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#152 - If someone mouthed off to you, would you just take it? No.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Police Brutality. +4
User avatar #155 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
You're right, I wouldn't. But I would have to face the consequences like any other citizen. I don't get to rough up whoever I want and lie my way out of it.

But since we're on that point, if I'm AT WORK and someone is mouthing off, yeah, I don't really have much of a choice but to take it, or else I get FIRED.
User avatar #158 - kaj (01/14/2014) [-]
I work in a bakers, i get dickhead customers all the time, i just stay friendly, usually drives them insane. Maybe he was being rough, maybe he felt threatened by you whatever, you were being arrested to begin with so, just take it as a life lesson and keep your damn nose clean dude. Life sucks, stick to the positives, let it go, what's done is done. And chill.
User avatar #159 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
I know for a fact I was not threatening him in any way.

And don't try to judge me, you don't even know what I did. Although I admit I fucked up this time, not everything illegal is 'bad'.
User avatar #161 - kaj (01/14/2014) [-]
I wasn't judging you, I don't have the right to judge anyone, I was stating out the obvious you were being arrested. I said MAYBE for a reason mate.
User avatar #163 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Fair enough. But I'm pretty sure slamming me to the ground hard enough to cause injuries qualifies as 'rough'.

And like I said, I did nothing threatening. All I did was insult him and tell him what a fucking lowlife he is.
#165 - kaj (01/14/2014) [-]
Maybe you got to him? Might of snapped. Or perhaps he's a knobjockey. But again, it's done.

Least you got a pretty interesting story to tell peeps.
User avatar #169 - footballmaniac (01/14/2014) [-]
Well quite obviously I got to him! That's my point. No matter what arrestees say, the cop is supposed to have integrity. Unless they're ACTUALLY threatened, they should never attack them. What kind of pussy slams someone that's cuffed anyway? Meet me out in the street and try that shit again, ya pussy!

But trust me, I already had a crazy story way before that even happened. Let's just say it involved a car being engulfed in flames. lol
#39 - Happened to my left nipple in highschool, or left boob.. 01/13/2014 on That thing with the name +1
#29 - If i ever went there, I would lack the choice to leave. 01/13/2014 on i like living way to much... +3
#5 - **kaj rolls 33** 01/10/2014 on Death & Gravestone Symbolism +2
#4 - Poor Bob 01/08/2014 on Of course, I wont laught 0
#63 - Picture 01/08/2014 on Much like this today 0
#509 - Picture 01/06/2014 on Cancer 0
#10 - "Ye-AHKKukkioPPKKK.." 01/05/2014 on Little sister +13
#14 - shut it. 01/05/2014 on So manly 0
#45 - it's the fatties gravitational pulls ******* her up. 01/05/2014 on cREEPY +2
#199 - nip it for later. 01/05/2014 on The new year is here... +1
#121 - Noticed it to..wtf. 01/05/2014 on Multiple Choices 0
#87 - maaaan. Baw hair away. 01/05/2014 on Ed knows what's up 0
#58 - Indeed. 01/05/2014 on Classic Barney 0
#59 - yeeeeah....no that won't ever happen. 01/05/2014 on Donut make you laugh? 0
#211 - Can't wait to read more 01/05/2014 on Fallout: Vaults Pt.2 0
#111 - Yeah, fairly dumb. Makes sense now though. 01/04/2014 on Honeydude 0
#143 - Just got fallout 3 on steam, i've played it a lot but some of …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Fallout: Vaults 0
User avatar #222 - leonhardt (01/04/2014) [-]
Some of these are from New Vegas, too.
#108 - So wait they're calling you a Gay Basket?...a Gay Hamper? Or p…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Honeydude 0
User avatar #110 - itemexchange (01/04/2014) [-]
they are saying your a group of fruits...a group of gays
idk im not saying its a good insult but its not really a new insult either
User avatar #111 - kaj (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, fairly dumb. Makes sense now though.
#93 - **kaj rolls 178,971** 01/03/2014 on Canada may not survive 0
#173 - Picture 12/30/2013 on PS3 got game +2
#1 - i was sitting through this asking myself, what's the point? Da… 12/28/2013 on dont let the troops hearyou 0
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#3 - This helps. which is nice and frightful at the same time.. 12/28/2013 on (untitled) 0
#4 - Picture 12/28/2013 on GeusS wot 0


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