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#47 - America would execute the guy attempting suicide, because suic…  [+] (7 new replies) 21 hours ago on best suicide attempt i've... +22
User avatar #132 - Fgner (12 hours ago) [-]
1) Death penalty is for extreme cases. Like serial rapists and murderers who have absolutely no chance at rehabilitation. After all, regardless of how poor the American system is at it, prison is meant to be a place to make up for your crime and learn to be better, not to suffer. Okay... maybe a little. But still, even an attempted murder isn't death penalty - it's on average 10 years.

2) Suicide itself isn't illegal. Sure murder is, and you can consider it "self murder" - but that is never used... Pretty much ever.
#105 - xxxsonic fanxxx (14 hours ago) [-]
Suicide is illegal not only in the US but almost everywhere. But it's not that it works like "if you kill yourself we're gonna arrest your ass". Death of a person has like a milion implications and effects. It is to prevent suicides in hope of financial gain for the family, to incriminate someone and so on. Furthermore a failed attempt has it's effects aswell. So suicide has to have a legal status like that.
User avatar #133 - Fgner (11 hours ago) [-]
Read up on suicide legislation, it's actually interestingly not illegal in "almost everywhere", in fact it's illegal in "almost nowhere".

In the U.S., many states will hold you in the hospital or send you to a mental ward to ensure you're stable before your release though.

Suicide isn't allowed for financial gains via life insurance because of the contract you sign for your life insurance, not because it's illegal. Although doing illegal things when you die violates it as well.
#69 - ballsofearth (19 hours ago) [-]
well... it's true...
#117 - mantou (13 hours ago) [-]
at least it kept him from killing himself
User avatar #110 - ballsofearth (14 hours ago) [-]
Yup. I actually saw this as a content yesterday. Anon's words reminded me of that guy.
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#11 - >auction still up for a day Either OP doesn't know…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Nothing suspicious here at... +5
User avatar #12 - usamajime (10/24/2014) [-]
I'll admit I don't know shit about ebay.
User avatar #14 - chrisel (10/25/2014) [-]
eBay is an auction site where people can place ads for their stuff and others can buy it. When nobody has put up a bid or only a few the bids will be extremely low and below price, however, after time progresses more people try to outbid each other and so the price rises. There is still a whole day left which is in eBay time quite what so it is almost guaranteed that the price will go up significantly.

OP acts like the auction is about to end or that this is what the seller asks for the console.
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#19 - And I wa getting worried 10/24/2014 on Boyfriend & Girlfriend 0
#5 - Maybe he's a highlander 10/24/2014 on Die another day 0
#14 - Fresh Prince was such a good show 10/24/2014 on The Fresh Prince 0
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#201 - evilicious (10/14/2014) [-]
#202 to #201 - jouten (10/14/2014) [-]
#196 - yibdiy (09/29/2014) [-]
Why are you such a big meanie?
Why are you such a big meanie?
User avatar #197 to #196 - jouten (09/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #198 to #197 - yibdiy (09/30/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/anime/1051377#1051377 Eh, just wondering why'd you get all pissy, when yeo thumbed down your comment, and thumbed down most of the thread
User avatar #199 to #198 - jouten (09/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #193 - posttwo (07/17/2014) [-]
Jouten... dont even read what f0 and his spam alts say
Also, I came here to say I love you
#191 - fzero (07/17/2014) [-]
Jouten...Listen to this anon. I speak for FJ and for the people that agree with this. I know that you like this anime and manga. You like taking care of this channel. Right? It has gone out of control. You see trolls, baiters, lame jokes. Some are not even jokes. It's all around bad for anime and manga around here. I will get to what I want to say soon. And thank you if you are reading this. I love anime. I am a big anime fan. I love other anime fans. But on this site. They are the worst thing you can imagine. Yes, there are nice ones. Ones that you can trust. But most of them here, on Funnyjunk are down right terrible, rude, obnoxious. I don't even know if this will help it. It might just a little. But that's what we need. We need your help. But this choice is completely up to you, as you own this channel. We need you to...Take it down. This site would be better. Yes this doesn't stop the anime fans. But like I said it would help Funnyjunk. Trust me. So. Would you like to help Funnyjunk by deleting "animemanga" or would you like to keep and maintain this channel you own. I completely understand if you say no. I will not dislike you for it. Before you write, just. Think it over for a bit. Please.
User avatar #192 to #191 - jouten (07/17/2014) [-]
And I'm also not gonna delete random images on the channel. Tell me what images you think are **** or offensive and I'll think about deleting them, I haven't noticed anything particularly horrible
User avatar #189 - tehbestever (12/29/2013) [-]
anime poussy
#183 - zameckis (07/29/2012) [-]
nice kid the thief avatar
User avatar #184 to #183 - jouten (07/30/2012) [-]
I was afraid nobody recognises it
User avatar #185 to #184 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
hahaha, looks like you have a high set of affection to case closed
or that thief eh,
well, it took my attention since the first time i saw the manga
User avatar #186 to #185 - jouten (07/30/2012) [-]
I LOVE Detective Conan and Kaito Kid! But sadly his anime series doesn't have so many episodes.
User avatar #187 to #186 - zameckis (07/30/2012) [-]
-sip tea-
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#76 - lonelyginger ONLINE (01/12/2012) [-]
sorry. i left for awhile and forgot.
<this is what i had done for aussiepixel.
its a bit large, but i didnt check the size of the canvas in the program before i started :P
User avatar #78 to #91 - lonelyginger ONLINE (01/12/2012) [-]
haha^^ thanks.
User avatar #53 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]

I recently texted with her a bit, and we agreed to at least not to be enemies anymore. I doubt that things will change much except for that, so it's not a huge relief (because I'm still really sad about the relationship thing)... at least it's something, though.
User avatar #54 to #66 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
Glad to hear that. I'm sure it will get better soon.
User avatar #64 to #67 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
To be honest, it doesn't feel that much better in the end anyway...
Not that I don't appreciate that me and her aren't enemies now, but after all that happened, I'm pretty sure I'll never even have a chance of a relationship with her anymore... and that still makes me really sad.
User avatar #66 to #77 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
I hope you'll get over it sooner later. This can't drag you down, forever, right?
User avatar #69 to #79 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
At this point I just don't know.

The way I see it right now, I guess you could say I might be in the friendzone with her...
I guess that's better than being enemies, but I still don't know the reasons for everything that happened. For instance, she DID act a lot like she truly liked me too on several occasions. And by that, I mean more than just saying "I love you", and actually using my feelings for her to make me give her my real name. She said something like "if you really love me, then please give me your real name!". It's one of these things that still confuses me right now. Sam said that she (kind of) pretended to like me to not be harsh, but if that was the case, why did she go as far as getting my real name? There are more examples like this, and it just confuses me. Sam (and also she) said that she never INTENDED to mislead me into thinking she loved me, but if you look at that example, it just doesn't make sense.

I promised her not to bother her unless she talks to me first, but I really want to at least ask her to shed some light on this.
User avatar #74 to #82 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
sorry I didn't get your other comment, I deleted my other comment, because there where a lot of grammatical mistakes in it.
User avatar #75 to #88 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
I was starting to wonder why it didn't show up... gimme a moment.
User avatar #72 to #82 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
I really can't say anything about this, I can't read therealrainbowdash's mind, but I believe you, when you say that she said more to you than occassionally "I love you", so you'd think that she really wants something from you and even give out your IRL information.
She really did a crappy job at drawing the line and instead of avoiding to be rude she crushed your heart and I don't see a mistake on your behalf. You need to stop thinking about what she was thinking, probably she didn't think much about it (though I can't really tell because I didn't read your conversations). I recommend you to check her of as a thing of the past.
User avatar #81 to #86 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]

I'm trying to understand and help her with any possible issues she might be having... Even thought I didn't really do anything wrong on my part when being mislead + asking her out, this whole situation caused a lot of pressure to be put on her, and I want to fix that.
User avatar #80 to #86 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
PS: I don't EXPECT her to ever be willing to even try a relationship with me (especially after this), but I still care for her, and the least I can do is help her with any issues she might have (especially issues that came from this situation).
User avatar #79 to #86 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
Welp.. I got a bit caught up talking to Sam + having visitors right now.

Anyways, it is really hard to know how she thinks, and her weird/mysterious ways were one of the things that I was attracted to (everyone likes to be weird in their own ways...), except that I didn't think it was this serious back then. I've talked a bit to Sam and Kaboosen, and I suspect she might be dealing with some issues herself. I don't know anything for sure, but Sam is worried about her too, because she might have been suicidal on New Year's eve + being under a lot of pressure after this situation. I assume she doesn't want to be pushed by this, so obviously I'm going to leave her alone unless she talks to me (and it's probably best if not that many people know about this, except her friends). For now I'm talking to Sam and Kaboosen about this, and maybe I can at least somehow get her to know that she can trust me and talk to me about anything. Seeing as she might be having worries from this situation, I think it could be good if she talked to me about it. Again, I'm not going to bother her or push her at all.
User avatar #82 to #93 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
You shouldn't worry too much about her. insert smart quote here: or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as solving algebra equation's as chewing bubble gum
She'll be fine, I think she has enough friends who'll help her out. But maybe she's worrying about you, too? I mean she would probably feel really guilty if you did something to yourself. You should tell her that you are (more or less) fine, if you haven't done this already. And don't wait for her message, but rather hope she won't be texting you again. It's better that way.
User avatar #95 to #96 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
Even if her friends can help her out, I feel like I maybe should too, seeing as I'm the one who started this whole thing. And if she's worrying about me too, it might be a good idea if me and her talked and helped each other out. I won't bother her or push her, but if she's okay with talking to me, I want to, because I still care about her, and I'm worried too.
User avatar #96 to #109 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
You're worrying too much about her. I think she only feels bad because of this specific story so it would be best not to make things worse (she probably still thinks you're trying to be together with her). And if she has other problems, I don't think she wants to talk with you about it. She said that she doesn't want to be enemies with you anymore, but she didn't say she wants to be friends with you already. You have to treat her just like any other person, now.
#97 to #110 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
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I know she doesn't want a relationship with me. I'm not expecting her to ever want it either.
I only want to fix things for the better, and if she has issues she doesn't want to talk to me about, that's fine. I just... worry about her.
User avatar #98 to #111 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
I tell you, you shouldn't. Her problems are her problems and shouldn't be yours. May sound harsh, but you have enough own problems, I guess
User avatar #99 to #112 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
I know what you mean, but don't worry... I'm not going to talk to her first, unless she talks to me. If she feels sorry for me or just feels bad about this situation, I'll see if she wants to talk about it. And 95% of my worries right now are about her...
User avatar #100 to #113 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
I don't want you to talk to her. Imo you should try to avoid her for quite a time. Your last sentence perfectly shows why. She'll be fine, I'm sure.
User avatar #101 to #114 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
I said I wouldn't, UNLESS she talks to me.

User avatar #102 to #115 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if you should do that either...
#103 to #116 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
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I'm not going to ignore her if she does talk to me.
In my opinion it's never a good idea to simply ignore someone, and it's better to at least hear what they have to say.

User avatar #104 to #117 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
I didn't say that but you could tell her that you don't want to talk to her at the moment. At least keep the distance for a while. Because now you are just waiting for her message with your hopes up. That's not good.
User avatar #108 to #118 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
Well.. the only thing I can possibly think of that ignoring her would lead to, is either that she will give up on talking to me (and in turn ignoring me), or become "desperate" to get my attention and then feel sorry for me. Either way, it just seems weird and I'm not going to play psychological warfare or whatever you can call it. I'll simply leave her alone, but talk back to her if she talks to me.
User avatar #109 to #122 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
Ok. It's just that she is doing this to you right now. And by ignoring someone it's easier to forget this someone, which I really recommend you to do. I wasn't thinking about what she is going to do if you ignore her, but rather that it would be for yourself to just ignore her and try to get away from her, so you can concentrate on your own life again.
#105 to #118 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
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I've never NOT wanted to talk to her... regardless of anything. And if I tell her I don't want to talk to her, I don't think that will do any good. For now I'll do nothing, and if she decides to talk to me, I'll respond. But I'm not waiting with any hopes or expectations.
User avatar #106 to #119 - jouten (01/12/2012) [-]
Ok that's good. But, please just don't think about her too much. For your own good.
User avatar #107 to #120 - sniffythebird (01/12/2012) [-]
Unfortunately, I can't control that.
#52 - MatthewDMerrill (01/10/2012) [-]
Why you delete me from friends?
#51 to #57 - jouten (01/04/2012) [-]
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Why are you showing this to me?
User avatar #45 - KevinPutt (12/24/2011) [-]
Did jew roll 999999999?
#44 - User (12/24/2011) [-]
**User rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Kids Now vs. Kids Then ** Happy Holidays
**User rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Kids Now vs. Kids Then ** Happy Holidays
#41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/20/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 604,883,028** I'm anonymous and can still view your profile u mad?
#43 to #47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/23/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 82** Anon Richard Simmons
User avatar #42 to #47 - swissdude (12/20/2011) [-]
He mad.
#36 - simmen (12/19/2011) [-]
Yo homie, I can see that you're a brony
And since I'm your secret Santa, here is a pony
Its a pinkie pie with a awesome santa hat
I mean, what could be more Christmasy then that
I really just wanted to say merry Christmas
Wishing you a happy new year, I hope it will be kickass
#37 to #42 - jouten (12/19/2011) [-]
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Oh my god thank you! That was awesome!
User avatar #38 to #43 - jouten (12/19/2011) [-]
Also merry Christmas to you, too!
User avatar #39 to #44 - simmen (12/19/2011) [-]
You're welcome :)
And thank you!

Go be a secret Santa for someone, spread the Christmas spirit! =)

User avatar #40 to #45 - jouten (12/19/2011) [-]
okey dokey lokey!
User avatar #34 - techketzer (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey man.
Thanks for linking that Economic Hitman video.
It's 100% accurate in my opinion.
I'll show it around to my buddies and see what they think of it, too.

That's all.
Merry Christmas and all the best for the coming year.
User avatar #35 to #40 - jouten (12/19/2011) [-]
Hi, thanks. I uploaded it because in another content I read how a funnyjunker sees the US as a selfless hero.

Merry Christmas to you, too!
User avatar #32 - aaronjzc (12/19/2011) [-]
Merry Christmas I'm your secret (FJ) santa. Here's what I'm giving you


Also, if you don't know what I'm talking about, click here
User avatar #33 to #38 - jouten (12/19/2011) [-]
Oh thank you! Merry Christmas to you, too!
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