The first one is free if that makes you feel better.

I lied, sorry

The first one is free if that makes you feel better.

The first PAYDAY is free, my bad.

Still, the first PAYDAY is free.

You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well instead, the splash as he hits water lets you know what happened. The would-be murderer is silent while you eventually manage to wriggle free of your bonds and escape from the burlap sack you had been stored in. Go forth and surf the internet as you wish, you are truly free.

Had you gotten a 7 or below on that d20 your captor would have broken his neck in the fall. In my system, low rolls are good rolls.

Well... to be fair, that's a critical success in my homebrew system. Roll again to confirm the crit.

You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well instead, the splash as he hits water lets you know what happened. The would-be murderer is silent while you eventually manage to wriggle free of your bonds and escape from the burlap sack you had been stored in. Go forth and surf the internet as you wish, you are truly free.

Had you gotten a 7 or below on that d20 your captor would have broken his neck in the fall. In my system, low rolls are good rolls.

Wakka wakka, mother fuckers.

Well... to be fair, that's a critical success in my homebrew system. Roll again to confirm the crit.

You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well instead, the splash as he hits water lets you know what happened. The would-be murderer is silent while you eventually manage to wriggle free of your bonds and escape from the burlap sack you had been stored in. Go forth and surf the internet as you wish, you are truly free.

Had you gotten a 7 or below on that d20 your captor would have broken his neck in the fall. In my system, low rolls are good rolls.

Wakka wakka, mother fuckers.

Well... to be fair, that's a critical success in my homebrew system. Roll again to confirm the crit.

You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well instead, the splash as he hits water lets you know what happened. The would-be murderer is silent while you eventually manage to wriggle free of your bonds and escape from the burlap sack you had been stored in. Go forth and surf the internet as you wish, you are truly free.

Had you gotten a 7 or below on that d20 your captor would have broken his neck in the fall. In my system, low rolls are good rolls.

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Wommblosis for everyone!

Wakka wakka, mother fuckers.

Well... to be fair, that's a critical success in my homebrew system. Roll again to confirm the crit.

You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well instead, the splash as he hits water lets you know what happened. The would-be murderer is silent while you eventually manage to wriggle free of your bonds and escape from the burlap sack you had been stored in. Go forth and surf the internet as you wish, you are truly free.

Had you gotten a 7 or below on that d20 your captor would have broken his neck in the fall. In my system, low rolls are good rolls.

Aw hell yeah.

Why would I do that?

Wommblosis for everyone!

Wakka wakka, mother fuckers.

Well... to be fair, that's a critical success in my homebrew system. Roll again to confirm the crit.

You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well instead, the splash as he hits water lets you know what happened. The would-be murderer is silent while you eventually manage to wriggle free of your bonds and escape from the burlap sack you had been stored in. Go forth and surf the internet as you wish, you are truly free.

Had you gotten a 7 or below on that d20 your captor would have broken his neck in the fall. In my system, low rolls are good rolls.