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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/19/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#74 - Picture 05/17/2013 on Fucking Joker ass Pokemon +5
#169 - i love messing things up 05/17/2013 on Fabulous Dog Is Fabulous. +5
#352 - P.S. mfw 05/10/2013 on Holy crap wowow -8
#351 - HOW THE HELL CAN YOU SPIN THAT FAST AND KNOW WHERE YOU'RE KI…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on Holy crap wowow +1
#352 - juanbalcknwhite (05/10/2013) [-]
P.S. mfw
#184 - we came to take your jobs, now you all don't have anymore jobs… 05/06/2013 on Mexicans +1
#126 - why don't you just get both?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on DOOTY 0
User avatar #153 - nortledrones (05/03/2013) [-]
Since I'm not Bill gates.
#168 - my baby sister jammed 2 discs into my first gen PS3 2 years ag… 04/27/2013 on Goodnight sweet prince 0
#162 - >:) 04/27/2013 on Goodnight sweet prince 0
#137 - there is a war going on, young man. a console war. don't be a …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Goodnight sweet prince +1
User avatar #159 - alcoholicsemen (04/27/2013) [-]
I'd play all systems if I had the money, but I am definitely a part of the PS family.
Disowned my 360 cousin
User avatar #162 - juanbalcknwhite (04/27/2013) [-]
>:)
#132 - MFW this will never happen to me because i Playstation.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Goodnight sweet prince -7
User avatar #158 - garymuthafuknoak (04/27/2013) [-]
my playstation ate my disc lololo

I put it in and there was grinding like someones was jackhammering a sidewalk.

PS3 also dies just as easy, except it doesn't have the decency to tell you.
User avatar #168 - juanbalcknwhite (04/27/2013) [-]
my baby sister jammed 2 discs into my first gen PS3 2 years ago and, to this day, still
beasts like the first day i got it.
#146 - makotoitou (04/27/2013) [-]
MFW PS3 and Xbox360 are both capable of bricking but Wii master race Isn't.
User avatar #134 - usernamecannotload (04/27/2013) [-]
Stop making Playstation fans look stupid. Also, learn how to make complete sentences.
User avatar #137 - juanbalcknwhite (04/27/2013) [-]
there is a war going on, young man. a console war. don't be a hippie and ask for peace.
fight for your console or die with the rest.
User avatar #159 - alcoholicsemen (04/27/2013) [-]
I'd play all systems if I had the money, but I am definitely a part of the PS family.
Disowned my 360 cousin
User avatar #162 - juanbalcknwhite (04/27/2013) [-]
>:)
#117 - HAHA OH MAN, THAT WAS SO FUNNY. SOMEBODY STOP MY GUT FROM BURS… 04/23/2013 on Light fountain -1
#194 - this post brought the emo out of everybody! 04/22/2013 on Real Depression Vs. An... 0
#1986 - im blue, da ba dee da ba die 04/07/2013 on 4/6/2013 update 0
#1985 - **juanbalcknwhite rolls 75** they see me rollin  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on 4/6/2013 update 0
User avatar #1986 - juanbalcknwhite (04/07/2013) [-]
im blue, da ba dee da ba die
#116 - i told you not to get in that car with strangers last night. a…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Welcome to Life +1
User avatar #191 - nightgrinder (04/04/2013) [-]
dont worry. ill be safe
User avatar #146 - pleebnutbubber (04/03/2013) [-]
what the fuck am i reading
#153 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
a script for that upcoming action movie never heard of it it's called when tetris attacks dude gotsmashed from fire of the tetris proceeding downward destroying development and leaving wide open gashes in the dude's chest insane shit came out April 1st
#104 - are you okay?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Welcome to Life 0
User avatar #112 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
no. i am under fire from multiple directions. i have taken sufficient damage including two shots to the head and five to the chest.
User avatar #116 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
i told you not to get in that car with strangers last night. anyways, i just wanted to check
up on you and you sound busy, so i guess i'll give you a call later.
User avatar #191 - nightgrinder (04/04/2013) [-]
dont worry. ill be safe
User avatar #146 - pleebnutbubber (04/03/2013) [-]
what the fuck am i reading
#153 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
a script for that upcoming action movie never heard of it it's called when tetris attacks dude gotsmashed from fire of the tetris proceeding downward destroying development and leaving wide open gashes in the dude's chest insane shit came out April 1st
#95 - can you pleas put him on the phone?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Welcome to Life 0
User avatar #97 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
yeah hold on.

"hello?"
User avatar #104 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
are you okay?
User avatar #112 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
no. i am under fire from multiple directions. i have taken sufficient damage including two shots to the head and five to the chest.
User avatar #116 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
i told you not to get in that car with strangers last night. anyways, i just wanted to check
up on you and you sound busy, so i guess i'll give you a call later.
User avatar #191 - nightgrinder (04/04/2013) [-]
dont worry. ill be safe
User avatar #146 - pleebnutbubber (04/03/2013) [-]
what the fuck am i reading
#153 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
a script for that upcoming action movie never heard of it it's called when tetris attacks dude gotsmashed from fire of the tetris proceeding downward destroying development and leaving wide open gashes in the dude's chest insane shit came out April 1st
#92 - IS HE THERE OR NOT!  [+] (9 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Welcome to Life 0
User avatar #93 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
*sighs* yes. he is here.
User avatar #95 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
can you pleas put him on the phone?
User avatar #97 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
yeah hold on.

"hello?"
User avatar #104 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
are you okay?
User avatar #112 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
no. i am under fire from multiple directions. i have taken sufficient damage including two shots to the head and five to the chest.
User avatar #116 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
i told you not to get in that car with strangers last night. anyways, i just wanted to check
up on you and you sound busy, so i guess i'll give you a call later.
User avatar #191 - nightgrinder (04/04/2013) [-]
dont worry. ill be safe
User avatar #146 - pleebnutbubber (04/03/2013) [-]
what the fuck am i reading
#153 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
a script for that upcoming action movie never heard of it it's called when tetris attacks dude gotsmashed from fire of the tetris proceeding downward destroying development and leaving wide open gashes in the dude's chest insane shit came out April 1st
#90 - he didn't give me a last name.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Welcome to Life 0
User avatar #91 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
his last name is nipples
User avatar #92 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
IS HE THERE OR NOT!
User avatar #93 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
*sighs* yes. he is here.
User avatar #95 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
can you pleas put him on the phone?
User avatar #97 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
yeah hold on.

"hello?"
User avatar #104 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
are you okay?
User avatar #112 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
no. i am under fire from multiple directions. i have taken sufficient damage including two shots to the head and five to the chest.
User avatar #116 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
i told you not to get in that car with strangers last night. anyways, i just wanted to check
up on you and you sound busy, so i guess i'll give you a call later.
User avatar #191 - nightgrinder (04/04/2013) [-]
dont worry. ill be safe
User avatar #146 - pleebnutbubber (04/03/2013) [-]
what the fuck am i reading
#153 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
a script for that upcoming action movie never heard of it it's called when tetris attacks dude gotsmashed from fire of the tetris proceeding downward destroying development and leaving wide open gashes in the dude's chest insane shit came out April 1st
#88 - is nightgrinder there?  [+] (13 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Welcome to Life 0
User avatar #89 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
nightgrinder who? O.o
User avatar #90 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
he didn't give me a last name.
User avatar #91 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
his last name is nipples
User avatar #92 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
IS HE THERE OR NOT!
User avatar #93 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
*sighs* yes. he is here.
User avatar #95 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
can you pleas put him on the phone?
User avatar #97 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
yeah hold on.

"hello?"
User avatar #104 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
are you okay?
User avatar #112 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
no. i am under fire from multiple directions. i have taken sufficient damage including two shots to the head and five to the chest.
User avatar #116 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
i told you not to get in that car with strangers last night. anyways, i just wanted to check
up on you and you sound busy, so i guess i'll give you a call later.
User avatar #191 - nightgrinder (04/04/2013) [-]
dont worry. ill be safe
User avatar #146 - pleebnutbubber (04/03/2013) [-]
what the fuck am i reading
#153 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
a script for that upcoming action movie never heard of it it's called when tetris attacks dude gotsmashed from fire of the tetris proceeding downward destroying development and leaving wide open gashes in the dude's chest insane shit came out April 1st
#85 - *RING RING*  [+] (22 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Welcome to Life 0
#129 - dwellmaster (04/03/2013) [-]
#94 - kenwordo (04/03/2013) [-]
#100 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
yes, this is dog.
I understand. I'm on my way
#103 - kenwordo (04/03/2013) [-]
#110 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #96 - princeofbrokensoul (04/03/2013) [-]
a gif?
#118 - kenwordo (04/03/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #86 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
hello?
User avatar #88 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
is nightgrinder there?
User avatar #89 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
nightgrinder who? O.o
User avatar #90 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
he didn't give me a last name.
User avatar #91 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
his last name is nipples
User avatar #92 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
IS HE THERE OR NOT!
User avatar #93 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
*sighs* yes. he is here.
User avatar #95 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
can you pleas put him on the phone?
User avatar #97 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
yeah hold on.

"hello?"
User avatar #104 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
are you okay?
User avatar #112 - nightgrinder (04/03/2013) [-]
no. i am under fire from multiple directions. i have taken sufficient damage including two shots to the head and five to the chest.
User avatar #116 - juanbalcknwhite (04/03/2013) [-]
i told you not to get in that car with strangers last night. anyways, i just wanted to check
up on you and you sound busy, so i guess i'll give you a call later.
User avatar #191 - nightgrinder (04/04/2013) [-]
dont worry. ill be safe
User avatar #146 - pleebnutbubber (04/03/2013) [-]
what the fuck am i reading
#153 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
a script for that upcoming action movie never heard of it it's called when tetris attacks dude gotsmashed from fire of the tetris proceeding downward destroying development and leaving wide open gashes in the dude's chest insane shit came out April 1st
#53 - Picture 03/29/2013 on Da Fuck, Kyle? -2
#100 - Picture 03/26/2013 on How To +7
#123 - only 90's kids know what *69 is.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Only 200's kids will... +2
#151 - anonymous (03/22/2013) [-]
and it's really nothing to be proud of.
#121 - no you don't  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Only 200's kids will... +1
#122 - didgetthegreat (03/22/2013) [-]
You're right.
User avatar #123 - juanbalcknwhite (03/22/2013) [-]
only 90's kids know what *69 is.
#151 - anonymous (03/22/2013) [-]
and it's really nothing to be proud of.
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User avatar #112 - puut ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
The picture from the **** went away... what was your message?
User avatar #113 to #112 - juanbalcknwhite (12/15/2012) [-]
what picture?
User avatar #114 to #113 - puut ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Well actually it was a gif.. of a pink haired girl.
User avatar #115 to #114 - juanbalcknwhite (12/15/2012) [-]
the title said "i'd kill for sauce"

i wrote a comment saying "i got sauce. go kill somebody for me"

somebody replied "who do you want me to kill my lord"

i replied "me"

and that was that. i never really had sauce.
User avatar #116 to #115 - puut ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
*sigh* What a paradox.
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User avatar #111 to #110 - juanbalcknwhite (10/19/2012) [-]
which ones do you want?
User avatar #102 - dalemc (08/25/2012) [-]
You want DJ screw?
User avatar #103 to #102 - juanbalcknwhite (08/25/2012) [-]
YES!!! can i trade points for it or do i need to trade an item?
User avatar #104 to #103 - dalemc (08/25/2012) [-]
You can trade for points man, Add me and look at my items, I have alot of doubles of the rappers if you wanna buy them.
User avatar #105 to #104 - juanbalcknwhite (08/25/2012) [-]
i want DJ Screw and Big Moe!!!
User avatar #106 to #105 - dalemc (08/25/2012) [-]
Cool just send another request man.
User avatar #107 to #106 - juanbalcknwhite (08/25/2012) [-]
if you ever come across a Fat Pat, i don't know if it exists, will you be willing to let me have it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - dalemc (08/25/2012) [-]
Yeah man I will, I got big pun, Big L dirty ol bastard,nate dogg, buffy and tupac.
User avatar #109 to #108 - juanbalcknwhite (08/25/2012) [-]
i only care about Houston rappers though.
User avatar #100 - beastpwnrlol (05/06/2012) [-]
why is your name in light blue?
User avatar #101 to #103 - juanbalcknwhite (05/06/2012) [-]
because my account was made before 2011. go into your inbox. there should be a message from funnyjunk that says it. subject: new shortcut and blue usernames
User avatar #94 - gerikhero (09/17/2011) [-]
**gerikhero rolled user Mii **

You have been murdered.
Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive.

Until you do you will be butt raped by your angry ancestors in hell
User avatar #95 to #96 - juanbalcknwhite (09/17/2011) [-]
you are ******* retarded!
User avatar #96 to #97 - gerikhero (09/17/2011) [-]
sorry for the trouble v.v
User avatar #97 to #98 - juanbalcknwhite (09/17/2011) [-]
im sorry too. im just hate stupid **** like that.
User avatar #98 to #99 - gerikhero (09/17/2011) [-]
Anyway it's my fault and you have the right to be angry. Have a good day.
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User avatar #92 to #93 - juanbalcknwhite (08/16/2011) [-]
i never intended on helping people. i was on a mission, and helping people was a *bonus*
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#87 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
Enjoy your incoming ban.
User avatar #85 - lloydminster (08/09/2011) [-]
no offence or anything but your comps kinda suck
User avatar #86 to #86 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
i know they do.
User avatar #83 - Cutles (08/09/2011) [-]
i agree with some to most things on it but all girls are different and they will all work for different girls so they are true and i do like reading them so keep them coming and i like all the people that get mad over these like chill out
User avatar #84 to #84 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
appreciate the love.
#82 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
So you start out srs about these. And then you say you were just llortin'.

.... Not sure if srs.
User avatar #79 - Just Another Guy (08/09/2011) [-]
Hahaha congrats on all the haters you picked up ;) I think it's pretty funny how people get annoyed so much about pictures >.<
User avatar #80 to #80 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
thanks bro. haters are your motivators.
User avatar #74 - OpticalIllusion ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
Please.
Shut.
The.
**** .
Up.
With.
The.
Stupid.
Advice.
Posts.

They are all a bunch of bs. And you know it.
Now **** off.

Have a ****** day.
User avatar #76 to #75 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
stupid people need to read more. i know they are ******** . that was the point.
User avatar #77 to #77 - OpticalIllusion ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
Touche.
User avatar #73 - dovahkiiin (08/09/2011) [-]
Seriously the tips are ******** cause they don't belong on this site and they're leaving the illusion that every women is the same, I also think it's ******** that most of the people that are standing up for you are anonymous, meaning its actually you standing up for yourself anonymously because you're a insecure coward.
User avatar #75 to #74 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
believe me when i say i'm not standing up for myself by going anonymous. i'm going to be honest, i have gotten so many private messages asking for help with girls and relationships. think about it. if people want to tell me that they are good tips, don't you think they would rather go anonymous so they don't get made fun of? do i believe in these tips? yes. do i think it's all ******** ? yes. at the end of the day, i wasn't trying to help people out. i just wanted to prove the point that funyjunnkers like ******** , and that's what i gave them. helping other people was just a *bonus*
#64 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
**** off
User avatar #59 - ChickenChaser (08/09/2011) [-]
I appreciate your posts...thank you...a lot...
#58 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
so after reading these stupid ******* comments ive realized that the people who dislike this guys content are all males and those who like it are mostly females or smart males.....think that about sums it up. you douchebags really dont understand that being nice and being a little bitch are very different. i think that his advice is actually very good and almost always right on the nose. so who gives a **** if he is 18? obviously he knows more than u dickheads. as a girl i would like to say that if he listens to his own advice then he wont be forever alone thanks very much. also when the hell do people actually post funny **** on here anymore? its all just stupid pony **** at least this guy has some intelligence. and it could a lot of the forever alones on this site so STFU! the long comment was needed so sort out all ur dumbass comments. thanks very much
User avatar #63 to #59 - smurflicious (08/09/2011) [-]
You do realize that all of these "girl tip" things were just found on the internet and were written by some thirteen year old girl?
If a guy has to follow tips off the internet on how to treat a girl right, he shouldn't even have a girlfriend in the first place. Besides, EVERY girl is different and those tips count for maybe 15% of the female population.
This guy doesn't have intelligence. He just has time on his hands and he is spending that time on funnyjunk, mocking everyone.
You know, you really should go out with this guy though. He's a little bitch, and you're a little prick. What a perfect match.
User avatar #72 to #64 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
you are absolutely right.
User avatar #56 - smurflicious (08/09/2011) [-]
You are such a tool.
User avatar #57 to #57 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
i was proving a point with those posts. im not a tool of anybody.
User avatar #55 - diruslupis (08/09/2011) [-]
Well done on the front page and all but I honestly don't like your "advice posts" for 2 reasons.
1.Women don't have guides.
2.Judging by the amount of thumbs you've gotten I can tell tell that some poor kid's gonna mess stuff up with a girl and blame you. This will probably make a good few "back to the kitchen posts on fj"
User avatar #44 - EpicFacePalm (08/09/2011) [-]
Keep the advice coming. It's actually brilliant, and this site isn't funny anyway, so what the hell, you know?
User avatar #47 to #45 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
part 005 was the last.
User avatar #49 to #48 - EpicFacePalm (08/09/2011) [-]
I only read up to 003. Some are ******** , but a lot are true.
User avatar #50 to #50 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
depends on the girl. this is based on insecure girls, so if she isnt insecure, just scratch off the ones that dont apply.
User avatar #51 to #51 - EpicFacePalm (08/09/2011) [-]
Well there's no magic solution to finding a girl. But as basic guidelines they are pretty good.
User avatar #52 to #52 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
thaks bro.
#42 - ClutchMojo (08/09/2011) [-]
Dude, you have got to stop posting that crap. I don't who all these morons who thumbed it up are, but you're the enabler. This is a place for funny pictures, not pussy girl advice. I'm not gonna insult you for the quality of your advice but this is definitely not the place for **** like that.
User avatar #43 to #43 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
i respect what you said about you not going to insult me. i dont like this **** either, but i just did it to prove a point. that funnyjunkers like ******** , and that's what i gave them. i get pissed when **** like that gets on front page too. like i said, i just wanted to prove a point.
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