| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |

jordandovon  

Rank #957 on Comments
jordandovon Avatar Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Offline
Send mail to jordandovon Block jordandovon Invite jordandovon to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Steam Profile: jordandovon
X-box Gamertag: Babs Seed
Date Signed Up:10/16/2010
Last Login:6/18/2013
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#957
Highest Content Rank:#5867
Highest Comment Rank:#273
Content Thumbs: 2405 total,  3079 ,  674
Comment Thumbs: 13622 total,  14800 ,  1178
Content Level Progress: 5% (5/100)
Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 125 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 62.2% (622/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:82329
Times Content Favorited:138 times
Total Comments Made:17735
FJ Points:8512

latest user's comments

#2531528 - No.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2531572 - neutralgray (06/11/2013) [-]
Afraid of that. As long as its confirmed, though, I'm a bloody happy man.
#2531482 - ^ 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2531451 - whatculture.com/gaming/fallout-4-10-next-gen-improvements-we-…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2531502 - neutralgray (06/11/2013) [-]
"Make it a cross-platform MMO."

No. Just... fucking no on every level. Is the rest of this list of "hopes" and "improvements" worth reading?
User avatar #2531528 - jordandovon (06/11/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #2531572 - neutralgray (06/11/2013) [-]
Afraid of that. As long as its confirmed, though, I'm a bloody happy man.
#2531380 - Yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2531385 - unknownmamba (06/11/2013) [-]
**unknownmamba hugs you**
Yay!
#2531374 - Now we get to see Nintendo do better than Microsoft 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2531332 - OH SHIT. THAT'S FUCKING CHEEP!!! 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2531295 - Okay. I can either buy a Xbox One for Halo 5 and 6, or buy PS4… 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2531272 - MAYBE IT'S FRIENDY!!!! OW!! HE SHOCKED ME!!! 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2531240 - GOD DAMN IT. ALWAYS HAS TO BE A FEMALE USER.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2531271 - doctordalek (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh no, girls are gross and stuff
#2531195 - JONES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2531153 - And a new Mario game.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2531157 - blitzeddoom (06/11/2013) [-]
And like that, Nintendo wins.
#2531149 - Sony should have hired Rooster Teeth to do a gameplay.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2531154 - ragingbrony (06/11/2013) [-]
Why would you hire them for that?
They'll eventually do it anyways
User avatar #2531160 - lupine (06/11/2013) [-]
Extra hype; they do have a pretty significant fan base
User avatar #2531175 - ragingbrony (06/11/2013) [-]
And they'll eventually do the gameplay anyways.
It'd be pointless to pay them, they'll do it when the game comes out, which will give it boosted hype at that point
User avatar #2531151 - fjmonaco (06/11/2013) [-]
inb4 Raqe Quit lol
#2531118 - I WONDER HOW NINTENDO IS GOING TO COMPARE TO THIS.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2531138 - blitzeddoom (06/11/2013) [-]
A new Zelda.
User avatar #2531153 - jordandovon (06/11/2013) [-]
And a new Mario game.
User avatar #2531157 - blitzeddoom (06/11/2013) [-]
And like that, Nintendo wins.
#2531103 - Microsoft is going to have to suck Sony's dick for some customers.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2531155 - plataeiou (06/11/2013) [-]
...
Okay.
This was meant to not be about E3.
#2531088 - FUCK YES DESTINY 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2531049 - Welp. Time to buy stock in Sony. 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2531028 - OKAY. WE GET IT SONY. YOU ARE THE GODS NOW. 06/11/2013 on Friendly +1
#2531007 - APPLY DIRECLTY TO THE BURNED AREA 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2530991 - Picture 06/11/2013 on Friendly +4
#2530968 - FUCK YES!!! 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2530916 - YES!!!!! 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2530893 - IS THIS IT?!?! 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
#2530879 - New York, London, or Japan. 06/11/2013 on Friendly +1
#2530848 - Now Sony, if you can show Fallout 4, I will love you until death.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Friendly +4
#2530883 - dermuffin (06/11/2013) [-]
that would tickle my hairy anus, it would
User avatar #2530860 - derangedberger (06/11/2013) [-]
Where should it take place?
User avatar #2530889 - purplewonder (06/11/2013) [-]
Alreadt said, Boston.
User avatar #2530879 - jordandovon (06/11/2013) [-]
New York, London, or Japan.
User avatar #2530851 - FrankReal (06/11/2013) [-]
^^^^^^
#2530828 - SHFALJLDLA;JSFS'AGYGUA WHAT?!?!? ELDER SCROL… 06/11/2013 on Friendly 0
< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 265 350 530 > >> [ 17680 Total ]
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 565685 / Total items point value: 1823947
1 2 3 4 5 > [ 85 items Total ]

Comments(781):

1 2 3 4 5 > >> [ 781 comments ]
Per page:
Order:
Show All Replies
User avatar #839 - niggernog ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
Hahahaha
#838 - equestrianpony ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAGGOT

now that you're 16...
you can now go die in a hole
#817 - natethehunter ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
I BET

THAT YOU"RE REGISTERED ON A PORN SITE
#818 to #817 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
IT'S TURE!!!
#819 to #818 - natethehunter ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Which site; is the question
#820 to #819 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Any that allows free downloading.
Any that allows free downloading.
#821 to #820 - natethehunter ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Do you think it's possible to lose it if you do actually register on those type of sites, or is it just the meet and fuck sites.

Yeah, I know, call me pathetic for asking you this.
#822 to #821 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Porn websites definitly.

You can watch a porno and look at the comments that other people have posted onto it. Meet and Fuck websites just scrambles you with someone that lives near you that has an account for the same website.

So go porn websites.
#823 to #822 - natethehunter ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
well which site do you go on the most
#824 to #823 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Pornhub for downloads.   
   
Then it varries on what I'm in the mood for.
Pornhub for downloads.

Then it varries on what I'm in the mood for.
#825 to #824 - natethehunter ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
But if I did just register on Pornhub, what should I do?

Just make videos of myself or something?
#826 to #825 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Definatly.

Also go around videos and talk with some of the commenters.
#827 to #826 - natethehunter ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
So you have videos of yourself?

also, what categories should I put
#828 to #827 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
I can't. I'm underage.

gay, solo, masturbation, and dildo if you use one in the video.
#829 to #828 - natethehunter ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Underage?

i thought you were in your 20's

also, I don't know if I do want to put those tags in

or else men are going to find me
#830 to #829 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Nigga, I be 16 in a few weeks.

Don't put in the tags if you don't want to.
It's just used for searching key related things.
#831 to #830 - natethehunter ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Then how'd you lose your virginity so early
Then how'd you lose your virginity so early
#832 to #831 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Women wanted to lose it.
I wanted to lose it.
Sex happened.
#833 to #832 - natethehunter ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
But you were still registered?
#835 to #834 - natethehunter ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
and those

users lived close to you?
#836 to #835 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Some.

Others traveled from California.

I don't know why.
#837 to #836 - natethehunter ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Well, I'll think about it.   
   
I just hope I don't regret this.
Well, I'll think about it.

I just hope I don't regret this.
User avatar #815 - meximan (05/14/2013) [-]
I love you <3
User avatar #816 to #815 - jordandovon (05/14/2013) [-]
I love you too <3
#812 - articulate ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
#814 to #813 - articulate ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#811 - natethehunter ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
#788 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
I was mentioned by you, but I couldn't see it.

What did it say?
User avatar #789 to #788 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
ITT: Users you would like to visit or have come visit you IRL.
#790 to #789 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
You wouldn't want to visit me, I'm a weirdo.
#791 to #790 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
That's bullshit.
It would be fun.
#792 to #791 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
You're probably an xbox fan.
#793 to #792 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
Meh.   
It's okay.   
I'm more of a PC person.
Meh.
It's okay.
I'm more of a PC person.
#794 to #793 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
I have a lot of games.

#795 to #794 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
I have some, but not much.
I have some, but not much.
#796 to #795 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
This means I have to show you my desktop.
#797 to #796 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes it does.
#798 to #797 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Alright.

If you do ever come over, don't look at my pony folder.


there's a lot of porn in there.
#799 to #798 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
How much GB?
#800 to #799 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
My folder is only 276 mb
My folder is only 276 mb

#801 to #800 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
Jesus, that's low.   
I got 39.1 GB on this laptop.   
And I'm not satisfied with it.
Jesus, that's low.
I got 39.1 GB on this laptop.
And I'm not satisfied with it.
#804 to #803 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
I also have cropped images.

#805 to #804 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
I don't have any.
All is porn.
#806 to #805 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
THEY MAKE GOOD REACTION PICTURES
#807 to #806 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
I KNOW!   
I'M JUST TO LAZY TO CROP THEM OUT.
I KNOW!
I'M JUST TO LAZY TO CROP THEM OUT.
#808 to #807 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
#765 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Hey, how are ya?
#786 to #765 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Next time I have money, I'm buying those DLCs.
#787 to #786 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Good choice friend.
#766 to #765 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Peachy peach.
Just looking at /f/.
How are you doing?
#767 to #766 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Doing good, thanks for asking.   
   
   
What are you up to now a days?
Doing good, thanks for asking.


What are you up to now a days?
#768 to #767 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
School, family issues, and hanging out with Catie.
#769 to #768 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Sounds fun.   
   
Good luck with your relationship.
Sounds fun.

Good luck with your relationship.

#770 to #769 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Yea, thanks.

What about you?
#771 to #770 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Getting my English done.
#772 to #771 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh boy.
English is a bitch.
#773 to #772 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
We're doing college stuff now.
#774 to #773 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Why college stuff for an English class?
#775 to #774 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Getting us ready for the future.
#776 to #775 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh shit son!
Better get that English done then.
#777 to #776 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
I'm on my second page for my research topic; Fallout.

#778 to #777 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
#779 to #778 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
You played Fallout before, right?
#780 to #779 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Yea. All four of them.
#781 to #780 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
You beat all four?
#782 to #781 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Yea.
Vegas was the best.
#783 to #782 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
Got all the DLC?
#784 to #783 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Not yet.
That's the one I haven't got the DLC for.
#785 to #784 - natethehunter ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
If you do have the chance, get Lonesome Road and Old World Blues

Those ones are wroth getting.
User avatar #758 - slytendencies (04/12/2013) [-]
Your Mom said to say

that

I could have

Just One peanut butter square

but only after they cool off.
#757 - slytendencies has deleted their comment. [-]
#748 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]
Hey man, what's up?
Hey man, what's up?
#749 to #748 - jordandovon (03/07/2013) [-]
Nothing much.
Just downloading animes and threading.

How 'bout you?
#750 to #749 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]
Got back from school and all.

How's Friendly doing?
#751 to #750 - jordandovon (03/07/2013) [-]
It's same old Friendly.

Nothing new happens unless someone whines about something.
#752 to #751 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]
Really?

I thought it got better.
#753 to #752 - jordandovon (03/07/2013) [-]
Yea.

Still shit.
#754 to #753 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm not sure when I'll visit again.

It seems I'll have to wait longer.
#755 to #754 - jordandovon (03/07/2013) [-]
You should.

The thread is recovering over Addy's shitstorm last night.
#756 to #755 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]
How bad was it?
User avatar #747 - poisonouskitten **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]
I miss you :(
#741 - poisonouskitten **User deleted account** (02/25/2013) [-]
Fuck you unt
Fuck you unt
#702 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Commence Rarity clusterfuck.
1 of 119
#724 to #702 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
23
Why do so many kids die in school shootings?
#725 to #724 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
24
Because there's no running in the halls.
Huehuehue
#726 to #725 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
25

You know you wanna put your dick in it...
#727 to #726 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
26   
Watch her work that plot...
26
Watch her work that plot...
#728 to #727 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
27
#729 to #728 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
28
#730 to #729 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
29
#731 to #730 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
...we're only at 30...
#732 to #731 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
31
#733 to #732 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
32
#734 to #733 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#735 to #734 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
#736 to #735 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
#737 to #736 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
#738 to #737 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
#739 to #738 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
#740 to #739 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
40

I'll finish tomorrow.
#703 to #702 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
2 of 119
#704 to #703 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
3
#705 to #704 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
4
#706 to #705 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
5
5
#707 to #706 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
6
#708 to #707 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
8
#709 to #708 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
9
Yes. 7 went missing because its too big for Fj
#710 to #709 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
10
#711 to #710 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
11.
lol omg dubzz
#712 to #711 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
12
I really like this one.
#713 to #712 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
13
This one is nice too.
#714 to #713 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
14
Fun fact : Rarity is best pony.
#715 to #714 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
15.
I doubt you're going to read any of these...
#716 to #715 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
16
...Why am I typing
#717 to #716 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
17
Words
#718 to #717 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
18
ITS A BIRD...
#720 to #718 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
19
...ITS A PLANE...
#721 to #720 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
...Well, Whatever it is, it's heading for the word trade centre...
#722 to #721 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
21
I'm an awful person...
#723 to #722 - mrspensy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
22
Hey... I have another joke.
#700 - poisonouskitten **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
K done
K done
#699 - poisonouskitten **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#698 - poisonouskitten **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
1 2 3 4 5 > >> [ 781 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)