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juciefruit

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:2/17/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#10613
Highest Content Rank:#17966
Highest Comment Rank:#3530
Content Thumbs: 18 total,  106 ,  88
Comment Thumbs: 3960 total,  5003 ,  1043
Content Level Progress: 38.98% (23/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (10/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:10959
Times Content Favorited:10 times
Total Comments Made:1253
FJ Points:4031

latest user's comments

#37 - I still have it. Ultra-V was one of the best. 04/10/2014 on Rematch +1
#8 - Now how many times do you think it took him before he cut it?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on A Samurai Cut A BB Bullet 0
#9 - anonexplains (04/07/2014) [-]
Probably not more than 100 times, I bet he normally has pretty insane reflexes.
#25 - I don't really trust those metal inner-locking teeth well enough. 04/06/2014 on I wonder if I should get these +1
#87 - His lightsaber looks like a silver dildo. 03/30/2014 on Darth Nihilus 0
#51 - Just go to google images and type in Amanda Cerny nude. There'…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2014 on He's watching you... 0
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#3 - Her name is Amanda Cerny, she has nudes.  [+] (32 new replies) 03/29/2014 on He's watching you... +174
#73 - kexio (03/30/2014) [-]
#66 - blubblub (03/30/2014) [-]
#57 - anonexplains (03/30/2014) [-]
She posts unfunny pictures with black people, of course she gets naked in front of everyone.
#59 - miiiiiiichael (03/30/2014) [-]
This is originally a vine.
#48 - nyawgga (03/30/2014) [-]
#46 - anonexplains (03/29/2014) [-]
She was on playboy and I was on the floor due to massive fap overload...
#41 - kivanctezoren (03/29/2014) [-]
#40 - sillysparrow (03/29/2014) [-]
ron swanson approves
#38 - curveball (03/29/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk needs more people like you.
#34 - robotgoose (03/29/2014) [-]
#29 - swampwaterjack (03/29/2014) [-]
thank mate
#24 - asmathiel (03/29/2014) [-]
MFW it's true

also, damn, baby got boobs
#23 - vileinsect (03/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 - newkiddo (03/29/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#15 - oldsandwich (03/29/2014) [-]
#8 - praemium (03/29/2014) [-]
Well thanks fellow masturbator. Mind giving links?
User avatar #51 - juciefruit (03/30/2014) [-]
Just go to google images and type in Amanda Cerny nude. There's also a video of her dancing around naked with playboy ears but forgot the site. Can't be that hard to find though shes a playboy playmate I think.
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User avatar #7 - PenguinsOfMars (03/29/2014) [-]
I would hope so, she's a playmate lol
User avatar #4 - hyperpyrexia (03/29/2014) [-]
can't find any nudes. Where they at, bro?
User avatar #5 - adunsaveme (03/29/2014) [-]
1. go to google images
2. search 'amanda cerny nude'

Which part of this did you fail to complete?
User avatar #18 - transformnerd (03/29/2014) [-]
DIRECTIONS UNCLEAR, I ACCIDENTALLY WENT TO THE FUTURE AND CAUSED WORLD WAR III! I also got my dick caught in the time machine.
User avatar #9 - rollinggolem (03/29/2014) [-]
Can't you just google it for me...
User avatar #11 - rollinggolem (03/29/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolls 29**
User avatar #32 - nibbero (03/29/2014) [-]
bacon
#35 - rollinggolem (03/29/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolled image**
mfw bacon
#37 - nibbero (03/29/2014) [-]
mfw bacon
#39 - rollinggolem (03/29/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolled comment #1996 ** :
Ray William Johnson doppelganger?
#6 - nuclearderp (03/29/2014) [-]
Nice.
#7 - Destroy all humans man, that game was so ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Furon Comp Part 1 +3
User avatar #8 - solarisofcelestia (03/25/2014) [-]
Good times.
#1655 - And now all of these women have hundreds of new friend request… 03/24/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ +1
#31 - I have a secret hate for people when they meow at their cats a…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on remember her? +1
#67 - anonexplains (03/14/2014) [-]
For some reason, I am able to give you unlimited thumbs in either direction.
#45 - khemyst (03/14/2014) [-]
screw you, dude. what if super-intelligent aliens didn't meow back at our planet?

it's alive, and it's trying to get your attention.
#37 - draaaaiven (03/14/2014) [-]
I meow at cats when I'm high and walking home. Not because I want to talk to them I just find it funny if they meow back.
#20 - Punch him in the face, he doesn't look like he can move his ar… 03/10/2014 on Gigga Nigga 0
#16 - What it's like to have kids? 03/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
#5 - I think she's getting a divorce. 03/03/2014 on Cute Photo +10
#274 - Sure thing but they're in Spanish, that's the only reason I di… 03/02/2014 on Most of these are fact-checked 0
#35 - Man I still got ALL my old Yu-Gi-Oh cards  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Most of these are fact-checked +5
#261 - katung (03/02/2014) [-]
I'll give you twenty bucks for the original Yugi and Kaiba decks.
User avatar #274 - juciefruit (03/02/2014) [-]
Sure thing but they're in Spanish, that's the only reason I didn't open them myself.
User avatar #190 - flomosho (03/02/2014) [-]
c-c-can I have them?
User avatar #62 - misticalz (03/01/2014) [-]
Me too
#6 - Deathstroke is basically a supersolder in the DC universe. Gov…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2014 on ultra violence 0
#8 - nationalanthem (02/28/2014) [-]
yes a master tactician and strategist and as for the healing that might have been a "perk" added later on but i think hes got it.. and like i said Deadpool(hope im not stepping on any toes here) is just a insanely fast healing psycho with guns, 'nades and a katana and without limits while Deathstroke as you say is a supersoldier
User avatar #17 - commontroll (03/01/2014) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of Deadpool, but before he gained his rapid healing and such he was a mercenary who never failed getting his mark, except once because he fell in love with his target's daughter. I think.

So he's crazy, but he's good at getting the job done.
User avatar #12 - dashandsmash (03/01/2014) [-]
Yes but Deadpool being a psycho is the one factor that Deathstroke can't plan for. Deathstroke may be able to use 90% percent of his brain, but how can you have a strategy for someone with no respect for logic? Is it even possible to plan on what a psycho could do?
#27 - Dam, it must suck not being a Rogue. 02/27/2014 on Better than you +3
#86 - Picture 02/21/2014 on The Stoic Orc Saga +2
#186 - I haven't read the books, but the thing I hated about The Hobb…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Sir Feels +5
#238 - anonexplains (02/16/2014) [-]
Well, Hobit is a story for children, as I heard. So if the film is having most material from the Hobit, it's okay to be more "childish". I also liked the fight scenes in Lotr more, but Hobit fight scenes are more funny, have more "gags" in them. Hobit is more about action and effects I think.
I don't think that generaly said Lotr is better, thing is, that Hobit is just different and that may be a thing that's annoying us. If you look at Hobit with a neutral view, it's pretty cool and wonderfull.
#192 - superduperpuper (02/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, read the book. They use close to no CGI there.
#51 - Yea we'd do that. <not the moon but still 02/13/2014 on At least Nasa would get its... +15
#211 - Number 12 is wrong He blinks in this scene 01/28/2014 on Random Facts +3
#14 - King of The Hill was a show I didn't fully appreciate when I w… 01/28/2014 on Hank Hill +38
#5 - Hank Hill was ahead of his time.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on Introspection 0
User avatar #20 - maternation (01/27/2014) [-]
the original hat was a flat cap, if you weren't aware.
#3 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2014 on International Stereotypes +81
User avatar #5 - rainbowisbestpone (01/19/2014) [-]
his belly is sad man
User avatar #70 - derkarus (01/19/2014) [-]
If you look at it upside down it's an angry man.
User avatar #51 - mrpootkins (01/19/2014) [-]
he is a sad man.
#67 - >Be me 7th grade >Only white kid where I live &g… 01/19/2014 on The Juan who did it +5
#229 - Very few rich people get rich by being honest and good. I woul… 01/15/2014 on Woke up today and saw on... 0

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#3 - lolmike (06/11/2012) [-]
hey man
User avatar #4 to #3 - juciefruit ONLINE (06/11/2012) [-]
hey
#5 to #4 - lolmike (06/11/2012) [-]
wanna know something?
User avatar #6 to #5 - juciefruit ONLINE (06/11/2012) [-]
wut
User avatar #8 to #7 - juciefruit ONLINE (06/11/2012) [-]
i try
User avatar #2 - munzaak (07/26/2011) [-]
lool i didnt know u had funnyjunk, when i saw ur comment i love daft punk, i thought it was u
User avatar #1 - munzaak (07/25/2011) [-]
is it kamahl?
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