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#130 - Suspects a woman wrote this Author's name is Janine …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2012 on A woman wrote this +11
User avatar #148 - zombisexual (09/03/2012) [-]
Thank you, they call me the Sherlock Holmes of my generation.

(usually Author name is at very top of article, not a paragraph in. My bad)
#151 - juckinfunk (09/03/2012) [-]
Lol. At least you have a sense of humor. I actually didn't mind your remark. It wasn't until i read further down in the comments and people were saying it had to be a woman and what not and I was thinking "No shit. Her name is Janine." I only directed it to you for comedic purposes. Promise there was nothing personal in it. Lol.
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#135 - papapwn (09/03/2012) [-]
The author's name is Korin.
#139 - juckinfunk (09/03/2012) [-]
From the book "You Can't Lie to Me." By Janine Driver
#44 - **juckinfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #143 a… 09/03/2012 on when I'm Skyping my parents +2
#408 - -fan-one-kind-galaxy-iii-223843024.html?.b=entertai… 09/02/2012 on Good Guy Samsung 0
#8 - So true 08/31/2012 on Online reviews +40
#30 - This is old. Good God 08/31/2012 on SouljaBoy +1
#99 - True. But then we go back to the original argument. Why would …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2012 on The devil 0
#113 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
God is infinite consciousness being filtered through our limited minds.
That is why all EUREKA! moments come from a state of complete silence and self reflection and when you're not thinking. That idea and infinite information and possibility comes from the void. That void is ultimate consciousness. God only knows we're here because he is us, looking at the world through our eyes forgetting that he was once a masterful infinite consciousness but chose to live the life of every mortal and immortal creature in the universe in order to actually have an experiences with his creation. What you are not, is your thoughts. Your thoughts are your brain, that voice in your head? it's your brain. None of that inner dialouge is actually YOU.
#107 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
WE ARE GOD YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF THAT QUESTION
User avatar #112 - lolollo (08/30/2012) [-]
We're not omnipotent/omniscient like God would be, so no, we're not "asking ourselves" that question, we're asking why an omnipotent/omniscient God this question.
#115 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
read comment #113
Everyone should know that all religions are fuckin metaphors. None of that shit literally happened the way it was said you idiots.
User avatar #123 - lolollo (08/30/2012) [-]
Oh I get it. You have your own idea about how the universe works with respect to religion and think it's superior to everyone else's.

Join the club.
#93 - And if he was more powerful than God. Why not just come get us… 08/30/2012 on The devil 0
#87 - Wow, we're getting deep here. But since God is all knowing. Th… 08/30/2012 on The devil 0
#79 - True. But why would God allow his creations to be lied to a mi…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/30/2012 on The devil 0
#96 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
Because god can do whatever he wants. and since we are god then you're just asking yourself, "why would I commit sin"
We are in his image, translation "We are one with everything/god"
As an all powerful being like we all are, we can choose to disobey the natural order of creation and cause destruction if we want to.
#99 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
True. But then we go back to the original argument. Why would God not stop Satan if God can do whatever he wants?
#113 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
God is infinite consciousness being filtered through our limited minds.
That is why all EUREKA! moments come from a state of complete silence and self reflection and when you're not thinking. That idea and infinite information and possibility comes from the void. That void is ultimate consciousness. God only knows we're here because he is us, looking at the world through our eyes forgetting that he was once a masterful infinite consciousness but chose to live the life of every mortal and immortal creature in the universe in order to actually have an experiences with his creation. What you are not, is your thoughts. Your thoughts are your brain, that voice in your head? it's your brain. None of that inner dialouge is actually YOU.
#107 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
WE ARE GOD YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF THAT QUESTION
User avatar #112 - lolollo (08/30/2012) [-]
We're not omnipotent/omniscient like God would be, so no, we're not "asking ourselves" that question, we're asking why an omnipotent/omniscient God this question.
#115 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
read comment #113
Everyone should know that all religions are fuckin metaphors. None of that shit literally happened the way it was said you idiots.
User avatar #123 - lolollo (08/30/2012) [-]
Oh I get it. You have your own idea about how the universe works with respect to religion and think it's superior to everyone else's.

Join the club.
#82 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
He allowed Adam and Eve to be misled in the Garden of Eden which lead to our mortality. Being omniscient, he knew Eve would eat form the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Being omnipotent, he did not stop it when he could have. Meaning, if he was real, he would have wanted it to happen.
#87 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
Wow, we're getting deep here. But since God is all knowing. That means Jesus had to be part of his plans from the get go. Jesus' whole purpose was to die for our sins. If there is no sins. Then what is the purpose of Jesus? Sin existed before mankind. Apparently even the Angels sinned. But Jesus stated you can't destroy an Angel. So how must we eliminate sin? So that means God created a race that could die. We had to first sin in order for Jesus to have meaning. So God allows Adam and Eve to be mislead to create a world of sin so he could send his son to die for our sins and grant us humans hope after we die. So I guess that means the meaning of life is basically to die then?

Wow this is so much deeper than I wanted to go.
User avatar #84 - darkjustifier (08/30/2012) [-]
Nice argument skills
#75 - Lol. Me either. 08/30/2012 on The devil 0
#72 - But once again, hell is supposed to be suffering. Why not just…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2012 on The devil +2
#91 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
only sinners can go to hell
#100 - thesheet (08/30/2012) [-]
New International Version (©1984)
for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God
Romans 3:23
#93 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
And if he was more powerful than God. Why not just come get us without hoping we sin?
User avatar #73 - deaditink (08/30/2012) [-]
But hell can only make us suffer externally, he wants us to hurt from the inside out. And i cant answer that last question, im no philosopher xD
#75 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
Lol. Me either.
#62 - Holy **** . We're getting way too deep! Lol. So th…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/30/2012 on The devil +2
User avatar #220 - Balder (08/30/2012) [-]
If you are all powerfull, taking stuff is easy. Making people believe its not taken in the first place is more fun.
User avatar #68 - deaditink (08/30/2012) [-]
He wants us to suffer and what will make people suffer more than living on earth with all the corruption? And us getting attached to family members only to have them die and for us to believe in heaven but end up in hell
#72 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
But once again, hell is supposed to be suffering. Why not just take us right away for all eternity? There is still a heaven apparently cuz there is a God if there is a devil. So if he let's us be. Then there is still a chance he won't get our soul. If he is more powerful than God. Why take the chance?
#91 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
only sinners can go to hell
#100 - thesheet (08/30/2012) [-]
New International Version (©1984)
for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God
Romans 3:23
#93 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
And if he was more powerful than God. Why not just come get us without hoping we sin?
User avatar #73 - deaditink (08/30/2012) [-]
But hell can only make us suffer externally, he wants us to hurt from the inside out. And i cant answer that last question, im no philosopher xD
#75 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
Lol. Me either.
#57 - But wait, if this was true. Then you would have to acknowledge…  [+] (23 new replies) 08/30/2012 on The devil +1
User avatar #78 - pepemex (08/30/2012) [-]
What makes you think God would stop this? He gave us free will and intelligence to choose.
#79 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
True. But why would God allow his creations to be lied to a mislead like this?
#96 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
Because god can do whatever he wants. and since we are god then you're just asking yourself, "why would I commit sin"
We are in his image, translation "We are one with everything/god"
As an all powerful being like we all are, we can choose to disobey the natural order of creation and cause destruction if we want to.
#99 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
True. But then we go back to the original argument. Why would God not stop Satan if God can do whatever he wants?
#113 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
God is infinite consciousness being filtered through our limited minds.
That is why all EUREKA! moments come from a state of complete silence and self reflection and when you're not thinking. That idea and infinite information and possibility comes from the void. That void is ultimate consciousness. God only knows we're here because he is us, looking at the world through our eyes forgetting that he was once a masterful infinite consciousness but chose to live the life of every mortal and immortal creature in the universe in order to actually have an experiences with his creation. What you are not, is your thoughts. Your thoughts are your brain, that voice in your head? it's your brain. None of that inner dialouge is actually YOU.
#107 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
WE ARE GOD YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF THAT QUESTION
User avatar #112 - lolollo (08/30/2012) [-]
We're not omnipotent/omniscient like God would be, so no, we're not "asking ourselves" that question, we're asking why an omnipotent/omniscient God this question.
#115 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
read comment #113
Everyone should know that all religions are fuckin metaphors. None of that shit literally happened the way it was said you idiots.
User avatar #123 - lolollo (08/30/2012) [-]
Oh I get it. You have your own idea about how the universe works with respect to religion and think it's superior to everyone else's.

Join the club.
#82 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
He allowed Adam and Eve to be misled in the Garden of Eden which lead to our mortality. Being omniscient, he knew Eve would eat form the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Being omnipotent, he did not stop it when he could have. Meaning, if he was real, he would have wanted it to happen.
#87 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
Wow, we're getting deep here. But since God is all knowing. That means Jesus had to be part of his plans from the get go. Jesus' whole purpose was to die for our sins. If there is no sins. Then what is the purpose of Jesus? Sin existed before mankind. Apparently even the Angels sinned. But Jesus stated you can't destroy an Angel. So how must we eliminate sin? So that means God created a race that could die. We had to first sin in order for Jesus to have meaning. So God allows Adam and Eve to be mislead to create a world of sin so he could send his son to die for our sins and grant us humans hope after we die. So I guess that means the meaning of life is basically to die then?

Wow this is so much deeper than I wanted to go.
User avatar #84 - darkjustifier (08/30/2012) [-]
Nice argument skills
User avatar #59 - Balder (08/30/2012) [-]
What makes you think that God is all powerfull and more powerfull than the devil? Because people say so? Because it says so in a book? Who wrote that book? Who told the stories that were passed down through generations to make that book? If the Devil told those stories, and the devil wrote that book, wouldnt it be a good idea to appear weakar than his "good" counterpart to lower everyones guard?
#132 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
Why the fuck do people think actual gods are fighting in the heavens?
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
I don't think god is ridiculous, just the idea that god would fight anything. He's pure love and the universe just doesn't work that way. It's all a metaphor the chaotic universe, but yaknow just like child-birth there is great pain before a a child can be born. Chaos and destruction are the sparks for creativity and it all works in a beautiful array of random organization. Everything is conscious.
#62 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
Holy fuck. We're getting way too deep! Lol. So then, the devil has made God seem all powerful so you feel safe. But in reality the devil is all powerful and God is weaker. But then what's the point of all this? If the devil did all that and was all powerful? Why give us the option? Why not just take us all anyway since he's more poweful?
User avatar #220 - Balder (08/30/2012) [-]
If you are all powerfull, taking stuff is easy. Making people believe its not taken in the first place is more fun.
User avatar #68 - deaditink (08/30/2012) [-]
He wants us to suffer and what will make people suffer more than living on earth with all the corruption? And us getting attached to family members only to have them die and for us to believe in heaven but end up in hell
#72 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
But once again, hell is supposed to be suffering. Why not just take us right away for all eternity? There is still a heaven apparently cuz there is a God if there is a devil. So if he let's us be. Then there is still a chance he won't get our soul. If he is more powerful than God. Why take the chance?
#91 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
only sinners can go to hell
#100 - thesheet (08/30/2012) [-]
New International Version (©1984)
for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God
Romans 3:23
#93 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
And if he was more powerful than God. Why not just come get us without hoping we sin?
User avatar #73 - deaditink (08/30/2012) [-]
But hell can only make us suffer externally, he wants us to hurt from the inside out. And i cant answer that last question, im no philosopher xD
#75 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
Lol. Me either.
#110 - I don't think people understood what I was saying. I love repo… 08/30/2012 on Ice Cream 0
#61 - If you didn't make it. Then it's a repost. Whether it's been p…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2012 on Ice Cream -7
#74 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
but i think he meant he isnt sure if it has been reposted on here before, because i dont really give shit if he got it from somewhere else, i come here to laugh at things, if i really wanted to trawl through multiple websites to find funny things then i would
#110 - juckinfunk (08/30/2012) [-]
I don't think people understood what I was saying. I love repost. I'm lazy and don't want to go to different sites to find stuff. I just hate the innocent game everyone is playing on here by saying "don't know if repost or not."
#513 - Ahh gotcha. Yeah. I don't mind when people say they don't beli… 08/29/2012 on Assassination +2
#505 - There are many non christian sources that wrote about jesus. N…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Assassination +3
User avatar #509 - lolfire (08/29/2012) [-]
Well excluding Josephus and The Talmud (Both religious writers)
There is Pliny, Lucian and Tacitus, all who just mention a teacher and the disciples following him.
I do not doubt the existence of a teacher who led people against the Romans, for that is an indisputable fact, however the Jesus of the bible is the problem I have.
I just simply do not believe the stories that were told about him, because with all great leaders, the followers embellish their past.
#513 - juckinfunk (08/29/2012) [-]
Ahh gotcha. Yeah. I don't mind when people say they don't believe in the Jesus of the Bible. That is their judgment and I have no place to judge and tell otherwise. Personally I do believe. But when people say he never existed. I have issues with that because that is just ignorance. I thought you were saying he never existed end of story. Sorry about that.
#496 - He was mentioned in many more sources than 4. I can name off a…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Assassination +2
User avatar #502 - lolfire (08/29/2012) [-]
Sorry I meant Non-religious sources
Not scripture writing, just purely historical writings of the times.
Because the bible is just a collaboration of religious texts from the time.
#505 - juckinfunk (08/29/2012) [-]
There are many non christian sources that wrote about jesus. Not just four. That's what I was saying. Most of these outside sources were non-believers. Like I said, I can name them off if you'd like.
User avatar #509 - lolfire (08/29/2012) [-]
Well excluding Josephus and The Talmud (Both religious writers)
There is Pliny, Lucian and Tacitus, all who just mention a teacher and the disciples following him.
I do not doubt the existence of a teacher who led people against the Romans, for that is an indisputable fact, however the Jesus of the bible is the problem I have.
I just simply do not believe the stories that were told about him, because with all great leaders, the followers embellish their past.
#513 - juckinfunk (08/29/2012) [-]
Ahh gotcha. Yeah. I don't mind when people say they don't believe in the Jesus of the Bible. That is their judgment and I have no place to judge and tell otherwise. Personally I do believe. But when people say he never existed. I have issues with that because that is just ignorance. I thought you were saying he never existed end of story. Sorry about that.
#96 - So they caged one ****** grave?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Zombie Cage +10
User avatar #133 - freight (08/29/2012) [-]
the cage is there to prevant grave robbers, the daed person was probably wealthy and was buried with valuables
#119 - tornadoofanger (08/29/2012) [-]
No you retard, there were probably a couple thousand but they have been destroyed by bulldozers making houses and shit. This one was probably the only one left and so it is a monument.
User avatar #122 - coolfuzzy (08/29/2012) [-]
retard was a bit harsh.
#125 - tornadoofanger (08/29/2012) [-]
No, saying "No you fucking stupid dumbshit" is harsh
User avatar #127 - coolfuzzy (08/29/2012) [-]
hahaha well yes that would be harsh but retard still has a bit of a sting to it considering he was only making a lighthearted joke.
User avatar #100 - PenguinArmy (08/29/2012) [-]
dying have always been expensive, i guess
#15 - Once again, the term "troll" seems to be thrown arou… 08/27/2012 on Xbox Troll Dad 0
#36 - Always answer with another question. I would go with a, "… 08/27/2012 on Wife +1
#96 - Repost! Saw a two year old draw this once. 08/27/2012 on Oc +3
#54 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2012 on what alcohol says to me +3
#64 - nevrit (08/25/2012) [-]
Omg... Teeth
#118 - volcarona (08/25/2012) [-]
#72 - Broke something else too if you catch my drift.. ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2012 on Beating the Friendzone +1
User avatar #73 - acrookednose (08/23/2012) [-]
Two in one \m/
Double kill?
#221 - I think the word troll is starting to lose it's meaning since … 08/22/2012 on How to troll hotel room... 0

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User avatar #37 - jxj (07/20/2012) [-]
Yeah..........you live in tulsa long enough it's not that great......
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#36 to #35 - juckinfunk (09/14/2011) [-]
Then do it! Lol
User avatar #33 - michaeldemoin (08/18/2011) [-]
hey why dont you have a profile picture youve been on here since may and your level 21 i would suggest asking himmelblau to make you one thats where i got mine looks just like me and i dont remeber who animated it for me but yeah i got someone to make mine flash thats probably why my comments are doing so well my flashy picture attracts attention
#34 to #33 - juckinfunk (08/18/2011) [-]
hrmmm. I'll have to consider. I'm one of those front page guys who doesn't like attention if that makes sense. Lol.
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#23 to #22 - juckinfunk (07/20/2011) [-]
No. It's going terrible!
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#25 to #24 - juckinfunk (07/20/2011) [-]
I don't have the dvd. All I have is the blue ray. My computer don't play blue-ray so I can't get the screen shots now. Tryin to figure out what Ima do
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#27 to #26 - juckinfunk (07/21/2011) [-]
Not yet man. This sucks. I should be done with this thing. I gotta find the dvd somewhere. I've looked online and can't find something to download and my walmart sucks. I hate living in a small town. Lol
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#29 to #28 - juckinfunk (07/21/2011) [-]
what state you from? Lol. Yeah, I'm sure it might say on your profile but I'm too lazy to look. Lol
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#31 to #30 - juckinfunk (07/21/2011) [-]
Sweet. From oklahoma here (assuming you're too lazy to look at my profile) Lol
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#15 to #14 - juckinfunk (07/13/2011) [-]
You really think so?
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#17 to #16 - juckinfunk (07/13/2011) [-]
Thanks man. I'll make more right away
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#19 to #18 - juckinfunk (07/13/2011) [-]
Yes.
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#8 to #7 - juckinfunk (07/11/2011) [-]
Just turned it in saturday. No long emplyed there. Lol. Just haven't had the time to type out the whole thing to ya. Lol
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#10 to #9 - juckinfunk (07/11/2011) [-]
Not a problem man. I was busy all day and I'm hittin the Casino in about 10 minutes. So if I'm not too worn out tonight when I get home, I'll type it up for ya
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#12 to #11 - juckinfunk (07/11/2011) [-]
Hey, check out my new content man, if you find it funny, spread it around to your friends and followers if you don't mind. If you don't find it funny, thumb me down. haha
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#6 - omegasoul ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
I TRYED TO MAKE YOU A AVATAR
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#2 to #1 - juckinfunk (07/09/2011) [-]
Yes. Still workin on it. Not sure it the billy joel idea is gonna work since of the small amount of time I have. But I have a back up letter waiting and ready just in case. Lol
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#4 to #3 - juckinfunk (07/09/2011) [-]
Yes. As soon as I get it finished. I'll send you the final version to your inbox
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