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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:The realm of imaginary
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I would like to give you a fake description...but I would feel bad...so I am a nerd/geek who spends far, far, far too much time on the internet...and got over the last time that I made an account and was insulted and have learned that it doesn't matter, I don't know these people...so whatever...I won't do too much with this but I might occasionally upload something I took a funny screen cap of or I doodled and was bored...maybe one youtube video

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#10 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2013 on (untitled) +9
User avatar #23 - tdogmeds (09/09/2013) [-]
Is that the scene where she gets impaled?
User avatar #25 - kairuzesu (09/09/2013) [-]
well it's the precursor to the impalement but yes
#28 - hmmm...so every time I live for 60 years I get a do over as a … 09/09/2013 on (untitled) 0
#9 - anime called muromi-san...I think from the 10th or 11th episod… 09/08/2013 on It's true. +2
#5 - ..............my saxophone teacher is expecting twins any week…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/08/2013 on It's true. +7
#33 - senorfrog (09/08/2013) [-]
I'm the same man, my friend who was a complete dork (the type that loved band for wrong reasons and that Jessica Alba in her prime was ugly but Betty White was hot) well he had drunk sex with an ex friend of mine's fat wife in their house with the husband walking in on them, impregnated her, his gf broke up with him, he dated her bestfriend, and now is getting back with previous gf. I can no longer talk to him or anything.
#10 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
how do you feel knowing your teacher got plowed hard? maybe even in the ass for a while?
User avatar #6 - kingxddd (09/08/2013) [-]
Hahahaha.... Oh wow sorry no reaction images on my phone.
#7 - kairuzesu (09/08/2013) [-]
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that's ok I fear what you may post...something like this even
#12 - thechosentroll (09/08/2013) [-]
What in the name of Slaaneshs' cock piercings is going on in that gif?
#40 - zakaizer (09/08/2013) [-]
I don't know... What was going on?
User avatar #41 - thechosentroll (09/08/2013) [-]
Tit smushing.
User avatar #8 - sirrawrsalot (09/08/2013) [-]
Sauce. Now.
#9 - kairuzesu (09/08/2013) [-]
anime called muromi-san...I think from the 10th or 11th episode...good series, episodes are only 12 minutes each so you can easily watch the whole thing in just over 2 hours...and one of my favorite opening songs
#107 - ...Give it All...In My Ass... Could have been worse..… 09/08/2013 on Well. That's a thing. 0
#21 - from the angle of the photo it looks like megan fox's double i…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2013 on Celebs with their stunt... +1
User avatar #26 - navadae (09/08/2013) [-]
everyones entitled to their fapinions
#51 - isn't he also the clockwork orange esc guy in the white suite …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Any RWBY Fans? 0
#58 - vaiyars (09/14/2013) [-]
Gray G. Haddock is the one who does the voice of Roman Torchwick
#27 - and WASHINGTON!!!! he's in there too I think he's two …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Any RWBY Fans? +1
User avatar #49 - badabingbadaboom (09/07/2013) [-]
He plays the head master at Beacon academy
User avatar #51 - kairuzesu (09/07/2013) [-]
isn't he also the clockwork orange esc guy in the white suite with orange hair who has a cigar on him at all times? or is that someone else?
#58 - vaiyars (09/14/2013) [-]
Gray G. Haddock is the one who does the voice of Roman Torchwick
#1126 - Party in my ass... darn you SKET DANCE sound track... 09/07/2013 on time to revive an old... 0
#52 - this is kind of what I imagine when I listen to "He who b… 09/07/2013 on Legend of Legendary Heroes 0
#27 - it can be interpreted as that or you can leave things be and t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on Did you know 0
User avatar #57 - misfitxcreepx (09/07/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter how you interpret it, each dot is moving in a straight line
#11 - alright, remember there are 37 security cameras: 15 fixed ones…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2013 on You know you do +1
#12 - laziness (09/06/2013) [-]
this looks like a job for spiderman
#7 - and then when you get to the counter "no need to rob this…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2013 on You know you do +1
User avatar #9 - laziness (09/06/2013) [-]
too late, made up my mind, im robbin this place
User avatar #11 - kairuzesu (09/06/2013) [-]
alright, remember there are 37 security cameras: 15 fixed ones, 10 maneuverables, and 12 night visions. During the day there are 7 bank tellers and 3 security guards. At night there are two night watchers. there is about 10k on hand at each of the tellers during the day and the vault holds the rest, 50 inch re-enforced steel with a diamond wall in the middle. 7 combination locks keep the safe locked and the hinges are grind proof.

You're gonna need a crew of four guys minimum during the day, probably just two at night. You'll also need a laser drill for the vault if you target that otherwise you just need a way to bust the locks on the teller boxes...do you accept this mission?
#12 - laziness (09/06/2013) [-]
this looks like a job for spiderman
#5 - I dunno, I'd think more people are like this  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2013 on You know you do +4
User avatar #6 - laziness (09/06/2013) [-]
And then transitioning in.. i bet i could rob this place...
User avatar #7 - kairuzesu (09/06/2013) [-]
and then when you get to the counter "no need to rob this place"
User avatar #9 - laziness (09/06/2013) [-]
too late, made up my mind, im robbin this place
User avatar #11 - kairuzesu (09/06/2013) [-]
alright, remember there are 37 security cameras: 15 fixed ones, 10 maneuverables, and 12 night visions. During the day there are 7 bank tellers and 3 security guards. At night there are two night watchers. there is about 10k on hand at each of the tellers during the day and the vault holds the rest, 50 inch re-enforced steel with a diamond wall in the middle. 7 combination locks keep the safe locked and the hinges are grind proof.

You're gonna need a crew of four guys minimum during the day, probably just two at night. You'll also need a laser drill for the vault if you target that otherwise you just need a way to bust the locks on the teller boxes...do you accept this mission?
#12 - laziness (09/06/2013) [-]
this looks like a job for spiderman
#27 - ok sure, luffy is the only one... thought all the comments…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on Pink Badass +4
#62 - pappysmurf (09/03/2013) [-]
My favorite anime... should watch it again soon. Hisoka is crayze and i love it.
#3 - but that isn't what happened at all...urf wound up as a ride o…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2013 on why amumu is sad 0
User avatar #14 - kasperoster (09/03/2013) [-]
Urf was an Aprils Fools champion. On his release. Riot was like "Ooooops, Warwick ate him afraid he wont come out." Has been an Urf skin 1. april year since, except last year where riots new game CHEW (Cho'gath eats the World) was announced.
#13 - kuchen (09/03/2013) [-]
Thats what happened ...
#5 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
Except for the fact that Warwick killed Urf >.>. He may be in the skin of Corki but damn skin's don't follow lore all the time. That's why in SGU's taunt Urf's spirit is there.
#21 - booooooh (09/05/2013) [-]
Also, fizz has a skin that launches Urf instead off a shark, i think it's the fisherman skin?
User avatar #4 - DroyLinker (09/03/2013) [-]
he was skinned alive by warwick actually
#252 - ahh crap...I have a dilemma...I don't know who the main charac… 09/03/2013 on How f*cked are U 0
#257 - hardest boss battle as a child: The Elite Four Hardest bos… 09/03/2013 on I'm bored currently so... 0
#46 - Robert Kirkman 09/02/2013 on hajime isayama +2
#44 - similar BOAT not BOOK sorry 09/02/2013 on hajime isayama 0
#43 - and this guy is in a similar book for american comics...  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2013 on hajime isayama +2
#45 - tostito (09/02/2013) [-]
sorry but, who is that guy?
User avatar #46 - kairuzesu (09/02/2013) [-]
Robert Kirkman
User avatar #44 - kairuzesu (09/02/2013) [-]
similar BOAT not BOOK sorry
#64 - I know, you told me that when I was on there [I was the gu…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on The Official FunnyJunk... 0
User avatar #66 - SxyDweeb (09/01/2013) [-]
Oh, hello! Get on more.
#40 - the wii U is fine, with wind waker hd, and smash bros on the horizon  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on How the new nintendo 2DS... 0
User avatar #55 - camdonwin (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm as excited for wind waker hd as anyone, I really am, but I'm not going to spend $300+ to play a game I already have. (not the case with smashbros wiiu obviously, I am counting the seconds till I can kick Mario's ass with Megaman. I might play $300+ to play a game I don't have if its smashbros, hell Brawl is why I bought a wii.)
#39 - you must not be a fat ass such as myself then...seriously I ca… 08/31/2013 on How the new nintendo 2DS... 0
#18 - This is a new server people, I decided to check it out. There …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2013 on The Official FunnyJunk... -1
User avatar #60 - SxyDweeb (09/01/2013) [-]
Mobs aren't near /warp wild. You have to walk out further to get to any. Don't ask me why because I don't even know.

- MissaBear

User avatar #64 - kairuzesu (09/01/2013) [-]
I know, you told me that when I was on there [I was the guy with the slenderman skin]
User avatar #66 - SxyDweeb (09/01/2013) [-]
Oh, hello! Get on more.
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#1 - DrollHumor ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Ain't no party like a Pewdiepie party!   
   
*brofist*
Ain't no party like a Pewdiepie party!

*brofist*
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