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jpford  

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#7 - skyrim. i can never tell what the quests are asking me to do o… 07/07/2012 on I Cant Read the Instruction... +8
#8 - I personally believe that I dont think that any country can ho…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Merica +2
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#518 - then theres no way you can see it from my perspective and this…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on Fucking Catholics Fucking... 0
User avatar #520 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
If that's what you think, then sure. Let's just end it here.

At least we tried, which is always a good thing.

I don't agree that I need to be a believer in order to understand something, but sure, whatever.
#516 - do you believe in God?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Fucking Catholics Fucking... 0
User avatar #517 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
I don't.
User avatar #518 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
then theres no way you can see it from my perspective and this argument is pointless.
User avatar #520 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
If that's what you think, then sure. Let's just end it here.

At least we tried, which is always a good thing.

I don't agree that I need to be a believer in order to understand something, but sure, whatever.
#509 - Yes, but that's the point of giving glory to God. We are suppo…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Fucking Catholics Fucking... 0
User avatar #513 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
I just think it's wrong to give glory to something that may or may not exist
User avatar #516 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
do you believe in God?
User avatar #517 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
I don't.
User avatar #518 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
then theres no way you can see it from my perspective and this argument is pointless.
User avatar #520 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
If that's what you think, then sure. Let's just end it here.

At least we tried, which is always a good thing.

I don't agree that I need to be a believer in order to understand something, but sure, whatever.
#4 - yfw when you realize his tennis arm is the smaller one. 07/06/2012 on So big +39
#507 - not necesarily. you still made the choice and kept making the …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Fucking Catholics Fucking... 0
User avatar #508 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
If everything is given to you, then there is no achievement in using those tools.
And even if there is, it is vastly less than if you actually had to acquire the skills on your own.
User avatar #509 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
Yes, but that's the point of giving glory to God. We are supposed to be proud of our achievements but recognize that God is still the reason we are achieving said things.
User avatar #513 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
I just think it's wrong to give glory to something that may or may not exist
User avatar #516 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
do you believe in God?
User avatar #517 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
I don't.
User avatar #518 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
then theres no way you can see it from my perspective and this argument is pointless.
User avatar #520 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
If that's what you think, then sure. Let's just end it here.

At least we tried, which is always a good thing.

I don't agree that I need to be a believer in order to understand something, but sure, whatever.
#502 - God gave you the knowledge and drive to be able to learn how f…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Fucking Catholics Fucking... 0
User avatar #506 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
Which takes away any achievement.
User avatar #507 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
not necesarily. you still made the choice and kept making the choice to stay the whole time.the surgeon could just as easily been a cashier at mcdonalds
User avatar #508 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
If everything is given to you, then there is no achievement in using those tools.
And even if there is, it is vastly less than if you actually had to acquire the skills on your own.
User avatar #509 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
Yes, but that's the point of giving glory to God. We are supposed to be proud of our achievements but recognize that God is still the reason we are achieving said things.
User avatar #513 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
I just think it's wrong to give glory to something that may or may not exist
User avatar #516 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
do you believe in God?
User avatar #517 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
I don't.
User avatar #518 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
then theres no way you can see it from my perspective and this argument is pointless.
User avatar #520 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
If that's what you think, then sure. Let's just end it here.

At least we tried, which is always a good thing.

I don't agree that I need to be a believer in order to understand something, but sure, whatever.
#46 - little lamplight!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 07/06/2012 on FJ you did this 0
#27 - Picture 07/06/2012 on witty title -2
#85 - Picture 07/06/2012 on Most Convincing Commercial... 0
#70 - comment 69 07/06/2012 on When I pass a test I didn't... -3
#69 - that that wasnt even a home run. it was a ground rule double s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2012 on When I pass a test I didn't... 0
User avatar #72 - TheAnonymousRebel (07/06/2012) [-]
god damn im a fuckin retard.... i didnt even watch the gif... i knew the play just from seeing the guy
User avatar #71 - TheAnonymousRebel (07/06/2012) [-]
i swore it was a home run.... i watched that game and they were talking about it before todays game.... if thats the case, my mistake then
#194 - you do realize that they thanked God that you were able to sav…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Fucking Catholics Fucking... +4
User avatar #461 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
>Spend years training to be surgeon
>Somehow god gave you your skills as a surgeon

LOGIC
User avatar #502 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
God gave you the knowledge and drive to be able to learn how from the Christianity point of view
User avatar #506 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
Which takes away any achievement.
User avatar #507 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
not necesarily. you still made the choice and kept making the choice to stay the whole time.the surgeon could just as easily been a cashier at mcdonalds
User avatar #508 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
If everything is given to you, then there is no achievement in using those tools.
And even if there is, it is vastly less than if you actually had to acquire the skills on your own.
User avatar #509 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
Yes, but that's the point of giving glory to God. We are supposed to be proud of our achievements but recognize that God is still the reason we are achieving said things.
User avatar #513 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
I just think it's wrong to give glory to something that may or may not exist
User avatar #516 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
do you believe in God?
User avatar #517 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
I don't.
User avatar #518 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
then theres no way you can see it from my perspective and this argument is pointless.
User avatar #520 - mrgreatnames (07/06/2012) [-]
If that's what you think, then sure. Let's just end it here.

At least we tried, which is always a good thing.

I don't agree that I need to be a believer in order to understand something, but sure, whatever.
#7 - who are the first 2  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2012 on Why I love fallout 0
User avatar #8 - ToTheAquaCave (07/04/2012) [-]
The first one is the master, final boss of Fallout 1 who created the super mutants using the FEV. Second one is Frank Horrigan, final boss of Fallout 2 who was an agent for the enclave and was a rather lack-luster boss compared to the master.
#15 - karate by kennedy  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Most Convincing Commercial... +1
#84 - devilshairpiecetwo (07/06/2012) [-]
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
#85 - jpford (07/06/2012) [-]
#14 - anyone know the song? 07/04/2012 on An Unexpected Surprise at... 0
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#847 - **jpford rolls 37** avatar state yip yip 07/04/2012 on M. Night Shyamalan eats dick. 0
#16 - probably remembering this. 07/04/2012 on Scared Kitty 0
#20 - Picture 07/03/2012 on Only Safe Thing to Say to... +4
#50 - he is an old spammer like FAT BEN MADE POOP 07/03/2012 on Some parents 0
#49 - old spammer. he spammed pretty much every content with the pic… 07/03/2012 on Some parents +1
#286 - **jpford rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at n… 07/03/2012 on I can't hang myself! 0
#87 - its cool i just wanted to check out your profile 07/03/2012 on getott's profile 0
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#35 - kikomia **User deleted account** (06/21/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
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#37 to #36 - kikomia **User deleted account** (06/21/2012) [-]
No problem ;)
No problem ;)
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User avatar #39 to #38 - kikomia **User deleted account** (06/21/2012) [-]
No don't cry. We have another cake in hell...Oh that didn't go to well..Yeah, I'm king of hell. Being a god sure is fun.
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#40 to #39 - jpford (06/21/2012) [-]
you.. have cake there?
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User avatar #30 - Sethorein (03/20/2012) [-]
so you're a military man...
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User avatar #31 to #30 - jpford (04/10/2012) [-]
yes
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User avatar #32 to #31 - Sethorein (04/10/2012) [-]
20 days later xD
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User avatar #33 to #32 - jpford (04/10/2012) [-]
i never got a notification i was just checking my profile and saw it hahaha

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User avatar #34 to #33 - Sethorein (04/10/2012) [-]
ah gotcha xD
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User avatar #6 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Your scores are pretty damn impressive. I assume they qualify you for every mos in the navy though.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
i do haha its pretty sweet.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Yea same thing for me with the army, when the Sergeant told me my scores I was like "well shit, thats awesome" and he was like "damn right"
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User avatar #9 to #8 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
where do you live? i met a guy today who had the same plan as you and i thought it might have been
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User avatar #10 to #9 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Nah wasn't me but I live in New York, what about you?
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User avatar #11 to #10 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
oh. i live in so cal.i met them at meps
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User avatar #12 to #11 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
I'm done with meps until I ship, thank god, that place is unreal.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
its freaking insane. its gonna suck for the physical because you have to spend the night and a whole day there pretty much just waiting... and waiting... and waiting...
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User avatar #14 to #13 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Already did that haha. And yea the physical sucks but if you don't take the oath the same day then that sucks even more.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
shit. i cant take the oath the same day...
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User avatar #16 to #15 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
HA! That sucks cock, that means you need to go back and spend another night there then you have to get to the office at 5:15 and you sit around until 12ish when they start calling people to sign their contracts and then wait some more until they call you for the oath, I suggest bringing a good book bc its not a good idea to catch up on sleep. If they call you and you're asleep expect someone to come in and fuckin scream at you. I saw it happen to this girl who was joining the chair force and she practically cried. Funny as fuck.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
eh. screaming isnt that bad. im used to it. but its gonna fucking suck either way
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User avatar #18 to #17 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Yea but if you fall asleep its kind of a dick thing to do bc if they call you and you don't show up it holds up the whole process of getting every one finished.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
true. true. ill bring a book i guess
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User avatar #20 to #19 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Book and an ipod I'd recommend. Thats pretty crazy if you become a fighter pilot. Those guys are nuts.
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User avatar #21 to #20 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
its gonna be freaking awesome
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User avatar #22 to #21 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
I could never do that. Screaming through the air at mach 2 haha you sneeze and hit the stick its all over. I'll take my chances on the ground.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
thats the thrill of it though :D
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User avatar #24 to #23 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
I'm not trying to persuade you not to. You have the scores and the balls haha I'd rather just get shot at.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
i know you arent and i see your point. if something happens im bailing out a few miles up down into the freezing ocean waiting for rescue
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User avatar #26 to #25 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Deep water makes me uncomfortable, I'm a good swimmer but I hate deep water, pretty much the only reason reason why I'd rather go delta over seals
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User avatar #1 - MrPedoUnicorn (10/05/2011) [-]
Hey
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User avatar #2 to #1 - jpford (10/06/2011) [-]
hello
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User avatar #3 to #2 - MrPedoUnicorn (10/08/2011) [-]
Is you're first name Jim?
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User avatar #4 to #3 - jpford (10/08/2011) [-]
*you're and nope
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