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#817 - natethehunter (05/16/2013) [-]

I BET

THAT YOU"RE REGISTERED ON A PORN SITE

#818 to #817 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]

IT'S TURE!!!

#819 to #818 - natethehunter (05/16/2013) [-]

Which site; is the question

#820 to #819 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]

Any that allows free downloading.

#821 to #820 - natethehunter (05/16/2013) [-]

Do you think it's possible to lose it if you do actually register on those type of sites, or is it just the meet and fuck sites.

Yeah, I know, call me pathetic for asking you this.

#822 to #821 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]

Porn websites definitly.

You can watch a porno and look at the comments that other people have posted onto it. Meet and Fuck websites just scrambles you with someone that lives near you that has an account for the same website.

So go porn websites.

#823 to #822 - natethehunter (05/16/2013) [-]

well which site do you go on the most

#824 to #823 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]

Pornhub for downloads.

Then it varries on what I'm in the mood for.

#825 to #824 - natethehunter (05/16/2013) [-]

But if I did just register on Pornhub, what should I do?

Just make videos of myself or something?

#826 to #825 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]

Definatly.

Also go around videos and talk with some of the commenters.

#827 to #826 - natethehunter (05/16/2013) [-]

So you have videos of yourself?

also, what categories should I put

#828 to #827 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]

I can't. I'm underage.

gay, solo, masturbation, and dildo if you use one in the video.

#829 to #828 - natethehunter (05/16/2013) [-]

Underage?

i thought you were in your 20's

also, I don't know if I do want to put those tags in

or else men are going to find me

#830 to #829 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]

Nigga, I be 16 in a few weeks.

Don't put in the tags if you don't want to.
It's just used for searching key related things.

#831 to #830 - natethehunter (05/16/2013) [-]

Then how'd you lose your virginity so early

#832 to #831 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]

Women wanted to lose it.
I wanted to lose it.
Sex happened.

#833 to #832 - natethehunter (05/16/2013) [-]

But you were still registered?

#834 to #833 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]

Yes.

#835 to #834 - natethehunter (05/16/2013) [-]

and those

users lived close to you?

#836 to #835 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]

Some.

Others traveled from California.

I don't know why.

#837 to #836 - natethehunter (05/16/2013) [-]

Well, I'll think about it.

I just hope I don't regret this.

#815 - meximan (05/14/2013) [-]

I love you <3

#816 to #815 - jordandovon (05/14/2013) [-]

I love you too <3

#812 - articulate (05/04/2013) [-]

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#811 - natethehunter (05/02/2013) [-]

#788 - natethehunter (04/29/2013) [-]

I was mentioned by you, but I couldn't see it.

What did it say?

#809 to #788 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]

#810 to #809 - natethehunter (04/29/2013) [-]

#789 to #788 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]

ITT: Users you would like to visit or have come visit you IRL.

#790 to #789 - natethehunter (04/29/2013) [-]

You wouldn't want to visit me, I'm a weirdo.

#791 to #790 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]

That's bullshit.
It would be fun.

#792 to #791 - natethehunter (04/29/2013) [-]

You're probably an xbox fan.

#793 to #792 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]

Meh.
It's okay.
I'm more of a PC person.

#794 to #793 - natethehunter (04/29/2013) [-]

I have a lot of games.

#795 to #794 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]

I have some, but not much.

#796 to #795 - natethehunter (04/29/2013) [-]

This means I have to show you my desktop.

#797 to #796 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]

Yes. Yes it does.

#798 to #797 - natethehunter (04/29/2013) [-]

Alright.

If you do ever come over, don't look at my pony folder.

there's a lot of porn in there.

#799 to #798 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]

How much GB?

#800 to #799 - natethehunter (04/29/2013) [-]

My folder is only 276 mb

#801 to #800 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]

Jesus, that's low.
I got 39.1 GB on this laptop.
And I'm not satisfied with it.

#802 to #801 - natethehunter (04/29/2013) [-]

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#804 to #803 - natethehunter (04/29/2013) [-]

I also have cropped images.

#805 to #804 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]

I don't have any.
All is porn.

#806 to #805 - natethehunter (04/29/2013) [-]

THEY MAKE GOOD REACTION PICTURES

#807 to #806 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]

I KNOW!
I'M JUST TO LAZY TO CROP THEM OUT.

#808 to #807 - natethehunter (04/29/2013) [-]

#765 - natethehunter (04/27/2013) [-]

Hey, how are ya?

#786 to #765 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]

Next time I have money, I'm buying those DLCs.

#787 to #786 - natethehunter (04/27/2013) [-]

Good choice friend.

#766 to #765 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]

Peachy peach.
Just looking at /f/.
How are you doing?

#767 to #766 - natethehunter (04/27/2013) [-]

Doing good, thanks for asking.

What are you up to now a days?

#768 to #767 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]

School, family issues, and hanging out with Catie.

#769 to #768 - natethehunter (04/27/2013) [-]

Sounds fun.

Good luck with your relationship.

#770 to #769 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]

Yea, thanks.

What about you?

#771 to #770 - natethehunter (04/27/2013) [-]

Getting my English done.

#772 to #771 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]

Oh boy.
English is a bitch.

#773 to #772 - natethehunter (04/27/2013) [-]

We're doing college stuff now.

#774 to #773 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]

Why college stuff for an English class?

#775 to #774 - natethehunter (04/27/2013) [-]

Getting us ready for the future.

#776 to #775 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]

Oh shit son!
Better get that English done then.

#777 to #776 - natethehunter (04/27/2013) [-]

I'm on my second page for my research topic; Fallout.

#778 to #777 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]

Oh boy.

#779 to #778 - natethehunter (04/27/2013) [-]

You played Fallout before, right?

#780 to #779 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]

Yea. All four of them.

#781 to #780 - natethehunter (04/27/2013) [-]

You beat all four?

#782 to #781 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]

Yea.
Vegas was the best.

#783 to #782 - natethehunter (04/27/2013) [-]

Got all the DLC?

#784 to #783 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]

Not yet.
That's the one I haven't got the DLC for.

#785 to #784 - natethehunter (04/27/2013) [-]

If you do have the chance, get Lonesome Road and Old World Blues

Those ones are wroth getting.

#762 - theonetruedashi (04/17/2013) [-]

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#758 - slytendencies (04/12/2013) [-]

Your Mom said to say

that

I could have

Just One peanut butter square

but only after they cool off.

#759 to #758 - jordandovon (04/12/2013) [-]

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#748 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]

Hey man, what's up?

#749 to #748 - jordandovon (03/07/2013) [-]

Nothing much.
Just downloading animes and threading.

How 'bout you?

#750 to #749 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]

Got back from school and all.

How's Friendly doing?

#751 to #750 - jordandovon (03/07/2013) [-]

It's same old Friendly.

Nothing new happens unless someone whines about something.

#752 to #751 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]

Really?

I thought it got better.

#753 to #752 - jordandovon (03/07/2013) [-]

Yea.

Still shit.

#754 to #753 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]

I'm not sure when I'll visit again.

It seems I'll have to wait longer.

#755 to #754 - jordandovon (03/07/2013) [-]

You should.

The thread is recovering over Addy's shitstorm last night.

#756 to #755 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]

How bad was it?

#747 - poisonouskitten **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]

I miss you :(

#741 - poisonouskitten **User deleted account** (02/25/2013) [-]

Fuck you unt

#702 - mrspensy (02/25/2013) [-]

Commence Rarity clusterfuck.
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Why do so many kids die in school shootings?

#725 to #724 - mrspensy (02/25/2013) [-]

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Because there's no running in the halls.
Huehuehue

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You know you wanna put your dick in it...

#727 to #726 - mrspensy (02/25/2013) [-]

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Watch her work that plot...

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...we're only at 30...

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I'll finish tomorrow.

#703 to #702 - mrspensy (02/25/2013) [-]

2 of 119

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Yes. 7 went missing because its too big for Fj

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lol omg dubzz

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I really like this one.

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This one is nice too.

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Fun fact : Rarity is best pony.

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I doubt you're going to read any of these...

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...Why am I typing

#717 to #716 - mrspensy (02/25/2013) [-]

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Words

#718 to #717 - mrspensy (02/25/2013) [-]

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ITS A BIRD...

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...ITS A PLANE...

#721 to #720 - mrspensy (02/25/2013) [-]

...Well, Whatever it is, it's heading for the word trade centre...

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I'm an awful person...

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Hey... I have another joke.

#700 - poisonouskitten **User deleted account** (02/24/2013) [-]

K done

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