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#18 - You picked one of the only spots in that sentence where the wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2016 on How do these people dress... +7
#20 - blackmageewizardt (07/21/2016) [-]
#7 - Depends. They make stuff for dogs. It's not proven to be healt… 07/16/2016 on Pokemon slaves 0
#6 - Hey I live around there! 07/15/2016 on A Police logbook. 0
#3 - Picture 07/15/2016 on Reaped Away +9
#15 - We make fun of Aquaman because he's not real. In the DC Univer…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Autism +54
#94 - emperorwatergate (07/15/2016) [-]
Fun Fact: Because of the events of Throne Of Atlantis, most of the DC universe is terrified of Aquaman.
#119 - cumberdale (07/15/2016) [-]
Would you like to explain? Didn't read that one.

I pay with a cutie
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#160 - thedragonfruite (07/15/2016) [-]
u got some sause on that gif ?
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#149 - alphagex (07/15/2016) [-]
what movie is that gif from? i heard is good
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#122 - emperorwatergate (07/15/2016) [-]
Vulko manipulated Ocean Master into having Atlantis go to war with the surface world.

A lot of people died.
#121 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
I think it's the Animated movie.
#28 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
i don't think even hiptsers are stupid enough to call aquaman a laughingstock to his face
#125 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
Consider how stupid, closed-minded, bigoted, and generally retarded people are on this site.

Their line of thinking would go like "If he actually does anything to me I'll be famous, get lots of money, and he'll look like shit because of it. HEY BY THE WAY DID YOU KNOW YOU'RE SHIT, MR. BENCH-PRESSES THREE CONDOS AT ONCE?"
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#27 - hikakiller (07/15/2016) [-]
Especially in the stupid injustice universe
#17 - I live near Ohio State University. It has about 50 07/15/2016 on road trip 0
#22 - Yeah but all three of those are robotics. Doomfist used his po…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2016 on BOW DOWN TO MOTHER RUSSIA! +3
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#72 - dalgaard (07/14/2016) [-]
Yes. She is indeed scary.
#13 - Except even people that go outside can't play it because the d…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2016 on Robot finds huge error in... +9
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#25 - blueboysixnine (07/09/2016) [-]
I was out on my motorbike specifically to speed through pokespots earlier today, but the servers had other ideas
#17 - fitemeirlbro (07/09/2016) [-]
these are the servers
#32 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
You didn't come up with that you dumb bitch, crawl on outta here wicha lame ass.
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#33 - fitemeirlbro (07/09/2016) [-]
Nah, log in and I might
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#23 - mrpotatofudge (07/09/2016) [-]
hahah the servers are potatos!

amiright guys eheheheheheeh

this what happens when a simply made game gets a fuck ton of attention

shit will be fucked for a while until they change the servers to better servers

it takes a fuck ton of time to change servers depending on the game type
#8 - Picture 07/08/2016 on Even I succumbed to these... +3
#5 - Either this man hates his job he doesn't care if he gets shot,…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/08/2016 on Employee of the month +17
#6 - telosxiv (07/08/2016) [-]
Pro tip: Most robbers want money and don't want to be murderers.
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#7 - deadlyfoez (07/08/2016) [-]
That may be true, but there are the many drug addicts that will do whatever it takes to get their next fix and at that moment they don't care if they have to kill someone. Is it worth the risk? That all depends on each situation and how much you value your life.
#62 - bakagaijin (07/09/2016) [-]
Nah... they'd just trade the gun for more drugs
#26 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
people outside of america don't want to be murderers
#18 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
if they are willing to kill someone then fuck em... they have given up on being a member of the human race. you either stop them or ignore them but you sure as hell don't give them what they want. that just encourages them to do it more. if they kill you they now have justified taking away all their rights and locking them in a cage the rest of their lives. what ya gonna do?
#8 - telosxiv (07/08/2016) [-]
True but druggies often have much different mannerisms and you can usually tell them apart from non-druggies. I'd say it's a reasonable assumption to make that they wont actually shoot you.
#60 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
Druggies are people just like you and me
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#9 - deadlyfoez (07/08/2016) [-]
Do as you please. I will not interfere with whatever method you decide to take when an armed dumbass tries to rob you. Hopefully I get to watch you kill the fucker though.
#10 - telosxiv (07/08/2016) [-]
Killing someone for attempted robbery seems a little harsh dunnit?
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#32 - toosexyforyou (07/09/2016) [-]
Does your mom still breast feed you? Why is it that so many sheltered pussies are feel confident enough to share their opinions nowadays?
#33 - telosxiv (07/09/2016) [-]
Hold on, let me set up a screen for your projection.
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#11 - deadlyfoez (07/08/2016) [-]
If they brandish a weapon or say that they are armed then in most US states it would be considered self defense. Hell, if you can take the fucker down or diffuse the situation in a manner that the bitch does get away and you don't get hurt then that is great. I wouldn't take my chance, especially if my family was around. I would find the fastest and easiest way to disable and disarm the perp. That would most likely be by cracking the twat over the noggin with something hard and heavy.
#12 - telosxiv (07/08/2016) [-]
Oh I'm sure it would be legal but I certainly would only do it as a last resort. I just don't like hurting people and have no sense of self worth. Someone tries to rob me I'd just try to walk away. They wanna kill me over my wallet or some shit that's on them.
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#13 - deadlyfoez (07/08/2016) [-]
I know what you mean. Life sucks. But if someone has malicious intentions then I have no problem giving to them what they got coming.