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#89 - Is it soft when I grab it? Does it jiggle when I slap it? If t… 4 hours ago on Bro's +1
#142 - I just can't decide what I want more: An episode where thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Defendant Rick and Judge Morty 0
#144 - boobsandtits (4 hours ago) [-]
The guy managed to write all of that down
#122 - Shallow characters, repetitive plot points, and it reuses the … 5 hours ago on Wrist Damage 0
#131 - It's not a scene... It's a real-world court transcript being r…  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Defendant Rick and Judge Morty 0
#141 - boobsandtits (4 hours ago) [-]
#142 - justtocomment (4 hours ago) [-]
I just can't decide what I want more:
An episode where this is somehow relevant, or to actually see the next day that guy shows up in court.
#144 - boobsandtits (4 hours ago) [-]
The guy managed to write all of that down
#3 - Given the dent on the tail end of that truck, I'd say he learn… 9 hours ago on parking -3
#50 - Hours*  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Anon on the recent machete... +11
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#105 - bluedmokoto (14 hours ago) [-]
We aren't on minutes yet?
#124 - >mfw GreenTeaNeko comic 07/26/2016 on GreenTeaNeko +12
#122 - My money is on "muscular repair man carrying me around an… 07/26/2016 on GreenTeaNeko +1
#7 - Picture 07/25/2016 on Women vs Men +29
#9 - And that's why he's in jail. His strange mood led him to …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Comic dwarf fortress +1
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#10 - thenobodyorigin (07/25/2016) [-]
does that also happen in the game?
#15 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
dwarves have three punishments
1. chained to a wall
2.hammer to the face
3.gets the absolute s**t kicked out of him by every last cop in the nation
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#11 - broswagonist (07/25/2016) [-]
He might not be wearing the thong, but if a justice system is implemented in your fortress and someone reports his crime he'll have to be brought to justice. Otherwise, unless I'm misremembering nothing really happens. Family members and friends get sad, but the now legendary leatherworker suffers no consequences for his actions. I mean, that's a pretty sweet thong.
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#16 - thenobodyorigin (17 hours ago) [-]
How is this the best option tough? because it only takes 1 dwarf to make it. But you lose the dwarf that made the artifact. or does the artifact always stay?
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#20 - broswagonist (10 hours ago) [-]
It's the best mood because it's guaranteed to succeed, and you get an artifact out of it which might not be useful but is certainly very valuable. If the dwarf gets caught that's too bad, but you don't want a moody dwarf going insane. They might just starve themselves to death, or they could go berserk and murder a handful of dwarves before the militia gets them.
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#18 - geofalke (13 hours ago) [-]
when a dorf creates a legendary artifact out of any kind of strange mood he instantly becomes a legendary craftsdwarf in whatever category the item was.

meaning you now have a dorf who can crank out amazing grade items at high speed which can boost the effectiveness of said items if they're components, cages, traps, weapons, clothing, or armor, or if he just makes a generic craft item he can make extremely high value trinkets that you can trade to generate boatloads of wealth for the fort.
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#19 - geofalke (12 hours ago) [-]
>>#16, the dwarven justice system is only useful when you have a bustling fort with over 100 members as there are of course legitimate criminals and night creatures (vampires and were-dwarves) that can sneak in and blend in with your society.

then again the kind of mood that would strike a dorf to create an item out of flesh and bone is extremely rare, and it's even more rare that the specific type of material demanded would be of a dwarven derivative.