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#312 - This hit closer to home than I thought it would. **** … 01/25/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +1
#88 - I'm so happy that I don't have any allergies. At least none th… 01/24/2015 on If the immune system was a... 0
#59 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Verizon +10
User avatar #60 - mrhazzy (01/24/2015) [-]
Is there a story behind that or is it fake?
User avatar #61 - geneeeeeric (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm not even kidding when I'm saying this is probably true. I once tried to get something sorted where I had my origin accounts merged and you have to go through this sort of thing. After 10 mins of being on the chat page they finally asked how they could help and after a 10 minute talk the guy said "one moment please". 30 mins later I got the message "You have been inactive for a long period of time so were cutting you off". I managed to slip in a "Typical EA services" before they actually did. EA is the fucking worst man...
#10333629 - ok 01/22/2015 on autism autism autism autism 0
#409 - What does that have to do with anything? I'm 22  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Universal thoughts 0
User avatar #410 - affix (01/22/2015) [-]
Its got to do with my curiosity, anyway thanks.
#135 - I dunno why, but I get a feeling that Katarina might be your waifu 01/21/2015 on interracial problems 0
#193 - Yeah, though more like Cas in his first appearance. Pit follow… 01/21/2015 on Theres a dark side of... 0
#396 - And I can't respect someone who thinks we're mere ants who can…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Universal thoughts 0
User avatar #406 - affix (01/22/2015) [-]
What's your age.
User avatar #409 - jouten (01/22/2015) [-]
What does that have to do with anything? I'm 22
User avatar #410 - affix (01/22/2015) [-]
Its got to do with my curiosity, anyway thanks.
#186 - Well more like later seasons, because Pit is an angel and he f…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Theres a dark side of... 0
User avatar #187 - reican (01/21/2015) [-]
maybe he's Cas when hyped on purgatorial souls
User avatar #193 - jouten (01/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, though more like Cas in his first appearance. Pit follows any order of Palutena without question.

If you're looking for Sam and Dean you rather might wanna look at Magnus and Gaol, though they're rather sidecharacters

Then again Pit DID take over Magnus body for a while...
#382 - Oh please stop with this "They are too advanced for us to…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Universal thoughts 0
User avatar #394 - affix (01/21/2015) [-]
You sure talk a lot for not being a subject matter expert.

I say we can't know. I say we are small and the universe is big.
I don't rule out either option. That we are alone or not.

I can't respect someone that thinks we're the shit. That has all the answers. We cant know now. Stop thinking so highly of ourselves.
User avatar #396 - jouten (01/21/2015) [-]
And I can't respect someone who thinks we're mere ants who can't know nuthin.
We have high scientific progress and we're a smart species. We figured out many secrets of the universe and I hate it when we have an obvious contradiction to our obeservations and then there's people who just don't know anything and go "we're just too stupid to understand!"
That's not how you solve problems. We're a smart species because we solve problems by finding answers and not by throwing hands in the air and saying "We can't know that!"

I'm not saying we should rule out intelligent life, I'm saying it's a much more complicated matter than "hurr the universe is so big, so of course there's intelligent life out there!", because if that were the case we would find it. Simple as that.
We might never even encounter it. In the milky way at least it seems to be unique to earth. Heck even on earth intelligent life didn't exist for millions of years and only in the last 200,000 thousand years intelligent life emerged.
User avatar #406 - affix (01/22/2015) [-]
What's your age.
User avatar #409 - jouten (01/22/2015) [-]
What does that have to do with anything? I'm 22
User avatar #410 - affix (01/22/2015) [-]
Its got to do with my curiosity, anyway thanks.

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User avatar #203 - kattr (11/21/2014) [-]
you're gay homo fag
User avatar #204 to #203 - jouten (11/21/2014) [-]
but I say no homo everytime
#201 - evilicious (10/14/2014) [-]
Hullo!
Hullo!
#202 to #201 - jouten (10/14/2014) [-]
Hey-oh
Hey-oh
User avatar #193 - posttwo (07/17/2014) [-]
Jouten... dont even read what f0 and his spam alts say
Also, I came here to say I love you
User avatar #189 - tehbestever (12/29/2013) [-]
anime poussy
#183 - zameckis (07/29/2012) [-]
nice kid the thief avatar
User avatar #184 to #183 - jouten (07/30/2012) [-]
THANK YOU!
I was afraid nobody recognises it
User avatar #185 to #184 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
hahaha, looks like you have a high set of affection to case closed
or that thief eh,
well, it took my attention since the first time i saw the manga
User avatar #186 to #185 - jouten (07/30/2012) [-]
I LOVE Detective Conan and Kaito Kid! But sadly his anime series doesn't have so many episodes.
User avatar #187 to #186 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
-sip tea-
indeed
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#76 - lonelyginger ONLINE (01/12/2012) [-]
sorry. i left for awhile and forgot.
<this is what i had done for aussiepixel.
its a bit large, but i didnt check the size of the canvas in the program before i started :P
User avatar #78 to #91 - lonelyginger ONLINE (01/12/2012) [-]
haha^^ thanks.
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User avatar #54 to #66 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
Glad to hear that. I'm sure it will get better soon.
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User avatar #66 to #77 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
I hope you'll get over it sooner later. This can't drag you down, forever, right?
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User avatar #74 to #82 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
sorry I didn't get your other comment, I deleted my other comment, because there where a lot of grammatical mistakes in it.
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User avatar #72 to #82 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
I really can't say anything about this, I can't read therealrainbowdash's mind, but I believe you, when you say that she said more to you than occassionally "I love you", so you'd think that she really wants something from you and even give out your IRL information.
She really did a crappy job at drawing the line and instead of avoiding to be rude she crushed your heart and I don't see a mistake on your behalf. You need to stop thinking about what she was thinking, probably she didn't think much about it (though I can't really tell because I didn't read your conversations). I recommend you to check her of as a thing of the past.
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User avatar #82 to #93 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
You shouldn't worry too much about her. insert smart quote here: or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as solving algebra equation's as chewing bubble gum
She'll be fine, I think she has enough friends who'll help her out. But maybe she's worrying about you, too? I mean she would probably feel really guilty if you did something to yourself. You should tell her that you are (more or less) fine, if you haven't done this already. And don't wait for her message, but rather hope she won't be texting you again. It's better that way.
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User avatar #96 to #109 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
You're worrying too much about her. I think she only feels bad because of this specific story so it would be best not to make things worse (she probably still thinks you're trying to be together with her). And if she has other problems, I don't think she wants to talk with you about it. She said that she doesn't want to be enemies with you anymore, but she didn't say she wants to be friends with you already. You have to treat her just like any other person, now.
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User avatar #207 to #97 - kattr (12/11/2014) [-]
Lol GAAAAAAAAY
User avatar #98 to #111 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
I tell you, you shouldn't. Her problems are her problems and shouldn't be yours. May sound harsh, but you have enough own problems, I guess
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User avatar #100 to #113 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
I don't want you to talk to her. Imo you should try to avoid her for quite a time. Your last sentence perfectly shows why. She'll be fine, I'm sure.
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User avatar #102 to #115 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if you should do that either...
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User avatar #104 to #117 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
I didn't say that but you could tell her that you don't want to talk to her at the moment. At least keep the distance for a while. Because now you are just waiting for her message with your hopes up. That's not good.
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User avatar #109 to #122 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
Ok. It's just that she is doing this to you right now. And by ignoring someone it's easier to forget this someone, which I really recommend you to do. I wasn't thinking about what she is going to do if you ignore her, but rather that it would be for yourself to just ignore her and try to get away from her, so you can concentrate on your own life again.
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User avatar #106 to #119 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
Ok that's good. But, please just don't think about her too much. For your own good.
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#52 - MatthewDMerrill (01/10/2012) [-]
Why you delete me from friends?
#51 to #57 - jouten (01/04/2012) [-]
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Why are you showing this to me?
User avatar #45 - KevinPutt (12/24/2011) [-]
Did jew roll 999999999?
#44 - User ONLINE (12/24/2011) [-]
**User rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Kids Now vs. Kids Then ** Happy Holidays
**User rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Kids Now vs. Kids Then ** Happy Holidays
#41 - anonymous (12/20/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 604,883,028** I'm anonymous and can still view your profile u mad?
#43 to #47 - anonymous (12/23/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 82** Anon Richard Simmons
User avatar #42 to #47 - swissdude (12/20/2011) [-]
He mad.
#36 - simmen ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
Yo homie, I can see that you're a brony
And since I'm your secret Santa, here is a pony
Its a pinkie pie with a awesome santa hat
I mean, what could be more Christmasy then that
I really just wanted to say merry Christmas
Wishing you a happy new year, I hope it will be kickass
#37 to #42 - jouten (12/19/2011) [-]
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Oh my god thank you! That was awesome!
User avatar #38 to #43 - jouten (12/19/2011) [-]
Also merry Christmas to you, too!
User avatar #39 to #44 - simmen ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
You're welcome :)
And thank you!

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3041546/Secret+Santa/
Go be a secret Santa for someone, spread the Christmas spirit! =)

User avatar #40 to #45 - jouten (12/19/2011) [-]
okey dokey lokey!
User avatar #34 - techketzer (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey man.
Thanks for linking that Economic Hitman video.
It's 100% accurate in my opinion.
I'll show it around to my buddies and see what they think of it, too.

That's all.
Merry Christmas and all the best for the coming year.
User avatar #35 to #40 - jouten (12/19/2011) [-]
Hi, thanks. I uploaded it because in another content I read how a funnyjunker sees the US as a selfless hero.

Merry Christmas to you, too!
User avatar #32 - aaronjzc (12/19/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas I'm your secret (FJ) santa. Here's what I'm giving you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD2u9W9EPfs

Also, if you don't know what I'm talking about, click here
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3037958/Secret+Santa/
User avatar #33 to #38 - jouten (12/19/2011) [-]
Oh thank you! Merry Christmas to you, too!
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