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Date Signed Up:8/15/2011
Last Login:11/25/2014
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#23 - It just read Shakespeare if you want me to read it as shake-a-…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on did you know? +1
User avatar #32 - jordieb (09/25/2014) [-]
*write
#145 - liquid 09/03/2014 on matter 0
#13 - He conceded more than anyone else at the world cup.He hasn't b… 07/24/2014 on Brazil has plans to convert... +1
#8 - The Brazil defence was bad.Julio Cesar is garbage though  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Brazil has plans to convert... -1
User avatar #12 - peas (07/24/2014) [-]
Wouldnt call him garbage he is not what he used to be but he is still good
User avatar #13 - jordieb (07/24/2014) [-]
He conceded more than anyone else at the world cup.He hasn't been that great for Toronto in a supposedly substandard league.And he was poor for QPR who did better when they put Rob cant stop a pea roller Green in goal.
#745 - Well its a good looking pizza 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy 0
#739 - **jordieb rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy 0
User avatar #745 - jordieb (07/21/2014) [-]
Well its a good looking pizza
#441 - Well it's a nice set up I guess. 06/26/2014 on What girls secretly crave 0
#438 - **jordieb rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on What girls secretly crave 0
User avatar #441 - jordieb (06/26/2014) [-]
Well it's a nice set up I guess.
#48 - jesus loves me i think 06/23/2014 on Litter box +1
#46 - nah it would shrink the ring  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2014 on how to remove a stuck ring +1
#72 - CaptainPugwash (06/15/2014) [-]
Molecular Expansion: A Beginner's Guide
User avatar #77 - atomicman (06/15/2014) [-]
it was a joke
#132 - Fallout NV and i have the rebreather She'd get fired for … 06/05/2014 on smartass 0
#89 - That was one creepy ass movie! 06/05/2014 on What it takes for a few... 0
#14 - Nah flying brains with tentacles got him. 06/01/2014 on Ron 0
#6 - Lets be fair Ronald had some strange magic acting on his brain…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Ron +4
User avatar #13 - chaossniper (06/01/2014) [-]
puberty ?
#14 - jordieb (06/01/2014) [-]
Nah flying brains with tentacles got him.
#27 - One team last night stepped up and smashed the kick where they…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Spain Wars +1
#28 - havenoballs (05/15/2014) [-]
Like i said before, i don´t give a damn fuck about soccer.
For me, is just luck, nothing more, and leave my goats alone, you pervert, Baka.
Have a green thumb from me you little piece of shit fucker whit legs.
#18 - Benfica were OK better than Sevilla on the pitch in the game t…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Spain Wars +1
#19 - havenoballs (05/15/2014) [-]
"Amazingly good/bad at penalties"

You Goat be kidding me...

penalties is a question of luck, not being good or bad at it.
#27 - jordieb (05/15/2014) [-]
One team last night stepped up and smashed the kick where they wanted to go and the goalkeeper did his research and had a good idea of what was happening.

The other had a nervous goal keeper who couldn't save one shot and players who hesitated and did weak shots that were not even realy in the corner.

Yes some shootouts are decided by luck but yesterdays shootout and most of the shootouts I've been involved in skill is more important.
#28 - havenoballs (05/15/2014) [-]
Like i said before, i don´t give a damn fuck about soccer.
For me, is just luck, nothing more, and leave my goats alone, you pervert, Baka.
Have a green thumb from me you little piece of shit fucker whit legs.
User avatar #22 - yesrilo (05/15/2014) [-]
how is it? Its a test of straight up skill/courage because even if the GK goes the right way, if your penalty was good enough, there's still no way it can be saved. Sevilla's penalties yesterday, for example, were fucking good penalties whilst Benfica's were turd and the players completely bottled them; not unlucky.
#23 - havenoballs (05/15/2014) [-]
Sure there are very good Goalkeepers that by miracle can stop a impossible kick, sure.
But penalties? Please, to fail a penaltie the player need to fuck up very bad, trust me, i was used to be a goalkeeper back my time, not a good one i must admit, but i know who hard is to stop a penaltie.
Btw, the players of both teams played the 90 + 30 minutes, if i have to choose a word to describe the players, almost "pepsi".
#57 - **jordieb rolls 9** 04/21/2014 on Gaben what are you... Oh. 0
#69 - I once got into an argument with my Mum and I started to make … 04/19/2014 on The Fuck +1
#9 - I never stopped using the old layout to be honest. 03/03/2014 on Should I revert to the old... +36
#42 - Sooooooo can i get this on a shirt? 02/03/2014 on Worth reading. +1
#50399 - Can i have yellow text plz bby cakes 01/21/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#49589 - Is sexy squidward SFW 01/21/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#46859 - Are those tears salty? 01/21/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#46370 - Does north Korea have a navy seals? 01/21/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#96 - Aaaah but does it not depend on your method of finding the ave…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Real blonde comments 0
User avatar #452 - trivdiego (01/07/2014) [-]
median is only used as average inside of math class. outside, people use mean
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