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#22 - To be honest family, that is pretty laugh out loud. Nothing's …  [+] (1 reply) 9 hours ago on Hope you did yours 0
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#53 - aldothenazi (4 hours ago) [-]
Did I imply I care ? Besides, I value your expert opinion on relationships, oh fellow FunnnyJunker.
#26 - I sincerely do not believe Trump will become president. They w…  [+] (8 replies) 10 hours ago on Good jorb Wisconsin -6
#47 - brohirim (8 hours ago) [-]
Making trump a martyr would be a bad choice for them.
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#43 - redeadhunter (9 hours ago) [-]
"Until Trump has been president for over a year, I do not believe he will become president"

#33 - xxpoornoobxx (9 hours ago) [-]
i believe this is untrue not many presidents have been assassinated trump will become president he is already president elect and he will serve his full term he may not do anything special he may not do anything great or note worthy but one things certain america will still suck ass
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#30 - huntergriff (9 hours ago) [-]
if they try to assassinate him, then pence takes over. they'd have to kill a lot of people just to get a democrat back in power.
#40 - therealkakashi (9 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, people don't seem to get this.

The Extreme Left is overblowing how bad Trump will be (SJWs, John Oliver, most protesters, etc) while the rest of the Left knows that Trump is just a mild inconvenience compared to the nightmare of President Pence. There's a lot of people saying Trump actually chose Pence as an assassination buffer, much like what Teddy Roosevelt did when he was president.

I'm not sure how credible that is, but it's certainly humorous to think about it - I just imagine Trump at a meeting like "Yeah I'm cracking down on illegals. You wanna assassinate me? Fine, make a guy who believes in conversion therapy the next president. Any takers? No? Didn't think so. Sad!"
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#42 - dudulli (9 hours ago) [-]

The former was too well written but this is exactly how Trump would end the message.
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#29 - dudulli (9 hours ago) [-]
Calm down with the paranoia, my friend.
Trump won. It's over. There is absolutely no reason to kill him now for the other side. This would need a lone wolf to do - not happening.
The recounts won't change anything and the worst thing that can happen is that he won't get 270 EC votes and then get elected by the house of representatives - which also won't be happening.

Again, take a deep breath, calm down, relax.
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#39 - kalagas (9 hours ago) [-]
I hope you're right, just so hard to believe. It's like a dream. Still shocked he won.
#17 - Russia's history shows that's ********. It's no last bastion f…  [+] (1 reply) 11/28/2016 on didn du nuffin +9
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#18 - Haugi (11/28/2016) [-]
I'm gonna keep this short for clarity.

I don't defend Russia or it's actions, but simply by virtue of being mostly white and having a harsh immigration policy, they can APPEAR as a "last bastion" of sorts.

nice that you know a lot about the subject and all, but I must have been misleading or misrepresented my point.