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#142 - Everything you said was true except for the last part. OP is …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on 0 +1
#144 - SilentRaver (04/06/2013) [-]
#127 - The butthurt here is glorious.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2013 on 0 +1
#128 - Womens Study Major (04/06/2013) [-]
these are the same people getting butthurt when people get "offended"

oh god the irony
#129 - Womens Study Major (04/06/2013) [-]
also, it's not very interesting when you post the same fucking comment over and over. Bring something new to the table or get the fuck out
#87 - It is true about the Irish though. I spent a few days in Dubli… 03/27/2013 on irishLad 0
#171 - Sorry, having a weird bout of not being able to sleep. So I im… 03/17/2013 on Fceboock +1
#168 - I guess I was kinda vague. It does seep in. More common than y…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on Fceboock +2
User avatar #175 - xdiabolicx (03/17/2013) [-]
Just sayin', when I mentioned 'seep' I meant finishing in the ass and seeping out of said ass into the vag. In no way can sperm that can't escape the anus make its way to a uterus internally. Contraceptives is also too vague of a subject. There are so many people all over the fertility scale ranging from not being able to impregnate/become pregnant to bearing quintuplets (or more). People with high fertility are kinda boned because they are the .01% that will become pregnant/impregnate even after using a condom and birth control.
#150 - You can still get a girl preggers from anal. Your body is a bi…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Fceboock -16
User avatar #156 - xdiabolicx (03/17/2013) [-]
please be a troll..
User avatar #159 - jofj (03/17/2013) [-]
there is some truth to it
User avatar #163 - xdiabolicx (03/17/2013) [-]
Other than the body being like a bag of fluids, the rest is that statement is beyond wrong.
User avatar #164 - jofj (03/17/2013) [-]
if you fuck up and dont come directly into her ass you can get her pregnant.
User avatar #166 - xdiabolicx (03/17/2013) [-]
I get what you're saying like if a dude were to finish and his jizz seeped into her vag then maybe but highly unlikely. I think that kabala guy meant if you finish in a girl's ass somehow the sperm will find its way to the uterus without leaving the girl's body like how blood flow can travel anywhere. And that's just.. no..
#171 - kabala (03/17/2013) [-]
Sorry, having a weird bout of not being able to sleep. So I imagine my thoughts aren't coming out right.
#168 - kabala (03/17/2013) [-]
I guess I was kinda vague. It does seep in. More common than you'd think since people don't think it is possible. But if you are too dumb to use a condom in the first place, you shouldn't be having sex.
User avatar #175 - xdiabolicx (03/17/2013) [-]
Just sayin', when I mentioned 'seep' I meant finishing in the ass and seeping out of said ass into the vag. In no way can sperm that can't escape the anus make its way to a uterus internally. Contraceptives is also too vague of a subject. There are so many people all over the fertility scale ranging from not being able to impregnate/become pregnant to bearing quintuplets (or more). People with high fertility are kinda boned because they are the .01% that will become pregnant/impregnate even after using a condom and birth control.
User avatar #167 - jofj (03/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats possible but veeeery unlikely, i've just heard some..er..bad stories about anal(not ending in pregnancy) and yeah thats...very wrong
User avatar #169 - xdiabolicx (03/17/2013) [-]
Sadly I believe I've involved myself in a story or two.. not pretty. All I can say is that if you are going to try anal sex, anal foreplay is a MUST. And also make sure she's clean/empty... *shudders*
User avatar #170 - jofj (03/17/2013) [-]
yeah that shit(no pun intended) is fucking creepy its very unlike i'll try it, but if i do, i'll have to make sure to prepare, and make sure she does too :P
User avatar #172 - xdiabolicx (03/17/2013) [-]
If you value your sanity, you will take precautions haha.
User avatar #154 - chuca (03/17/2013) [-]
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this is why sex ed needs to be mandatory
#150 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on How Stuff Works 0
#176 - anonymouzx Comment deleted by kabala
#415 - There were resistance movements were alive well up until the e…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2013 on We need help, funnyjunkers! 0
User avatar #427 - byposted (03/16/2013) [-]
Every economy is a bubble economy. We'd have to see how Germany would have turned out, in order to truly say anything. I agree with your basic statement, however. One can only infer, however. Germany was much better off than the Soviet Union during their buildup.

On the thesis of resistance groups, you're exaggerating. The French resistance amount to very small guerrillas who were swiftly put down whenever they created a scene. They numbered in 30,000s and resorted to bombing civilian targets, in attempts to get a few German soldiers.

The domestic Polish resistance was little noticeable as well and I don't know of any resistance movements in Germany.

Once the UK and Russia managed to put up united fronts, the Germans saw little to no victories.
That is false. Great Britain's deviance did little to directly harm the Western front in which folly was winter warfare. Britain did not even leave their isles until the Americans came. Very pathetic and cowardly for them to not surrender under such circumstances.
User avatar #428 - byposted (03/16/2013) [-]
Eastern front*
#365 - There was the fact that Germany didn't have the resources. And…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2013 on We need help, funnyjunkers! 0
User avatar #391 - byposted (03/16/2013) [-]
Hitler took care of the resistance movements and made the strongest economy in Europe. Purging the Jews did much to kill any Communist feeling within Germany's elite. Germany did not have a serious domestic threat.

It is not reasonable to say that Germany didn't have resources for the war in Russia. Their defeats in and around Stalingrad was a matter of foul planning. After taking Minsk and destroying almost the entirety of European Russia, Hitler and his generals should have known the risks of sending the 6th army to Stalingrad when the winter severely put a strain on supply lines, which, at times, were immobile due to snowfall.
#415 - kabala (03/16/2013) [-]
There were resistance movements were alive well up until the end. Finnish, Polish, French and Germans did a lot to weaken Germany. They helped the US target strategic sites, killed important officers and the like. Resistance movements work in cells. One literally cannot wipe them all out.

Also, Germany was a bubble economy at the time. We've seen the model many times. Heavy industrialization mixed with massive input of resources. And just about every world economy has tried this and then hit the brick wall. Resource costs rise exponentially while productivity rises linearly. If you look at the timing of the start of the war, you will see that the German economy had began to stagnate and was about to have their bubble burst. That is why Hitler and his boys did what they did when they did. They turned Germany into the war economy, which is also not sustainable as they and Western Europe learned.

All the German strategies were terrible planning. The Blitzkrieg left German supply lines dangerously thin. The German attack plans can be defined as "This is so crazy it has to work.' They took the Marigot line because the French didn't think they would be so stupid and so they moved their forces in to Belgium. German tanks wouldn't become anything until the Panzer IV, the stug was a piece of shit. The only advantage the Germans had was air superiority against Eastern Europe, which the took fast because the planes scared the shit out of them. Once the UK and Russia managed to put up united fronts, the Germans saw little to no victories.
User avatar #427 - byposted (03/16/2013) [-]
Every economy is a bubble economy. We'd have to see how Germany would have turned out, in order to truly say anything. I agree with your basic statement, however. One can only infer, however. Germany was much better off than the Soviet Union during their buildup.

On the thesis of resistance groups, you're exaggerating. The French resistance amount to very small guerrillas who were swiftly put down whenever they created a scene. They numbered in 30,000s and resorted to bombing civilian targets, in attempts to get a few German soldiers.

The domestic Polish resistance was little noticeable as well and I don't know of any resistance movements in Germany.

Once the UK and Russia managed to put up united fronts, the Germans saw little to no victories.
That is false. Great Britain's deviance did little to directly harm the Western front in which folly was winter warfare. Britain did not even leave their isles until the Americans came. Very pathetic and cowardly for them to not surrender under such circumstances.
User avatar #428 - byposted (03/16/2013) [-]
Eastern front*
#20 - You might have a point there. I drank considerably more before… 03/14/2013 on Seth Rogen chose a pope too +1
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