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Date Signed Up:9/28/2012
Last Login:7/24/2016
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#15 - with dlc or the whole game? took me 300 hours to complete ever… 07/18/2016 on True Art 0
#30 - **jonto used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** **jonto rolls 489** 07/12/2016 on Roll trips, get a FREE waifu 0
#19 - What is Jeff?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2016 on Jeopardy +9
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#20 - phunkyzilla (07/09/2016) [-]
"jeff" "jeff" "jeff"
#63 - Picture 06/30/2016 on Gremlin D.Va all day +3
#39 - Wrong. There's a brain tumour called Cushing's syndrome (My mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2016 on Things you might say if you... -1
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#65 - OneOfTheM (06/17/2016) [-]
Woah I'm taking the MCAT tomorrow and I've been studying this shit

Cushing's syndrome is a condition caused by hypercortisolism, which is when there is too much cortisol (aka the stress hormone) in your body, either from an internal (like a brain tumor or other malfunction) or external source (meds). This causes your body to think it's in a constant state of stress, and when you are stressed your body typically increases its metabolic rate so your appetite increases correspondingly.

In the case of Cushing's though, the appetite increase is present, however your body is not actually increasing its energy usage, leading to the typical weight gain that is present in many hypercortisolic patients. The areas in which the fat is stored are usually atypical though, such as along the face or on the back, and as such doctors have termed these "moon-face" and "buffalo-hump".

Another endocrine system disorder which commonly causes weight loss is hypothyroidism, such as Myxedema. It's that thyroid problem that you always hear people claiming they have. In this case the thyroid is underproducing a hormone called Thyroxine, which is responsible for maintaining the body's normal metabolic rate. Unlike Cushing's Syndrome, it actually affects how much energy you use, and in this case, it decreases it. As a result people eat the amount they normally eat, and gain weight.

In both cases you do end up gaining weight because you're eating more than your body needs, but it's not necessarily because you're naturally a fat fuck
#1 - A true legend. Rest in peace.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2016 on R.I.P. +41
#52 - kyleassante (06/05/2016) [-]
who's the guy at 0:37?
#51 - deckbox (06/05/2016) [-]
Jackie Chan vs Brad Allen

JACKIE CHAN WAS also crazy fast in his prime
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#114 - StewieGGriffin (06/05/2016) [-]
Except that was choreographed. He was fast, but come on.
#123 - deckbox (06/05/2016) [-]
its all his own stunts, you seen Brad allen guy is a fucking stunt machine and is/was one of Jackies main stunt guys

The very great Brad Allan
#7 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
He was so fast he got Time Travel Sickness. AKA Parkinsons
#1 - A true legend. Rest in peace. 06/04/2016 on R.I.P / 1942 - 2016 0
#1483 - **jonto used "*roll picture*"** **jonto rolled image ** 05/31/2016 on Roll for your WW2 Class 0
#38 - Berserk best powerup 05/15/2016 on Oh no they didnt 0
#1973 - **jonto used "*roll picture*"** **jonto rolled image ** 05/09/2016 on Hottie Roll Scavenger Hunt 0