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Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
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#104 - pwnfrnzy (12/04/2013) [-]
Oh, well that makes sense then.
Thanks for the intel.
User avatar #105 - jurisultima (12/04/2013) [-]
Yup. Though, only finishing oil is usually kept in glass (usually extra virgin). Anything that is used to cook with doesn't really matter as so much other flavor will go into it that it won't matter
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and how fast you can get away in the end...
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#32 - finalfantasyfan (06/29/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday.
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/29/2013) [-]
Happy Bithday.
User avatar #30 - herodan (06/29/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #28 - jessieqwertyu (06/29/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday. Dont get ********* .
User avatar #29 to #28 - jurisultima (06/29/2013) [-]
I am already on my way there lol
#24 - talr (11/30/2011) [-]
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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User avatar #25 to #24 - jurisultima (12/03/2011) [-]
lol that is awesome. hi to you too
User avatar #3 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
sorry, it wouldn't let me reply on your post, so i guess i'll do it here haha

i've always enjoyed knives as well :D so just a wild question, but are you japanese? haha
User avatar #4 to #3 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
nah, german, irish, native american, and cuban lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
hahaha nevermind then, nice mix though!
User avatar #6 to #5 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
lol yeah, it just so happens that most of my collection is japanese. also, the brand of knives I like to use, shun, is great for my small hands lol
User avatar #7 to #6 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
haha i'm glad it suits you well! i mean, who doesn't love japanese knives??? haha
User avatar #8 to #7 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I also use kyrocera knives, though they are ceramic, not steel
User avatar #9 to #8 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
nice nice :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
lol, I know a lot about blades, they are literally a huge part of my life
User avatar #11 to #10 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
haha for me it's mostly just fascination, i know sword techniques and stuff i'll never use in real life, but for you, knowing about this stuff will definitely help haha
User avatar #12 to #11 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
well martial arts are a big part too, I took a ninjutsu for 16 years. now when I am home I take my muramasa (not the original forger, but 3 generations down from him) and go through forms for like an hour a day to relax lol
User avatar #13 to #12 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
oh danggg. you've got me beat haha that's so sweet!
User avatar #14 to #13 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am trying to find someone to teach me european forms (not fencing, I know that and I don't really like it) but it is really hard to find anyone
User avatar #15 to #14 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
true, it's hard to find legit teachers nowadays :\
User avatar #16 to #15 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, but it's all good. for now I will just work with my asian forms. Btw, the katana and other "long" sword forms are not ninjutsu but rather a form of taijutsu
User avatar #17 to #16 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, i would. it's definitely better than nothing like me :P
User avatar #18 to #17 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
you should try to learn some, they can be really relaxing
User avatar #19 to #18 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i want to, teachers are scarce to none where i live though :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
where is that?
User avatar #21 to #20 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i live in a small town in michigan :P
User avatar #22 to #21 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am sorry. it is too cold up there for people to live lol. Hell, VA is too cold, and N is barely warm enough
User avatar #23 to #22 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
hahahaha the summer's fine, it's the winters that get us :P
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User avatar #2 to #1 - jurisultima (09/30/2011) [-]
uhm what lol
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