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| #75 - To be fair; when it comes to Kingdom Hearts, nobody can even. … [+] (1 new reply) | 07/16/2014 on Living the dream | 0 |
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| #23 - You really should have put a "little" between the la… [+] (2 new replies) | 07/16/2014 on Cutest Walk Ever | 0 |
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| #70 - And why, good sir, would that be? [+] (8 new replies) | 07/16/2014 on Living the dream | 0 |
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darthblam (07/16/2014) [-] First of all, I think the idea of combining Disney characters with Final Fantasy-esque characters (and some ACTUAL FF characters) is a horrendous idea. You either have one of the other, everything was so awkward and unbelievably stupid to me seeing Cloud in the same damn game as Mickey and Goofy. The story is incredibly boring, probably one of the most basic I've played. And it had the completely expecting Japanese cliche of having the main character's overly serious best friend become the bad guy for a while before some cheap and convenient redemption at the end. All the characters were bland and predictable, it was disgusting how they made all the Disney characters seem even more 2-dimensional than they originally were (Not saying they were bad before, though.) And I played the first and second KH, so don't think I'm talking out of my ass here. The gameplay itself was monotonous. Just whack shit all by spamming buttons and you win. I found no thrill in finding secrets, in getting keyblades, it didn't mean anything. It was simply boring. But I despise the game mostly for what it did to Disney. You know that scene in Southpark where the kids imagine Indiana Jones getting raped by George Lucas and Steven Spielberg? That's how I saw the game. Disney taking it up the ass by Square Enix, as he sits there collecting dollar bills from all the children lured into the game because of Disney's image. That is why I despise it. And I despise the fact that it is as popular as it is. No so much that people like it, but that so many have the audacity to claim it is one of, if not THE best game out there. It's all nostalgic love I tell you. No, jibbablabba, I could even.) Rant over. #80 -
justakewldewd (07/16/2014) [-] I have to mostly agree. You have to be really willing to go "Cloud and Mickey in the same game? Fuck it, why not." Story is some generic bullshit and character development is like some kind of myth in this series. Monotonous combat? Yeah, I'll agree to that on some level. That's not to mention the bullshit difficulty spikes like what I commented earlier. Despite all that, I did have fun "experiencing" the game. The over-the-top fight sequence were action packed and visually rewarding, the environments and enemy designs are imaginative, and the character abilities (especially kingdom hearts 2) are usually enough of a break in the monotonous button pushing to hide the mediocre fighting of the average enemy. Fun to "play"? Not really. Fun to "experience"? Balls to the wall, yes. But you can't look me in the eye and say that Sora riding Pegasus and chopping the heads of the Hydra didn't elicit some child-like sense of excitement. That kicking ass in the ballroom of Beast's Castle didn't make you think, on some level, "this is alright, I guess." It's moments like that where people find the nostalgia. Is it a great series? Fuck no. Is Kingdom Hearts 2 the best game of all existence ever? Shoot me dead if I ever agree. But does it have it's moments? In spades and then some. Except for Atlantica. That was the worst travesty I've ever seen. Also, Disney has enough lawyers to make sure their characters are treated however they want. They want that hard Square Enix dick just as much as Square Enix wants to give it to Disney. And when I say 'enough lawyers', I mean all of them. All of the lawyers. #82 -
darthblam (07/16/2014) [-] I suppose that aspect is a matter of taste that I simply don't have. I'm glad this kept to a reasonable discussion. I've ranted like this before unfortunately and have angered some that would rather bash me for my ideas than actually talk. If anyone is getting raped up the ass in those games, it's the Final Fantasy franchise. Disney is actually pretty faithfully represented in those games. But it's supposed to be a crossover, right? Where's the FINAL FANTASY part of the Disney/Final Fantasy amalgamation? Sorry, correction: Where are the Final Fantasy characters OUTSIDE OF JUST FINAL FANTASY VII? Doesn't matter though because the characters that are actually in the game do nothing except stand around and look cool. Oh and get their asses handed to them by Shonen Stereotype #47253845458 in the Colosseum #81 -
justakewldewd (07/16/2014) [-] Never thought of that before but that's a good point too. They might as well just made brand new characters rather than borrow the likenesses. Be careful what you wish for, however. If Sora ever goes to a Final Fantasy setting, Aerith is probably going to get killed again. #75 -
justakewldewd (07/16/2014) [-] To be fair; when it comes to Kingdom Hearts, nobody can even. Exhibit A kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/Demyx Exhibit B www.khwiki.com/Experiment_221 Worst level of bullshit I've seen in my life. But when the games are good, they're spectacular. | ||
| #59 - To be absolutely fair, he could have used it to hold his guita… [+] (1 new reply) | 07/16/2014 on Waynes World | 0 |
| Well one of his guitars. I wouldn't want to hang a guitar horizontally by it's neck | ||
| #57 - What in the hell is that and how do I kill it? [+] (3 new replies) | 07/16/2014 on Waynes World | +2 |
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| #25 - Oh Yeah, Family Discount! | 07/15/2014 on at least she has a job | +12 |
| #270 - You were the sperm who refused to be beaten, obviously. | 07/15/2014 on Were you birthday sex?... | 0 |
| #24 - Have you happened upon Roll20? My internet sucks, can't use it… | 07/13/2014 on Too true | 0 |
| #106 - For when you really, really have to get authentic with a Hellb… | 07/13/2014 on patriot blood surging with... | 0 |
| #105 - I think he has the opposite problem. Needs to build up some st… | 07/13/2014 on patriot blood surging with... | +1 |
| #6 - I mean the character your using an image of, not so much you. … | 07/10/2014 on Game Of Phones | 0 |
| #4 - I wonder what his reaction would be if someone told him it's f… [+] (2 new replies) | 07/10/2014 on Game Of Phones | 0 |
| I am aware of what it is. not my style. I used to watch Cheers and Seinfeld and Mash .. enjoy em while you can mate #6 -
justakewldewd (07/10/2014) [-] I mean the character your using an image of, not so much you. Aw yeah, Cheers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtAgAMzaeg | ||
| #3 - Comment deleted | 07/10/2014 on Game Of Phones | 0 |
| #30 - I can't tell if that's adorable or horrifying. [+] (2 new replies) | 07/08/2014 on Priorities | +1 |
| #74 - Picture | 07/07/2014 on 700 Fireworks go off | +2 |
| #22 - Someone's thirsty. | 07/06/2014 on OP's Pizza | 0 |
| #168 - Picture | 07/06/2014 on This is SFW | +2 |
| #65 - It will if you need something to piss in. | 07/04/2014 on Just something I found... | 0 |
| #5 - Less of a 'could, but won't' and more of a 'would, but can't' … | 07/04/2014 on (untitled) | +91 |
| #99 - Gets to be a point where you stop giving a **** about t… | 07/04/2014 on 'Murica | +3 |
| #15 - Comment deleted | 07/04/2014 on discus throw | 0 |
| #71 - Seconded. Mmhmm. [+] (2 new replies) | 07/04/2014 on Better than the original. | 0 |
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youxbarstard (07/04/2014) [-] Now is that Mmhmm in agreed disgust because if that is not the case then we are on two separate books. | ||
| #15 - For some reason, I don't imagine it's consensual. | 07/04/2014 on Reno 911 | 0 |
| #56 - Agreed. They are, on the other hand, good are presenting a tar… | 07/04/2014 on Rebel Scum | +1 |
| #82 - But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? [+] (2 new replies) | 06/29/2014 on Every time | +2 |
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