodeyes (04/06/2013) [-]
y decline? it was at a 1:2 ratio cuz 2 25 is 1 50 so and 40 50's for 40 books is cut in half to 20 100...not good?
User avatar #397 - harislayer (04/06/2013) [-]
What do you want for 11 cucumbers? :3
User avatar #399 to #397 - kaldarvonlupo (04/06/2013) [-]
10 books?
User avatar #395 - bloodeyes (04/06/2013) [-]
are the tokens for sale? if so how much per book would u sell
User avatar #396 to #395 - kaldarvonlupo (04/06/2013) [-]
No idea, but they are
User avatar #398 to #396 - bloodeyes (04/06/2013) [-]
1 book every 2 25 tokens?
User avatar #390 - mouldysandals (04/02/2013) [-]
i love you thanks
User avatar #391 to #390 - kaldarvonlupo (04/02/2013) [-]
no problem, they're useless to me
User avatar #388 - Benka (04/01/2013) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #387 - drhard (04/01/2013) [-]
100 RITs for 6 orange cocktails sound fair?
User avatar #385 - nyj (04/01/2013) [-]
I have a good amount of coal.

You selling gems? (raw, cut, special)
User avatar #386 to #385 - kaldarvonlupo (04/01/2013) [-]
I am,yes
User avatar #381 - fluffylittlebunny ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
what do you want for the pet dove?
User avatar #383 to #382 - fluffylittlebunny ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
ok, how many?
User avatar #384 to #383 - kaldarvonlupo (03/31/2013) [-]
Not a clue on price.
#379 - tramp (03/30/2013) [-]
dem angelic tickets :P
User avatar #380 to #379 - kaldarvonlupo (03/30/2013) [-]
noice. TY
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