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#741 - great roll 12/24/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#9 - Check out Lidnsey Stirling's cover 12/24/2014 on Legend of zelda cover 0
#8 - Check out Lidnsey Stirling's legend of zelda mix 12/24/2014 on Legend of zelda cover +1
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#103 - I still think that is ridiculous that they do, seeing as Disne…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Marvel Logic -1
User avatar #104 - TimUsher (12/22/2014) [-]
Yea Disney owns Marvel, but Marvel did not own all of Marvel before Disney bought them.
#28 - Well, the courteous thing would be to tell him why. They obvio… 12/22/2014 on Muahahaha 0
#23 - I agree, saying "were gonna hang out" then not is on…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Muahahaha 0
User avatar #25 - createdjustnow (12/22/2014) [-]
but did op ask why plans fel through? or did op just say fuck it, make her spend money
User avatar #28 - jurisultima (12/22/2014) [-]
Well, the courteous thing would be to tell him why. They obviously talked since then, so yeah
#97 - Except they are x-men  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Marvel Logic -2
User avatar #164 - thereisaguy (12/23/2014) [-]
They've been Avengers far longer than they have been on mutant teams, this includes Quicksilvers stints on X-Factor. SW has only ever been on one mutant team and that was the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants and that was for only a few years after the character was created decades ago.

They're the two mutants who serve as the exception in that they tend to not get too wrapped up in filthy mutie bullshit.
User avatar #102 - TimUsher (12/22/2014) [-]
It does not matter if they are x-men in the comics. Fox own movie rights to x-men therefore Marvel can't use them as x-men.
User avatar #103 - jurisultima (12/22/2014) [-]
I still think that is ridiculous that they do, seeing as Disney owns all of Marvel, but oh well. We all still know they are X-Men lol
User avatar #104 - TimUsher (12/22/2014) [-]
Yea Disney owns Marvel, but Marvel did not own all of Marvel before Disney bought them.
#13 - Except that Quicksilver and Scarlet with, two X-Men, will be i…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Marvel Logic -3
User avatar #19 - thereisaguy (12/22/2014) [-]
Same name, different characters.
Marvel can't talk about them being mutants so they're tentatively dubbed as "miracles" and Fox can't reference them being members of the Avengers.

#116 - emperorwatergate (12/22/2014) [-]
....Fucking "Miracles"? Really? At LEAST make them Inhumans or something. Why did Marvel make them sound like faggots?
User avatar #97 - jurisultima (12/22/2014) [-]
Except they are x-men
User avatar #164 - thereisaguy (12/23/2014) [-]
They've been Avengers far longer than they have been on mutant teams, this includes Quicksilvers stints on X-Factor. SW has only ever been on one mutant team and that was the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants and that was for only a few years after the character was created decades ago.

They're the two mutants who serve as the exception in that they tend to not get too wrapped up in filthy mutie bullshit.
User avatar #102 - TimUsher (12/22/2014) [-]
It does not matter if they are x-men in the comics. Fox own movie rights to x-men therefore Marvel can't use them as x-men.
User avatar #103 - jurisultima (12/22/2014) [-]
I still think that is ridiculous that they do, seeing as Disney owns all of Marvel, but oh well. We all still know they are X-Men lol
User avatar #104 - TimUsher (12/22/2014) [-]
Yea Disney owns Marvel, but Marvel did not own all of Marvel before Disney bought them.
#12 - You are wrong.... The X-Men are actually part of shield.... Th…  [+] (17 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Marvel Logic +68
#159 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
I think he's talking about the film universes, which is also what the person from Tumblr. seems to be talking about..
User avatar #147 - freakstorm (12/23/2014) [-]
I think he meant the Movie Universes.

Disney which owns Marvel, which owns Marvel Studios, owns the rights to all the Avengers characters. In fact they aren't allowed to call Scarlet Witch a Quiksilver mutants in Avengers 2 because of rights issues

Fox owns the X-Men, and their universe. they are the reason that Marvel can't call Scarlet witch and Quicksilver mutants

Sony owns Spider-man and all his assorted villains. Sony is the reason Spider-Man can't be in the Avengers movies
User avatar #22 - magicalsteve (12/22/2014) [-]
Actually Colossus was the one would throw Wolverine. (I'm sure at some point Hulk prob did throw him) but that was Colossus' thing. They even had a name for it, The Fastball Special
User avatar #15 - thereisaguy (12/22/2014) [-]
In the MCU there aren't any.

I mean the comics are a different story of course.

Oh and Quicksilver and SW aren't muties in Avengers 2.
User avatar #137 - wrpen (12/23/2014) [-]
But Quicksilver's in X-men, and Scarlet was mentioned in a deleted scene.

So unless they're fucking dimension hoppers, too, I don't think they're different worlds.
User avatar #162 - thereisaguy (12/23/2014) [-]
Different universe, they're owned by different people.
It would be like I made a movie based on the Forest Gump novel and portrayed the character as I interpreted it. It would have nothing to do with the other Forest Gump movie but they would exist as the same character albeit not in contact with each others films.
User avatar #167 - wrpen (12/23/2014) [-]
It's still all Marvel owned (see: www.imdb.com/title/tt1877832/ and www.imdb.com/title/tt1843866/?ref_=tt_rec_tti, both of which list Marvel Entertainment in the company credits), Fox is just given the production and selling rights. Plus, you're saying that Quicksilver appeared in X-Men as a mutant, and will appear in Avengers 2 as a non-mutant?

And you're saying that the super-serum that Cap was given somehow had no genetic effects (thus making him a mutant) despite giving him a permanent body-builder musculature, near perfect reflexes, and near super-computer level thinking speed?
User avatar #168 - thereisaguy (12/23/2014) [-]
Dude you're way out of your league here, Marvel is in no way associated with the Fox films. They exist side by side in the comics alone. The two movie franchises are entirely separate and have nothing to do with eachother. Fox simply owns the rights to create X-Men and FF films whereas Marvel Studios does not.

Also unless you're born with the X-gene you aren't a mutant, you are instead a mutate. I.e Captain America, Luke Cage, Spider-Man or other heroes who gained their powers later.
User avatar #169 - wrpen (12/23/2014) [-]
Go to the first link (IMDb page for DoFP)
Scroll down to Company Credits
Read any further than the first eight words.

Production Co:
Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, Marvel Entertainment,

It wasn't difficult to do.
User avatar #170 - thereisaguy (12/23/2014) [-]
I understand that it is a Marvel property, it is the Marvel division of Fox studios in which they use the properties sold to them by Marvel decades ago before Marvel Studios, a Disney owned production company existed. They are legally obligated to acknowledge it as coming from Marvel Comics.

Why is it so fucking hard to understand that Marvel Studios owns the rights to most heroes but Fox owns the rights to make movies about X-Men? The films universe are entirely fucking separate, they have no connection aside that they both spawned from the same source material and they have two overlapping characters who in no way shape or form be connected to each other apart from their name and powers.

Fox has their cinematic universe in which their films exist and Marvel Studios has their universe where their films take place. They don't work with each other to produce content and nothing has been announced to indicate that they plan on to in the future.
User avatar #51 - ljxjlos (12/22/2014) [-]
I wonder how they´ll explain it....

Maybe they´ll have them be Inhumans? To already forshadow the Inhumans-Movie during A2?
User avatar #163 - thereisaguy (12/23/2014) [-]
"miracles"
User avatar #121 - fedak (12/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, in the recent axis comics Scarlet Witch casts a spell to harm her bloodline, which affects Quicksilver, but not Magneto, meaning that they are not his children. People think that this is to retcon them into inhumans to prepare for the Avengers 2
User avatar #105 - suddenk (12/22/2014) [-]
I think they are supposed to be "miracles" because I think the Fox agreement also said they can't be Inhumans.
User avatar #107 - ljxjlos (12/22/2014) [-]
Huh? How come? Doesn´t the Inhuman-Franchise belong to Marvel? After all they ARE making an Inhumans-Movie...and if Inhumans belongs to Marvel and Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch belong to Marvel, they should be allowed to do whatever they wan´t, shouldn´t they?
User avatar #110 - suddenk (12/22/2014) [-]
Yes Marvel owns Inhumans but because Fox can still use Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, they don't want Marvel saying there Mutants. Actually I was wrong Kevin Fiege himself said Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch won't be Inhumans.
User avatar #111 - ljxjlos (12/22/2014) [-]
Ah, okay, then it´s a given...well, we´ll see how all plays out.

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#32 - finalfantasyfan ONLINE (06/29/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday!
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User avatar #29 to #28 - jurisultima (06/29/2013) [-]
I am already on my way there lol
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User avatar #25 to #24 - jurisultima (12/03/2011) [-]
lol that is awesome. hi to you too
User avatar #3 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
sorry, it wouldn't let me reply on your post, so i guess i'll do it here haha

i've always enjoyed knives as well :D so just a wild question, but are you japanese? haha
User avatar #4 to #3 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
nah, german, irish, native american, and cuban lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
hahaha nevermind then, nice mix though!
User avatar #6 to #5 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
lol yeah, it just so happens that most of my collection is japanese. also, the brand of knives I like to use, shun, is great for my small hands lol
User avatar #7 to #6 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
haha i'm glad it suits you well! i mean, who doesn't love japanese knives??? haha
User avatar #8 to #7 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I also use kyrocera knives, though they are ceramic, not steel
User avatar #9 to #8 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
nice nice :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
lol, I know a lot about blades, they are literally a huge part of my life
User avatar #11 to #10 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
haha for me it's mostly just fascination, i know sword techniques and stuff i'll never use in real life, but for you, knowing about this stuff will definitely help haha
User avatar #12 to #11 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
well martial arts are a big part too, I took a ninjutsu for 16 years. now when I am home I take my muramasa (not the original forger, but 3 generations down from him) and go through forms for like an hour a day to relax lol
User avatar #13 to #12 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
oh danggg. you've got me beat haha that's so sweet!
User avatar #14 to #13 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am trying to find someone to teach me european forms (not fencing, I know that and I don't really like it) but it is really hard to find anyone
User avatar #15 to #14 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
true, it's hard to find legit teachers nowadays :\
User avatar #16 to #15 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, but it's all good. for now I will just work with my asian forms. Btw, the katana and other "long" sword forms are not ninjutsu but rather a form of taijutsu
User avatar #17 to #16 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, i would. it's definitely better than nothing like me :P
User avatar #18 to #17 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
you should try to learn some, they can be really relaxing
User avatar #19 to #18 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i want to, teachers are scarce to none where i live though :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
where is that?
User avatar #21 to #20 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i live in a small town in michigan :P
User avatar #22 to #21 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am sorry. it is too cold up there for people to live lol. Hell, VA is too cold, and N is barely warm enough
User avatar #23 to #22 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
hahahaha the summer's fine, it's the winters that get us :P
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uhm what lol
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