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Date Signed Up:12/07/2011
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#157 - over 2000 thumbs? with a watermark thats hidden like a … 02/21/2012 on (1) Facebook +3
#148 - Picture 02/21/2012 on title +13
#154 - Picture 02/21/2012 on Y U Know +16
#144 - childhood, im 18 :/ 02/21/2012 on fuck yes 0
#224 - << me reading ****** site we should ignore… 02/17/2012 on Been to 9gag today... +13
#165 - Picture 02/17/2012 on Me @ Derpmarket +2
#137 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2012 on This is how I die 0
User avatar #155 - zionn (02/09/2012) [-]
Fukken saved
#203 - << anon  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2012 on Making anons smarter +26
User avatar #216 - sgtfinkleberry (02/09/2012) [-]
Made me lol
#813 - Picture 02/09/2012 on DuckFace +1
#990 - you can buy that battery's on ebay 02/02/2012 on Play while you can! 0
#1294 - Picture 02/02/2012 on True Hero 0
#443 - why did i wait for ages for it to load, only to realise there … 01/29/2012 on make it yourself -4
#135 - lamar isnt related to Hitler its just suposed to be funny …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2012 on This is a joke (Read desc.) +1
User avatar #144 - Loppytaffy (01/27/2012) [-]
Lamar is the Nazi of the internet. He is to the good people of the internet what Hitler was to the Jews.
#17 - hahahahaha, mate this is amazing! we need to do this again soon  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2012 on This is a joke (Read desc.) +1
User avatar #18 - kgs (01/26/2012) [-]
Thanks! I agree! :D
#219 - the context is often lost wile reading txt but the fleet w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2012 on what is Being british about 0
#220 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
Of cause it was hostile. Every single Danish war effort or hostility or the likes from the end of the viking age and untill NATO has been a failure. We always picked the wrong horse.
#215 - nope, that isnt what happened you mixing 2 things into one…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2012 on what is Being british about 0
#217 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
Oh, well, fair enough. But you still burned our ships.
#352 - and an oc is born, lol  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2012 on Lamar V.S Hitler 0
User avatar #388 - kgs (01/26/2012) [-]
[big][big]Here's the link to the image:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
#205 - what fleet was that?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/26/2012 on what is Being british about 0
#209 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
Oh, and by the way, the britfat fleet also bombarded the capital, resulting in what is widely considered to be the very first terror attack in history. Mind you I don't give a shit about that, that was just Copenhagen getting what it deserved, but our fleet, man...
#208 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
The Danish fleet anchored at Copenhagen. That prick Nelson allegedly put his telescope to a blind eye (Was he blind? I don't know) to not see Parker's signal to cease fire, thus destroying our fuckin' fleet. Just because our king was a retard, did we really have to suffer? Damned bastard.
#215 - jordanthebored (01/26/2012) [-]
nope, that isnt what happened
you mixing 2 things into one
the danish fleet didnt surrender until after the battle
it was a britfat fleet under the command of Admiral Sir Hyde
lord Nelson was able to secure an indefinite armistice the next day
here is the wiki page for you en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battl...
#217 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
Oh, well, fair enough. But you still burned our ships.
#214 - chuggawugga has deleted their comment.
#216 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
I'm bitter becuase I like ships!

And it wasn't supposed to sound angry-like, it was all in good spirits, but I guess it's hard to convey this over text :)
#219 - jordanthebored (01/26/2012) [-]
the context is often lost wile reading txt
but the fleet was hostile toward ours, we didnt attack it for no good reason,
dont fuck with the empire bitch, lol :P
#220 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
Of cause it was hostile. Every single Danish war effort or hostility or the likes from the end of the viking age and untill NATO has been a failure. We always picked the wrong horse.
#349 - plz mention me in it :) and pm me a link :D  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2012 on Lamar V.S Hitler 0
User avatar #350 - kgs (01/26/2012) [-]
I surely intend to :)
#352 - jordanthebored (01/26/2012) [-]
and an oc is born, lol
User avatar #388 - kgs (01/26/2012) [-]
[big][big]Here's the link to the image:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
#151 - ww2 has to be the most unlucky event of all time his trenc…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2012 on WW1 +2
#155 - anonymous (01/26/2012) [-]
As far as I'm aware it was actually a command hut as hitler never actually got close to the frontlines. He was a courier who only ran his errands behind the front lines.
#196 - well, we lost the empire ( gave it up really but same thing) b…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/26/2012 on what is Being british about +1
#202 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
I rejoice at the death of your empire. You deserve it for burning our fleet, you crumpet drinking, tea eating bastards.
#205 - jordanthebored (01/26/2012) [-]
what fleet was that?
#209 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
Oh, and by the way, the britfat fleet also bombarded the capital, resulting in what is widely considered to be the very first terror attack in history. Mind you I don't give a shit about that, that was just Copenhagen getting what it deserved, but our fleet, man...
#208 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
The Danish fleet anchored at Copenhagen. That prick Nelson allegedly put his telescope to a blind eye (Was he blind? I don't know) to not see Parker's signal to cease fire, thus destroying our fuckin' fleet. Just because our king was a retard, did we really have to suffer? Damned bastard.
#215 - jordanthebored (01/26/2012) [-]
nope, that isnt what happened
you mixing 2 things into one
the danish fleet didnt surrender until after the battle
it was a britfat fleet under the command of Admiral Sir Hyde
lord Nelson was able to secure an indefinite armistice the next day
here is the wiki page for you en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battl...
#217 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
Oh, well, fair enough. But you still burned our ships.
#214 - chuggawugga has deleted their comment.
#216 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
I'm bitter becuase I like ships!

And it wasn't supposed to sound angry-like, it was all in good spirits, but I guess it's hard to convey this over text :)
#219 - jordanthebored (01/26/2012) [-]
the context is often lost wile reading txt
but the fleet was hostile toward ours, we didnt attack it for no good reason,
dont fuck with the empire bitch, lol :P
#220 - habibijan (01/26/2012) [-]
Of cause it was hostile. Every single Danish war effort or hostility or the likes from the end of the viking age and untill NATO has been a failure. We always picked the wrong horse.
#88 - for me its more like gets paid 2 hours later 01/26/2012 on i agree :D +2
#339 - it was, but made me lol anyway  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2012 on Lamar V.S Hitler +1
User avatar #347 - kgs (01/26/2012) [-]
I think I just got an idea for my next pic, although it doesn't sound that funny :P
Thanks friend! :)
#349 - jordanthebored (01/26/2012) [-]
plz mention me in it :) and pm me a link :D
User avatar #350 - kgs (01/26/2012) [-]
I surely intend to :)
#352 - jordanthebored (01/26/2012) [-]
and an oc is born, lol
User avatar #388 - kgs (01/26/2012) [-]
[big][big]Here's the link to the image:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
#1593 - << mfw opened link 01/26/2012 on Destroy him +17
#337 - lamar has the same hair as hitler he only needs a tash :(  [+] (7 new replies) 01/26/2012 on Lamar V.S Hitler +1
User avatar #338 - kgs (01/26/2012) [-]
True! :D
Lamar Smith's hair is parted to the left, while Hitler's is parted to the REICH.
(Probably was a bad pun)
#339 - jordanthebored (01/26/2012) [-]
it was, but made me lol anyway
User avatar #347 - kgs (01/26/2012) [-]
I think I just got an idea for my next pic, although it doesn't sound that funny :P
Thanks friend! :)
#349 - jordanthebored (01/26/2012) [-]
plz mention me in it :) and pm me a link :D
User avatar #350 - kgs (01/26/2012) [-]
I surely intend to :)
#352 - jordanthebored (01/26/2012) [-]
and an oc is born, lol
User avatar #388 - kgs (01/26/2012) [-]
[big][big]Here's the link to the image:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pic...
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