brooo!

Broskiiiiiii! how've ya been?

I've been well, and how about ya?

doing alright, just had 10 days of the house to myself, nice and lazy and relaxing

Ohh bro that seems like it would be the bomb. whatcha up to now?

snickering at you're use of "the bomb" to be honest. And moderating on a minecraft server while browsing FJ and commenting on the DJ DJ 4DM1N therapist page

lmao i use that phrase a lot. And I'm scaring myself with urban legends currently. They interest me so much but some scare me half to death lol

Examples of a few? just by name, don't gimme the scary stuff

creepy pastas and such. The past hour has been spent on the lost spongebob episode, and the polybius arcade game

i've seen some shit too. Some is really messed up. Edd Ed And Eddy purgatory always got to me for some reason....

Yea my childhood has been beyond ruined. Oh well lol. i think i might watch some south park just so i don't have to go to bed scared to death

pffft, because south park is so childhood-stabilizing.

lool well, its not like it is a show I would have watched as a child

yeah, and there's no room for analysis there... it's pretty damn blunt!

What makes it funny is that if you take a step back and realize what has happened during an episode.. it's completely insane

Yup. never seen an episode that isn't filled with some degree of impossibility

sorry bro i went to sleep I needed some rest

lives going great man what about you?

hi there, replying here! How've you been broski?

whats up bro!

Well hi there! Not much to be honest, gonna grab some late breakfast/brunch, just kinda felt drawn to FJ for the first time in a while. How about you? anything worth mentioning?

I've been alright! i just hopped onto funny junk after a break from the site.. not much worth mentioning though, what about you?

Well thats where the conversation peters out im afraid. I've lost alot of my interest in the site, i've been doing little but playing games when im offline, and my sleep is shitty. that sums up my life at the moment! Food time, back in a few

alright bro, but yeah this site has been going downhill

I've been good what about you?

doing okay, dealing with tiny medical issues and taking care of grandma's house, but i'm going good. Miss my best friend more than anything else. Whatcha been up to?

i hope you get better bro! and I haven't been doing much, living life i guess lol

*life's

It's rollin by. sometimes a bit too fast. Gotta get my rear in gear as it were. Anything worth mentioning going on with your end?

not really bro. girlfriends good family is good. nothing really tragic but nothing really exciting either

well shit, consider me jealous! my life is also rather neutral, but minus the GF.

Still, so long as nothing tragic happens, i can live with that.

well that sounds good bro.. hey i have a question about something on this website

Shoot, i'm happy to do what i can

i saw this guy rolls feels on a feels post..how does one do that

Do you have a link? I'd have to see how it looks

funnyjunk.com/channel/military/True+Hero/NsvxDAf/48#48

aaaah, THAT is just a clever trick. There's no actual rolling going on.
There's something you type in at the start of your post to create the blue text, something along the lines of

*me rolls 99 feels*

But i don't remember for sure...

**waffies rolls 88 feels**

**justinishere rolls 99 feels**

ha! i did it!

what did you type

**waffies approves wholeheartedly of your quick learning skills**

**justinishere is very excited that i have learned this trick**

Ding!

hold on ill search for it again

I'm as much a virgin as i am an alien from pluto

oh hey justin

hey, ill be back for dinner soon. I need to finish some business out here on earth

ok honey but whos that venus woman who keeps calling asking for you?

the real question is why did i find mars smacking uranus

OH GOD THAT WAS JUST A JOKE GOSH. WHAT ABOUT THIS THIRD MOON YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING

i thought you wouldn't find out