Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

jorgefuber

Rank #27427 on Comments
jorgefuber Avatar Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Offline
Send mail to jorgefuber Block jorgefuber Invite jorgefuber to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:8/07/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#27427
Highest Content Rank:#5857
Highest Comment Rank:#427
Content Thumbs: 1896 total,  2167 ,  271
Comment Thumbs: 7781 total,  9267 ,  1486
Content Level Progress: 95% (95/100)
Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:2
Content Views:73795
Times Content Favorited:57 times
Total Comments Made:2345
FJ Points:525

latest user's comments

#164 - or you could just use the sword to cut your head off 03/26/2013 on 4chan on suicide +1
#2 - hipsters and 12 year old swaggie twilight girls  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on i hate tumblr 0
User avatar #3 - almosteagle (03/23/2013) [-]
I agree.
#164 - ohhh maybe that explains it...none of them were moving at all 03/14/2013 on Even Whales .... +1
#161 - one time i was in my backyard when i saw two praying mantis's …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Even Whales .... +3
User avatar #163 - isradam (03/14/2013) [-]
If it was a praying mantis, it would be dead after sex.
User avatar #169 - nightmaren (03/15/2013) [-]
Actually they only kill each other after sex when they're in captivity, or being observed or something like that. Nobody knows why.
#170 - isradam (03/15/2013) [-]
Are you telling me that praying mantises behave like gladiators??
We should call them gladiator mantises.
User avatar #164 - jorgefuber (03/14/2013) [-]
ohhh maybe that explains it...none of them were moving at all
#54 - one time when i was 7 we were in the haunted mansion ride and …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Personally That Sounds Like... +27
User avatar #56 - theycallmeloye (03/13/2013) [-]
Once I got stopped for 45 minutes on that ride. What made it worse was that I was on the ride with my 70 year old grandpa who had just come out of a long, deep depression so needless to say this emotionally took quite a toll on him.
#106 - anonymous (03/13/2013) [-]
I was stopped on the same ride for 30 minutes with my PTSD-suffering Vietnam POW Uncle Ricardo who suddenly went into gook-flashback mode. Needless to say, that was the most interesting 30 minutes of my entire fucking life.
#149 - Comment deleted  [+] (19 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Toddlers -4
#236 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (03/02/2013) [-]
If you wana run around and try to be the best there is, the get a Call of duty game (all are the exact same so pick any). Battlefield games are also good because they provide a nice FPS experience with the actual physics of warfare. But if you are not too into war games and more of an RPG fellow, then I would suggest Skyrim. You can never go wrong with skyrim, all the dragons and enemies you can fight and dungeons with lots of loot and bad guys to fuck up. Hope this helped.
User avatar #195 - angelmatvey (03/02/2013) [-]
Halo, Battlefield 3, Gears of War, Far Cry, Skyrim. Maybe CoD, too, I mostly don't like it 'cause I suck at it.
#227 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
since when has Gears of War been an fps?
User avatar #228 - angelmatvey (03/02/2013) [-]
Good point. I thought he was just asking for games.
#194 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
Mistakes and regrets, my friend. PS4 was just announced, and Xbox 720 can't be far around the corner.
User avatar #192 - foxtrotalpha (03/02/2013) [-]
Mass Effect.
#183 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
Try Borderlands 2
#231 - tjocksnorris (03/02/2013) [-]
The amount of oneshotting in that game...
#177 - apocalypseboyz (03/02/2013) [-]
My favourites are the Halo series (Even if 4 was kinda suckish), CoD 4, Gears of war, Metro 2033, Mass Effect, Far Cry 3 and also GTA IV.
#175 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
I'd recommend Far Cry 3. It's the vacation you never got to have. Oh, and the main character goes crazy.
User avatar #172 - mrcristal (03/02/2013) [-]
I like halo....
#169 - fourthusername (03/02/2013) [-]
Gears of War 3 was pretty fun for me, and its over a year old now so it will probably be cheaper than a lot of the big games out now
(and its not really a first person shooter but close enough)
also I recommend checking out some gameplay of whatever game your thinking of buying on Youtube before you buy it, thats usually how I decide whether I want it or not
#165 - anoner (03/02/2013) [-]
Don't get Halo 4! It's popularity has dropped a considerable amount within the 4 months of release (Peaked at 400,000 and has dropped to 24,000)
#167 - anoner (03/02/2013) [-]
*its
#158 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
CoD is actually pretty decent despite the hate bandwagon. Sure they're all similar each year, but that doesn't nessisarily make it bad..........
#155 - jeyfman (03/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #153 - gotbannedicusvile (03/02/2013) [-]
Farcry 3, battlefield 3, battlefield bad company 2, skyrim (fuck you just buy it)
#152 - divinedpk (03/02/2013) [-]
#151 - mexicandudeinsd (03/02/2013) [-]
battlefield is cool i guess
#534 - i know i'm gonna get red thumbs for this, but what show is tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2013 on daddy 0
User avatar #539 - kingofish (03/01/2013) [-]
It's from full metal alchemist. It's been a while for me but if i recall i correctly some doctor experimented on his own daughter making her some kind of dog creature. Gave some feels
#537 - ironfistballcrush (03/01/2013) [-]
Fullmetal Alchemist. Fucking Nina.
#426 - wait why would they be in the crowd if they don't like him...  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2013 on Best .Gif In The World 0
User avatar #692 - instakill (03/01/2013) [-]
same reason why I would go to a justin beiber concert, to fuck shit up as much as possible
User avatar #756 - cluttershy (03/01/2013) [-]
Lol, Start a Mosh Pit!
User avatar #760 - instakill (03/01/2013) [-]
not only that, they dont search you that well at concerts, its just a short pat down, you can bring in whatever the fuck you want as long as you hide it in the right places
User avatar #477 - trollins (02/28/2013) [-]
To sack him with a water bottle.
#239 - **jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at… 01/31/2013 on 12 Childhood Plotholes +2
#480 - look at that kid..just look at him...he doesn't give the sligh… 01/23/2013 on Childhood. 0
#115 - what movie is it?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2013 on Survivor: Amish Edition 0
User avatar #118 - smor (01/16/2013) [-]
#179 - some oc  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on She wants it. +7
#249 - killerblue (01/05/2013) [-]
Really related
#243 - **jorgefuber rolls 68** 12/29/2012 on /B/ on 9/11 -1
#26 - because people often times claim that i look like a pedo just … 12/28/2012 on story tiem 0
#483 - let me love you  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2012 on Vegan +7
#484 - fuckoatmeal (12/21/2012) [-]
#471 - **jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #228774…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2012 on Vegan +1
#479 - fuckoatmeal (12/21/2012) [-]
#483 - jorgefuber (12/21/2012) [-]
let me love you
#484 - fuckoatmeal (12/21/2012) [-]
#718 - Comment deleted 12/17/2012 on The only acceptable repost 0
#684 - Comment deleted 12/17/2012 on The only acceptable repost +1
#681 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2012 on The only acceptable repost +1
#711 - ihatebuffering Comment deleted by jorgefuber
#712 - ihatebuffering Comment deleted by jorgefuber
#718 - jorgefuber Comment deleted by jorgefuber
#721 - Comment deleted 12/12/2012 on Alone 0
#203 - oh, how i wish a herd of wild troll s would trample her facebook... 12/04/2012 on facebook (1) +7
#120 - ...okay 11/27/2012 on Tip #1 0
#321 - i should know but what movie is this from? 11/22/2012 on A Tit-Rex 0
#90 - ya dig in my ass ... 11/10/2012 on Shades +3
#77 - **jorgefuber rolls 11** duble dubz 11/10/2012 on Dumbass Luke +2

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #20 - jorgethemaster (01/23/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 72,590**
User avatar #19 - jorgethemaster (01/23/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 82,415**
User avatar #18 - jorgethemaster (01/23/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 20,578**
User avatar #17 - jorgethemaster (01/23/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 87,782**
User avatar #16 - jorgefuber (04/23/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolls 50,060**
User avatar #11 - jorgefuber (04/08/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolls 73,086**
User avatar #10 - jorgefuber (04/06/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolls 822,970**
User avatar #9 - jorgefuber (04/06/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolls 67,722**
User avatar #8 - jorgefuber (04/06/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolls 19,940**
User avatar #7 - jorgefuber (04/03/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolls 04,448**
User avatar #6 - jorgefuber (03/31/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolls 448,348**
User avatar #5 - jorgefuber (03/28/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolls 2,252**
#3 - deathbyponies (03/24/2012) [-]
**deathbyponies rolls 64** are you god?
User avatar #4 to #3 - jorgefuber (03/25/2012) [-]
**jorgefuber rolls 9,154** no..no....
#1 - catwifdagat **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - jorgefuber (02/06/2012) [-]
*is suspicious*
 Friends (0)