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Date Signed Up:4/24/2011
Last Login:5/19/2013
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#154 - ''no supernatural powers or abilities''  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Fuckin /b/ -4
User avatar #166 - scootymcbooty (01/20/2013) [-]
"Wish for the ability to break any rule without consequence."
#164 - internetbridgetrol (01/20/2013) [-]
Ok, you seem a bit slow, let me break this down.

My FIRST wish would be, and i quote
">Wish for the ability to break any rule without conciquence"

>Wish for the ability to break ANY rule without conciquence

INCLUDING THE GENIE'S RULES

User avatar #302 - jonolav (03/09/2013) [-]
when are you gonna admit ur wrong? asshole
User avatar #299 - jonolav (01/21/2013) [-]
hey man, fuck you btw, you know im right u piece of shit
User avatar #203 - jonolav (01/20/2013) [-]
Your first wish is an ability, and no need to be a dick about it


''wish for the ability...''
#3 - explain yoo 01/18/2013 on ad +2
#18 - Actually, the man i replied to, kabmooz, it dosent say wheter … 01/18/2013 on Are you fucking kidding me 0
#12 - feeling it man, just lost 100 elo  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2013 on Are you fucking kidding me 0
#17 - N. Korean citizen (01/18/2013) [-]
It says normal game you nigger
User avatar #18 - jonolav (01/18/2013) [-]
Actually, the man i replied to, kabmooz, it dosent say wheter or not its ranked or normal.


And FYI, normal games have ELO to, it just dosent show.

always nice having a conversation with 600 elo's
#10 - It was funny until the escalated overused picture came in... 01/10/2013 on Well that escalated quickly... 0
#164 - no  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Trillion Explained -20
User avatar #175 - angeljc (01/06/2013) [-]
my bad, that must be yours
#2 - hahhaha very funny picture!! 11/02/2012 on Bear Grylls 0
#104 - ''im a huge faggot, please rape my face'' - op 11/02/2012 on Work Story +2
#311 - op is a faggot 11/02/2012 on the wheels on the bus -4
#1 - MFW people type ''MFW when''  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2012 on MFW when i see a gif with... +24
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#2 - it was funny, but you sorta killed the joke by mentioning amanda todd 10/19/2012 on Amanda Todd on Club Penguin +2
#295 - what I was trying to say you fucking retards was that it's not… 09/27/2012 on I can't brain -1
#111 - retard  [+] (7 new replies) 09/27/2012 on I can't brain -37
User avatar #295 - jonolav (09/27/2012) [-]
what I was trying to say you fucking retards was that it's not only Norway that have ÆØÅ, fucking mongos
User avatar #122 - Marker (09/27/2012) [-]
I'm just going to assume you're American, and if you are, you are what makes therest of us look bad.
User avatar #129 - ThaJewBoy (09/27/2012) [-]
We're*

Just so I dont get Grammer Nazi'd
>.<
User avatar #128 - ThaJewBoy (09/27/2012) [-]
Were sorry for his ignorance. Forgive us?
User avatar #130 - Marker (09/27/2012) [-]
I'm American too. Hence "the rest of us"
User avatar #131 - ThaJewBoy (09/27/2012) [-]
Ahh, I guess that would kinda, you know...Make sennsseeeeeee....>.>
#121 - thesheepfarmer (09/27/2012) [-]
You make me sad.
#11 - you cant go around inhaling through your nose while breathing …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2012 on you look stupid -1
#12 - natteravnen (08/22/2012) [-]
Actually, some people can, usually the people that plays instruments which requires you to blow have practised this motion.

Its just a matter if using the muscles that controls your lungs correctly, so its defonatly possible if trained :)
User avatar #21 - mattmoshpitt (08/22/2012) [-]
No... You cannot inhale and exhale at the same time. People can be practiced and have good timing at their inhalation and exhalation, but you can't inhale and exhale at the same time. The primary muscle used in breathing (the diaphragm) lets you breathe by contracting downward. This creates a low pressure space in you chest ass the volume increases. When this happens, air is drawn in. You can feel this pressure (or lack thereof) if you forcefully try to breath with your mouth and nose blocked. Because your breathing is based on these pressure differentials, and you can't have different differentials for either the left or right lung, it is physically impossible to inhale and exhale at the same time.
Take it from a forensics major.
#39 - dead  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Morbid for Item Collectors +5
#40 - sulfurhexafluoride has deleted their comment.
#47 - bitchplzzz (08/19/2012) [-]
#1943 - BUT CAN U BEAT LEVEL 1?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2012 on Never get married :/ +9
User avatar #1967 - robich (07/31/2012) [-]
Hahahaha nice trolling ;)
#17 - stop this shit right now 07/25/2012 on The League of Memes +9
#461 - Actually there is a custom map for Warcraft 3 made by a Korean… 07/25/2012 on MMORPG?? -1
#17 - even better with sound /watch?v=LqvAqddyRRs 07/21/2012 on Watermelon Girl 0
#51 - There is no other countries then USA, eyh?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2012 on Welcome to -6
#61 - catzombie (07/21/2012) [-]
USA says the upside down autralia joke the most
#59 - N. Korean citizen (07/21/2012) [-]
FUH FUH FUH FUH EYH FUH FUH FUH .
#88 - N. Korean citizen (07/21/2012) [-]
#52 - thewittykiwi (07/21/2012) [-]
Well if we look at the world with the North pole as the top and Antartica at the bottom Australia is still nowhere near being the most upside down country.
User avatar #75 - pukingrainbows (07/21/2012) [-]
Judging by your name, I'd guess you're from New Zealand?
#50 - no other countries than USA, eyh? 07/21/2012 on Welcome to 0
#777 - who cares? 07/11/2012 on Good news everyone! +3
#1297 - W/E this site is fucking pathetic... believing this shit i can…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2012 on FJ WIN OF THE CENTURY... -8
#1356 - gmarrox (06/26/2012) [-]
"Boo hoo this site sucks and I'm leaving, but I'll leave a bitchy comment to show how much I don't care. That'll show 'em!"
User avatar #1342 - vampiremeth (06/26/2012) [-]
Someones obviously butthurt dealing with the fact that yet again someone other than him is getting some pussy...
#1329 - N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
bye
and fuck you
User avatar #1324 - xblooddrunkx (06/26/2012) [-]
Other people have gotten me laid,

Not in the same way, of course.
Don'tBeMadBro.jpg
#121 - **jonolav rolls 7** here u go 06/26/2012 on k... u win 0
#41 - i dun get it 06/25/2012 on This guy -2
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