Bro I'm a grammar nazi but I don't even take it that far, if someone uses a non-existent word like 'readed' I'll let them know.

There has to be a punctuation mark before beginning a quote, ":" is a punctuation mark, there wasn't a problem there, say "said" twice in a row is quite a common typo, quit being so petty.

There was one grammar mistake and it's quite an easy one to make, hardly atrocious, hell, it wouldn't even be atrocious if it was just three.

You failed.

"You started a sentences."
Nice grammar.

using said twice is not a grammar mistake.

You can pretext a quote with a ":"

We are both gay, but at least we aren't the ones taking it in the ass.

hfw

kondike

I zoned out about halfway but I agree.

"gas is 3.80" i wish! i just paid 4.60 a gallon. it took $120 to fill the tank!

It really depends on what state you are in good sir. In NY around where I live its dropping . I think I paid around 3.70 a gallon the other day.

yeah true. here in Cali its been rising

Yeah I saw on the news about the whole thing out there. It really sucks.

tell me about it... it probably doesn't help that i only get 15 mpg

That's actually kinda funny because my brother dropped out of collage and made 64k last year as a paid fireman. Gas is actually cheap in the United States compared to other countries that pay 10 dollars to the gallon or more. Those taxes you pay go to educate the children of this nation, maintain the roads you drive to work on and pay for many other things you seem to not realize. So my advice to you sir is do not vote this election and get a better job because you are wasting that education.

the reason they pay so much more around the world is due to hyperinflation cause they already went down the same road we are, so as a consequence their dollar is worth less than ours

actually one of those counties is England and the pound is worth more than the dollar.

The reason the price of petrol is so high in England is because roughly 60% of the cost is tax with the Duty and the VAT. Without all of that, gas prices in the UK would be only slightly more expensive than they are here.

Also on a little side note, if we opened up our reserves and allowed private companies to drill, gas prices would shoot down significantly, the purchasing of the land for these companies would give the government a shitload of money, and a bunch of jobs would be created.

If we opened up our reserves, we'd run out of reserves and be fucked when we needed them. that's why they're called reserves.

We have hundreds of years of oil in reserves if we consume at the same rate we are at the moment.

We are sitting on easy economic profit while the US economy is in the shithole and has been for a while. Sitting on reserves isn't the answer as far as oil goes.

And do you seriously think that if we run out of oil the country will come to a halt and everybody will just freak out and not know what happened? We're already working on efficient energy alternatives, and although oil is the most efficient resource we have at the moment, you have to remember that it probably won't be for long.

Yes Obama is working on alternatives and Romney wants to jump the ship just because it takes time to make world-changing results.

As for hundreds of years, you're gonna need a credible source for anyone to believe that.

i'll admit im wrong on this one then thanks for letting me know

No problem :). takes balls to admit that on the internet.

Hey, Obama's the best president this country has had in decades. I especially like how he cut the deficit and lowered the prices of everyday needs and fixed the unemployment issue, just like he said he would. You can tell by how he deflects all questions asked of him and tells stories instead of answering that he really does have a plan on how to get to where he constantly says he's taking the country.

Romney and Paul say they have a plan, but they refuse to tell us how it's possible. "It's revenue neutral" is not an adequate answer, you cunt. I want NUMBERS. Show me how all these miracles you intend to implement are possible.

He talks about tax cuts on the upper class. Now, I realize this sounds counterproductive, but when the wealthy have more, they feel safer to invest more in businesses. With this, businesses thrive and expand, making a need to hire more people. When these people are hired, the taxes they pay more than make up for the tax break on the upper class, meaning the government profits, the businesses profit, the upper class profits, and unemployed people now have jobs. It's been done in the past and proven to work.

They're already paying lower taxes than the rest of us! The wealthy have access to a plethora of ways to reduce their taxes--sometimes by up to 20%. They don't need MORE reductions, because they're already getting more than enough as it is. Why is it so hard for people to pay their taxes and shut up about it? I pay my taxes every year, and I'm hardly in a position to get them cut in half or what have you. Why should someone more wealthy than myself pay a smaller percentage? What you say makes sense, but it's still giving preference to those with more money.

Its a joke, relax

unfortunatly i dont think either of them was joking...

romneys plan is better than obamas and look in the past, save bush; the republicans have had better us economy then the democrats and think about it this way, mit went to college

Obama went to Harvard, same as mitt.

i know look below i accidently hit submit too soon my bad

You're fucking funny dude. Romney's plan is to give all the rich people a tax break and cut benefits for people who need them. Id rather put up with Obama's shit then someone who thinks benefiting the rich and screwing the poor is a good idea.

if you tax the rich more they cant employ as many people then less people have jobs and cant pay their end of the taxes if you lower taxes they can hire more people and produce more in the end making a better gross income so in the end they would pay a lower percentage but still give more money to taxes and they would have more money to hire more people who then get payed and also pay taxes. basic stuff

Don't tax them MORE, just make sure you tax them as much as I'm being taxed. I'm tired of insanely rich individuals getting tax cuts, dammit. Pay your percentage and shut the hell up.

What you say makes sense but it does not happen. The rich people pocket the money and buy million dollar homes that they do not need and a bunch of other crap. I mean honestly what company puts it's workers wages before their own?

alright let me give you an example. bill gates, he has a giant house yes and of course they are going to pocket some its called making a profit. but he pays so much just to charity that means even paying his workers he has extra money just to give away and i dont hear microsoft workers complaining, which means they get paid just fine so it can work and it works great im from the Puget sound area and know some of the workers, they love it there

Yeah i'm sure he does but only a few workers can really benefit. I guess I see it this way. I have a child on the way and I am only 18 years old. I have to move out a few months after the baby is born in february. My girlfriend can't work and she is going to be getting medicaid so she can get her diabetes meds and to support the baby while I complete highschool and try to work a job. I plan on being a business owner when I am older but that is a few years down the road and without these taxes that will pay my benefits I cannot hold on long enough to have my own business or even get a better job. If Romney simply did not lower taxes for anyone then he would have my vote.

also im diabetic. im manage it just by diet and exerciser now i dont know how bad you'r girlfriends are but if she keeps her carbs and cal.s to a 1-10 ratio that will help

She is the same but she is also need medicine. Since she is pregnant that also makes it a bit worse. She is actually getting better from it though and her body is better at keeping her sugar down.

thats good same thing happened with my sister just watch out for after the birth my sister gained weight because of the snap back

why you would loose money if he didn't and its not just for the rich by the way its for every one so that would help

Because then it comes out of my pocket and I wont be able to afford it. Not sure if you know but most jobs do not pay very well these days unless you are a bit older then 18.

im 16 and i already have a good way of making money, i build computers with parts i find at thrift stores and sell them online fo an up to 90% profit.

Interesting. Would you mind telling me more about this in a PM?

to be a business man obama went to become a lawyer, witch one do we need now?

he has both

originally went for business

Teach me master

So... Never apologize to a hoe as in a female in general or a bitch?

he means a bitch

I would hope so. Otherwise that is the some of the worst advice on how to be a "man" I have ever seen.

If you get a girl by being a douche, you are going to normally end up with a rather unintelligent girl(Not to mention a bitch). Show them a little respect and is will go a long way... "True Relationship"

yea but don't over do it. A girl hates it when a guy apologizes too much. do it only when its really necessary

I find it's best never to have a reason to do it in the first place... but shit happens that is for sure. haha

Also, I suppose it does depends on the girl. A know this couple that is like "i'm sorry" every five seconds... annoys me and my fiancee, but they have been together 6 years now and still strong. Regardless respect is the same for most everyone I think.

You mean my comment? If so, you are right. I used to be all nice and shit to girls... All it led to was friends. If you want the pussy, you have to treat them like you just don't care so that they actually feel bad for not having you.

And when you get out of middle school/high school and into the real world that strategy is going to get you prostitution, and the bottom barrel scum not even the most pathetic dudes will pick up. Acting like a real man gets you women, acting like a horny little douche will get you herpes.

You both are actually correct. See, there are the two most common people. Let's refer to them as Alpha and Beta. Alpha gets a lot of girls, but is an ass to them, beta is nice, but gets friendzoned all the time. This leads people to think that being an ass to girls is what gets them to like you, but thats not true.

It's all about confidence. The alpha literally doesn't care, (Almost cares TOO little) so he isn't awkward or afriaid, he is charming, etc. and thats what gets the girls to like him. But then he retains that ass hole aura after the relationship starts, and treats the girl like shit.

From what i have learned, you have to meet a chick, play it cool, be relaxed and calm, even make them feel like they are the ones that like you, make them the ones that want it, don't let the dog pull you. You have the leash, fucking use it. Then once the relationship starts, still be fun. Don't get too attached and clingy (I've made that mistake) but also don't be an ass. You'll fuck up enough times to understand what they want.

Also, a few pointers I use that make me feel confident.

1) Always dress like you're going to meet the love of your life that day. You never know, it's always good to look good.

2) Don't be clingy, but don't give 0 fucks at all. Find a common ground that makes the girl thankful of what she has (you), not too much not too little

3) Work out. Even if you don't get bigger, just the feeling (especially when you get good routines going) of being a badass at a gym boosts your confidence to rediculous hights

Anyway thats all for now

and so gritsreborn opened a floodgate of knowledge on the unsuspecting commenters, and drowned all the stupid

Tryin to help haha

Well there's no real reason to get angry at him. It's not about being a "horny little douche". Being their friend will lead you into the friend zone obviously. You can be a gentleman and also be what you call "a douche". Hell, from what I saw it doesn't matter what your body looks like that much either. You just have to find your redeeming quality and expand on that.

If you're overweight, you just have to bring their self esteem down to your level. This sounds horrible, I know, but it does work. I learned all of this from the late Patrice O'Neal and his advice had been invaluable ;p Look at him and look at his girl. There are no girls "out of your league", only girls that don't attract you.

I might get thumbed down but I'm just trying to show where he's coming from.

Not really. This works on any girl. Girls that act slutty are all over me really, but I don't really give them attention. Nice girls on the other hand don't do that. You have to speak to them first, then play hard to get..

Hmm nope you just have to learn to properly associate and communicate with people, it's really not that hard.

I'm not sure why people are thumbing you up so much, and cedrock down. I'm assuming your a lot older than him, which makes sense. As, well frankly your both right. For his location/age group (younger, teens, etc.) the act of confidence, and not caring does make girls want you more. They get a "why doesn't he like me" attitude.

You're probably referencing when your older, like an adult, or already in a relationship.