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#2096 - Late to the party, but I might as well get this off my chest. …  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #2127 - thephoenix (4 hours ago) [-]
I think telling your parents how you feel and about your mental health is the first step towards fixing it, maybe not the suicide unless you deem it important, but definetly the rest, the journey will be made so much easier if you have family there to help you! it's not your fault if you have these conditions you know, a lot of people do and they live very normal lives! talk to your parents and see where it goes from there, try to keep yourself occupied, and be happy man, do something you love!
#17 - I CAN FUCKING HEAR IT. 06/14/2014 on You heard this gif +1
#5 - Comment deleted 06/11/2014 on Effect of Feminism 97 0
#19 - Why does this bread smell like fish?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on (untitled) +66
User avatar #40 - OldSnake (05/31/2014) [-]
Because the Three Jesuses were busy.
#40 - I get what you're saying. Heat of the moment and all, don't wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Firstworldproblems comp +1
User avatar #41 - wallbuilder (05/22/2014) [-]
Ye, fuk dat.
#35 - If I'm shit at something, I want people to tell me I'm shit at…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Firstworldproblems comp +2
User avatar #39 - wallbuilder (05/22/2014) [-]
Sex is a lot better if you don't have to tell them to git gud, it ruins the mood and, regardless, will bruise the persons ego which both parties don't like. And it's not the receivers fault if they aren't deriving pleasure, either, but they can do what you said to remedy it. But when you're extremely horny and then you have to give them a crash-course in sex, it's damn frustrating. So I can understand being annoyed and impatient.
User avatar #40 - juiceboxninja (05/22/2014) [-]
I get what you're saying. Heat of the moment and all, don't want to spend the time giving instructions.
But from the way it was written, I get the feeling that it wasn't the first time they were together. Which means she was leading them on for who knows how long into believing that they were doing good.
That's the part that kills me, not her reaction(which would have been almost completely understandable the first time) but the sense that she's been building up the idea to her partner that they are good just to turn around and say 'just kidding, you suck.
User avatar #41 - wallbuilder (05/22/2014) [-]
Ye, fuk dat.
#6 - That girlfriend one, Jesus Christ. There are two possibili…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Firstworldproblems comp +93
User avatar #58 - xxbandwagonxx (05/22/2014) [-]
As others have said probably a chick since "katie" and in that case shes giving bad head.
As for her just saying "you suck", yeah that's a mood killer. My preference would be that as a partner you suggest trying something different, it comes off as positive rather than negative.
User avatar #32 - wallbuilder (05/22/2014) [-]
They don't want to make the person feel bad.
User avatar #35 - juiceboxninja (05/22/2014) [-]
If I'm shit at something, I want people to tell me I'm shit at something.
There's a couple ways to do this. You can either be
A) confrontational: 'You're shit, get better', which doesn't help a lot.
or B) helpful: 'Oh, you're kind of struggling with X, maybe you should Y?'.
I get that they don't want to bruise the person's ego, but getting angry at them for something that is essentially their fault is stupid.
User avatar #39 - wallbuilder (05/22/2014) [-]
Sex is a lot better if you don't have to tell them to git gud, it ruins the mood and, regardless, will bruise the persons ego which both parties don't like. And it's not the receivers fault if they aren't deriving pleasure, either, but they can do what you said to remedy it. But when you're extremely horny and then you have to give them a crash-course in sex, it's damn frustrating. So I can understand being annoyed and impatient.
User avatar #40 - juiceboxninja (05/22/2014) [-]
I get what you're saying. Heat of the moment and all, don't want to spend the time giving instructions.
But from the way it was written, I get the feeling that it wasn't the first time they were together. Which means she was leading them on for who knows how long into believing that they were doing good.
That's the part that kills me, not her reaction(which would have been almost completely understandable the first time) but the sense that she's been building up the idea to her partner that they are good just to turn around and say 'just kidding, you suck.
User avatar #41 - wallbuilder (05/22/2014) [-]
Ye, fuk dat.
#20 - xxxfurrytacoxxx (05/22/2014) [-]
Psst. It might have been fake
#14 - devout feminist (05/22/2014) [-]
"Posted by Katie"
Chances are this never happend.
#27 - devout feminist (05/22/2014) [-]
Or lesbians this is 2014 you know
#42 - rollfourexplain (05/22/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 6,038**

But it's still the internet.
User avatar #12 - timmity (05/22/2014) [-]
also it was lesbian
User avatar #11 - leglesslegolegolas (05/22/2014) [-]
Unfortunately that's logical for most people
#14 - The older series is definitely meant for a young audience, but… 05/19/2014 on Fandoms Unite +1
#12 - Books: yes, fucking loved them and the new olympians series …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Fandoms Unite +1
User avatar #13 - vicsix (05/19/2014) [-]
I wholly agree. The books were and still are amazing (reading back through, just about to finish Sea of Monsters) albeit a bit childish. The movie, while I kinda enjoy Grover's character, however fucking wrong, is horrendous. It's like it was made by M. Night Shamalamadingdong.
User avatar #14 - juiceboxninja (05/19/2014) [-]
The older series is definitely meant for a young audience, but nostalgia and good writing keep it on my list of favorite books. (Rick Riordan's sense of humor in them is fantastic)
The biggest problem for the movies, I thought, was that they try to go half and half on how closely they follow the books.
They keep some things but ditch others (for seemingly no reason, besides how cool it looks on film i.e. monster fights - awesome but without buildup or plot connection make the whole film weaker), and without all the glue that the books uses to hold it together, the whole thing falls the fuck apart.
#323 - You better watch your fucking back, m8. 05/13/2014 on Comic 0
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User avatar #1 - zameckis (10/29/2012) [-]
greetings
User avatar #2 to #1 - juiceboxninja (10/29/2012) [-]
fair tidings to you as well, good sir.
User avatar #3 to #2 - zameckis (10/29/2012) [-]
how do you do on this fair day, sir juiceboxninja?
User avatar #4 to #3 - juiceboxninja (10/29/2012) [-]
I'm on my computer, that is all i need.
so more or less good.
and you my good fellow?
User avatar #5 to #4 - zameckis (10/29/2012) [-]
nothing major happened, so i decide to lurk around, with a hope to find some joy on internet

and it happen that i find you sir, are quite interedasting
do tell, what's your interest
User avatar #6 to #5 - juiceboxninja (10/29/2012) [-]
The internet and video games.
I live a mostly solitary but quite happy life.
User avatar #7 to #6 - zameckis (10/29/2012) [-]
may luck always by yourside then

something pop up, i must go for awhile, i will visit you again later
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