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I wish I'd saved all of Soule's NSFW work ;~;cancelcomment
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This account is here to stay.
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|#592 - **jordfozza used "*roll picture*"** **jordfozza rolled ima…||07/28/2016 on Lend me your energy||0|
|#1 - Well, that was a Godlike attempt.||07/27/2016 on Lost Kingdom||+32|
|#1 - Emphasis on the nice and wet part. [+] (73 new replies)||07/26/2016 on Tumblrerorerorerorerorerore...||+491|
#180 - methoxica (07/29/2016) [-]
Have you tried making oatmeal with milk? Its the popular method in Scandinavia. It works perfectly, you just have to stir well and keep watch, tastes infinitely better. If you're adventurous you could even toast the oats before adding any liquid to give it a sweet/nutty flavour(works with water too if you MUST commit heresy).
#134 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
I would have guessed 12.
I'm not even sure there'd be grass on the field. Probably should not play ball.
#115 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
well, by biology and nature, that's the best age.
#165 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
It concerns me that this got green thumbs.
Because it's complete BS, and the only reason to thumb it up is if you genuinely wanted it to be true.
#133 - aizeinstein (07/27/2016) [-]
"The essence of ovarian concept is that after a period of optimal fertility from age -18 -30 years, oocyte quality decreases in parallel to the progressive loss of follicle numbers."
"The percentage infertility was estimated at 8% for women aged 19-26 years, 13-14% for women aged 27-34 years and 18% for women aged 35-39 years."
" European researchers report today that fertility already starts to wane in women starting about age 27."
I don't know about psychological and sociological factors, but for biology -as you claimed it to be- optimal age for fertility is somewhere in 20s. So fuck off with your bullshit.
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#112 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
Then I don't need a passport.
#114 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
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#176 - lujan (07/28/2016) [-]
1st Period - "Girls stop arguing about cheer. I haven't made lesson plans today. You know what? Sydney, how about you come teach the class. Here's the teacher's edition of the textbook and the projector."
2nd - "Jaiden, stop being late every day. Yeremie, stop being late every day. Tannon, wake up. Alright, here's the lesson.........."
3rd - "Des'ree, stop yelling. Christian, you're too loud. Here's a worksheet everyone."
6th - "Levi, just leave. I don't care where you go. Alright, here's the lesson....."
7th - "No, Jaidyn, I won't marry you. No, I'm not going to see Lana Del Rey with you. No, I'm not going to church with you. Don't you have a boyfriend anyways? Reanna, can you please stop fighting with other teachers so you're not late every day? Alright, here's the lesson......"
8th - "Demarcus, sit down and shut up or I'll go talk to the Colonel. Sammy, stop having an autism fit. Alright, here's the lesson...........since you guys won't shut up, here's a worksheet."
That's pretty much how a bad day would go.
It wasn't like this every day, but you get the picture.
Despite being an honors class, I had a lot of autistics and migrant students who didn't know English, so that made things difficult. But most of the time I had like intro questions and videos and we did Kahoot.it about once a week, so it was nice. Most of my students weren't too bad. There's not a whole lot to talk about that happened in the class.
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#85 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
If she's old enough to bleed she old enough to breed
#61 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
HI BILLY MAYS HERE
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#80 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
what is wrong with you people?
|#22 - I'm not a hippie either, tho I don't smoke weed, but I don…||07/22/2016 on Small Twitter comp||+1|
|#16 - I shave it ever couple of weeks or so. Some people say it … [+] (2 new replies)||07/22/2016 on Small Twitter comp||+1|
|#14 - I get called Jesus by the ocassional drunk person but I'm … [+] (4 new replies)||07/22/2016 on Small Twitter comp||+1|
|#10 - I have quite long hair and I usually wear walking boots like these [+] (7 new replies)||07/22/2016 on Small Twitter comp||+6|
#12 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
yeah mate, that is the bad type of shoe
|#32 - ****, and my girlfriend is coming over for a week soon No ban pls||07/20/2016 on You're all getting banned||0|
|#4 - DRAGON FIST!||07/16/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #32||0|
|#3 - Fair enough, yeah||07/16/2016 on Random tumblr shit comp. 2||+6|