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#88 - Comment deleted 07/04/2014 on The MV Blue Marlin 0
#52 - >officer >right out of high school >second lo… 05/09/2014 on New meaning of "Butter Bar" +2
#40 - i definitely dont agree with the statement that girls are to b… 04/05/2014 on Woman Incapable of Sexual... +1
#38 - some of the worst physical bullying ive gotten was at the hand…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Woman Incapable of Sexual... +1
User avatar #39 - thefunnyside (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that happened to you, I really am. Sexual assault sucks for both genders because guys are fags if they don't like it and girls are always to blame for it, because they're asking for it
User avatar #40 - jpford (04/05/2014) [-]
i definitely dont agree with the statement that girls are to blame for it and i think that as a culture i believe the majority dont anymore either. i find the largest rape controversy to be girls who call rape such as if they regret it the following morning or are angry at someone theyve had sex with.
#37 - probly my favorite part of this video is after she gets out of… 04/05/2014 on (untitled) +1
#46 - other things means cleaning btw 03/17/2014 on I'm to scared to commit... +1
#45 - "lack the mental capacity for college" i operat… 03/17/2014 on I'm to scared to commit... +2
#22 - for all the people calling her a slut i just wanted to let you… 03/16/2014 on Awkward.... +1
#24 - the air force isnt even that great the intelligence parts that… 11/13/2013 on Oh, Darling. 0
#66 - gta 5 in a nutshell 10/16/2013 on 2 stars 0

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#40 to #39 - jpford (06/21/2012) [-]
you.. have cake there?
User avatar #30 - Sethorein ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
so you're a military man...
User avatar #31 to #30 - jpford (04/10/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #32 to #31 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
20 days later xD
User avatar #33 to #32 - jpford (04/10/2012) [-]
i never got a notification i was just checking my profile and saw it hahaha

User avatar #34 to #33 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
ah gotcha xD
User avatar #6 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Your scores are pretty damn impressive. I assume they qualify you for every mos in the navy though.
User avatar #7 to #6 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
i do haha its pretty sweet.
User avatar #8 to #7 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Yea same thing for me with the army, when the Sergeant told me my scores I was like "well **** , thats awesome" and he was like "damn right"
User avatar #9 to #8 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
where do you live? i met a guy today who had the same plan as you and i thought it might have been
User avatar #10 to #9 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Nah wasn't me but I live in New York, what about you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
oh. i live in so cal.i met them at meps
User avatar #12 to #11 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
I'm done with meps until I ship, thank god, that place is unreal.
User avatar #13 to #12 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
its freaking insane. its gonna suck for the physical because you have to spend the night and a whole day there pretty much just waiting... and waiting... and waiting...
User avatar #14 to #13 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Already did that haha. And yea the physical sucks but if you don't take the oath the same day then that sucks even more.
User avatar #15 to #14 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
**** . i cant take the oath the same day...
User avatar #16 to #15 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
HA! That sucks cock, that means you need to go back and spend another night there then you have to get to the office at 5:15 and you sit around until 12ish when they start calling people to sign their contracts and then wait some more until they call you for the oath, I suggest bringing a good book bc its not a good idea to catch up on sleep. If they call you and you're asleep expect someone to come in and ****** scream at you. I saw it happen to this girl who was joining the chair force and she practically cried. Funny as **** .
User avatar #17 to #16 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
eh. screaming isnt that bad. im used to it. but its gonna ******* suck either way
User avatar #18 to #17 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Yea but if you fall asleep its kind of a dick thing to do bc if they call you and you don't show up it holds up the whole process of getting every one finished.
User avatar #19 to #18 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
true. true. ill bring a book i guess
User avatar #20 to #19 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Book and an ipod I'd recommend. Thats pretty crazy if you become a fighter pilot. Those guys are nuts.
User avatar #21 to #20 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
its gonna be freaking awesome
User avatar #22 to #21 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
I could never do that. Screaming through the air at mach 2 haha you sneeze and hit the stick its all over. I'll take my chances on the ground.
User avatar #23 to #22 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
thats the thrill of it though :D
User avatar #24 to #23 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
I'm not trying to persuade you not to. You have the scores and the balls haha I'd rather just get shot at.
User avatar #25 to #24 - jpford (10/19/2011) [-]
i know you arent and i see your point. if something happens im bailing out a few miles up down into the freezing ocean waiting for rescue
User avatar #26 to #25 - imonagoat (10/19/2011) [-]
Deep water makes me uncomfortable, I'm a good swimmer but I hate deep water, pretty much the only reason reason why I'd rather go delta over seals
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