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juanbalcknwhite

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/19/2010
Last Login:3/29/2015
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Comment Ranking:#12452
Highest Content Rank:#277
Highest Comment Rank:#2441
Content Thumbs: 28467 total,  34357 ,  5890
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Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:224
Content Views:863061
Times Content Favorited:2722 times
Total Comments Made:2593
FJ Points:2676
Favorite Tags: The Game (12) | fuck you (10) | tags (8) | Girl (7) | help (5) | You (3) | Got (2) | is (2)

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    gore? gore?
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    forever alone + insane forever alone + insane

latest user's comments

#123 - i'm sorry. she could reverse cowgirl while i train my pokemon! 03/24/2015 on juanbalcknwhite's profile 0
#121 - do you?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on juanbalcknwhite's profile 0
User avatar #122 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
I don't turn her down when she wants to bone.
User avatar #123 - juanbalcknwhite (03/24/2015) [-]
i'm sorry. she could reverse cowgirl while i train my pokemon!
#119 - in a little bit. i'm training my pokemon.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2015 on juanbalcknwhite's profile 0
User avatar #120 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
You don't deserve her!
User avatar #121 - juanbalcknwhite (03/24/2015) [-]
do you?
User avatar #122 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
I don't turn her down when she wants to bone.
User avatar #123 - juanbalcknwhite (03/24/2015) [-]
i'm sorry. she could reverse cowgirl while i train my pokemon!
#161 - now i play the waiting game. 03/24/2015 on Get your own Katarina 0
#13 - i thought i was going to see these guys when you said gangster…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Gangstas with Waifus +1
User avatar #28 - kristovsky (03/24/2015) [-]
That may have been cool in the 30's, but nowadays gangsters and fedora's don't really go together.
#17 - perzona (03/24/2015) [-]
Pretty sure these guys are also gangsters, it's just a modern one.
User avatar #14 - Felris (03/24/2015) [-]
Well I did say "gangsta" not 'gangster'
#52 - he is the dog that butt deserves... but not right now for some… 03/21/2015 on Brothers of the Ass Watch 0
#1191834 - i don't know if you are willing to help me with this project f…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1191835 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
Well its kinda weird you have two of those fans but whatever

As i said, check all the PSU cables, remove dust (dont use too much power or get too close to the parts) you could try to remove and test each RAM stick
#1191813 - everything was connected to something. i unplugged and re-plug…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1191825 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
why is there 2 cpu fans btw?
User avatar #1191824 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
just take a vacuum on low power and hover it over shit, its probably overheating

pick dust off too
User avatar #1191834 - juanbalcknwhite (03/20/2015) [-]
i don't know if you are willing to help me with this project for as long as it requires, so if today was all you felt like helping, i really appreciated it. i've got to get ready for work so this is probably the last you'll here from me today. i'll use a vacuum on it when i get a chance like you said. and about the fans, one is stuck to the "mother board", i believe is what it's called and judging by what it looks like, and the other was screwed to the bottom right of the tower. i didn't know how to open it, so i just unscrewed what i could.
User avatar #1191835 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
Well its kinda weird you have two of those fans but whatever

As i said, check all the PSU cables, remove dust (dont use too much power or get too close to the parts) you could try to remove and test each RAM stick
#1191782 - i'm sorry, but "pos"?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1191786 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
position
correctly inserted in the ports
User avatar #1191813 - juanbalcknwhite (03/20/2015) [-]
everything was connected to something. i unplugged and re-plugged almost everything and still nothing. how dangerous is dust to a computer? everything is literally covered in it.
User avatar #1191825 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
why is there 2 cpu fans btw?
User avatar #1191824 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
just take a vacuum on low power and hover it over shit, its probably overheating

pick dust off too
User avatar #1191834 - juanbalcknwhite (03/20/2015) [-]
i don't know if you are willing to help me with this project for as long as it requires, so if today was all you felt like helping, i really appreciated it. i've got to get ready for work so this is probably the last you'll here from me today. i'll use a vacuum on it when i get a chance like you said. and about the fans, one is stuck to the "mother board", i believe is what it's called and judging by what it looks like, and the other was screwed to the bottom right of the tower. i didn't know how to open it, so i just unscrewed what i could.
User avatar #1191835 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
Well its kinda weird you have two of those fans but whatever

As i said, check all the PSU cables, remove dust (dont use too much power or get too close to the parts) you could try to remove and test each RAM stick
#1191779 - okay, but i don't know HOW to check them. what am i looking for?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1191780 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
im pretty positive that the PSU is the thing on the top right. just check if everything is in pos
User avatar #1191782 - juanbalcknwhite (03/20/2015) [-]
i'm sorry, but "pos"?
User avatar #1191786 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
position
correctly inserted in the ports
User avatar #1191813 - juanbalcknwhite (03/20/2015) [-]
everything was connected to something. i unplugged and re-plugged almost everything and still nothing. how dangerous is dust to a computer? everything is literally covered in it.
User avatar #1191825 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
why is there 2 cpu fans btw?
User avatar #1191824 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
just take a vacuum on low power and hover it over shit, its probably overheating

pick dust off too
User avatar #1191834 - juanbalcknwhite (03/20/2015) [-]
i don't know if you are willing to help me with this project for as long as it requires, so if today was all you felt like helping, i really appreciated it. i've got to get ready for work so this is probably the last you'll here from me today. i'll use a vacuum on it when i get a chance like you said. and about the fans, one is stuck to the "mother board", i believe is what it's called and judging by what it looks like, and the other was screwed to the bottom right of the tower. i didn't know how to open it, so i just unscrewed what i could.
User avatar #1191835 - sonnyboii (03/20/2015) [-]
Well its kinda weird you have two of those fans but whatever

As i said, check all the PSU cables, remove dust (dont use too much power or get too close to the parts) you could try to remove and test each RAM stick

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#118 - katarinaismywaifu has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #118 - juanbalcknwhite (03/24/2015) [-]
in a little bit. i'm training my pokemon.
User avatar #120 to #119 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
You don't deserve her!
User avatar #122 to #121 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
I don't turn her down when she wants to bone.
User avatar #123 to #122 - juanbalcknwhite (03/24/2015) [-]
i'm sorry. she could reverse cowgirl while i train my pokemon!
User avatar #112 - puut (12/15/2012) [-]
The picture from the **** went away... what was your message?
User avatar #113 to #112 - juanbalcknwhite (12/15/2012) [-]
what picture?
User avatar #114 to #113 - puut (12/15/2012) [-]
Well actually it was a gif.. of a pink haired girl.
User avatar #115 to #114 - juanbalcknwhite (12/15/2012) [-]
the title said "i'd kill for sauce"

i wrote a comment saying "i got sauce. go kill somebody for me"

somebody replied "who do you want me to kill my lord"

i replied "me"

and that was that. i never really had sauce.
User avatar #116 to #115 - puut (12/15/2012) [-]
*sigh* What a paradox.
#110 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #111 to #110 - juanbalcknwhite (10/19/2012) [-]
which ones do you want?
User avatar #102 - dalemc (08/25/2012) [-]
You want DJ screw?
User avatar #103 to #102 - juanbalcknwhite (08/25/2012) [-]
YES!!! can i trade points for it or do i need to trade an item?
User avatar #104 to #103 - dalemc (08/25/2012) [-]
You can trade for points man, Add me and look at my items, I have alot of doubles of the rappers if you wanna buy them.
User avatar #105 to #104 - juanbalcknwhite (08/25/2012) [-]
i want DJ Screw and Big Moe!!!
User avatar #106 to #105 - dalemc (08/25/2012) [-]
Cool just send another request man.
User avatar #107 to #106 - juanbalcknwhite (08/25/2012) [-]
if you ever come across a Fat Pat, i don't know if it exists, will you be willing to let me have it?
User avatar #108 to #107 - dalemc (08/25/2012) [-]
Yeah man I will, I got big pun, Big L dirty ol bastard,nate dogg, buffy and tupac.
User avatar #109 to #108 - juanbalcknwhite (08/25/2012) [-]
i only care about Houston rappers though.
User avatar #100 - beastpwnrlol (05/06/2012) [-]
why is your name in light blue?
User avatar #101 to #103 - juanbalcknwhite (05/06/2012) [-]
because my account was made before 2011. go into your inbox. there should be a message from funnyjunk that says it. subject: new shortcut and blue usernames
User avatar #94 - gerikhero (09/17/2011) [-]
**gerikhero rolled user Mii **

You have been murdered.
Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive.

Until you do you will be butt raped by your angry ancestors in hell
User avatar #95 to #96 - juanbalcknwhite (09/17/2011) [-]
you are ******* retarded!
User avatar #96 to #97 - gerikhero (09/17/2011) [-]
sorry for the trouble v.v
User avatar #97 to #98 - juanbalcknwhite (09/17/2011) [-]
im sorry too. im just hate stupid **** like that.
User avatar #98 to #99 - gerikhero (09/17/2011) [-]
Anyway it's my fault and you have the right to be angry. Have a good day.
#91 - snoball **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #92 to #93 - juanbalcknwhite (08/16/2011) [-]
i never intended on helping people. i was on a mission, and helping people was a *bonus*
#93 to #94 - snoball **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#87 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
Enjoy your incoming ban.
User avatar #85 - lloydminster (08/09/2011) [-]
no offence or anything but your comps kinda suck
User avatar #86 to #86 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
i know they do.
User avatar #83 - Cutles (08/09/2011) [-]
i agree with some to most things on it but all girls are different and they will all work for different girls so they are true and i do like reading them so keep them coming and i like all the people that get mad over these like chill out
User avatar #84 to #84 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
appreciate the love.
#82 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
So you start out srs about these. And then you say you were just llortin'.

.... Not sure if srs.
User avatar #79 - Just Another Guy (08/09/2011) [-]
Hahaha congrats on all the haters you picked up ;) I think it's pretty funny how people get annoyed so much about pictures >.<
User avatar #80 to #80 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
thanks bro. haters are your motivators.
User avatar #74 - OpticalIllusion (08/09/2011) [-]
Please.
Shut.
The.
**** .
Up.
With.
The.
Stupid.
Advice.
Posts.

They are all a bunch of bs. And you know it.
Now **** off.

Have a ****** day.
User avatar #76 to #75 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
stupid people need to read more. i know they are ******** . that was the point.
User avatar #77 to #77 - OpticalIllusion (08/09/2011) [-]
Touche.
User avatar #73 - dovahkiiin (08/09/2011) [-]
Seriously the tips are ******** cause they don't belong on this site and they're leaving the illusion that every women is the same, I also think it's ******** that most of the people that are standing up for you are anonymous, meaning its actually you standing up for yourself anonymously because you're a insecure coward.
User avatar #75 to #74 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
believe me when i say i'm not standing up for myself by going anonymous. i'm going to be honest, i have gotten so many private messages asking for help with girls and relationships. think about it. if people want to tell me that they are good tips, don't you think they would rather go anonymous so they don't get made fun of? do i believe in these tips? yes. do i think it's all ******** ? yes. at the end of the day, i wasn't trying to help people out. i just wanted to prove the point that funyjunnkers like ******** , and that's what i gave them. helping other people was just a *bonus*
#64 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
**** off
User avatar #59 - ChickenChaser (08/09/2011) [-]
I appreciate your posts...thank you...a lot...
#58 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
so after reading these stupid ******* comments ive realized that the people who dislike this guys content are all males and those who like it are mostly females or smart males.....think that about sums it up. you douchebags really dont understand that being nice and being a little bitch are very different. i think that his advice is actually very good and almost always right on the nose. so who gives a **** if he is 18? obviously he knows more than u dickheads. as a girl i would like to say that if he listens to his own advice then he wont be forever alone thanks very much. also when the hell do people actually post funny **** on here anymore? its all just stupid pony **** at least this guy has some intelligence. and it could a lot of the forever alones on this site so STFU! the long comment was needed so sort out all ur dumbass comments. thanks very much
User avatar #63 to #59 - smurflicious (08/09/2011) [-]
You do realize that all of these "girl tip" things were just found on the internet and were written by some thirteen year old girl?
If a guy has to follow tips off the internet on how to treat a girl right, he shouldn't even have a girlfriend in the first place. Besides, EVERY girl is different and those tips count for maybe 15% of the female population.
This guy doesn't have intelligence. He just has time on his hands and he is spending that time on funnyjunk, mocking everyone.
You know, you really should go out with this guy though. He's a little bitch, and you're a little prick. What a perfect match.
User avatar #72 to #64 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
you are absolutely right.
User avatar #56 - smurflicious (08/09/2011) [-]
You are such a tool.
User avatar #57 to #57 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
i was proving a point with those posts. im not a tool of anybody.
User avatar #55 - diruslupis (08/09/2011) [-]
Well done on the front page and all but I honestly don't like your "advice posts" for 2 reasons.
1.Women don't have guides.
2.Judging by the amount of thumbs you've gotten I can tell tell that some poor kid's gonna mess stuff up with a girl and blame you. This will probably make a good few "back to the kitchen posts on fj"
User avatar #44 - EpicFacePalm (08/09/2011) [-]
Keep the advice coming. It's actually brilliant, and this site isn't funny anyway, so what the hell, you know?
User avatar #47 to #45 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
part 005 was the last.
User avatar #49 to #48 - EpicFacePalm (08/09/2011) [-]
I only read up to 003. Some are ******** , but a lot are true.
User avatar #50 to #50 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
depends on the girl. this is based on insecure girls, so if she isnt insecure, just scratch off the ones that dont apply.
User avatar #51 to #51 - EpicFacePalm (08/09/2011) [-]
Well there's no magic solution to finding a girl. But as basic guidelines they are pretty good.
User avatar #52 to #52 - juanbalcknwhite (08/09/2011) [-]
thaks bro.
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