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#121 - Picture 02/27/2013 on In a Parallel Universe +1
#48 - found below and it was just too suitable  [+] (17 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Burger King of Kings +3
User avatar #50 - thebritishguy (02/27/2013) [-]
except he said it
User avatar #113 - neverccd (02/28/2013) [-]
There are many christians, such as myself, who deny the validity of Revelations entirely. Compare the gospels to what is said in revelations and it doesn't line up at all.
User avatar #116 - thebritishguy (02/28/2013) [-]
It was edited and books were banned and chosen, it has been proven historically incorrect on a lot of ways, compare the gospels to other books, why not deny the validity of the entire book?
User avatar #119 - neverccd (02/28/2013) [-]
Except that we found original manuscripts that matched the current translations with an extremely high margin. You might have heard of the Dead Sea Scrolls. And yes heretical texts such as the gnostic gospels were taken out, but that was mostly because they were written generations even centuries after Christ.
User avatar #120 - thebritishguy (03/01/2013) [-]
but they missed out the best parts! the bit were Jesus tames the dragons, Eve the demon bitch, god accidentally putting the faces on backwards, the bit were jesus makes living statues and fucks some kid up because he broke them.
User avatar #121 - neverccd (03/05/2013) [-]
Again, those were written close to or upwards of a century after the crucifixion unlike the synoptic gospels which were written less than a decade after Christ's death. The latest non-heretical gospel was the gospel of John which was written about 30 years after. And the demon bitch I'm assuming you're referring to Lilith, the account of which wasn't written until the 1600s and draws heavily from Sumerian myths of vampires and succubi.
User avatar #122 - thebritishguy (03/05/2013) [-]
nuh uh there were references to her in the dead sea scrolls
User avatar #123 - neverccd (03/05/2013) [-]
References. Not a comprehensive account that united scattered writings from unreliable sources.
User avatar #83 - retributionthepimp (02/27/2013) [-]
You were there to hear it?
User avatar #99 - thebritishguy (02/27/2013) [-]
I think it is bullshit but the character of Jesus in the book will say it
User avatar #81 - theshadowed (02/27/2013) [-]
No, obviously not. Revelations is what is to come, the Armageddon.
User avatar #98 - thebritishguy (02/27/2013) [-]
what difference does it make when he says it?
User avatar #101 - theshadowed (02/27/2013) [-]
Well, Jesus was a real person. So the people who wrote that part were obviously making it up, or had a 'vision'
User avatar #112 - thebritishguy (02/27/2013) [-]
why do you believe anything the bible says? this is how it was made:
a guy didn't like the Jews so he created a seperate religion called the Christians, people hated it at first but then there were a few (I think around 16) churches in an area which were Christian, they decided they needed a book so they looked at all the Jewish myths and debated on which ones to include based on whether they wanted to teach them or whether they made sense, then they took the myths and edited them so that they all folded into one another and made some stuff up to fill in the missing gaps, that is what you read today. One of the banned books I like most is "Lilith" the original Adam and Eve story I have it here: http://www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jRaD52H6kAA remove the boobies
User avatar #114 - theshadowed (02/28/2013) [-]
Well, you're wrong.

Jesus was real. As were Muhammad, Buddha, and Confucius. Anyway, he didn't
'hate' Jews. Him and his disciples WERE Jewish. He taught the views of the Jewish
Holy Books, but in his interpretation. After he was crucified by the Jewish holy leaders
for criticizing them, his disciples decided to follow his views, creating a break-off
religion. They started to found churches teaching their views, and eventually the
religion spread massively.
User avatar #115 - thebritishguy (02/28/2013) [-]
ok, but the bible was still made in that way, It was edited and books were banned and chosen why would anyone read it?
User avatar #118 - theshadowed (02/28/2013) [-]
As a guideline I suppose. Holy Books are the reason I turned to un-organized religion
#47 - Picture 02/27/2013 on Burger King of Kings +4
#113 - First asians read minds, then this? .. 02/27/2013 on 12-21-2012 0
#101 - sorry sir but the third one is wrong.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Smart answer -2
User avatar #122 - drunkasaurus (02/27/2013) [-]
my name is Shithead
#113 - rieskimo (02/27/2013) [-]
I don't think so.
My answer was 4.83>4.8

Unless you're operating under some other math(s) principle that I don't know of, I'm pretty sure my third answer was correct by 3/100ths
#128 - Picture 02/27/2013 on How and why??? +3
#158 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2013 on No more little scar +6
User avatar #172 - freight (02/26/2013) [-]
you accidentally the gif
User avatar #185 - snipys (02/26/2013) [-]
He accidentally the whole gif? That must have hurt.
#196 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2013 on Feel Good Story +7
#208 - boobyjube (02/26/2013) [-]
i'm glad it hurts you
#190 - Picture 02/26/2013 on Feel Good Story +1
#98 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2013 on Happy Birthday Mom! 0
#99 - darkjustifier (02/26/2013) [-]
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