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justakewldewd

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#203 - Wait... whoops. 02/28/2013 on An inspiration to us all +1
#202 - And I have Asperger's but you don't see me telling everyone.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2013 on An inspiration to us all -1
#208 - shadowreid (02/28/2013) [-]
asperger's is on the autism spectrum. (asd is autsism spectrum disorder.)
#204 - fourtwentt (02/28/2013) [-]
#207 - justakewldewd (02/28/2013) [-]
But it is what first came to my mind when I heard it for the first time.
#203 - justakewldewd (02/28/2013) [-]
Wait... whoops.
#172 - So that's what happens when you hold a spoon and yell 'Bankai'… 02/28/2013 on You know you have a buying... 0
#170 - Why... Why did I join in? 02/27/2013 on White people +4
#110 - You start something in the real world, assume nothing and expe… 02/27/2013 on OOOOOOH THE WHITE GUY WON!!!! +10
#134 - To many hard and sharp bits to get stuck with or get my dick s… 02/25/2013 on Good point. +1
#130 - It was a dream. No would have meant yes. Yes would have meant … 02/25/2013 on Good point. +1
#120 - I tried man, I tried. There was that magical force field *…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Good point. 0
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#123 - harrytheheadcrab (02/25/2013) [-]
I thought you meant force field as in the word "No".
#130 - justakewldewd (02/25/2013) [-]
It was a dream. No would have meant yes. Yes would have meant "put a baby in me." Granted next time I find myself being chased by Slender man I'll try saying "no" really loud and hope for a force field. If that works, I may come back with what it was like to fuck Slender-Man's hot ass sister. Who knows.
#118 - Yeah, usually it's the Deathclaws that rape me. In that dream,…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Good point. 0
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#119 - harrytheheadcrab (02/25/2013) [-]
The girls... Rape the girls.
#120 - justakewldewd (02/25/2013) [-]
I tried man, I tried. There was that magical force field bullshit in the first paragraph you seem to have missed. If I could have I would have had them crawling over me soaking wet calling my name in a voice softer than velvet but I couldn't do shit. Afterwards. Hence going to New Vegas, hence wondering what it would be like to fuck a Deathclaw, hence getting some Deathclaw ass.

Extremes had been gone to, something that simple had been thought of.
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#123 - harrytheheadcrab (02/25/2013) [-]
I thought you meant force field as in the word "No".
#130 - justakewldewd (02/25/2013) [-]
It was a dream. No would have meant yes. Yes would have meant "put a baby in me." Granted next time I find myself being chased by Slender man I'll try saying "no" really loud and hope for a force field. If that works, I may come back with what it was like to fuck Slender-Man's hot ass sister. Who knows.
#115 - Exactly. A few night ago I was having a dream where I was in m…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Good point. +6
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#204 - harbingerwolf (02/25/2013) [-]
I really want to lucid dream more, i dont have any though. Had one once, couldnt believe how realistic it was. But the dream just consisted of me going to the bathroom, washing my hands, realising the toilets on backwards, realising it was a dream, then waking up :/
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#133 - pootington (02/25/2013) [-]
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What about radscorpions?
#134 - justakewldewd (02/25/2013) [-]
To many hard and sharp bits to get stuck with or get my dick stuck in. Then thing moves and the plates clip off a ball or, even worse, crush a gonad like a grape. Plus I don't think they have sexual organs that work that way.
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#116 - harrytheheadcrab (02/25/2013) [-]
Rape.
#118 - justakewldewd (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, usually it's the Deathclaws that rape me. In that dream, I rape the Deathclaws.

Shit was cash.
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#119 - harrytheheadcrab (02/25/2013) [-]
The girls... Rape the girls.
#120 - justakewldewd (02/25/2013) [-]
I tried man, I tried. There was that magical force field bullshit in the first paragraph you seem to have missed. If I could have I would have had them crawling over me soaking wet calling my name in a voice softer than velvet but I couldn't do shit. Afterwards. Hence going to New Vegas, hence wondering what it would be like to fuck a Deathclaw, hence getting some Deathclaw ass.

Extremes had been gone to, something that simple had been thought of.
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#123 - harrytheheadcrab (02/25/2013) [-]
I thought you meant force field as in the word "No".
#130 - justakewldewd (02/25/2013) [-]
It was a dream. No would have meant yes. Yes would have meant "put a baby in me." Granted next time I find myself being chased by Slender man I'll try saying "no" really loud and hope for a force field. If that works, I may come back with what it was like to fuck Slender-Man's hot ass sister. Who knows.
#140 - Reminds me of "The Flesh" from last season of Doctor… 02/20/2013 on taxidermy is doing something 0
#117 - I see what you did there. I like you. 02/18/2013 on oh dalek... +3
#3565 - That's what you get for trying to roll for my love. 02/15/2013 on What Your Valentine Said 0
#34 - Picture 02/14/2013 on Whovians -3
#45 - In all fairness it was from a rough draft of something else I …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on Sudden realization 0
#46 - felixjarl (02/13/2013) [-]
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Oh well, no harm done. Wish you a good day onwards good sir.
#43 - You're giving evidence that Disney stole from something more r…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2013 on Sudden realization 0
#44 - felixjarl (02/13/2013) [-]
Okey i do see your point and it is related. but i do suggest that next time you write it in a new way.
#45 - justakewldewd (02/13/2013) [-]
In all fairness it was from a rough draft of something else I wrote but I got lazy and didn't edit it. Confusion understood.
#46 - felixjarl (02/13/2013) [-]
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Oh well, no harm done. Wish you a good day onwards good sir.
#16 - Picture 02/13/2013 on This was unBEARable... +2
#41 - Day 1 of Disney (the man himself) going to work and he was a g…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2013 on Sudden realization 0
#42 - felixjarl (02/13/2013) [-]
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Did you miss the reply button? Because i can hardly see how any of that is related to my post.
#43 - justakewldewd (02/13/2013) [-]
You're giving evidence that Disney stole from something more recent.
I'm acting a sort of character witness, showing that Disney would do something exactly like what you are saying.

Disney is horrible, I'm just showing that your claim is not entirely without basis by giving examples of Disney's founder showing similar underhanded tactics.
#44 - felixjarl (02/13/2013) [-]
Okey i do see your point and it is related. but i do suggest that next time you write it in a new way.
#45 - justakewldewd (02/13/2013) [-]
In all fairness it was from a rough draft of something else I wrote but I got lazy and didn't edit it. Confusion understood.
#46 - felixjarl (02/13/2013) [-]
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Oh well, no harm done. Wish you a good day onwards good sir.
#40 - Comment deleted 02/13/2013 on Sudden realization 0
#36 - When you've jacked off to furniture, there isn't much left you… 02/13/2013 on well, there goes your... 0
#47 - Exhibit A 02/12/2013 on Oh God 0
#46 - Why are you reacting like this, we've seen scarier **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2013 on Oh God +2
#47 - justakewldewd (02/12/2013) [-]
Exhibit A
#60 - Picture 02/10/2013 on First time Monster 0
#219 - "Superman." 02/10/2013 on Saddest moment of my childhood +6
#75 - No, thank you. 02/10/2013 on Walkers! 0

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User avatar #41 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
[X] ******
[ ] not a ******
#40 - derpityhurr (04/15/2012) [-]
yfw
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#38 - smeckledorfed (04/15/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here
#42 to #38 - justakewldewd (04/16/2012) [-]
Where was I rolled?
Where was I rolled?
User avatar #43 to #42 - smeckledorfed (04/16/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3588137/Shake+up+the+happiness/
I rolled you in this post. But trust me, your not the only one in that thread.
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