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jordfozza

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/03/2012
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#592 - **jordfozza used "*roll picture*"** **jordfozza rolled ima… 07/28/2016 on Lend me your energy 0
#1 - Well, that was a Godlike attempt. 07/27/2016 on Lost Kingdom +32
#1 - Emphasis on the nice and wet part.  [+] (73 new replies) 07/26/2016 on Tumblrerorerorerorerorerore... +491
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#123 - gabesterer (07/27/2016) [-]
Moist
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#101 - pyjamadog (07/27/2016) [-]
I think those people are dryer than a bowl of oatmeal
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#113 - lesolan (07/27/2016) [-]
Like, before you add water...? Or after...? Because, for one of them, I can understand, but the other only raises questions...
#146 - methoxica (07/27/2016) [-]
Adding water to oatmeal instead of milk..
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#166 - lesolan (07/27/2016) [-]
Er, no. Boiling oatmeal in a pot with milk wouldn't work. I add milk once it is done, but not during cooking.
#180 - methoxica (07/29/2016) [-]
Have you tried making oatmeal with milk? Its the popular method in Scandinavia. It works perfectly, you just have to stir well and keep watch, tastes infinitely better. If you're adventurous you could even toast the oats before adding any liquid to give it a sweet/nutty flavour(works with water too if you MUST commit heresy).
#55 - shetep (07/27/2016) [-]
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#7 - aizeinstein (07/26/2016) [-]
She looks 14, maybe 15.
#134 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
I would have guessed 12.

I'm not even sure there'd be grass on the field. Probably should not play ball.
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#130 - skumbaner (07/27/2016) [-]
Too old
#115 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
well, by biology and nature, that's the best age.
#165 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
It concerns me that this got green thumbs.

Because it's complete BS, and the only reason to thumb it up is if you genuinely wanted it to be true.
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#167 - awesomedoge (07/27/2016) [-]
funny=thumb
#133 - aizeinstein (07/27/2016) [-]
That's just bullshit.

"The essence of ovarian concept is that after a period of optimal fertility from age -18 -30 years, oocyte quality decreases in parallel to the progressive loss of follicle numbers."
humupd.oxfordjournals.org/content/8/2/141.full.pdf

"The percentage infertility was estimated at 8% for women aged 19-26 years, 13-14% for women aged 27-34 years and 18% for women aged 35-39 years."
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14704244

" European researchers report today that fertility already starts to wane in women starting about age 27."
www.sfgate.com/health/article/Study-speeds-up-biological-clocks-Fertility-2843352.php

I don't know about psychological and sociological factors, but for biology -as you claimed it to be- optimal age for fertility is somewhere in 20s. So fuck off with your bullshit.
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#121 - ogthegreat (07/27/2016) [-]
Uh, no. That would be the early to mid 20s
#111 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
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#103 - iqequalzero (07/27/2016) [-]
So legal pretty much anywhere that isnt America.
#112 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
Then I don't need a passport.
#114 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
#71 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
I know... Too old for me too...
#88 - midrak (07/27/2016) [-]
#40 - infinitereaper (07/27/2016) [-]
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#28 - zombifier (07/27/2016) [-]
highschool freshmen are massive sluts
#51 - lujan (07/27/2016) [-]
I can confirm. I'm a 9th grade science teacher. Half my female students wanted to fuck me last school year. I didn't fuck any mainly because I don't want to lose my job or go to jail
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#139 - dofyx (07/27/2016) [-]
You must be a handsome mother fucker
#175 - lujan (07/28/2016) [-]
I'm somewhat attractive. I'm only 24 so I'm still fairly young and I have a beard, so freshmen girls tend to like that shit.
#59 - lujan (07/27/2016) [-]
I also forgot that two male students wanted to fuck me. One even wrote me a poem and a letter.
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#54 - zombifier (07/27/2016) [-]
I'm just basing my observation from my senior year
half the freshman class was either pregnant or already had a kid or 2...
this was 2008
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#92 - shenro (07/27/2016) [-]
google says that highschool is 14-18 so a freshman is 14, what kinda neighbourhood are you in, that in a class of a bunch of 14 year olds, half are pregnant?
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#120 - zombifier (07/27/2016) [-]
kansas
not much else to do other than fuck or get high
#58 - lujan (07/27/2016) [-]
A few of my students have kids. I teach Honors classes.
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#136 - optiknarty (07/27/2016) [-]
please make a post about your experiences as a teacher
#176 - lujan (07/28/2016) [-]
1st Period - "Girls stop arguing about cheer. I haven't made lesson plans today. You know what? Sydney, how about you come teach the class. Here's the teacher's edition of the textbook and the projector."

2nd - "Jaiden, stop being late every day. Yeremie, stop being late every day. Tannon, wake up. Alright, here's the lesson.........."

3rd - "Des'ree, stop yelling. Christian, you're too loud. Here's a worksheet everyone."

6th - "Levi, just leave. I don't care where you go. Alright, here's the lesson....."

7th - "No, Jaidyn, I won't marry you. No, I'm not going to see Lana Del Rey with you. No, I'm not going to church with you. Don't you have a boyfriend anyways? Reanna, can you please stop fighting with other teachers so you're not late every day? Alright, here's the lesson......"

8th - "Demarcus, sit down and shut up or I'll go talk to the Colonel. Sammy, stop having an autism fit. Alright, here's the lesson...........since you guys won't shut up, here's a worksheet."

That's pretty much how a bad day would go.
It wasn't like this every day, but you get the picture.
Despite being an honors class, I had a lot of autistics and migrant students who didn't know English, so that made things difficult. But most of the time I had like intro questions and videos and we did Kahoot.it about once a week, so it was nice. Most of my students weren't too bad. There's not a whole lot to talk about that happened in the class.
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#60 - zombifier (07/27/2016) [-]
it baffles me how they refuse to use birth control, or even pull out
#124 - ainise (07/27/2016) [-]
In like..60% of the states they aren't taught about birth control. or sex ed. or sex. or stds. or anything. "Abstinence only!".

'cuz that works.
#168 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
And think pull out works because they never heard of pre-cum wich ALSO has Sperm Cells in it
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#127 - zombifier (07/27/2016) [-]
my state teaches all of that, still doesn't work
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#25 - toosexyforyou (07/27/2016) [-]
If she didn't want me to think about fucking her then she shouldn't have gotten naked to shower.
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#30 - greenimp (07/27/2016) [-]
This is why women don't talk to you.
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#72 - toosexyforyou (07/27/2016) [-]
Actually that's a big reason women talk to me. I'm fucking hilarious.
#13 - buttkickerboy (07/26/2016) [-]
perfect
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#74 - catburglarpenis (07/27/2016) [-]
"this is america"

"let's chnge the subject"

"this is germany"

now is ok 2 fug grills
#169 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
Bullshit, Germany has even DECREASING child birth rate
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#173 - catburglarpenis (07/28/2016) [-]
They massively decreased their birth rates in the 1940's I hear
#49 - nuxtheunkrakible (07/27/2016) [-]
>14 or 15
>not as the baby is being born
#36 - jamesalmighty (07/27/2016) [-]
WHY DONT YOU HAVE A SEAT RIGHT OVER HERE.
#85 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
If she's old enough to bleed she old enough to breed
#61 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
HI BILLY MAYS HERE
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#37 - buttkickerboy (07/27/2016) [-]
she can have a seat on my face
#170 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
YOU WHAT M8?!
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#80 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
what is wrong with you people?
#39 - jamesalmighty (07/27/2016) [-]
ashedust i need backup
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#66 - ashedust (07/27/2016) [-]
What?
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#67 - ashedust (07/27/2016) [-]
oh... bad users. Please only consider fucking 18 plus or the police will arrest your forever.
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#132 - empithree (07/27/2016) [-]
arrest my what?
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#150 - ashedust (07/27/2016) [-]
Your forever

Didn't you read it?
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#126 - zipov (07/27/2016) [-]
15 plus, you dumbass, if you never tasted 16 yo pussy, you don't know what life is, faggot.

bitch was already well versed by that time. I don't want to have a daughter.
#152 - ashedust (07/27/2016) [-]
Aren't you a special little snowflake pretending you're somehow cool living in a country with a lower age of consent.
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#84 - slyve (07/27/2016) [-]
14 plus in Germany. Get bent, fuckbois!
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#47 - jamesalmighty (07/27/2016) [-]
REPEAT I NEED BACKUP WEEOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOO
#41 - xamuswing (07/27/2016) [-]
... is that Tacomeme?
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#44 - jamesalmighty (07/27/2016) [-]
thats weiss you inbred fuck.
#43 - djmaryhikineet (07/27/2016) [-]
Que?
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#24 - stroganoff (07/27/2016) [-]
#4 - barakakaka (07/26/2016) [-]
Ha-ha! Hello there fellow Humor-Junker! I could show you some more nice and wet pictures of lo-lees that i collected from the redchanit site! All you have to do is take a seat!
#34 - kwag (07/27/2016) [-]
#140 - therealguysips (07/27/2016) [-]
Ricky thread? Ricky thread.
#16 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
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no hablo inglés
#89 - barakakaka (07/27/2016) [-]
Ja-ja! Hola amigo Gracioso-Adicto.Te podría mostrar un poco más agradable y húmedo niños imágenes que recogí desde el sitio Redchanit! Todo lo que tienes que hacer es tomar un asiento!
#104 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
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no hablo mucho de nada
#22 - I'm not a hippie either, tho I don't smoke weed, but I don… 07/22/2016 on Small Twitter comp +1
#16 - I shave it ever couple of weeks or so. Some people say it …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Small Twitter comp +1
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#20 - frenzyhero (07/22/2016) [-]
you are the stereotypical "nature is life, man" guy.
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#22 - jordfozza (07/22/2016) [-]
I'm not a hippie either, tho
I don't smoke weed, but I don't like to waste electricity and such
I guess I'm kinda in the middle?
#14 - I get called Jesus by the ocassional drunk person but I'm …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Small Twitter comp +1
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#15 - heartlessrobot (07/22/2016) [-]
Do you have a beard?
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#16 - jordfozza (07/22/2016) [-]
I shave it ever couple of weeks or so.
Some people say it looks alright, some say it doesn't.
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#20 - frenzyhero (07/22/2016) [-]
you are the stereotypical "nature is life, man" guy.
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#22 - jordfozza (07/22/2016) [-]
I'm not a hippie either, tho
I don't smoke weed, but I don't like to waste electricity and such
I guess I'm kinda in the middle?
#10 - I have quite long hair and I usually wear walking boots like these  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Small Twitter comp +6
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#13 - heartlessrobot (07/22/2016) [-]
You're that guy nicknamed Jesus, and you always smell like bugspray and B-O
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#14 - jordfozza (07/22/2016) [-]
I get called Jesus by the ocassional drunk person
but I'm not overweight or smelly
I shower every day, use deodorant often, and dress pretty casually..
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#15 - heartlessrobot (07/22/2016) [-]
Do you have a beard?
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#16 - jordfozza (07/22/2016) [-]
I shave it ever couple of weeks or so.
Some people say it looks alright, some say it doesn't.
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#20 - frenzyhero (07/22/2016) [-]
you are the stereotypical "nature is life, man" guy.
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#22 - jordfozza (07/22/2016) [-]
I'm not a hippie either, tho
I don't smoke weed, but I don't like to waste electricity and such
I guess I'm kinda in the middle?
#12 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
yeah mate, that is the bad type of shoe
#32 - ****, and my girlfriend is coming over for a week soon No ban pls 07/20/2016 on You're all getting banned 0
#4 - DRAGON FIST! 07/16/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #32 0
#3 - Fair enough, yeah 07/16/2016 on Random tumblr shit comp. 2 +6