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#5 - Lol at how Holland is always high. 07/12/2013 on Super Polska Plumbing 0
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on dat face -5
#4 - mr skeltal (07/12/2013) [-]
You think you're so cool for saying that. I bet you use the terms, swag and yolo frequently. My god, what a fucking kid you are.
#6 - Summerford, Summmer field, Summerfield? 07/09/2013 on weird, huh? 0
#19 - I know, they are as bad as the bielevers. I mean, ofcourse it'…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Larry King +7
User avatar #20 - mcniggertoast (07/04/2013) [-]
I don't think that he chooses his own clothes for those events, most celebreties got a stylist, nicki minaj doesnt choose her shitty dresses herself either
#28 - mr skeltal (07/04/2013) [-]
So... they're forced to wear those clothes? Or do they just not own a mirror?
User avatar #31 - mcniggertoast (07/04/2013) [-]
to create an image for themselves, i am sorry if i am very wrong, but i am pretty sure that justin bieber has got a stylist.
User avatar #36 - Timmietim (07/04/2013) [-]
I think you can say no to your stylist.
User avatar #40 - mcniggertoast (07/04/2013) [-]
well then.. forget everything i have said...
#17 - I don't give a crap about her not giving a crap. I'm no hater …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Larry King 0
User avatar #18 - mcniggertoast (07/04/2013) [-]
well... uhm.. some of them are funny, but there are just so much abundant and retarded hate: "justing bieber fag huehueheuhue"
#19 - jorisnl (07/04/2013) [-]
I know, they are as bad as the bielevers. I mean, ofcourse it's just a kid and sometimes, enough is enough. Gotta admit he sometimes provokes the hate. Image slightly related.
User avatar #20 - mcniggertoast (07/04/2013) [-]
I don't think that he chooses his own clothes for those events, most celebreties got a stylist, nicki minaj doesnt choose her shitty dresses herself either
#28 - mr skeltal (07/04/2013) [-]
So... they're forced to wear those clothes? Or do they just not own a mirror?
User avatar #31 - mcniggertoast (07/04/2013) [-]
to create an image for themselves, i am sorry if i am very wrong, but i am pretty sure that justin bieber has got a stylist.
User avatar #36 - Timmietim (07/04/2013) [-]
I think you can say no to your stylist.
User avatar #40 - mcniggertoast (07/04/2013) [-]
well then.. forget everything i have said...
#6 - Lol  [+] (33 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Larry King +41
User avatar #63 - LocoJoe (07/04/2013) [-]
*Buddy Holly
User avatar #62 - xXCorpitoXx (07/04/2013) [-]
Why would God want this faggot anywhere near Heaven?
Wouldn't be much of a paradise then now would it?
User avatar #47 - misterobotunicorn (07/04/2013) [-]
His expressions is like he has never been insulted before.
User avatar #46 - kailybailybo (07/04/2013) [-]
Anyone have the actual video??
User avatar #50 - floraa (07/04/2013) [-]
/watch?v=RRBoPveyETc
User avatar #65 - kailybailybo (07/04/2013) [-]
I meant the one with Bieber, but thanks anyways.
#41 - mr skeltal (07/04/2013) [-]
No, 2pac is just as horrible.
#39 - wildemu (07/04/2013) [-]
*Dimebag Darrell
User avatar #60 - namnori (07/04/2013) [-]
Anyone*
#54 - mr skeltal (07/04/2013) [-]
*Kurt Cobain
User avatar #61 - crazyoljew (07/04/2013) [-]
Wanna hear a joke about Kurt Cobain?
User avatar #49 - teoberry (07/04/2013) [-]
>metal
>good

pick one
#53 - foxxywithpaws (07/04/2013) [-]
Fuck off, mate.

And I vote Bon Scott.
User avatar #56 - teoberry (07/04/2013) [-]
ACDC isn't metal. They're ok.
#57 - foxxywithpaws (07/04/2013) [-]
In that case, you can stay.

But yeah, I know they aren't even close to metal.
User avatar #59 - foxxywithpaws (07/04/2013) [-]
oh goddamnit, that smiley
User avatar #44 - largilloquent (07/04/2013) [-]
*dio
User avatar #52 - cleavage (07/04/2013) [-]
*chuck schuldiner
User avatar #43 - tynerd (07/04/2013) [-]
Oh, another metalhead. \m/
User avatar #16 - mcniggertoast (07/04/2013) [-]
give me one good reason to hate justin bieber, just one...
you're all just joining the hate to not stand alone, but you're gaining nothing and he doesnt give a crap about your hate...
i am no JB fan but it's just pointless..
#64 - penguinthegreat (07/04/2013) [-]
i dunno i hate him because he made some fucking retarded statements in interviews proving that he is as dumb as people think
User avatar #25 - andnowducks (07/04/2013) [-]
good reason huh?

1. His music is shit

I'm okay with someone who's bad at singing, but a nice guy out of the industry, but I'll give two reaons because fuck you.

2. He's a heartless dumb bastard
#26 - vidarhehe (07/04/2013) [-]
Listen to one of his aoucistic(?) songs.. he sings preetty good! just wanted to point that out
User avatar #24 - mondominiman (07/04/2013) [-]
I only disliked him because he was/is a jerk to his fans. The people who made him who he is and he brushes them off
#17 - jorisnl (07/04/2013) [-]
I don't give a crap about her not giving a crap. I'm no hater I just think it's hilarious.
User avatar #18 - mcniggertoast (07/04/2013) [-]
well... uhm.. some of them are funny, but there are just so much abundant and retarded hate: "justing bieber fag huehueheuhue"
#19 - jorisnl (07/04/2013) [-]
I know, they are as bad as the bielevers. I mean, ofcourse it's just a kid and sometimes, enough is enough. Gotta admit he sometimes provokes the hate. Image slightly related.
User avatar #20 - mcniggertoast (07/04/2013) [-]
I don't think that he chooses his own clothes for those events, most celebreties got a stylist, nicki minaj doesnt choose her shitty dresses herself either
#28 - mr skeltal (07/04/2013) [-]
So... they're forced to wear those clothes? Or do they just not own a mirror?
User avatar #31 - mcniggertoast (07/04/2013) [-]
to create an image for themselves, i am sorry if i am very wrong, but i am pretty sure that justin bieber has got a stylist.
User avatar #36 - Timmietim (07/04/2013) [-]
I think you can say no to your stylist.
User avatar #40 - mcniggertoast (07/04/2013) [-]
well then.. forget everything i have said...
#9 - mr skeltal (07/04/2013) [-]
His face looks like he's trying to figure out who 2pac is. xD
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2013 on This kills the man +11
#20 - asftrooper (07/04/2013) [-]
#25 - rickyhooverslobes (07/04/2013) [-]
#8 - Its fake btw 07/04/2013 on almost 0
#134 - **jorisnl rolls 651** 07/03/2013 on Momo 0
#10 - MFW I wake up and see this new layout. 07/03/2013 on Where did the titles go? 0
#1 - Lol at the burning truck.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on How to cross street and... +12
User avatar #18 - pedospartan (07/04/2013) [-]
i was like wut. the. fuck.
#116 - "We are a way of the cosmos to know itself" Wow. 07/02/2013 on So i heard you like facts,... 0
#4 - Picture 06/27/2013 on yes +1
#9 - These are involved in like 80% of the crashes. 06/27/2013 on How not to drive +1
#6 - Car* 06/27/2013 on How not to drive 0
#5 - This ******* csr  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2013 on How not to drive +1
#8 - mr skeltal (06/27/2013) [-]
I always thought these cars looked pretty cool, too bad they seem a little cheap and dangerous.
#9 - jorisnl (06/27/2013) [-]
These are involved in like 80% of the crashes.
#6 - jorisnl (06/27/2013) [-]
Car*
#4 - Props to the last driver. 06/27/2013 on How not to drive +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Tattoos +32
User avatar #9 - crazyhindu (06/23/2013) [-]
See heres the think about that picture, you can get that "1,200" tattoo for much cheaper at the same quality.
User avatar #13 - rickyhooverslobes (06/23/2013) [-]
No, not from someone who knows what they are doing. Photo realistic tattoos that are done extremely well are the most expensive by far.
User avatar #16 - crazyhindu (06/23/2013) [-]
Thats true but i personally know people who have gotten amazing quality tattoos for just a couple of hundred dollars
#25 - Agreed. 06/22/2013 on Fuckin' tumblr... part 2 +3
#22 - "must of been"...  [+] (16 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Fuckin' tumblr... part 2 +44
#208 - mr skeltal (06/23/2013) [-]
I personally detest "me either."
You wouldn't say: "Either do I." So why in God's name would you choose to say me either.
#23 - hugotr has deleted their comment.
User avatar #200 - cadencee (06/23/2013) [-]
Your right, I totally agree with you're statement.
#179 - mr skeltal (06/23/2013) [-]
Nah bruh. "Then" vs "that".
#103 - mr skeltal (06/23/2013) [-]
'Then' and 'Than' is what annoys me the most. than is only one word with one purpose. and people don't fucking use it when it's necessary! instead they use 'then'. which makes their sentence look fucking stupid.

"i am a higher level then you"

"you have i higher level then i what?"
User avatar #95 - bighairyfart (06/23/2013) [-]
For me, "affect" & "effect" are more annoying.
#90 - mr skeltal (06/22/2013) [-]
to be honest "must of" is the worst. at least for me
User avatar #89 - shongolo (06/22/2013) [-]
Your right
User avatar #74 - niggerstrangler (06/22/2013) [-]
"defiantly" Makes me cringe
#73 - mr skeltal (06/22/2013) [-]
Most annoying overall in my opinion, "must of been"! It makes no sense! People know what "of" means, they use it in other sentences. What the hell do they think it means in that sentence!
User avatar #67 - hydraetis (06/22/2013) [-]
There their they're, try not to let them bother you.
User avatar #30 - huffe (06/22/2013) [-]
after that is "defiantly" instead of "definitively"
User avatar #182 - opticmonkey (06/23/2013) [-]
I don't think I've ever seen someone use "defiantly" when they meant to say "definitively". I always thought that was the way dyslexic people spelled "definitely".
#31 - chadkromby (06/22/2013) [-]
I thought people did that deliberately.
User avatar #34 - huffe (06/22/2013) [-]
oh no they don't. they're just too stupid to know the difference. my ex did this all the time while chatting with me
#25 - jorisnl (06/22/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#2 - Comment deleted 06/22/2013 on Listening to Music in Public 0
#18 - Gotta love space n **** 06/22/2013 on universe +5
#5 - Picture 06/21/2013 on Thats master Roshi +11
#15 - We must go deeper. 06/21/2013 on Title +2
#69 - Still the best creepypasta:  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2013 on creepy! +3
User avatar #84 - xDann (06/21/2013) [-]
Wow definitely worth the read
User avatar #70 - theavatarspupil (06/21/2013) [-]
Yes, very much so
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User avatar #1 - meter (04/21/2013) [-]
Joris, waar woon jij?
#2 to #1 - jorisnl (04/25/2013) [-]
Vlak bij Den Bosch hoezo?
User avatar #3 to #2 - meter (04/25/2013) [-]
er zou een hele kleine kans zijn dat ik je wellicht zou kennen, vroeg me af =P
#4 to #3 - jorisnl (04/25/2013) [-]
Haha, en denk je nog steeds dat het zo is?
User avatar #5 to #4 - meter (04/25/2013) [-]
nee, ik woon in utrecht..
#6 to #5 - jorisnl (04/25/2013) [-]
Aha, nja Nederland de gekste dan maar
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