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juuru

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: ghostpuppeteer
Consoles Owned: xbox, pc
Video Games Played: too much to list
X-box Gamertag: juuru
Interests: comedy (duh), manga
Date Signed Up:10/03/2011
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:France
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Comment Ranking:#13946
Highest Content Rank:#5656
Highest Comment Rank:#2451
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Content Views:28977
Times Content Favorited:15 times
Total Comments Made:769
FJ Points:3035
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latest user's comments

#13 - trickster 03/22/2015 on dankestyoa +2
#172 - that moment of uncertainty 03/21/2015 on oh my +2
#68 - except Africa isn't a country 02/20/2015 on Anime Facts Compilation Part 8 0
#45 - do americans actually believe oil comes from dinosaurs? Don't …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Social Media Comp 16 0
#77 - anonymous (02/19/2015) [-]
Some americans do. I wouldn't be surprised if a good percentage of my classmates believed that.
#56 - leonhardt (02/19/2015) [-]
>Making fun of a group of people for being right
#76 - anonymous (02/19/2015) [-]
Most oil doesn't come from dinosaurs. It comes from plants that lived around the same time. Ferns and such.
User avatar #87 - leonhardt (02/19/2015) [-]
Fossils, yes.
User avatar #53 - crazyguyindahood (02/19/2015) [-]
It's just a saying.
User avatar #51 - mirukawa (02/19/2015) [-]
Who said it was written by Americans?
I know it's a joke, but c'mon mayne get some gud bait
#47 - sircool (02/19/2015) [-]
I was under the impression it came from compressed organic matter over extremely long periods of time, typically from dinosaurs. Is that wrong?
#61 - compadrepie (02/19/2015) [-]
Oil comes mostly from the first plants that formed forests on earth. Fern, equisetum, Lycopodiophyta etc. sooo no, it does not come from dinosaurs actually
User avatar #57 - leonhardt (02/19/2015) [-]
It's not. He's a fucking shitpost troll.
#39 - OH **** ! What if I say "no homo" before the blowjob? 02/18/2015 on Assvolution +2
#85 - the YOOO one made me lose that ****  [+] (5 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Morning News Comp +52
User avatar #135 - wethelegion (02/12/2015) [-]
I love this video but I think this video with actual visuals adds to it so much more.


youtu.be/Hdjv_afHmV4
#128 - otroviciado (02/12/2015) [-]
sauce?
#122 - mattdoggy (02/12/2015) [-]
#102 - foreveranonymous (02/12/2015) [-]
I was hoping someone would post this
RIP my sides
#95 - alphahelix (02/12/2015) [-]
my sides
#1860 - **juuru rolled user princekyle ** you and me baby 02/02/2015 on FJ Valentine's day 0
#1768 - Comment deleted 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... 0
#1766 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... 0
#1768 - juuru has deleted their comment.
#71 - but it tastes ******* good, and that's what matters 01/31/2015 on International foods 2 0
#208 - Picture 01/20/2015 on TFW your name starts to get... 0
#48 - she's so hot it's not even funny 01/17/2015 on Michelle Jenneke +7
#12 - YOU ******* BITCH THAT BARELY MADE ME CRY TRY HARDER 12/31/2014 on truth 0
#90 - I have encountered overenthusiastic employees, though not in s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on perfect +1
User avatar #91 - leifbunny (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, they do...
#88 - The thing being that the barista was probably told to correct …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2014 on perfect +1
User avatar #89 - leifbunny (12/31/2014) [-]
This is a good point, and I will say, of course, I don't always have it happen to me, it just seems to be that one little shit who's way too into his job to really know anything about coffee at all. The one that thinks those sizes mean something, and that starbucks holds the cup no pun intended as "best coffee on earth." Hell, I've even worked in the service industry. They tell you that you "SHOULD" say these things, but in the end, if you do your job right and watch your nose when corporate shills on down to your store, you're not about to lose it, y'know?
User avatar #90 - juuru (12/31/2014) [-]
I have encountered overenthusiastic employees, though not in starbucks, and can confirm the fact that they have an aura that says 'punch me'.
User avatar #91 - leifbunny (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, they do...
#85 - I'll agree that correcting someone who says "small/medium…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/31/2014 on perfect +1
User avatar #86 - leifbunny (12/31/2014) [-]
Being a barista doesn't absolve you from being an asshole. While the image does depict someone overdoing it, yeah, the barista definitely deserved to be told off to some degree.
User avatar #88 - juuru (12/31/2014) [-]
The thing being that the barista was probably told to correct customers. While I do agree with you that the chain of coffeeshops in itself is extremely pretentious, that's the work of management, not the barista, paid shitty wages to do exactly as they're told
User avatar #89 - leifbunny (12/31/2014) [-]
This is a good point, and I will say, of course, I don't always have it happen to me, it just seems to be that one little shit who's way too into his job to really know anything about coffee at all. The one that thinks those sizes mean something, and that starbucks holds the cup no pun intended as "best coffee on earth." Hell, I've even worked in the service industry. They tell you that you "SHOULD" say these things, but in the end, if you do your job right and watch your nose when corporate shills on down to your store, you're not about to lose it, y'know?
User avatar #90 - juuru (12/31/2014) [-]
I have encountered overenthusiastic employees, though not in starbucks, and can confirm the fact that they have an aura that says 'punch me'.
User avatar #91 - leifbunny (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, they do...
#72 - that's nice and all, but right after that the guy is reminded …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/31/2014 on perfect +5
#129 - nchobby (12/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #83 - leifbunny (12/31/2014) [-]
It's still a ridiculously pretentious setup, don't you think? "We're so fashionable by using new words from multiple languages to seem interesting. Let's just jump through hoops and dance around concepts just to make our coffee seem like it's worth 5+ USD a cup." Like... why? I just want my damned coffee. And I know, I know, it's such a small thing to remember, why would it bother anyone? The problem is that if you should, thinking like a rational person elsewhere, say your size as you already know it (small/medium/large/fuckmeI'mfatgivemeagallonofcream) the D-bag behind the counter feels the need to ask "Sir, did you mean tall?". Yeah. Sure. What the fuck ever. This is why you don't get tips you nitpicking faggot. Don't correct a person when you ALREADY KNOW what they obviously want, it's pointless and rude.
User avatar #85 - juuru (12/31/2014) [-]
I'll agree that correcting someone who says "small/medium/large" is pretentious/stupid if you agree that bitching at a barista is a dick move
User avatar #86 - leifbunny (12/31/2014) [-]
Being a barista doesn't absolve you from being an asshole. While the image does depict someone overdoing it, yeah, the barista definitely deserved to be told off to some degree.
User avatar #88 - juuru (12/31/2014) [-]
The thing being that the barista was probably told to correct customers. While I do agree with you that the chain of coffeeshops in itself is extremely pretentious, that's the work of management, not the barista, paid shitty wages to do exactly as they're told
User avatar #89 - leifbunny (12/31/2014) [-]
This is a good point, and I will say, of course, I don't always have it happen to me, it just seems to be that one little shit who's way too into his job to really know anything about coffee at all. The one that thinks those sizes mean something, and that starbucks holds the cup no pun intended as "best coffee on earth." Hell, I've even worked in the service industry. They tell you that you "SHOULD" say these things, but in the end, if you do your job right and watch your nose when corporate shills on down to your store, you're not about to lose it, y'know?
User avatar #90 - juuru (12/31/2014) [-]
I have encountered overenthusiastic employees, though not in starbucks, and can confirm the fact that they have an aura that says 'punch me'.
User avatar #91 - leifbunny (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, they do...
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on Miki X Zuzu 0
User avatar #6 - adamboy (12/27/2014) [-]
Thanks
#3 - people may not know, but they HAVE to know  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on Miki X Zuzu 0
User avatar #7 - slentard (12/27/2014) [-]
There is already two posts on the channel about it, I think most people know about it already.
#1 - speaking of which, miki has her own completed pseudo route, wr…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Miki X Zuzu +1
#4 - adamboy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #6 - adamboy (12/27/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #2 - slentard (12/27/2014) [-]
No kidding
#3 - juuru (12/27/2014) [-]
people may not know, but they HAVE to know
User avatar #7 - slentard (12/27/2014) [-]
There is already two posts on the channel about it, I think most people know about it already.
#97 - but then I was like 12/22/2014 on The Grapefruit Technique +1
#96 - at first I was like  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on The Grapefruit Technique +3
#97 - juuru (12/22/2014) [-]
but then I was like
#50 - well who feels like an idiot now? 12/19/2014 on da future is now 0
#47 - nope. You know why? Because what would they keep selling us ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on da future is now -1
#48 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
pppsstt, it's a bracelet, not a part of the arm.
User avatar #50 - juuru (12/19/2014) [-]
well who feels like an idiot now?
#1382 - **juuru used "*roll male privilege*"** **juuru rolls As a c… 12/18/2014 on check your male privilege 0

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User avatar #1 - joshlol (10/25/2011) [-]
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