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#11211462 - I know be gentle, they still haven't told me how to do oth… 27 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
#11211450 - if( prompt("You are a grill") === "no") …  [+] (3 new replies) 31 minutes ago on Happy little board +1
#11211455 - caette (28 minutes ago) [-]
that's a shit script
I could just say "nope" and get the else
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#11211462 - jvjpgirl (27 minutes ago) [-]
I know
be gentle, they still haven't told me how to do other things
#11211451 - caette (30 minutes ago) [-]
no
#11211431 - and you're a grill  [+] (5 new replies) 35 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
#11211436 - caette (34 minutes ago) [-]
no
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#11211450 - jvjpgirl (31 minutes ago) [-]
if( prompt("You are a grill") === "no")
{
console.log("stop the lies")
}
else
{ console.log("Glad you've admitted what we've known for ages now")
}
#11211455 - caette (28 minutes ago) [-]
that's a shit script
I could just say "nope" and get the else
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#11211462 - jvjpgirl (27 minutes ago) [-]
I know
be gentle, they still haven't told me how to do other things
#11211451 - caette (30 minutes ago) [-]
no
#11211421 - Picture 39 minutes ago on Happy little board +1
#11211417 - help They're making me code a Justin Bieber fanfiction  [+] (8 new replies) 39 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
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#11211428 - karlKroenen (37 minutes ago) [-]
Ok I have the perfect solution.
Kill yourself
#11211426 - caette (38 minutes ago) [-]
you're a guy
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#11211431 - jvjpgirl (35 minutes ago) [-]
and you're a grill
#11211436 - caette (34 minutes ago) [-]
no
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#11211450 - jvjpgirl (31 minutes ago) [-]
if( prompt("You are a grill") === "no")
{
console.log("stop the lies")
}
else
{ console.log("Glad you've admitted what we've known for ages now")
}
#11211455 - caette (28 minutes ago) [-]
that's a shit script
I could just say "nope" and get the else
User avatar
#11211462 - jvjpgirl (27 minutes ago) [-]
I know
be gentle, they still haven't told me how to do other things
#11211451 - caette (30 minutes ago) [-]
no
#11211412 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 40 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
#11211423 - karlKroenen (38 minutes ago) [-]
#11211410 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 41 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
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#11211411 - karlKroenen (41 minutes ago) [-]
thats not a song you fucking retard
#11211412 - jvjpgirl (40 minutes ago) [-]
#11211423 - karlKroenen (38 minutes ago) [-]
#11211074 - he's just making fun of my europoorfag state  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Happy little board +1
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#11211081 - joshlol (2 hours ago) [-]
#11211029 - he keeps on talking about sending me a care package with a mic…  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Happy little board +1
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#11211068 - joshlol (2 hours ago) [-]
lucky u
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#11211074 - jvjpgirl (2 hours ago) [-]
he's just making fun of my europoorfag state
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#11211081 - joshlol (2 hours ago) [-]
#11210959 - ;___;  [+] (12 new replies) 2 hours ago on Happy little board +2
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#11210986 - joshlol (2 hours ago) [-]
the one thing posttwo won't miss about croatia
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#11211029 - jvjpgirl (2 hours ago) [-]
he keeps on talking about sending me a care package with a microwave, a phone that isn't shit etc... he already gave me a new mouse and earphones
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#11211068 - joshlol (2 hours ago) [-]
lucky u
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#11211074 - jvjpgirl (2 hours ago) [-]
he's just making fun of my europoorfag state
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#11211081 - joshlol (2 hours ago) [-]
#11211113 - funnaycraptwo (2 hours ago) [-]
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#11211019 - joshlol (2 hours ago) [-]
gg
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#11211022 - posttwo (2 hours ago) [-]
can you take care of the complaint
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#11211069 - joshlol (2 hours ago) [-]
yes
#11210964 - funnaycraptwo (2 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #626 - posttwo (01/04/2016) [-]
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#655 - fjponythread (01/12/2016) [-]
Who will I tell to poke Posttwo when I need him awake now?
User avatar #656 to #655 - posttwo (01/12/2016) [-]
She's at uni until 8
Then date
Then crying
Then I leave tomorrow
#657 to #656 - fjponythread (01/12/2016) [-]
Give her the sex
#651 - fjponythread (01/10/2016) [-]
Requesting Posttwo poke support
User avatar #652 to #651 - fjponythread (01/10/2016) [-]
It doesn't work with neither internal or external IP
User avatar #653 to #652 - fjponythread (01/10/2016) [-]
nvm
I had to disable and enable network
User avatar #654 to #653 - fjponythread (01/10/2016) [-]
IT WORKS NOW
#649 - fjponythread (01/06/2016) [-]
ESXi client stola ESXi's host IP
User avatar #650 to #649 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
Um
HOW DO I DHCP
User avatar #644 - joshlol (01/05/2016) [-]
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User avatar #645 to #644 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
MZ FZCKING BANAN ZOU PIECE OF CRAPPERION
User avatar #646 to #645 - joshlol (01/05/2016) [-]
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User avatar #647 to #646 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
tfw i couldnt guess which #heuhfods would work for zellow ish color
and color picker no work on mobile
so I just starteed from whatver and modified the hex till it caught up without checkibg
hlep
#648 to #647 - joshlol (01/05/2016) [-]
hey admin my coloured text item didn't work
#628 - fjponythread (01/05/2016) [-]
GET ME POSTTWO NAO
User avatar #629 to #628 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
He-s awake, making tea
how fast must the now be
User avatar #632 to #629 - fjponythread (01/05/2016) [-]
CPU DOWNGRADE
4790k
User avatar #634 to #632 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
ewww not space heater
User avatar #631 to #629 - fjponythread (01/05/2016) [-]
HE HAS 10 MINUTES
#630 to #629 - fjponythread (01/05/2016) [-]
I need him to take a look at this and give it a seal of approval
User avatar #633 to #630 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
ewww overpriced ram
ewwwwww noctua not 212 evo
ewww i7
ewww no gpu
User avatar #635 to #633 - fjponythread (01/05/2016) [-]
Already GPU
**** YOU NOCUAS ARE GOOD
**** YOU FURYX ARE GOOD
User avatar #636 to #635 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
RAM BRAND DOESNT MATTER
User avatar #641 to #636 - fjponythread (01/05/2016) [-]
PURCHASE DONE
User avatar #642 to #641 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
OKAY NOW DIE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
User avatar #643 to #642 - fjponythread (01/05/2016) [-]
I'm doing magical mumbo jumbo with ESXI instead of my laptop because I don't wanna migrate single VM image between two computers
I never knew how ESXi server would be useful for me
User avatar #640 to #636 - fjponythread (01/05/2016) [-]
PROCEEDING WITH PURCHASE
User avatar #639 to #636 - fjponythread (01/05/2016) [-]
CHECKING EVERYTHING
User avatar #638 to #636 - fjponythread (01/05/2016) [-]
CHANGED COOLER TO 212 EVO
User avatar #637 to #636 - fjponythread (01/05/2016) [-]
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN A DICK
User avatar #627 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
:
#621 to #620 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
PIKA-PIKAAAA!!
User avatar #625 to #623 - fjponythread (01/04/2016) [-]
Posttwo did not even buy you a pikachu plushie
User avatar #616 - posttwo (01/03/2016) [-]
Do it! Just do it! Don't let your jvs be virgins. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just do it! Make your jvs come! Just do it! Some girls dream of penises, while you're gonna wake up and ride one hard! Nothing is impossible! You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and you're not gonna stop there! No, what are you waiting for? Do it! Just do it! Yes you can! Just do it.
#614 - fjponythread (01/03/2016) [-]
GIF
Posttwo did not respond when there was DEFCON 1 going on ala CP being posted and the mod chat exploding in panic
User avatar #615 to #614 - posttwo (01/03/2016) [-]
I just woke up
User avatar #608 - fjponythread (01/02/2016) [-]
SYN
User avatar #609 to #608 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
SYN ACK
User avatar #611 to #610 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
DHCPDISCOVER
User avatar #612 to #611 - fjponythread (01/02/2016) [-]
REQUESTIP
User avatar #613 to #612 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
n-no
#604 - fjponythread (01/01/2016) [-]
Posttwo forced me to code for 9 hours straight with crippling strong headache
User avatar #605 to #604 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
oh no, bad posttwo!
no sex for him today
User avatar #606 to #605 - posttwo (01/01/2016) [-]
Go shower
User avatar #600 - spensy (01/01/2016) [-]
>New years is on its way
Happy new years jvjpguy
User avatar #601 to #600 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
stop living in the past
im already 2015!
User avatar #602 to #601 - spensy (01/01/2016) [-]
I wish I was in 2015 already
User avatar #603 to #602 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
me too
#596 - fjponythread (12/31/2015) [-]
>When Posttwo wants you to code
User avatar #598 to #596 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
zou can do it, I believe in zou
User avatar #597 to #596 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
adsfghjkl;;lkjhfd
User avatar #590 - fjponythread (12/31/2015) [-]
SUMMONING ANITA
POSTTWO REQUIRES HELP
User avatar #591 to #590 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
What did he do
He's in the bathroom
#592 to #591 - fjponythread (12/31/2015) [-]
Let's just say, bring him a clean pair of pants and underwear
User avatar #593 to #592 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
He only has one pair of pants?
User avatar #594 to #593 - fjponythread (12/31/2015) [-]
Bring him underwear
User avatar #595 to #594 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
he's beside me now and is wearing none
what happened
#589 - fjponythread (12/30/2015) [-]
GIF
You being a PT developer when?
#574 - skullhead (12/27/2015) [-]
me and my wife
User avatar #576 to #574 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
he wrote that
User avatar #577 to #576 - skullhead (12/27/2015) [-]
did you use horse shampoo?
it keeps hair so healthy
not even joking
User avatar #582 to #577 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
come back to skype?
we miss you
the group is dead
please
I love you-posttwo
User avatar #583 to #582 - skullhead (12/27/2015) [-]
**** it, might as well for a bit
User avatar #585 to #583 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
i havent done this in a while
please assist
User avatar #586 to #585 - skullhead (12/27/2015) [-]
i'm in a call with my mate right now so maybe later
#588 to #586 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
we made cookies
User avatar #587 to #586 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
**jvjpgirl sweats nervously**
Phew. I never expected you to come back :')
I didnt feel like putting on clothes yet
User avatar #584 to #583 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
So like
do we like
call now
or something
User avatar #580 to #577 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
He wrote that
also
Im sorry for hitty jokes arty
pls dont hurt e
youre a pretty flower
User avatar #578 to #577 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
Well I used artys shampoo
same thing?
User avatar #579 to #578 - skullhead (12/27/2015) [-]
oh my
i miss arty a lot
User avatar #581 to #579 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
shes so salty towards me
like
wtf did i ever do to you you pretty slim shi,,,-flower
User avatar #575 to #574 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
it kinda looks like you
i just washed posttwos hair
twice
Hes so disgusting wtf
User avatar #565 - spensy (12/27/2015) [-]
Your uploads make me feel more popular than I am ty
#566 to #565 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
you're wellcome
How's life
User avatar #567 to #566 - spensy (12/27/2015) [-]
Between Star-Wars and 2 Christmas's it's pretty ****** top right now.

How about you, Mrs.PopularOnFJ
User avatar #568 to #567 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
>me
>popular
you mean hated for dating posttwo
it's been great, all I got for Christmas was food but hey
That's something
Star Wars was nice, I liked Rey
User avatar #569 to #568 - spensy (12/27/2015) [-]
>Dating Post two
We all make mistakes I guess. I wouldn't be here if my dad didn't.
Food's necessary for life, so I mean people want you to live.
Rey's accent is probably the hottest thing to grace this earth
User avatar #572 to #569 - posttwo (12/27/2015) [-]
Arrofsnrn
User avatar #573 to #572 - spensy (12/27/2015) [-]
Kidding bby. pls.
#570 to #569 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
so you like them British and posh, eh?
p2 is lovely irl
User avatar #571 to #570 - spensy (12/27/2015) [-]
Yes. I like British accents are gods gift to humanity.
And they're got some good humour.
User avatar #562 - posttwo (12/25/2015) [-]
so I really want to buy bf4
With premium its on sale for 13$ (using mexico vpn)
Should I?
I loved bf3
User avatar #559 - spensy (12/25/2015) [-]

merry christmas, semi-stranger.
#561 to #559 - jvjpgirl ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
thank you Spenspens
you having fun?
User avatar #564 to #561 - spensy (12/25/2015) [-]
Lots of fun.
One of the best christmas' in a long time.
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