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#415 - At that point might as well just say "You know what? Let'… 01/10/2016 on (untitled) 0
#413 - Yeah. Except for the fact that she fought a dude who ALSO uses…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on (untitled) 0
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#414 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
its total BS but atleast theres a cannon reason as to how it could happen. if in the next movie they're like "Rey has even more medichlorians than anakin shes God" then it'll make sense. its still a deus ex machina but it fits with cannon.
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#415 - jouten (01/10/2016) [-]
At that point might as well just say "You know what? Let's just shit on Star Wars. Let's put literal turds as main characters. Who cares about character growth, or achievements on their own or plot? Just say force lol"

Yeah the force is a thing that can easilby exploited for deus ex bullshit, but that's what makes the difference between a good story and a bad story. The OT and even the PT to an extent (even though they were horrible) understood that the Force, while magic, is mainly a tool for the main characters to use. Not some magical solution that decides for itself. Otherwise the whole Light Side, Dark Side conflict wouldn't even make sense at all. Because if the force itself decided the good side was good, then it would be entirely pointless to have a bad side.

I'm slowly getting the feeling even the Prequels were better movies than TFA. I wonder how people will remember it after the hype dies down
#411 - It wasn't the first time Anakin podraced.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on (untitled) 0
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#412 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
hes the only human who can do it because he has good reactions and the force guides him. same principle can be applied to rey using the saber, especially because shes his granddaughter.
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#413 - jouten (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah. Except for the fact that she fought a dude who ALSO uses the force and is ALSO his grandson and was trained by Luke Skywalker himself and Snoke and she overpowered him with no experience at all.
Might as well take Anakin and have him cut Darth Maul in half, because "lol force".

And this doesn't even remotely compare to the "Rey suddenly knows how to control peoples minds and succeeds with it" bullshit
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#414 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
its total BS but atleast theres a cannon reason as to how it could happen. if in the next movie they're like "Rey has even more medichlorians than anakin shes God" then it'll make sense. its still a deus ex machina but it fits with cannon.
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#415 - jouten (01/10/2016) [-]
At that point might as well just say "You know what? Let's just shit on Star Wars. Let's put literal turds as main characters. Who cares about character growth, or achievements on their own or plot? Just say force lol"

Yeah the force is a thing that can easilby exploited for deus ex bullshit, but that's what makes the difference between a good story and a bad story. The OT and even the PT to an extent (even though they were horrible) understood that the Force, while magic, is mainly a tool for the main characters to use. Not some magical solution that decides for itself. Otherwise the whole Light Side, Dark Side conflict wouldn't even make sense at all. Because if the force itself decided the good side was good, then it would be entirely pointless to have a bad side.

I'm slowly getting the feeling even the Prequels were better movies than TFA. I wonder how people will remember it after the hype dies down
#409 - The difference here is that nobody taught Rey how to use the f…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2016 on (untitled) 0
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#410 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
but anakin could podrace without knowing about it
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#411 - jouten (01/09/2016) [-]
It wasn't the first time Anakin podraced.
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#412 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
hes the only human who can do it because he has good reactions and the force guides him. same principle can be applied to rey using the saber, especially because shes his granddaughter.
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#413 - jouten (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah. Except for the fact that she fought a dude who ALSO uses the force and is ALSO his grandson and was trained by Luke Skywalker himself and Snoke and she overpowered him with no experience at all.
Might as well take Anakin and have him cut Darth Maul in half, because "lol force".

And this doesn't even remotely compare to the "Rey suddenly knows how to control peoples minds and succeeds with it" bullshit
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#414 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
its total BS but atleast theres a cannon reason as to how it could happen. if in the next movie they're like "Rey has even more medichlorians than anakin shes God" then it'll make sense. its still a deus ex machina but it fits with cannon.
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#415 - jouten (01/10/2016) [-]
At that point might as well just say "You know what? Let's just shit on Star Wars. Let's put literal turds as main characters. Who cares about character growth, or achievements on their own or plot? Just say force lol"

Yeah the force is a thing that can easilby exploited for deus ex bullshit, but that's what makes the difference between a good story and a bad story. The OT and even the PT to an extent (even though they were horrible) understood that the Force, while magic, is mainly a tool for the main characters to use. Not some magical solution that decides for itself. Otherwise the whole Light Side, Dark Side conflict wouldn't even make sense at all. Because if the force itself decided the good side was good, then it would be entirely pointless to have a bad side.

I'm slowly getting the feeling even the Prequels were better movies than TFA. I wonder how people will remember it after the hype dies down
#77 - Finish the sentece. ELVES ARE FOR ______  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Dont Fall For Their Dirty... +4
#87 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
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#85 - chavlosk (01/09/2016) [-]
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#84 - thetoxicketchup (01/09/2016) [-]
Wall trophies.

Fucking elves.
#83 - thechosentroll (01/09/2016) [-]
target practice.
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#82 - thismustbeseen (01/09/2016) [-]
**thismustbeseen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
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#79 - redbannerman (01/09/2016) [-]
Purging.
#407 - Luke comments "it's almost as if I could see the droid&qu…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/09/2016 on (untitled) 0
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#408 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
and rey meditated for like 2 seconds and then let the force act through her. even if luke could see the droid he couldnt block it with that good accuracy by himself.
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#409 - jouten (01/09/2016) [-]
The difference here is that nobody taught Rey how to use the force. Rey learned how to use the force... through the force.
Luke not being able to block it before using the force just further shows that you have to actively use it and it doesn't just decide to guide you.
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#410 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
but anakin could podrace without knowing about it
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#411 - jouten (01/09/2016) [-]
It wasn't the first time Anakin podraced.
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#412 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
hes the only human who can do it because he has good reactions and the force guides him. same principle can be applied to rey using the saber, especially because shes his granddaughter.
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#413 - jouten (01/09/2016) [-]
Yeah. Except for the fact that she fought a dude who ALSO uses the force and is ALSO his grandson and was trained by Luke Skywalker himself and Snoke and she overpowered him with no experience at all.
Might as well take Anakin and have him cut Darth Maul in half, because "lol force".

And this doesn't even remotely compare to the "Rey suddenly knows how to control peoples minds and succeeds with it" bullshit
User avatar
#414 - obviousxplains (01/09/2016) [-]
its total BS but atleast theres a cannon reason as to how it could happen. if in the next movie they're like "Rey has even more medichlorians than anakin shes God" then it'll make sense. its still a deus ex machina but it fits with cannon.
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#415 - jouten (01/10/2016) [-]
At that point might as well just say "You know what? Let's just shit on Star Wars. Let's put literal turds as main characters. Who cares about character growth, or achievements on their own or plot? Just say force lol"

Yeah the force is a thing that can easilby exploited for deus ex bullshit, but that's what makes the difference between a good story and a bad story. The OT and even the PT to an extent (even though they were horrible) understood that the Force, while magic, is mainly a tool for the main characters to use. Not some magical solution that decides for itself. Otherwise the whole Light Side, Dark Side conflict wouldn't even make sense at all. Because if the force itself decided the good side was good, then it would be entirely pointless to have a bad side.

I'm slowly getting the feeling even the Prequels were better movies than TFA. I wonder how people will remember it after the hype dies down
#12 - OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY YOU WOULD SHOOT A TROOPER BEFORE… 01/09/2016 on alternate ending +12
#326 - They have not interacted in this movie at all. Of course they … 01/08/2016 on TFA alternate endings 0
#325 - Luke didn't look like he was gonna break out in tears for no r… 01/08/2016 on TFA alternate endings 0
#110 - So there's no way coalitions can form in the US? Like if liber…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on [ C U R R E N T - Y E A R ] 0
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#113 - garykn (01/07/2016) [-]
The liberals are the democrats. It's not that you have liberals, conservatives, republicans, and democrats. If you lean liberal on the political scale then you are a democrat. If you lean conservative on the political scale then you are a republican. There's no need for democrats to form a coalition with liberals because all of the liberals (<--Not a political party) are already democrats (<--A political party).

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User avatar #210 - maybetraffy (08/04/2015) [-]
go **** yourself
User avatar #211 to #210 - jouten (08/04/2015) [-]
ok
User avatar #209 to #208 - jouten (03/19/2015) [-]
Halal Shake
User avatar #203 - kattr (11/21/2014) [-]
you're gay homo fag
User avatar #204 to #203 - jouten (11/21/2014) [-]
but I say no homo everytime
#201 - evilicious (10/14/2014) [-]
Hullo!
Hullo!
#202 to #201 - jouten (10/14/2014) [-]
Hey-oh
Hey-oh
User avatar #193 - posttwo (07/17/2014) [-]
Jouten... dont even read what f0 and his spam alts say
Also, I came here to say I love you
User avatar #189 - tehbestever (12/29/2013) [-]
anime poussy
#183 - zameckis (07/29/2012) [-]
nice kid the thief avatar
User avatar #184 to #183 - jouten (07/30/2012) [-]
THANK YOU!
I was afraid nobody recognises it
User avatar #185 to #184 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
hahaha, looks like you have a high set of affection to case closed
or that thief eh,
well, it took my attention since the first time i saw the manga
User avatar #186 to #185 - jouten (07/30/2012) [-]
I LOVE Detective Conan and Kaito Kid! But sadly his anime series doesn't have so many episodes.
User avatar #187 to #186 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
-sip tea-
indeed
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#76 - lonelyginger (01/12/2012) [-]
sorry. i left for awhile and forgot.
<this is what i had done for aussiepixel.
its a bit large, but i didnt check the size of the canvas in the program before i started :P
User avatar #78 to #91 - lonelyginger (01/12/2012) [-]
haha^^ thanks.
#52 - MatthewDMerrill (01/10/2012) [-]
Why you delete me from friends?
User avatar #45 - KevinPutt (12/24/2011) [-]
Did jew roll 999999999?
#44 - User (12/24/2011) [-]
**User rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Kids Now vs. Kids Then ** Happy Holidays
**User rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Kids Now vs. Kids Then ** Happy Holidays
#41 - anon (12/20/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 604,883,028** I'm anonymous and can still view your profile u mad?
#43 to #47 - anon (12/23/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 82** Anon Richard Simmons
User avatar #42 to #47 - swissdude (12/20/2011) [-]
He mad.
User avatar #34 - techketzer (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey man.
Thanks for linking that Economic Hitman video.
It's 100% accurate in my opinion.
I'll show it around to my buddies and see what they think of it, too.

That's all.
Merry Christmas and all the best for the coming year.
User avatar #35 to #40 - jouten (12/19/2011) [-]
Hi, thanks. I uploaded it because in another content I read how a funnyjunker sees the US as a selfless hero.

Merry Christmas to you, too!
User avatar #32 - aaronjzc (12/19/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas I'm your secret (FJ) santa. Here's what I'm giving you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD2u9W9EPfs

Also, if you don't know what I'm talking about, click here
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3037958/Secret+Santa/
User avatar #33 to #38 - jouten (12/19/2011) [-]
Oh thank you! Merry Christmas to you, too!
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