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jordanv

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Date Signed Up:12/08/2011
Last Login:3/04/2015
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#31 - There have been so many times I have checked out a stream wher… 02/18/2015 on donating intensifies 0
#30 - I dont like to watch her for more than 20 minutes for that exa…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on donating intensifies 0
#31 - jordanv (02/18/2015) [-]
There have been so many times I have checked out a stream where the person doesnt respond to the chat, just reads it and make comments about their own gameplay. If i person wants to make a good community in there stream they will do it, a lot of the big streamers started out streaming solely because it was fun and it turned out they were able to make it their full time job.
#15 - Yeah I find it funny that some people still don't see that she…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on donating intensifies +1
User avatar #25 - rwmwaffle (02/18/2015) [-]
Whether its a joke or just to make money is irrelevant. She is the poster child for what I am talking about and she is the one that all the other female streamers are trying to copy. I like boobs just as much as the next guy but when your boobs cover up nearly 1/4 of the screen you're just wasting everyone's time because porn is free on the internet.
#30 - jordanv (02/18/2015) [-]
I dont like to watch her for more than 20 minutes for that exact reason but other streamers copying her not realizing she is joking is the exact reason why this kind of thing wont stop, I give props to the girl streamers that dont show cleavage or barely any of it because they realize that you dont have to have boobs showing to be successful, and then some people just go on twitch to make money, and they are going to do whatever is allowed to get money, thats just how it is obviously its frustrating but it wont be changing anytime soon.
#31 - jordanv (02/18/2015) [-]
There have been so many times I have checked out a stream where the person doesnt respond to the chat, just reads it and make comments about their own gameplay. If i person wants to make a good community in there stream they will do it, a lot of the big streamers started out streaming solely because it was fun and it turned out they were able to make it their full time job.
#34 - The only thing depressing about diablo 3 for me was how much o…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on (untitled) +6
User avatar #102 - fuckscreennames (02/02/2015) [-]
it got better. not a whole lot but better
User avatar #36 - cactaur (02/02/2015) [-]
I thought it was ok until I actually thought about it. Then I hated it.
#60 - Thank you, I ripped them off just in time.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Top Legos +1
User avatar #62 - rumpelstilzchen (02/01/2015) [-]
I didn't
Glad I could help
#45 - Watching it right now on episode 17 so happy my friend recomme… 01/11/2015 on steins;gate content for all... 0
#899 - Playing a Civ 5 game with a friend and working towards taking … 01/10/2015 on your daily admin 0
#10 - You dont have to walk down, you can just continuously go up. 12/24/2014 on laquisha chill +2
#11 - Picture 12/23/2014 on Juice 0
#21 - I might be wrong but isnt she asking that to determine if they…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Becoming a Father +4
#27 - hazeleyedstranger (12/22/2014) [-]
There is not too much you can really do other than doing lamaze breathing (which is really just a pain coping method) to prevent anything extremely bad from happening. If something bad happened (like the umbilical cord being wrapped around the babies neck) it wouldn't really matter if she had one or even several kids before hand, she would need the help of a doctor or mid wife to right the situation.

I was just trying to make a joke but in all honesty the operator would probably just say that in order to make small talk and calm/distract the father while he waited for an ambulance.

Then again I'm no doctor or 911 operator so what do I know
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