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Date Signed Up:10/16/2010
Last Login:7/23/2014
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#9335147 - Picture 07/23/2014 on retard forum +1
#1814936 - Picture 07/23/2014 on Friendly +1
#9335094 - Seriously, congrats 07/23/2014 on retard forum 0
#1814925 - Ya 07/23/2014 on Friendly +1
#9335077 - and soon you've got black helicoptes flyin over the border …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9335078 - eezo (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh hey


Somebody beat me to a Black helicopters joke
#9335058 - Oh hey, I'm still alive Hi 07/23/2014 on retard forum 0
#1814780 - Watching wrestling with grandma 07/23/2014 on Friendly +1
#1814766 - Andrew Garfield lookalike sorta 07/23/2014 on Friendly +1
#1814745 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1814763 - NinjaKnight (07/23/2014) [-]
ello
User avatar #1814751 - fabswag (07/23/2014) [-]
oi
User avatar #1814748 - mikli (07/23/2014) [-]
Hi
who u
#1814766 - jordandovon (07/23/2014) [-]
Andrew Garfield lookalike sorta
#4134 - OI, I KNOW IT'S LATE BUT HAPPY BIRRHDAY YA WANK 07/19/2014 on elmarcocfc's profile 0

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User avatar #952 - jordandovon (03/01/2014) [-]
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༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE LORD HELIX ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE BIRD JESUS ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE ALL TERRAIN VENOMOTH DOVAHKIIN ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE ARCHANGEL OF JUSTICE ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE FRESH PRINCE AIR JORDAN ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE FONZ THE MOON KING ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
User avatar #901 - jordandovon (10/06/2013) [-]
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╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm Gonna Shove My Hand So Far Up Your Anus~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ That I Could Literally Grab The Inside ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ Of Your Penis And Pull It Inwards Until Your Penis~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Came Out Of Your Anus~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
User avatar #955 - joshlol (06/11/2014) [-]
happy birthday
#954 - elmarcocfc (06/11/2014) [-]
OI

YA TITWANK

HAPPY FUGGIN' BURFDAY
User avatar #953 - elmarcocfc (06/06/2014) [-]
YES!
YES!
YES!
User avatar #920 - murdocbates (12/08/2013) [-]
Awh yeah nigga'.
User avatar #941 to #920 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
THREATEN THE TEACHER BY SAYING, "IF YOU GIVE ME HELP ONE MORE TIME WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO HELP, I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR SHIRT AND SLICE YOUR NIPPLES."
#944 to #943 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
There we go, back in my mascot folder.
There we go, back in my mascot folder.
#945 to #944 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
'BOUT DAMN TIME!
'BOUT DAMN TIME!
#946 to #945 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
Being here in my mascot folder feels like freedom.
Being here in my mascot folder feels like freedom.
#947 to #946 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
That's cause it's Dale.
That's cause it's Dale.
User avatar #949 to #947 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm go and play Fallout for a bit, if you have Steam, add me at The Unique Dinosaur.
User avatar #951 to #949 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
K.

Have fun!
#948 to #947 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
This mascot is also my second biggest folder of any mascot, second being 2-D
User avatar #922 to #921 - murdocbates (12/10/2013) [-]
I would stay and chat but my Laptop going to die, tomorrow, yeah?
User avatar #923 to #922 - jordandovon (12/10/2013) [-]
Sure!
User avatar #924 to #923 - murdocbates (12/10/2013) [-]
Right-o neighbor-o I'm back from school, detention, for one reason; Not accepting help from a teacher during my third hour class.
User avatar #925 to #924 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
What the fuck?!

Detention for that?
User avatar #926 to #925 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, my school is really bullshit, I hate this new vice.
User avatar #927 to #926 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
Tell the new vice then.

If you keep getting detentions, start a law suit.
User avatar #928 to #927 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
Like I would, I would get only $100, my schools that poor.
User avatar #929 to #928 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
Then you would be richer than the school.

That means you can buy it.
User avatar #930 to #929 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
Hmmm...

I'll be king of the ghetto!
User avatar #931 to #930 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
Yus
#932 to #931 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
Also lately, I'm back into the Fallout hypeness.
User avatar #933 to #932 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
Still have the play them.
#934 to #933 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
I highly suggest you get all the DLC's.
User avatar #935 to #934 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
I will when I get money.
#936 to #935 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
I'm stuck in my Fallout Screenshots folders.


ohshitohshit.
User avatar #937 to #936 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
Oh boy.
#938 to #937 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
Anyway, holy shit I got another bloody nose.
User avatar #939 to #938 - jordandovon (12/12/2013) [-]
IT'S TELLING YOU TO PUNCH YOUR TEACHER IN THE THROAT.
User avatar #940 to #939 - murdocbates (12/12/2013) [-]
I've had that fucking feeling so many times.
User avatar #906 - elmarcocfc (11/06/2013) [-]
JORDAN

IS YOU FUCKING NEW PHONE

AN IPHONE

IF SO

FUCK YES, iMESSAGE, FREE MESSAGING

IF NOT, FUCK, NO FREE MESSAGING
User avatar #907 to #906 - jordandovon (11/06/2013) [-]
NIGGA, I GOT ANDROID TABLET.

ALSO HAS AN APP FOR FREE TEXTING TO ANYTHING.

SO FUCK YES.
User avatar #918 to #907 - DrOhcysp (11/07/2013) [-]
i just texted that number... they called back wondering why i texted them lol
User avatar #908 to #907 - elmarcocfc (11/06/2013) [-]
FUCK YES

IS IT KIK MESSENGER?

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE?! FUCK I'M STUPID
User avatar #909 to #908 - jordandovon (11/06/2013) [-]
NO

FUCKING PINGER MAN.
User avatar #910 to #909 - elmarcocfc (11/06/2013) [-]
GODDAMIT

GET KIK

WE HAVE A GROUP GOING
User avatar #911 to #910 - jordandovon (11/06/2013) [-]
PUT KIK IS ANNOYING THOUGH
User avatar #912 to #911 - elmarcocfc (11/06/2013) [-]
BBY PLS
User avatar #913 to #912 - jordandovon (11/06/2013) [-]
I'LL TRY ONCE.

SPECIAL K?
User avatar #914 to #913 - elmarcocfc (11/06/2013) [-]
<3
THANKS BBY
User avatar #916 to #914 - jordandovon (11/06/2013) [-]
K GOT IT.

USERNAME: JordanDovon
HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL
User avatar #917 to #916 - elmarcocfc (11/06/2013) [-]
:::DDD
ADD ELMARCOCFC YA CROTCH
ALSO FUCKING ORIGINAL
User avatar #915 to #914 - jordandovon (11/06/2013) [-]
<3
ANYTIME BBY
User avatar #902 - elmarcocfc (10/30/2013) [-]
Joke's on you cuntshoe, it's alreadt 10:05 :3
User avatar #903 to #902 - jordandovon (10/30/2013) [-]
COULD BE TOMORROW THOUGH
User avatar #904 to #903 - elmarcocfc (10/30/2013) [-]
FUCK.
#856 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
New account, again...   
I really wanted this name.
New account, again...
I really wanted this name.
#897 to #856 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Just wait until "The World's End" hits theaters.

It's going to be hilarious.
#898 to #897 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
I can't wait, they haven't released a movie in ages.
I can't wait, they haven't released a movie in ages.
#899 to #898 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
God fuck, I can't wait for it!
God fuck, I can't wait for it!
#900 to #899 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
I can already tell it's gonna be beautiful.
I can already tell it's gonna be beautiful.
#877 to #856 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
I believe so.
#878 to #877 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
Excellent...
Excellent...
#880 to #879 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
wat.
wat.
#881 to #880 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Wat.
Wat.
#888 to #887 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
How do you even find something like that?
How do you even find something like that?
#889 to #888 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Years on /mlp/.
#857 to #856 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Looks like it fits.
Looks like it fits.
#858 to #857 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
THAT GIF, I MUST HAVE IT. FUCKING SAVED.
THAT GIF, I MUST HAVE IT. FUCKING SAVED.
#859 to #858 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Hue.
Hue.
#862 to #861 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
I love everything in this small thread.
I love everything in this small thread.
#863 to #862 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
So do I.
So do I.
#864 to #863 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
Don't make her do it.
#865 to #864 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Fucking woops.
#866 to #865 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
Well fuck. Didn't see this coming.

Free body, it's still warm.
#868 to #867 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
WHAT MAGIC IS THIS BULLSHIT.
WHAT MAGIC IS THIS BULLSHIT.
#869 to #868 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
Redbull
Redbull
#870 to #869 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
Screw you, Twilight.
Screw you, Twilight.
#874 to #873 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
I think this thread has lost all meaning.
I think this thread has lost all meaning.
#875 to #874 - jordandovon (08/02/2013) [-]
You think it had any to begin with?
#876 to #875 - aliapheese (08/02/2013) [-]
Excellent point, but is she... Naked?
Excellent point, but is she... Naked?
#849 - elmarcocfc (07/05/2013) [-]
I seen this and thought of you.
Then I though, "Fuck that, I want one!"
#838 - equestrianpony (06/11/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAGGOT

now that you're 16...
you can now go die in a hole
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#818 to #817 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
IT'S TURE!!!
#819 to #818 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#820 to #819 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Any that allows free downloading.
Any that allows free downloading.
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#822 to #821 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Porn websites definitly.

You can watch a porno and look at the comments that other people have posted onto it. Meet and Fuck websites just scrambles you with someone that lives near you that has an account for the same website.

So go porn websites.
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#824 to #823 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Pornhub for downloads.   
   
Then it varries on what I'm in the mood for.
Pornhub for downloads.

Then it varries on what I'm in the mood for.
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#826 to #825 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Definatly.

Also go around videos and talk with some of the commenters.
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#828 to #827 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
I can't. I'm underage.

gay, solo, masturbation, and dildo if you use one in the video.
#829 to #828 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#830 to #829 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Nigga, I be 16 in a few weeks.

Don't put in the tags if you don't want to.
It's just used for searching key related things.
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#832 to #831 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Women wanted to lose it.
I wanted to lose it.
Sex happened.
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#836 to #835 - jordandovon (05/16/2013) [-]
Some.

Others traveled from California.

I don't know why.
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User avatar #815 - meximan (05/14/2013) [-]
I love you <3
User avatar #816 to #815 - jordandovon (05/14/2013) [-]
I love you too <3
#812 - articulate ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
#814 to #813 - articulate ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #789 to #788 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
ITT: Users you would like to visit or have come visit you IRL.
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#791 to #790 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
That's bullshit.
It would be fun.
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#793 to #792 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
Meh.   
It's okay.   
I'm more of a PC person.
Meh.
It's okay.
I'm more of a PC person.
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#795 to #794 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
I have some, but not much.
I have some, but not much.
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#797 to #796 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes it does.
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#799 to #798 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
How much GB?
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#801 to #800 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
Jesus, that's low.   
I got 39.1 GB on this laptop.   
And I'm not satisfied with it.
Jesus, that's low.
I got 39.1 GB on this laptop.
And I'm not satisfied with it.
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#805 to #804 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
I don't have any.
All is porn.
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#807 to #806 - jordandovon (04/29/2013) [-]
I KNOW!   
I'M JUST TO LAZY TO CROP THEM OUT.
I KNOW!
I'M JUST TO LAZY TO CROP THEM OUT.
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#786 to #765 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Next time I have money, I'm buying those DLCs.
#787 to #786 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#766 to #765 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Peachy peach.
Just looking at /f/.
How are you doing?
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#768 to #767 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
School, family issues, and hanging out with Catie.
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#770 to #769 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Yea, thanks.

What about you?
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#772 to #771 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh boy.
English is a bitch.
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#774 to #773 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Why college stuff for an English class?
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#776 to #775 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh shit son!
Better get that English done then.
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#778 to #777 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
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#780 to #779 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Yea. All four of them.
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#782 to #781 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Yea.
Vegas was the best.
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#784 to #783 - jordandovon (04/27/2013) [-]
Not yet.
That's the one I haven't got the DLC for.
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User avatar #758 - slytendencies (04/12/2013) [-]
Your Mom said to say

that

I could have

Just One peanut butter square

but only after they cool off.
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