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#251 - Dog's are actually omnivorous like foxes: while they prefer me…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/11/2014 on A stick.. +13
#414 - ryderjbudde (07/11/2014) [-]
Dogs can metabolize some plant matter, but that doesn't mean it is an ideal or even healthy substitute.

Dogs often develop skin disease from having too much vegetables in their diets, and usually this is caused my the small amount of corn or other vegetables that some dog food companies use as fillers in their products. However, stray dogs are often found with their entire bodies riddled with these rashes from having to scavenge food, and I can tell you that it's not from the meat that they find in the garbage. These rashes bleed and are very vulnerable to infection, so undernourishment is not the only risk of a omnivorous diet.

The missing fur on this dog is caused by progressed hot spots, and even if it wasn't severely underweight, it wouldn't look healthy.
User avatar #263 - MoooP (07/11/2014) [-]
No, you don't understand, this isn't just someone trying to make their dog vegetarian, they are trying to make it VEGAN. They would even refuse to feed it eggs because they involve chickens exerting themselves.

They want to treat every animal well except their own dog.
User avatar #274 - redstonealchemist (07/11/2014) [-]
"-except their dog"
> vegan diets are proven to be healthier than meat and dairy i'm sick to fucking death of people asking me for my sources and then saying my sources aren't good enough even with it coming from nutritionists, vegan athletes (including gold medal olympiads), well-respected doctors, including one who is near enough 100 and has been vegan since he was 45, back when being a vegan was hard as shit, so if you want some fucking sources, go to google or youtube and fucking search it yourself
> also softcore vegans allow use of eggs from free-range hens, fair warning: if you get asian food that's imported rather than made in your country, you can't guarantee that it's vegan or even vegetarian as for example: in japan pig fat and fish are considered level to vegetables red food colouring and honey
User avatar #477 - MoooP (07/11/2014) [-]
I have no problems with humans being vegan, and I appreciate your correcting me on the eggs thing, that's quite interesting.

I just don't think the same thing applies to dogs or cats the way it applies to humans, and I think most of your information would be focussed on human diets.
User avatar #484 - redstonealchemist (17 hours ago) [-]
i've been speaking with a lot of idiots in the last day or so and i'm not sure if i've told you this or to someone else, but you may find it interesting that everything a human needs from meat and dairy can be obtained without meat or dairy.
even if you don't want tot be a vegan or vegetarian, i would ask you to try some vegan food. cooked correctly it tastes amazing
#472 - mangafix (07/11/2014) [-]
Found the vegan.

We're talking about dogs, idiot, not people, dogs have different dietary requirements than humans do. It's extremely basic biology, that. What may be healthier for a human probably won't be for a dog, and vice versa.
User avatar #444 - hydraetis (07/11/2014) [-]
"proven to be healthier than meat and dairy"

Okay sure, there's people that have made it nice and healthy on that type of diet, but that doesn't prove shit in regards to it being "healthier" than going omnivore.
User avatar #463 - redstonealchemist (07/11/2014) [-]
so a 98 year old male vegan who has been vegan for over 40 years and hasn't got one single problem with his body is unhealthy?
he doesn't even need checking for colonic cancer, testicular cancer, ect.
face it: veganism done right is better for you than meat and dairy
User avatar #469 - hydraetis (07/11/2014) [-]
Lol as if that hasn't ever happened with people who eat meat.
User avatar #482 - redstonealchemist (18 hours ago) [-]
but it shows that a vegan diet isn't less healthy than one involving meat and dairy
User avatar #488 - hydraetis (10 hours ago) [-]
Back to my previous comment:

"proven to be healthier than meat and dairy"

Okay sure, there's people that have made it nice and healthy on that type of diet, but that doesn't prove shit in regards to it being "healthier" than going omnivore.

Now tell me, what exactly was the point of you're reply? (#463)
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But it's a whole other thing
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