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Date Signed Up:10/16/2010
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    Were Cops Were Cops
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    This is awsome This is awsome
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    DARIY QUEEN! DARIY QUEEN!
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    Dawn is a bitch Dawn is a bitch
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User avatar #952 - jordandovon (03/01/2014) [-]
stickied by jordandovon
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE LORD HELIX ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE BIRD JESUS ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE ALL TERRAIN VENOMOTH DOVAHKIIN ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE ARCHANGEL OF JUSTICE ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE FRESH PRINCE AIR JORDAN ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE FONZ THE MOON KING ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
User avatar #901 - jordandovon (10/06/2013) [-]
stickied by jordandovon
╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm Gonna Shove My Hand So Far Up Your Anus~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ That I Could Literally Grab The Inside ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ Of Your Penis And Pull It Inwards Until Your Penis~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Came Out Of Your Anus~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
User avatar #955 - joshlol (06/11/2014) [-]
happy birthday
#954 - elmarcocfc (06/11/2014) [-]
OI

YA TITWANK

HAPPY FUGGIN' BURFDAY
User avatar #953 - elmarcocfc (06/06/2014) [-]
YES!
YES!
YES!
User avatar #920 - murdocbates (12/08/2013) [-]
Awh yeah ****** .
User avatar #941 to #920 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
THREATEN THE TEACHER BY SAYING, "IF YOU GIVE ME HELP ONE MORE TIME WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO HELP, I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR SHIRT AND SLICE YOUR NIPPLES."
#944 to #943 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
There we go, back in my mascot folder.
There we go, back in my mascot folder.
#945 to #944 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
'BOUT DAMN TIME!
'BOUT DAMN TIME!
#946 to #945 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
Being here in my mascot folder feels like freedom.
Being here in my mascot folder feels like freedom.
#947 to #946 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
That's cause it's Dale.
That's cause it's Dale.
User avatar #949 to #947 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm go and play Fallout for a bit, if you have Steam, add me at The Unique Dinosaur.
User avatar #951 to #949 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
K.

Have fun!
#948 to #947 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
This mascot is also my second biggest folder of any mascot, second being 2-D
User avatar #922 to #921 - murdocbates (12/10/2013) [-]
I would stay and chat but my Laptop going to die, tomorrow, yeah?
User avatar #923 to #922 - jordandovon (12/10/2013) [-]
Sure!
User avatar #924 to #923 - murdocbates (12/10/2013) [-]
Right-o neighbor-o I'm back from school, detention, for one reason; Not accepting help from a teacher during my third hour class.
User avatar #925 to #924 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
What the **** ?!

Detention for that?
User avatar #926 to #925 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, my school is really ******** , I hate this new vice.
User avatar #927 to #926 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
Tell the new vice then.

If you keep getting detentions, start a law suit.
User avatar #928 to #927 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
Like I would, I would get only $100, my schools that poor.
User avatar #929 to #928 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
Then you would be richer than the school.

That means you can buy it.
User avatar #930 to #929 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
Hmmm...

I'll be king of the ghetto!
User avatar #931 to #930 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
Yus
#932 to #931 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
Also lately, I'm back into the Fallout hypeness.
User avatar #933 to #932 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
Still have the play them.
#934 to #933 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
I highly suggest you get all the DLC's.
User avatar #935 to #934 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
I will when I get money.
#936 to #935 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm stuck in my Fallout Screenshots folders.


************ .
User avatar #937 to #936 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
Oh boy.
#938 to #937 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
Anyway, holy **** I got another bloody nose.
User avatar #939 to #938 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
IT'S TELLING YOU TO PUNCH YOUR TEACHER IN THE THROAT.
User avatar #940 to #939 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
I've had that ******* feeling so many times.
User avatar #906 - elmarcocfc (11/06/2013) [-]
JORDAN

IS YOU ******* NEW PHONE

AN IPHONE

IF SO

**** YES, iMESSAGE, FREE MESSAGING

IF NOT, **** , NO FREE MESSAGING
User avatar #907 to #906 - jordandovon (11/06/2013) [-]
***** , I GOT ANDROID TABLET.

ALSO HAS AN APP FOR FREE TEXTING TO ANYTHING.

SO **** YES.
User avatar #918 to #907 - DrOhcysp (11/07/2013) [-]
i just texted that number... they called back wondering why i texted them lol
User avatar #908 to #907 - elmarcocfc (11/06/2013) [-]
**** YES

IS IT KIK MESSENGER?

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE?! **** I'M STUPID
User avatar #909 to #908 - jordandovon (11/06/2013) [-]
NO

******* PINGER MAN.
User avatar #910 to #909 - elmarcocfc (11/06/2013) [-]
GODDAMIT

GET KIK

WE HAVE A GROUP GOING
User avatar #911 to #910 - jordandovon (11/06/2013) [-]
PUT KIK IS ANNOYING THOUGH
User avatar #912 to #911 - elmarcocfc (11/06/2013) [-]
BBY PLS
User avatar #913 to #912 - jordandovon (11/06/2013) [-]
I'LL TRY ONCE.

SPECIAL K?
User avatar #914 to #913 - elmarcocfc (11/06/2013) [-]
<3
THANKS BBY
User avatar #916 to #914 - jordandovon (11/06/2013) [-]
K GOT IT.

USERNAME: JordanDovon
HOW ******* ORIGINAL
User avatar #917 to #916 - elmarcocfc (11/06/2013) [-]
:::DDD
ADD ELMARCOCFC YA CROTCH
ALSO ******* ORIGINAL
User avatar #915 to #914 - jordandovon (11/06/2013) [-]
<3
ANYTIME BBY
User avatar #902 - elmarcocfc (10/30/2013) [-]
Joke's on you cuntshoe, it's alreadt 10:05 :3
User avatar #903 to #902 - jordandovon (10/30/2013) [-]
COULD BE TOMORROW THOUGH
#856 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
New account, again...   
I really wanted this name.
New account, again...
I really wanted this name.
#897 to #856 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Just wait until "The World's End" hits theaters.

It's going to be hilarious.
#898 to #897 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
I can't wait, they haven't released a movie in ages.
I can't wait, they haven't released a movie in ages.
#899 to #898 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
God 						****					, I can't wait for it!
God **** , I can't wait for it!
#900 to #899 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
I can already tell it's gonna be beautiful.
I can already tell it's gonna be beautiful.
#877 to #856 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
I believe so.
#878 to #877 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
Excellent...
Excellent...
#880 to #879 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
wat.
wat.
#881 to #880 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Wat.
Wat.
#888 to #887 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
How do you even find something like that?
How do you even find something like that?
#889 to #888 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Years on /mlp/.
#857 to #856 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Looks like it fits.
Looks like it fits.
#858 to #857 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
THAT GIF, I MUST HAVE IT. 						*******					 SAVED.
THAT GIF, I MUST HAVE IT. ******* SAVED.
#859 to #858 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Hue.
Hue.
#862 to #861 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
I love everything in this small thread.
I love everything in this small thread.
#863 to #862 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
So do I.
So do I.
#864 to #863 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
Don't make her do it.
#866 to #865 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
Well **** . Didn't see this coming.

Free body, it's still warm.
#868 to #867 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
WHAT MAGIC IS THIS 						********					.
WHAT MAGIC IS THIS ******** .
#869 to #868 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Redbull
Redbull
#870 to #869 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
Screw you, Twilight.
Screw you, Twilight.
#874 to #873 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
I think this thread has lost all meaning.
I think this thread has lost all meaning.
#875 to #874 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
You think it had any to begin with?
#876 to #875 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
Excellent point, but is she... Naked?
Excellent point, but is she... Naked?
#849 - elmarcocfc (07/05/2013) [-]
I seen this and thought of you.
Then I though, " **** that, I want one!"
#838 - equestrianpony (06/11/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAGGOT

now that you're 16...
you can now go die in a hole
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#818 to #817 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
IT'S TURE!!!
#819 to #818 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#820 to #819 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Any that allows free downloading.
Any that allows free downloading.
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#822 to #821 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Porn websites definitly.

You can watch a porno and look at the comments that other people have posted onto it. Meet and **** websites just scrambles you with someone that lives near you that has an account for the same website.

So go porn websites.
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#824 to #823 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Pornhub for downloads.   
   
Then it varries on what I'm in the mood for.
Pornhub for downloads.

Then it varries on what I'm in the mood for.
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#826 to #825 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Definatly.

Also go around videos and talk with some of the commenters.
#827 to #826 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#828 to #827 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
I can't. I'm underage.

gay, solo, masturbation, and dildo if you use one in the video.
#829 to #828 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#830 to #829 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
***** , I be 16 in a few weeks.

Don't put in the tags if you don't want to.
It's just used for searching key related things.
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#832 to #831 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Women wanted to lose it.
I wanted to lose it.
Sex happened.
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#836 to #835 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Some.

Others traveled from California.

I don't know why.
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User avatar #815 - meximan (05/14/2013) [-]
I love you <3
User avatar #816 to #815 - jordandovon (05/14/2013) [-]
I love you too <3
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User avatar #789 to #788 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
ITT: Users you would like to visit or have come visit you IRL.
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#791 to #790 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
That's ******** .
It would be fun.
#792 to #791 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#793 to #792 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
Meh.   
It's okay.   
I'm more of a PC person.
Meh.
It's okay.
I'm more of a PC person.
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#795 to #794 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
I have some, but not much.
I have some, but not much.
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#797 to #796 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes it does.
#798 to #797 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#799 to #798 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
How much GB?
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#801 to #800 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
Jesus, that's low.   
I got 39.1 GB on this laptop.   
And I'm not satisfied with it.
Jesus, that's low.
I got 39.1 GB on this laptop.
And I'm not satisfied with it.
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#805 to #804 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
I don't have any.
All is porn.
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#807 to #806 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
I KNOW!   
I'M JUST TO LAZY TO CROP THEM OUT.
I KNOW!
I'M JUST TO LAZY TO CROP THEM OUT.
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#786 to #765 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Next time I have money, I'm buying those DLCs.
#787 to #786 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#766 to #765 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Peachy peach.
Just looking at /f/.
How are you doing?
#767 to #766 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#768 to #767 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
School, family issues, and hanging out with Catie.
#769 to #768 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#770 to #769 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Yea, thanks.

What about you?
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#772 to #771 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh boy.
English is a bitch.
#773 to #772 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#774 to #773 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Why college stuff for an English class?
#775 to #774 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#776 to #775 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh **** son!
Better get that English done then.
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#778 to #777 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
#779 to #778 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#780 to #779 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Yea. All four of them.
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#782 to #781 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Yea.
Vegas was the best.
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#784 to #783 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Not yet.
That's the one I haven't got the DLC for.
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User avatar #758 - slytendencies (04/12/2013) [-]
Your Mom said to say

that

I could have

Just One peanut butter square

but only after they cool off.
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