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justakewldewd

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2011
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#25 - Has anyone actually read the reviews she had sex to get? There…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/29/2014 on I heart Addy +3
User avatar #30 - DeathOne (09/29/2014) [-]
store.steampowered.com/app/270170/

You can look on the game that went through greenlight at what awards it got.
#36 - justakewldewd (09/29/2014) [-]
"User reviews: Mixed (2,329 reviews)"
So even accounting for troll reviews the game still isn't labelled complete shit?
I'm tempted to actually play it.

Also, what the actual fuck? Two of these reviews aren't even a thousand words and the one that is is mostly copy-pasted from another site user's experience with the game. If these are the people she had sex with I'm starting to sympathize with Zoe here, even bad sex is worth more than three paragraphs and a link.
User avatar #37 - DeathOne (09/29/2014) [-]
No no, those reviews are community reviews.
People post as "positive" review to troll, too.
stuff like
"5/5 guys burgers and fries"
Or
"The pussy was tight"

But you can look in the lower-right part of the page, and see that it won some "awards"

"Awards
Boston FIG · Best Narrative
MassDiGi · Category Winner
IndieCade · Night Games Selection"
#54 - justakewldewd (09/29/2014) [-]
I was talking about the reviews from Giant Bomb, Rock Paper Shotgun, and Gamespy. Community reviews are always good for a laugh but I'm not about to take them seriously.

Also, aren't awards like those handed out and voted on by entire committees of people? She'd have to work herself raw just to get one, I would think.
User avatar #155 - DeathOne (09/30/2014) [-]
Nobody wanted that game to go through the greenlight, but it did. With awards, I might add.
If a game everybody hates gets the greenlight AND awards, you know something fishy is going on.
Besides, those first reviews could've been deleted.
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#28 - anonymous (09/29/2014) [-]
Erm, after two months of digging the closest that people on the internet could find was 'Some guy on Kotaku who wasn't even the guy she dated once mentioned her game in passing.'

But it's less fun to focus on facts than it is to hate someone because the internet tells you to.
#32 - justakewldewd (09/29/2014) [-]
So... these review that everybody has been bitching about... don't exist?
#65 - anonymous (09/29/2014) [-]
And this was known almost immediately- but why let facts get in the way of screaming about how feminists are filthy sluts?

Stay classy, funnyjunk!
User avatar #39 - smokekusheveryday (09/29/2014) [-]
Thanks mr skeltal
#61 - justakewldewd (09/29/2014) [-]
So this Cracked article is completely factual?
www.cracked.com/blog/7-ways-gamergate-debate-has-made-world-worse

Christ on a cross, we made the feminists right about something? WE FUCKED UP, WE FUCKED UP BAD!
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#23 - That's just the face she's making. Sad girls are kinda the ult…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/29/2014 on I heart Addy +9
#38 - forszhen (09/29/2014) [-]
Maybe it's just her hair color but every photo I've seen of her she looks fucking greasy.
#40 - justakewldewd (09/29/2014) [-]
Is greasy a slang term? Cause, to be fair, she is a game developer. Programmers be greasy.
#41 - forszhen (09/29/2014) [-]
I meant it in the truest form of the word. I feel like if I were to rub my hand across her face or hair, my hand would be dripping with oil.
#43 - justakewldewd (09/29/2014) [-]
Well... like I said. She is a programmer. Programmers aren't all that famous for being the cleanest of people.
#47 - forszhen (09/29/2014) [-]
I suppose you're right.
#58 - Who said it was around the neck? 09/29/2014 on Invisible Dog 0
#34 - >enjoying video >accidentally click guns in the imag… 09/26/2014 on Effect of Feminism 153 0
#58 - Until we meet again! 09/24/2014 on Eli's Dirty Jokes Prt 3 0
#56 - Now I could agree that bestiality is really far out of my comf…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Eli's Dirty Jokes Prt 3 0
User avatar #57 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
Sure, sounds good
#58 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Until we meet again!
#54 - There is absolutely nothing wrong with having that particular …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Eli's Dirty Jokes Prt 3 0
User avatar #55 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
He didn't just post a picture, he said "who wouldn't prefer the pig" so I told him about how I had.
#56 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Now I could agree that bestiality is really far out of my comfort zone but then you pretty much confirmed that you were talking about the furry in the posted drawing, not specifically the actual pig in the main content. Now we're back to how you worded your opinion when you shared it.

Fuck it, you wanna just drop this so we can go back to actually having fun on the internet.
User avatar #57 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
Sure, sounds good
#58 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Until we meet again!
#52 - You say 'almost obese.' I say 'adorably squishy.' Hey…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Eli's Dirty Jokes Prt 3 0
User avatar #53 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
Sure I'm a sexual deviant, I just don't find fat to be attractive, I also don't think that is an unpopular opinion
#54 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
There is absolutely nothing wrong with having that particular taste. The problem is that instead of seeing that picture and just moving on, you shared your opinion in a way that devalues every differing opinion. If someone had posted those same words to a piece of erotica that you like, wouldn't you think to yourself 'what the hell is wrong with that person?'

If you had just said 'I don't find fat all that attractive' then people would have probably helped you get something more in line with your tastes. Hell, people probably still will. The perversion is strong in this site.
User avatar #55 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
He didn't just post a picture, he said "who wouldn't prefer the pig" so I told him about how I had.
#56 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Now I could agree that bestiality is really far out of my comfort zone but then you pretty much confirmed that you were talking about the furry in the posted drawing, not specifically the actual pig in the main content. Now we're back to how you worded your opinion when you shared it.

Fuck it, you wanna just drop this so we can go back to actually having fun on the internet.
User avatar #57 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
Sure, sounds good
#58 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Until we meet again!
#49 - Assuming another person finding something attractive and you n…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Eli's Dirty Jokes Prt 3 0
User avatar #50 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
That's actually almost obese
#52 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
You say 'almost obese.' I say 'adorably squishy.'

Hey, I'm not trying to tell you that your personal choices in sexual partners is wrong. I'm just saying that you having those opinions is entirely your problem and I having mine is my own. I wouldn't be surprised if we made a Venn Diagram, my circle (and many others) would probably envelope yours like an amoeba. Besides, I bet you can think of at least three people who would consider you a sexual deviant before you can even finish reading this sentence.
User avatar #53 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
Sure I'm a sexual deviant, I just don't find fat to be attractive, I also don't think that is an unpopular opinion
#54 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
There is absolutely nothing wrong with having that particular taste. The problem is that instead of seeing that picture and just moving on, you shared your opinion in a way that devalues every differing opinion. If someone had posted those same words to a piece of erotica that you like, wouldn't you think to yourself 'what the hell is wrong with that person?'

If you had just said 'I don't find fat all that attractive' then people would have probably helped you get something more in line with your tastes. Hell, people probably still will. The perversion is strong in this site.
User avatar #55 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
He didn't just post a picture, he said "who wouldn't prefer the pig" so I told him about how I had.
#56 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Now I could agree that bestiality is really far out of my comfort zone but then you pretty much confirmed that you were talking about the furry in the posted drawing, not specifically the actual pig in the main content. Now we're back to how you worded your opinion when you shared it.

Fuck it, you wanna just drop this so we can go back to actually having fun on the internet.
User avatar #57 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
Sure, sounds good
#58 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Until we meet again!
#46 - Hey, I'm not gonna marry it. I'm just not going to say no to p…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Eli's Dirty Jokes Prt 3 0
User avatar #47 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
well personally, I have standards, so i only fuck things that I find attractive.
#49 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Assuming another person finding something attractive and you not being attracted to the same thing doesn't mean the other person has no standards. Just means they have different feelings on the matter.

Personally, I consider that plump. I wouldn't consider it 'pretty fat' until the body is less 'curvy' and more 'spherical.'
User avatar #50 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
That's actually almost obese
#52 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
You say 'almost obese.' I say 'adorably squishy.'

Hey, I'm not trying to tell you that your personal choices in sexual partners is wrong. I'm just saying that you having those opinions is entirely your problem and I having mine is my own. I wouldn't be surprised if we made a Venn Diagram, my circle (and many others) would probably envelope yours like an amoeba. Besides, I bet you can think of at least three people who would consider you a sexual deviant before you can even finish reading this sentence.
User avatar #53 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
Sure I'm a sexual deviant, I just don't find fat to be attractive, I also don't think that is an unpopular opinion
#54 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
There is absolutely nothing wrong with having that particular taste. The problem is that instead of seeing that picture and just moving on, you shared your opinion in a way that devalues every differing opinion. If someone had posted those same words to a piece of erotica that you like, wouldn't you think to yourself 'what the hell is wrong with that person?'

If you had just said 'I don't find fat all that attractive' then people would have probably helped you get something more in line with your tastes. Hell, people probably still will. The perversion is strong in this site.
User avatar #55 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
He didn't just post a picture, he said "who wouldn't prefer the pig" so I told him about how I had.
#56 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Now I could agree that bestiality is really far out of my comfort zone but then you pretty much confirmed that you were talking about the furry in the posted drawing, not specifically the actual pig in the main content. Now we're back to how you worded your opinion when you shared it.

Fuck it, you wanna just drop this so we can go back to actually having fun on the internet.
User avatar #57 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
Sure, sounds good
#58 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Until we meet again!
#44 - That sounds like a 'you' problem.  [+] (13 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Eli's Dirty Jokes Prt 3 +1
User avatar #45 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
Why? because I don't like disgusting fat chicks?

No, it's a normal thing. You're the one with the problem.
User avatar #59 - volksworgen (09/24/2014) [-]
"Fat." Uh.
#46 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Hey, I'm not gonna marry it. I'm just not going to say no to putting my dick in it.
User avatar #47 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
well personally, I have standards, so i only fuck things that I find attractive.
#49 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Assuming another person finding something attractive and you not being attracted to the same thing doesn't mean the other person has no standards. Just means they have different feelings on the matter.

Personally, I consider that plump. I wouldn't consider it 'pretty fat' until the body is less 'curvy' and more 'spherical.'
User avatar #50 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
That's actually almost obese
#52 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
You say 'almost obese.' I say 'adorably squishy.'

Hey, I'm not trying to tell you that your personal choices in sexual partners is wrong. I'm just saying that you having those opinions is entirely your problem and I having mine is my own. I wouldn't be surprised if we made a Venn Diagram, my circle (and many others) would probably envelope yours like an amoeba. Besides, I bet you can think of at least three people who would consider you a sexual deviant before you can even finish reading this sentence.
User avatar #53 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
Sure I'm a sexual deviant, I just don't find fat to be attractive, I also don't think that is an unpopular opinion
#54 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
There is absolutely nothing wrong with having that particular taste. The problem is that instead of seeing that picture and just moving on, you shared your opinion in a way that devalues every differing opinion. If someone had posted those same words to a piece of erotica that you like, wouldn't you think to yourself 'what the hell is wrong with that person?'

If you had just said 'I don't find fat all that attractive' then people would have probably helped you get something more in line with your tastes. Hell, people probably still will. The perversion is strong in this site.
User avatar #55 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
He didn't just post a picture, he said "who wouldn't prefer the pig" so I told him about how I had.
#56 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Now I could agree that bestiality is really far out of my comfort zone but then you pretty much confirmed that you were talking about the furry in the posted drawing, not specifically the actual pig in the main content. Now we're back to how you worded your opinion when you shared it.

Fuck it, you wanna just drop this so we can go back to actually having fun on the internet.
User avatar #57 - capslockrage (09/24/2014) [-]
Sure, sounds good
#58 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Until we meet again!
#95 - Picture 09/24/2014 on fucking fucker fuck 0
#110 - While I agree with your sentiment, I must still point out that… 09/24/2014 on Kotaku +12
#249 - Still creepy, but as long as nobody is being emotionally scarr… 09/24/2014 on All hail based hotwheels 0
#173 - Here, have this! 09/22/2014 on Hell sure is a funny place 0
#56 - for the love of god, please say they're just drawings  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on All hail based hotwheels +6
User avatar #242 - apellon (09/22/2014) [-]
yes, elsewise it would be illegal
#249 - justakewldewd (09/24/2014) [-]
Still creepy, but as long as nobody is being emotionally scarred then whatever gets you there.
#97 - Picture 09/22/2014 on Hell sure is a funny place +1
#13 - This pisses me off on at least three levels. 1. He's … 09/22/2014 on Kitty don't give a fuck +5
#553 - Be gentle with me.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on gamergate bullshit whatever 0
#589 - nazuknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
softcore ahoy
#56 - yes 09/21/2014 on 3spooky5me 0
#89 - >Heartless bastard Same time next week? 09/21/2014 on D'awwwww 0
#327 - >Hardcore Gamers >20 Hours per week *pffft*  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Factual Feminist +5
#347 - lordfuckerslives (09/19/2014) [-]
i'm not even a hardcore gamer and i can count at least 40 hours per week... 29 if i have job to do at home...
War Thunder is pretty adictive.
User avatar #336 - mrturferpop (09/19/2014) [-]
"More than 20 hours a week"
#244 - >How do you throw away a trash can? On accident. 09/19/2014 on *hits blunt* 0
#81 - But that's how nerds do. 09/18/2014 on Super Mutants 0
#80 - Some long cords, carpet from the floor of a bombed out buildin…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Super Mutants 0
#89 - krakatit (09/18/2014) [-]
Nah, they'd force some human prisoners to do the work for them.

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User avatar #41 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2012) [-]
[X] ******
[ ] not a ******
#40 - derpityhurr (04/15/2012) [-]
yfw
yfw
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#38 - smeckledorfed (04/15/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here
#42 to #38 - justakewldewd (04/16/2012) [-]
Where was I rolled?
Where was I rolled?
User avatar #43 to #42 - smeckledorfed (04/16/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3588137/Shake+up+the+happiness/
I rolled you in this post. But trust me, your not the only one in that thread.
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