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You see, that's called, "Being a piece of shit and knowing it."
I'm actually being dead serious. I'm not trying to be insulting. The others don't know they're a piece of shit, even if they "Admit" to it. They think it's just regular humor and that anyone who doesn't laugh must be an idiot.
Don't worry though, I've had a tortoise before. He liked swimming. I'm pretty sure all of them do, because that was also my dad's experience with every tortoise (yes tortoise, not turtle) that he ever found.
- age does that to a man. Also we are supposed to believe that H…
me at the park
Age does that to a man? really? To a hamon user? To a man who can wield a magic energy that -slows down- aging?
Also according to Araki, Stands are made of Ripple Energy. It should at least damage them.
Hermit Purple conducts hamon, but as stated many times in the show, it's probably the weakest existing stand.
Umm not talking about conductivity or hermit.
I'm saying, Joseph's Hamon should be able to damage stands. Not something as powerful as, say, Star Platinum, but he'd find a clever way of using it to defeat most stands, if Araki hadn't decided to fuck the brain of one of the smartest JoJos.
Poor guy gets used as comic relief 80% of the time.
Doesn't necessarily mean that it would damage them much. Perhaps that's why he only uses his stand to bind enemies. And let's be honest, Joseph has always been a comic relief, ever since the beginning of part 2. In part 3 he's just less useful up close, but Hermit Purple is still a great utility tool for grabbing shit, spying and drawing maps with sand.
Ya well even with Time Stop, Dio ain't got shit on the pillar men (they can eat him just by touching him) and Joseph fucked up all three of them.
With a few seconds of timestop, no, but if he managed to live long enough and kill enough people to make it last almost indefinitely
which he mentions could be possible
, the Pillar Men could still be beaten. Even Cars can be defeated by time and space
in this case, it was space.
And Joseph didn't defeat Cars himself. It was because Cars had the urge to kill him with Hamon, and that led to an unlucky chain event which led him to space. It was terrible luck that defeated Cars.
Hamon is just largely useless against humans. Dio is the only enemy in part 3 that could plausibly be defeated by Hamon.
*And vanilla ice
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