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|#29 - Your grammar is fucking atrocious. You started a sentences wit… [+] (6 new replies)||01/10/2013 on Hitler||-22|
#43 - drainbramage (01/10/2013) [-]
There has to be a punctuation mark before beginning a quote, ":" is a punctuation mark, there wasn't a problem there, say "said" twice in a row is quite a common typo, quit being so petty.
There was one grammar mistake and it's quite an easy one to make, hardly atrocious, hell, it wouldn't even be atrocious if it was just three.
|#164 - America Getting Fucked = gay Canada Fucking America =/= … [+] (1 new reply)||12/05/2012 on 'Murica||+22|
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|#25 - kondike....kondike.....KONDIKE ! ITS KLONDIKE WITH A MOTHER F… [+] (3 new replies)||10/29/2012 on Hitlarious||+4|
|#189 - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? Yeah I'm really going to… [+] (45 new replies)||10/22/2012 on Obama is the most chill...||+13|
#301 - N. Korean citizen (10/22/2012) [-]
you're obviously mad.
as for all your problems, its ridiculous to blame them all on one man
one man who started at the height of the problem I might add
#214 - dreamcast (10/22/2012) [-]
#260 - Yardie (10/22/2012) [-]
The reason the price of petrol is so high in England is because roughly 60% of the cost is tax with the Duty and the VAT. Without all of that, gas prices in the UK would be only slightly more expensive than they are here.
Also on a little side note, if we opened up our reserves and allowed private companies to drill, gas prices would shoot down significantly, the purchasing of the land for these companies would give the government a shitload of money, and a bunch of jobs would be created.
#347 - Yardie (10/22/2012) [-]
We have hundreds of years of oil in reserves if we consume at the same rate we are at the moment.
We are sitting on easy economic profit while the US economy is in the shithole and has been for a while. Sitting on reserves isn't the answer as far as oil goes.
And do you seriously think that if we run out of oil the country will come to a halt and everybody will just freak out and not know what happened? We're already working on efficient energy alternatives, and although oil is the most efficient resource we have at the moment, you have to remember that it probably won't be for long.
#207 - N. Korean citizen (10/22/2012) [-]
Well. FUCK YOU.
In Denmark we pay around 50% in taxes each year, so shut the hell up, amerifag.
#257 - N. Korean citizen (10/22/2012) [-]
and about 2.10 dollar for a liter of gas
#204 - mortality (10/22/2012) [-]
Hey, Obama's the best president this country has had in decades. I especially like how he cut the deficit and lowered the prices of everyday needs and fixed the unemployment issue, just like he said he would. You can tell by how he deflects all questions asked of him and tells stories instead of answering that he really does have a plan on how to get to where he constantly says he's taking the country.
#821 - mortality (10/23/2012) [-]
He talks about tax cuts on the upper class. Now, I realize this sounds counterproductive, but when the wealthy have more, they feel safer to invest more in businesses. With this, businesses thrive and expand, making a need to hire more people. When these people are hired, the taxes they pay more than make up for the tax break on the upper class, meaning the government profits, the businesses profit, the upper class profits, and unemployed people now have jobs. It's been done in the past and proven to work.
#822 - KazumaKyu (10/23/2012) [-]
They're already paying lower taxes than the rest of us! The wealthy have access to a plethora of ways to reduce their taxes--sometimes by up to 20%. They don't need MORE reductions, because they're already getting more than enough as it is. Why is it so hard for people to pay their taxes and shut up about it? I pay my taxes every year, and I'm hardly in a position to get them cut in half or what have you. Why should someone more wealthy than myself pay a smaller percentage? What you say makes sense, but it's still giving preference to those with more money.
#190 - N. Korean citizen (10/22/2012) [-]
50k salary huh? seems like you're the 47%, you really want a republican in office? you know, the one who will focus on the rich? smart move.
#212 - oohbla (10/22/2012) [-]
if you tax the rich more they cant employ as many people then less people have jobs and cant pay their end of the taxes if you lower taxes they can hire more people and produce more in the end making a better gross income so in the end they would pay a lower percentage but still give more money to taxes and they would have more money to hire more people who then get payed and also pay taxes. basic stuff
#227 - oohbla (10/22/2012) [-]
alright let me give you an example. bill gates, he has a giant house yes and of course they are going to pocket some its called making a profit. but he pays so much just to charity that means even paying his workers he has extra money just to give away and i dont hear microsoft workers complaining, which means they get paid just fine so it can work and it works great im from the Puget sound area and know some of the workers, they love it there
#237 - dreamcast (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeah i'm sure he does but only a few workers can really benefit. I guess I see it this way. I have a child on the way and I am only 18 years old. I have to move out a few months after the baby is born in february. My girlfriend can't work and she is going to be getting medicaid so she can get her diabetes meds and to support the baby while I complete highschool and try to work a job. I plan on being a business owner when I am older but that is a few years down the road and without these taxes that will pay my benefits I cannot hold on long enough to have my own business or even get a better job. If Romney simply did not lower taxes for anyone then he would have my vote.
#200 - N. Korean citizen (10/22/2012) [-]
Mitt has a law degree from harvard...
|#433 - OP here. >MFW I predicted future [+] (6 new replies)||10/18/2012 on Poor Kid||+33|
#445 - exarzero (10/18/2012) [-]
If you get a girl by being a douche, you are going to normally end up with a rather unintelligent girl(Not to mention a bitch). Show them a little respect and is will go a long way... "True Relationship"
#453 - exarzero (10/18/2012) [-]
Also, I suppose it does depends on the girl. A know this couple that is like "i'm sorry" every five seconds... annoys me and my fiancee, but they have been together 6 years now and still strong. Regardless respect is the same for most everyone I think.
|#396 - Publix Buffalo Chicken sandwich will turn boys into men||10/18/2012 on Poor Kid||0|
|#41 - All you beta fags who have been friendzoned and have no luck w… [+] (9 new replies)||10/17/2012 on Poor Kid||-9|
#67 - gritsreborn (10/17/2012) [-]
And when you get out of middle school/high school and into the real world that strategy is going to get you prostitution, and the bottom barrel scum not even the most pathetic dudes will pick up. Acting like a real man gets you women, acting like a horny little douche will get you herpes.
#291 - fractalius (10/17/2012) [-]
You both are actually correct. See, there are the two most common people. Let's refer to them as Alpha and Beta. Alpha gets a lot of girls, but is an ass to them, beta is nice, but gets friendzoned all the time. This leads people to think that being an ass to girls is what gets them to like you, but thats not true.
It's all about confidence. The alpha literally doesn't care, (Almost cares TOO little) so he isn't awkward or afriaid, he is charming, etc. and thats what gets the girls to like him. But then he retains that ass hole aura after the relationship starts, and treats the girl like shit.
From what i have learned, you have to meet a chick, play it cool, be relaxed and calm, even make them feel like they are the ones that like you, make them the ones that want it, don't let the dog pull you. You have the leash, fucking use it. Then once the relationship starts, still be fun. Don't get too attached and clingy (I've made that mistake) but also don't be an ass. You'll fuck up enough times to understand what they want.
Also, a few pointers I use that make me feel confident.
1) Always dress like you're going to meet the love of your life that day. You never know, it's always good to look good.
2) Don't be clingy, but don't give 0 fucks at all. Find a common ground that makes the girl thankful of what she has (you), not too much not too little
3) Work out. Even if you don't get bigger, just the feeling (especially when you get good routines going) of being a badass at a gym boosts your confidence to rediculous hights
Anyway thats all for now
#272 - vys (10/17/2012) [-]
Well there's no real reason to get angry at him. It's not about being a "horny little douche". Being their friend will lead you into the friend zone obviously. You can be a gentleman and also be what you call "a douche". Hell, from what I saw it doesn't matter what your body looks like that much either. You just have to find your redeeming quality and expand on that.
If you're overweight, you just have to bring their self esteem down to your level. This sounds horrible, I know, but it does work. I learned all of this from the late Patrice O'Neal and his advice had been invaluable ;p Look at him and look at his girl. There are no girls "out of your league", only girls that don't attract you.
I might get thumbed down but I'm just trying to show where he's coming from.
#293 - fractalius (10/17/2012) [-]
I'm not sure why people are thumbing you up so much, and cedrock down. I'm assuming your a lot older than him, which makes sense. As, well frankly your both right. For his location/age group (younger, teens, etc.) the act of confidence, and not caring does make girls want you more. They get a "why doesn't he like me" attitude.
You're probably referencing when your older, like an adult, or already in a relationship.
|#2 - Yeah this is impressive to all those high school drop outs.. w…||10/11/2012 on Best answer ever||+2|
|#4 - Bro dont do this shit....at least wait till its off the front page||10/11/2012 on Gangsters Paradise||0|