I am not an imbecile, I even googled how to clean it. Not that it helped, but I was prepared.

Well, skull are fascinating, it's a cool story, you only get chance like these once in a life time, it was hilarious, the vikings did something alike, I had nothing better to do, I like wiskey and unusual mugs.

The myth of vikings drinking from the skulls of their slain enemies comes from a misinterpretation of the word "skål" which in english means "bowl". They would say this word (skål) when drinking together as they raised their bowls. Now "skål" sounds similar to the english "skull" and has therefore contributed to the general understanding of vikings as barbarians.

TL;DR: Vikings didn't drink their mead from skulls.

Ah, good to know. But the whole thing is still pretty metal.

No man, it's MORE metal. Consider the fact that not even the fucking VIKINGS drank from skulls, that makes you even more badass! ;)

Mesoamerican cultures had stories of kings drinking from skulls and considering their history of sacrifice that isn't very far fetched. Doesn't really have anything to do with viking just felt like saying that.

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False. He just pointed out that it was a myth, vikings still were fascinating.

D... Did you clean it?

I am not an imbecile, I even googled how to clean it. Not that it helped, but I was prepared.

you should have said I was just being a goof

I missed out on a great opportunity...

Someone should give you a medal.