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justakewldewd

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2011
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#21 - He truly is from a time when men were men, women were also men…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on Parks & Recreation +1
User avatar #22 - fearripper (10/16/2014) [-]
The good old days
#65 - Picture 10/12/2014 on Heal checks 0
#64 - Aw hell yeah. 10/12/2014 on Heal checks 0
#19 - You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Heal checks +7
#53 - russianexplain (10/11/2014) [-]
#65 - justakewldewd (10/12/2014) [-]
#17 - Well... to be fair, that's a critical success in my homebrew s…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Heal checks +1
User avatar #18 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
**atheisttsiehta rolls 62** I'm also rolling my die of destiny, it says 15
#19 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well instead, the splash as he hits water lets you know what happened. The would-be murderer is silent while you eventually manage to wriggle free of your bonds and escape from the burlap sack you had been stored in. Go forth and surf the internet as you wish, you are truly free.

Had you gotten a 7 or below on that d20 your captor would have broken his neck in the fall. In my system, low rolls are good rolls.
#53 - russianexplain (10/11/2014) [-]
#65 - justakewldewd (10/12/2014) [-]
#14 - Wakka wakka, mother ******* .  [+] (7 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Heal checks +7
User avatar #15 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
**atheisttsiehta rolls 02** Hold on, let me roll to save
User avatar #16 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
.........Fuck
#17 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
Well... to be fair, that's a critical success in my homebrew system. Roll again to confirm the crit.
User avatar #18 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
**atheisttsiehta rolls 62** I'm also rolling my die of destiny, it says 15
#19 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well instead, the splash as he hits water lets you know what happened. The would-be murderer is silent while you eventually manage to wriggle free of your bonds and escape from the burlap sack you had been stored in. Go forth and surf the internet as you wish, you are truly free.

Had you gotten a 7 or below on that d20 your captor would have broken his neck in the fall. In my system, low rolls are good rolls.
#53 - russianexplain (10/11/2014) [-]
#65 - justakewldewd (10/12/2014) [-]
#12 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Heal checks +17
User avatar #13 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
*Dying noise from pacman*
#14 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
Wakka wakka, mother fuckers.
User avatar #15 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
**atheisttsiehta rolls 02** Hold on, let me roll to save
User avatar #16 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
.........Fuck
#17 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
Well... to be fair, that's a critical success in my homebrew system. Roll again to confirm the crit.
User avatar #18 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
**atheisttsiehta rolls 62** I'm also rolling my die of destiny, it says 15
#19 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well instead, the splash as he hits water lets you know what happened. The would-be murderer is silent while you eventually manage to wriggle free of your bonds and escape from the burlap sack you had been stored in. Go forth and surf the internet as you wish, you are truly free.

Had you gotten a 7 or below on that d20 your captor would have broken his neck in the fall. In my system, low rolls are good rolls.
#53 - russianexplain (10/11/2014) [-]
#65 - justakewldewd (10/12/2014) [-]
#10 - Wommblosis for everyone!  [+] (11 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Heal checks +50
User avatar #11 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
Now throw me in the well of that neighboring town of yours.
#12 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
*Dying noise from pacman*
#14 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
Wakka wakka, mother fuckers.
User avatar #15 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
**atheisttsiehta rolls 02** Hold on, let me roll to save
User avatar #16 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
.........Fuck
#17 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
Well... to be fair, that's a critical success in my homebrew system. Roll again to confirm the crit.
User avatar #18 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
**atheisttsiehta rolls 62** I'm also rolling my die of destiny, it says 15
#19 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well instead, the splash as he hits water lets you know what happened. The would-be murderer is silent while you eventually manage to wriggle free of your bonds and escape from the burlap sack you had been stored in. Go forth and surf the internet as you wish, you are truly free.

Had you gotten a 7 or below on that d20 your captor would have broken his neck in the fall. In my system, low rolls are good rolls.
#53 - russianexplain (10/11/2014) [-]
#65 - justakewldewd (10/12/2014) [-]
#1 - Awesome. Awesome to the max.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on True legends never die +9
#6 - mustangsvoo (10/11/2014) [-]
i think you might like this gif
#8 - Why would I do that?  [+] (13 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Heal checks +18
User avatar #9 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
To poison a town you don't like.
#10 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
Wommblosis for everyone!
User avatar #11 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
Now throw me in the well of that neighboring town of yours.
#12 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
*Dying noise from pacman*
#14 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
Wakka wakka, mother fuckers.
User avatar #15 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
**atheisttsiehta rolls 02** Hold on, let me roll to save
User avatar #16 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
.........Fuck
#17 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
Well... to be fair, that's a critical success in my homebrew system. Roll again to confirm the crit.
User avatar #18 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
**atheisttsiehta rolls 62** I'm also rolling my die of destiny, it says 15
#19 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well instead, the splash as he hits water lets you know what happened. The would-be murderer is silent while you eventually manage to wriggle free of your bonds and escape from the burlap sack you had been stored in. Go forth and surf the internet as you wish, you are truly free.

Had you gotten a 7 or below on that d20 your captor would have broken his neck in the fall. In my system, low rolls are good rolls.
#53 - russianexplain (10/11/2014) [-]
#65 - justakewldewd (10/12/2014) [-]
#6 - Here, I'll make it quick. Get in the sack.  [+] (16 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Heal checks +384
#64 - justakewldewd (10/12/2014) [-]
Aw hell yeah.
User avatar #7 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
Alright, but could you drown me instead?
#8 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
Why would I do that?
User avatar #9 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
To poison a town you don't like.
#10 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
Wommblosis for everyone!
User avatar #11 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
Now throw me in the well of that neighboring town of yours.
#12 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
*Dying noise from pacman*
#14 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
Wakka wakka, mother fuckers.
User avatar #15 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
**atheisttsiehta rolls 02** Hold on, let me roll to save
User avatar #16 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
.........Fuck
#17 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
Well... to be fair, that's a critical success in my homebrew system. Roll again to confirm the crit.
User avatar #18 - atheisttsiehta (10/11/2014) [-]
**atheisttsiehta rolls 62** I'm also rolling my die of destiny, it says 15
#19 - justakewldewd (10/11/2014) [-]
You slip out of your captors hands and he falls into the well instead, the splash as he hits water lets you know what happened. The would-be murderer is silent while you eventually manage to wriggle free of your bonds and escape from the burlap sack you had been stored in. Go forth and surf the internet as you wish, you are truly free.

Had you gotten a 7 or below on that d20 your captor would have broken his neck in the fall. In my system, low rolls are good rolls.
#53 - russianexplain (10/11/2014) [-]
#65 - justakewldewd (10/12/2014) [-]
#19 - And everything that creates, contains, and ejects my **** . 10/11/2014 on Witty title +4
#18 - >"...when the time comes, I'll know." Th… 10/11/2014 on Witty title +2
#35 - Hardcore 10/11/2014 on Leomon +3
#42 - I'm suddenly in the mood to watch Ents and Golems beat the pis… 10/11/2014 on Scarytons 0
#48 - You can't unroll who you are. 09/30/2014 on Playful doge +2
#44 - Hey, you're the one who brought it up. Seems like you should b…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Liberty is Always Sexy +5
#51 - Absolute Madman (09/30/2014) [-]
I does not matter what I present or what I say because people like you have a poisoned mind set of: "Oh yes Mr. man of science, I will obey and believe everything you say and never do any research at all." Did you know that 85% of the scientists for global warming have backpedaled and said that they were told to say this? Did you know that 100% of the evidence of global warming is doctored and has NEVER ONCE been proven in ANY tests?

I also bet you think Sandy Hook was real too despite that no bodies were removed from the school and the town's coroner was fired for submitting permission to perform autopsies and that each "parent" of the "victims" got a $60,000 Federal check in the mail for "burial." If you were on any site you would know that funding and mourning sites were up for the "dead kids" a full 72 HOURS BEFORE the "shooting." You must of also missed the recorded videos of the "shot and wounded" sitting there on their phones laughing and joking with the paramedics.
#65 - norkas (09/30/2014) [-]
yfw
User avatar #56 - lolzthree (09/30/2014) [-]
My avatar is mfw
#55 - thehumor (09/30/2014) [-]
Are you fucking serious right now
#53 - mrforte (09/30/2014) [-]
#40 - A scientific claim is like a fine ass. You better be able to b…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Liberty is Always Sexy +1
#42 - Absolute Madman (09/30/2014) [-]
Oh look, a Liberal or Dumbfuck that doesn't want to do research for himself and wants everything given to him.
#52 - mrforte (09/30/2014) [-]
HFW You make the claim, you hold the burden of proof.
#54 - Absolute Madman (09/30/2014) [-]
Yet the powerful men of everything make the claims of global warming and have NEVER proved it.
User avatar #57 - mrforte (09/30/2014) [-]
It doesn't matter, in the scientific sphere it is basic principle to uphold the burden of proof when you make a claim; this is done so people don't just claim things willy-nilly and then expect people who otherwise had nothing to do with it to prove them wrong. Even if global warming wasn't well supported, you still hold the BOP here.
#44 - justakewldewd (09/30/2014) [-]
Hey, you're the one who brought it up. Seems like you should be the one to stand your ground and actually discuss the issue like an adult instead of immediately descending into name calling like a child.
#51 - Absolute Madman (09/30/2014) [-]
I does not matter what I present or what I say because people like you have a poisoned mind set of: "Oh yes Mr. man of science, I will obey and believe everything you say and never do any research at all." Did you know that 85% of the scientists for global warming have backpedaled and said that they were told to say this? Did you know that 100% of the evidence of global warming is doctored and has NEVER ONCE been proven in ANY tests?

I also bet you think Sandy Hook was real too despite that no bodies were removed from the school and the town's coroner was fired for submitting permission to perform autopsies and that each "parent" of the "victims" got a $60,000 Federal check in the mail for "burial." If you were on any site you would know that funding and mourning sites were up for the "dead kids" a full 72 HOURS BEFORE the "shooting." You must of also missed the recorded videos of the "shot and wounded" sitting there on their phones laughing and joking with the paramedics.
#65 - norkas (09/30/2014) [-]
yfw
User avatar #56 - lolzthree (09/30/2014) [-]
My avatar is mfw
#55 - thehumor (09/30/2014) [-]
Are you fucking serious right now
#53 - mrforte (09/30/2014) [-]
#61 - So this Cracked article is completely factual? C… 09/29/2014 on I heart Addy +2
#59 - Comment deleted 09/29/2014 on I heart Addy 0
#54 - I was talking about the reviews from Giant Bomb, Rock Paper Sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on I heart Addy +1
User avatar #155 - DeathOne (09/30/2014) [-]
Nobody wanted that game to go through the greenlight, but it did. With awards, I might add.
If a game everybody hates gets the greenlight AND awards, you know something fishy is going on.
Besides, those first reviews could've been deleted.
#154 - DeathOne has deleted their comment.
#49 - Why is it sad that she isn't a Neo-Nazi? That seems like it wo… 09/29/2014 on I heart Addy +5
#43 - Well... like I said. She is a programmer. Programmers aren't a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on I heart Addy 0
#47 - forszhen (09/29/2014) [-]
I suppose you're right.
#40 - Is greasy a slang term? Cause, to be fair, she is a game devel…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on I heart Addy 0
#41 - forszhen (09/29/2014) [-]
I meant it in the truest form of the word. I feel like if I were to rub my hand across her face or hair, my hand would be dripping with oil.
#43 - justakewldewd (09/29/2014) [-]
Well... like I said. She is a programmer. Programmers aren't all that famous for being the cleanest of people.
#47 - forszhen (09/29/2014) [-]
I suppose you're right.
#36 - "User reviews: Mixed (2,329 reviews)" So even a…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2014 on I heart Addy +2
User avatar #37 - DeathOne (09/29/2014) [-]
No no, those reviews are community reviews.
People post as "positive" review to troll, too.
stuff like
"5/5 guys burgers and fries"
Or
"The pussy was tight"

But you can look in the lower-right part of the page, and see that it won some "awards"

"Awards
Boston FIG · Best Narrative
MassDiGi · Category Winner
IndieCade · Night Games Selection"
#54 - justakewldewd (09/29/2014) [-]
I was talking about the reviews from Giant Bomb, Rock Paper Shotgun, and Gamespy. Community reviews are always good for a laugh but I'm not about to take them seriously.

Also, aren't awards like those handed out and voted on by entire committees of people? She'd have to work herself raw just to get one, I would think.
User avatar #155 - DeathOne (09/30/2014) [-]
Nobody wanted that game to go through the greenlight, but it did. With awards, I might add.
If a game everybody hates gets the greenlight AND awards, you know something fishy is going on.
Besides, those first reviews could've been deleted.
#154 - DeathOne has deleted their comment.

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User avatar #41 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2012) [-]
[X] ******
[ ] not a ******
#40 - derpityhurr (04/15/2012) [-]
yfw
yfw
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#38 - smeckledorfed (04/15/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here
#42 to #38 - justakewldewd (04/16/2012) [-]
Where was I rolled?
Where was I rolled?
User avatar #43 to #42 - smeckledorfed (04/16/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3588137/Shake+up+the+happiness/
I rolled you in this post. But trust me, your not the only one in that thread.
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