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#16 - But seeing them on T.V. is actually entertaining.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2013 on North vs. South Korea +1
#17 - justakewldewd (04/15/2013) [-]
The Koreans, not the Hanner Montaner.
User avatar #23 - sketchysketchist (04/15/2013) [-]
We know what you're talking about.
No one likes hannah banana.
#145 - I saw someone do that same thing while watching a bloodstain. … 04/10/2013 on yep +1
#178 - I hope not. River Song would burn her tongue off. 04/06/2013 on uneven +2
#13 - Dare Devil was a Lawyer by day, Super Hero by night. He had so…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Up, up and away! +1
#14 - danielesq (04/03/2013) [-]
i know the plot to daredevil . but you just suggested we blind a dog , you should be careful im easily pressured into bad decisions. like that time i stole the Eiffel tower , let me tell you it was a bitch to smuggle out of France my asshole has never been the same. now everyone goes to paris and look at the fake tower i made by toothpicks and wonderglue , my biggest fear is someone notices it in my back yard but it should be cool i put up a sign saying "1-1 replica of the Eiffel tower" ........and dear god i took this rant to far
#15 - wonderglue (04/03/2013) [-]
One of the rare occasions someone mentions my name. Thank you though.
#10 - I read that as Swaggly and all I can think of is a new Pokemon… 04/03/2013 on That's why I love Abby +4
#10 - Fuck the living. What kind of degree do you need to do autopsies?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2013 on I hate my life +7
User avatar #94 - gelind (04/03/2013) [-]
the same type of degree. You need a doctorate of medicine in order to do autopsies. you just cant ask the patient how they are feeling, well you can it just wouldnt be as productive.
User avatar #12 - secretdestroyers (04/03/2013) [-]
I believe the same amount as most other doctors, you have to do premed and med school plus residency/whatnot...

To perform autopsies, you have to be a pathologist, it seems, and have a great degree of medical knowledge on how the human body works.

Here's a wikipedia page for more info: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autopsy
#11 - Blind it and you get the canine version of Dare Devil.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Up, up and away! +1
#12 - danielesq (04/03/2013) [-]
dude are you a cat?
#13 - justakewldewd (04/03/2013) [-]
Dare Devil was a Lawyer by day, Super Hero by night. He had sonar hearing because a chemical spill that blinded him but also left other senses even stronger. Guy was bad ass.

Although now all I can think of is Kingpin being a literal and figurative "Fat Cat" and it's both disgusting and adorable.
#14 - danielesq (04/03/2013) [-]
i know the plot to daredevil . but you just suggested we blind a dog , you should be careful im easily pressured into bad decisions. like that time i stole the Eiffel tower , let me tell you it was a bitch to smuggle out of France my asshole has never been the same. now everyone goes to paris and look at the fake tower i made by toothpicks and wonderglue , my biggest fear is someone notices it in my back yard but it should be cool i put up a sign saying "1-1 replica of the Eiffel tower" ........and dear god i took this rant to far
#15 - wonderglue (04/03/2013) [-]
One of the rare occasions someone mentions my name. Thank you though.
#19 - How crazy would it be if they had chosen to use the same actor… 04/03/2013 on Dumbledore the wise +4
#59 - How did I not remember this! Oh, right. The sorrow of… 04/03/2013 on The Guvnuh +6
#14 - IS NOTHING SACRED  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Yum. +16
#213 - powellrebecca (04/01/2013) [-]
only pie.
#22 - ProperInsanityWolf (04/01/2013) [-]
get my bib!
#154 - sirbrentcoe (04/01/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #20 - retributionthepimp (04/01/2013) [-]
Not on the intergalactic highway sir...
#112 - Picture 03/30/2013 on hwut 0
#175 - *Two TWO TWO 03/29/2013 on What has alchemy done? +1
#174 - But wouldn't that mean she's the only woman in the world to ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on What has alchemy done? 0
#175 - justakewldewd (03/29/2013) [-]
*Two
TWO
TWO
#22 - Groovy 03/27/2013 on Housemaid +2
#530 - The audacity and idiocy of the human race astounds. I… 03/27/2013 on Feminism +4
#8 - Book of Love Oglaf(dot)com or something Have fu… 03/26/2013 on forbidden section 0
#122 - Who knew there were Gremlins would invade Hidden Valley. 03/26/2013 on Dafaq is this 0
#43 - Wouldn't that be like dividing by zero, or microphone-speaker …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2013 on Tumblr in a nutshell +1
#54 - haseotakaeda (03/26/2013) [-]
Take one of these
Put volume super high
Take friend's phone
set his volume to max
call him later
he picks up
hurl this at him

watch as supersonic explosion rips him to shreds
#91 - Fucked Up Beyond Any Repair? I like that. 03/25/2013 on Super Paper Mario +1
#361 - Sorry, I had to do it.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on Did u know 0
User avatar #367 - vortexrain (03/25/2013) [-]
Ya got change?!
#153 - It will just make the rape last longer.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on Life 0
User avatar #155 - vortexrain (03/24/2013) [-]
I here noises coming from my fridge. It's happening early!
#151 - Let's see... about 2:48. Things went south faster than birds i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2013 on Life 0
User avatar #152 - vortexrain (03/24/2013) [-]
I've got 44 minutes left, what can I do?
#153 - justakewldewd (03/24/2013) [-]
It will just make the rape last longer.
User avatar #155 - vortexrain (03/24/2013) [-]
I here noises coming from my fridge. It's happening early!
#148 - Jesus, how far back are you? Monkey's were only the first phas…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/24/2013 on Life 0
User avatar #149 - vortexrain (03/24/2013) [-]
I have some yogurt in my fridge. How long before it comes to life?
#151 - justakewldewd (03/24/2013) [-]
Let's see... about 2:48. Things went south faster than birds in autumn.
User avatar #152 - vortexrain (03/24/2013) [-]
I've got 44 minutes left, what can I do?
#153 - justakewldewd (03/24/2013) [-]
It will just make the rape last longer.
User avatar #155 - vortexrain (03/24/2013) [-]
I here noises coming from my fridge. It's happening early!
#42 - My bet is there's going to be some velveteen dipping going on … 03/24/2013 on What have I done 0
#142 - But considering you're posting in the comment section and repl…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/24/2013 on Life 0
User avatar #144 - vortexrain (03/24/2013) [-]
Tell the future hello for me. What's the world like one hour in the future? Have the monkeys taken over yet?
#148 - justakewldewd (03/24/2013) [-]
Jesus, how far back are you? Monkey's were only the first phase. We've already gone through Pod People, Cybermen, Tiffids, Tribbles, Spiders, and sapient yogurt. I think the Martians are next. After that the Bronies execute order 69 and destroy all other competing cartoons.

War. War never changes.
User avatar #149 - vortexrain (03/24/2013) [-]
I have some yogurt in my fridge. How long before it comes to life?
#151 - justakewldewd (03/24/2013) [-]
Let's see... about 2:48. Things went south faster than birds in autumn.
User avatar #152 - vortexrain (03/24/2013) [-]
I've got 44 minutes left, what can I do?
#153 - justakewldewd (03/24/2013) [-]
It will just make the rape last longer.
User avatar #155 - vortexrain (03/24/2013) [-]
I here noises coming from my fridge. It's happening early!
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User avatar #47 - Technicolor (04/22/2013) [-]
ur ugly
#48 to #47 - justakewldewd (04/22/2013) [-]
Bitch, I'm fabulous.
#54 to #53 - justakewldewd (04/22/2013) [-]
Here, take this for future reference.   
   
Remember Me....
Here, take this for future reference.

Remember Me....
User avatar #44 - schindewolforch (06/07/2012) [-]
YOU ARE A GREAT PERSON DON'T LISTEN TO THEM
User avatar #41 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2012) [-]
[X] nigger
[ ] not a nigger
#40 - derpityhurr ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
yfw
yfw
User avatar #39 - JackieMoon **User deleted account** (04/15/2012) [-]
You are either
A) a Nigger
B) a Nigger
C) a Nigger
or D) all of the above
#38 - smeckledorfed (04/15/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here
#42 to #38 - justakewldewd (04/16/2012) [-]
Where was I rolled?
Where was I rolled?
User avatar #43 to #42 - smeckledorfed (04/16/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3588137/Shake+up+the+happiness/
I rolled you in this post. But trust me, your not the only one in that thread.
User avatar #37 - bryceface ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
nigger
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