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#518767 - Oh, right. Those are exclusive to X, which are those I'm looki…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/27/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #518779 - ljxjlos (10/27/2013) [-]
A friend of mine gave me Xerneas because she restarted the game...If you want it for keeping, you can´t have it, if you need it for the Pokedex, I can trade it over under the promise that you´ll trade it back right after...
User avatar #518781 - kaffedk (10/27/2013) [-]
That'd be awesome. Yeah, you'd obviusly get it back right away.
User avatar #518782 - ljxjlos (10/27/2013) [-]
Okay:
Friendcode: 4570 - 8059 - 4578

yours?
User avatar #518783 - kaffedk (10/27/2013) [-]
1993 8248 5007
User avatar #518786 - ljxjlos (10/27/2013) [-]
I´m online, what´s your in-game name?
User avatar #518789 - kaffedk (10/27/2013) [-]
You're a good man. Thank you.
User avatar #518790 - ljxjlos (10/27/2013) [-]
No problem at all
#518766 - So I'm looking for X-exclusives for my Pokédex. I'm breeding …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/27/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #518767 - kaffedk (10/27/2013) [-]
Oh, right. Those are exclusive to X, which are those I'm looking for:
- Staryu
- Pinsir
- Houndor
- Poochyena
- Aron
- Lileep
- Anorith
- Sawk
- Swirlix
- Clauncher
- Xernas

I obviusly don't expect anyone to give me Xernax.
User avatar #518779 - ljxjlos (10/27/2013) [-]
A friend of mine gave me Xerneas because she restarted the game...If you want it for keeping, you can´t have it, if you need it for the Pokedex, I can trade it over under the promise that you´ll trade it back right after...
User avatar #518781 - kaffedk (10/27/2013) [-]
That'd be awesome. Yeah, you'd obviusly get it back right away.
User avatar #518782 - ljxjlos (10/27/2013) [-]
Okay:
Friendcode: 4570 - 8059 - 4578

yours?
User avatar #518783 - kaffedk (10/27/2013) [-]
1993 8248 5007
User avatar #518786 - ljxjlos (10/27/2013) [-]
I´m online, what´s your in-game name?
User avatar #518789 - kaffedk (10/27/2013) [-]
You're a good man. Thank you.
User avatar #518790 - ljxjlos (10/27/2013) [-]
No problem at all
#41 - I'm breeding chespin, squirtle and that ice-dino, so wonder tr… 10/26/2013 on Wonder Challenge +1
#5 - That made me laugh insanely much. 10/24/2013 on get your shit together +7
#347 - Killed Phanact. i can live with that. 10/23/2013 on *roll 2* to see your fate 0
#344 - **kaffedk rolls 52**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on *roll 2* to see your fate 0
#347 - kaffedk (10/23/2013) [-]
Killed Phanact.

i can live with that.
#16 - I've seen a few in Germany as well.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Wtf Fun Facts +3
#40 - szpatt (10/21/2013) [-]
Yep, we built a shitload of those in Germany as we have too much money. And we rather spend it on animal safety than on the greek.
#216 - Picture 10/21/2013 on Who are you? +1
#78 - Picture 10/20/2013 on Polandball after Polandball +3
#22 - Take a thumb for that one. 10/17/2013 on WAAAAAALLLLEEEEEEE +4
#9 - Gotta be Lidl. They do the same here in Denmark. Makes me chuc…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Today I saved a lot money 0
#11 - danoise (10/17/2013) [-]
It is liddl and
there were plenty items with ITS FUCKING 0% CHEAPER on it


just visit Liddl in Hamburg Harburg
#10 - danoise Comment deleted by kaffedk
#23 - I feel so bad for that girl's father, for so many reasons. Poor man.  [+] (11 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Cringe Compilation 5 +96
#211 - infested (10/17/2013) [-]
While the others made me cringe, this one actually made me gag
#133 - deepo (10/16/2013) [-]
hfw
#123 - nagafever (10/16/2013) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at WAT ** i bet she was bragging to her "friends" she was promised a car so that they would hang with her, then she had to find a good way to disguise her lie
#118 - ultracombo (10/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #95 - HeroOfWar (10/16/2013) [-]
If she was actually promised a macbook and a mercedes, it's the parents that are fucked up, not her.
User avatar #212 - majormoron (10/17/2013) [-]
He makes a good point.
#50 - anonymous (10/16/2013) [-]
As funny as it is, I don't think that one's real. I don't think anyone is dumb enough to spell it 'sweat sixtean' but spell correctly and use proper grammar such as in 'that's', 'Now,', and the Sincerely part, too.

There's also something suspect about the 'OR brand new Mercedes…' too. Like they're trying a little too hard to get us to rage and it seems obvious.

Just a though.
User avatar #252 - aesguitar (10/17/2013) [-]
You underestimate the potential stupidity of a human being...
#46 - yokii (10/16/2013) [-]
not just that but the fact that people liked the status
#37 - raditaz (10/16/2013) [-]
That post was the only one that genuinely made me cringe. Who the fuck...
User avatar #27 - pongldr (10/16/2013) [-]
Wow. That actually made my heart break.
#154 - Happens all the time. Glad I learned this. 10/15/2013 on Life hack comp +2
#7 - Picture 10/12/2013 on Bed time routine -1
#9 - No. 10/12/2013 on Space Wrap +4
#14 - Was just about to write that. Have a thumb.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on Childhood +6
#26 - rollmania (10/06/2013) [-]
Maybe sofarsogoodsowhat is watching you and wrote it before you because he knew you would do it.
#23 - Don't judge me.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2013 on Pokefeels. +8
User avatar #181 - stripey (10/01/2013) [-]
Crobat is awesome dude

Poison can kick ass and he also has handy flight skills
#62 - This made me laugh more than it should have. 10/01/2013 on Slinky animation 0
#326 - Comment deleted 09/30/2013 on basement decision 0
#33 - Loved the movie. It was disturbing though.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2013 on O_o...Nope +5
#53 - Bloodgartham (09/28/2013) [-]
What movie is it?
User avatar #57 - zzforrest (09/28/2013) [-]
The Mist
I liked the book (by Stephen King) more.
#58 - Bloodgartham (09/28/2013) [-]
OH shit, they made a movie about Stephen King's "The Mist"? ? Gotta see that!

Yes, I live under a rock when it comes to movies.
User avatar #59 - zzforrest (09/28/2013) [-]
It's tough to find, you'll have to order it. The ending is beyond forgivable, but apparently Stephen King actually liked the ending and wished he thought of it. Also the bugs are different than the books, looking more like flying spiders than pale balls with legs.
#1449 - "The Ura once nearly sacked the City with these savage bl… 09/24/2013 on Tell yours, go. +1
#177 - Never occurred to me that Vanellope was a Disney princess.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Pretty cool. +10
User avatar #200 - petronelly (09/22/2013) [-]
She was the queeeen
User avatar #178 - mrtrixreturned (09/22/2013) [-]
Or that Ralph was her "Boyfriend"
User avatar #179 - calawesome (09/22/2013) [-]
he's gonna wreck it?
User avatar #181 - lordgeneral (09/22/2013) [-]
You're a little late on that one
#180 - mrtrixreturned (09/22/2013) [-]
Well
#667751 - Very welcome. 09/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#667721 - Already got those games. They're for mac. T6XJI-XMMZB…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #667728 - sannukas (09/19/2013) [-]
Got Brütal Legend.
Thank you! ;;)
User avatar #667751 - kaffedk (09/19/2013) [-]
Very welcome.
User avatar #667727 - enviousjellyfish (09/19/2013) [-]
I took, MotN
User avatar #667725 - burningdash (09/19/2013) [-]
thats humble keys, also useable for windows i belive
#71 - Happened to me once. Most scary thing I've ever experienced. 09/15/2013 on (untitled) +1

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User avatar #6 - onestacks (10/29/2013) [-]
I don't need that moonstone anymore, don't worry about it

I still have your charmander though!
#3 - himyouknowwho (07/10/2013) [-]
sup?
sup?
#4 to #3 - kaffedk (07/11/2013) [-]
Er det en dansker jeg ser?
#5 to #4 - himyouknowwho (07/11/2013) [-]
hva' så? hvordan går det?
hva' så? hvordan går det?
#1 - fjponythread (03/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 to #1 - kaffedk (03/02/2013) [-]
I don't know how to react, so here's a dead bird.
I don't know how to react, so here's a dead bird.
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