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#29 - Gollums do not walk. They walk really fast  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on When you go backto your... 0
#39 - micekill (03/01/2015) [-]
you know what they say
#21 - if you are drunk and you say yes its not rape even if you regr…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Fill me with your rage +33
User avatar #183 - coolcalx (11/14/2014) [-]
no. it isn't.

if you ask a 13 year old if she wants to fuck, and she says yes, it's still rape, because she isn't of sound mind to make that decision. neither is a drunk person.

jesus christ, did you people not learn about what rape is in high school/middle school/elementary school?
#67 - Ken M (11/14/2014) [-]
legally it is... if one person is drunk and the other sober and they have sex, by law it's rape.
User avatar #288 - teddybearlove (11/14/2014) [-]
Well they're at a bar. i think it's safe that the other guy was drunk aswell.
User avatar #79 - yohado (11/14/2014) [-]
This, plus the "only being penetrated count as rape" equals "men are fucked up if they have sex with a drunk woman"
User avatar #42 - silverzepher (11/13/2014) [-]
though i do agree that a drunk one night stand isn't rape, i feel that you should at least know how most people have to think about it in 'merica
User avatar #41 - silverzepher (11/13/2014) [-]
except the laws in most places are favored towards women being the victims, so the rape laws say that if she was drunk/not of sound mind, she cat agree to sex, so no concent, so rape. the excuse of "well i was drunk too" doesn't let the man off the hook.
#51 - xxitzchubbsxx (11/14/2014) [-]
That makes no sense the man would also be drinking therefore too drunk to give consent as well.
User avatar #53 - silverzepher (11/14/2014) [-]
not being in control of yourself does not give you the right to do whatever you want.

is kind of how their argument on that side goes. you could argue that she raped you, but that is a bit harder to get people to believe, simply put, if you are gonna fuck a bitch who be drinking, either go to her place or a cheap hotel, so you can skip out on them and not leave any personal info.
User avatar #95 - esmebuffay (11/14/2014) [-]
See this is where I don't get it, the guy being drunk isn't an excuse for not being able to make sound decisions, but the women being drunk means she can't make sound decisions? It's your fault if you drive drunk, it's your fault if you sleep with someone while you're drunk and regret it. I agree it's a shitty and gross thing to do, to take advantage of someone, but I don't think it should be a criminal offense. It enforces the belief that you don't have to deal with consequences for your actions even when drunk and I just don't agree with that, you can't make sound decisions while you're drunk, I get that, so don't get drunk, know your limits, you only get drunk if you allow yourself to so whatever comes of it is your own negligence.
User avatar #98 - silverzepher (11/14/2014) [-]
it makes more sense than the yes means yes laws in cali, you have to have ongoing consent throughout the "action" or it can be considered rape, unlike our current no means no(where if you can't "legally" give consent, it is considered rape)
User avatar #103 - silverzepher (11/14/2014) [-]
[i wish there was an edit button]

no means no, also means that simply as soon as one party wishes it to stop and gives confirmation of that, it is to immediately stop
#54 - xxitzchubbsxx (11/14/2014) [-]
Some actual solid advice there.
User avatar #55 - silverzepher (11/14/2014) [-]
i work at a hotel, i have known a few Mr.Smiths, of course that isn't the name on the driver's licence, but when a note says "don't give out my real name to anyone, including the person in the same room as me" we don't, unless a cop gets involved, and then they can figure it out, i don't remember every guest who stays with us.
#56 - xxitzchubbsxx (11/14/2014) [-]
So you pretty much a bro!
User avatar #332 - silverzepher (11/16/2014) [-]
there is actually a mr.Smith in the hotel right now. and it is actually his real name
User avatar #59 - silverzepher (11/14/2014) [-]
i just do my job, i don't care what people want, if they want me to look up numbers for strippers i look up numbers for strippers, if they want me to call them fuck face, i will politely decline, and if they don't want me to give out information on them i don't
#3 - i ****** lost it lol 11/10/2014 on Hate guns? make yourself an... 0
#5 - ive been through utah. its not bad compared to kansas. Kansas …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Time Lapse +2
#8 - sndb (10/26/2014) [-]
Iono, Nebraska is pretty much a tie for road trip monotony.
User avatar #6 - ablakguy (10/25/2014) [-]
Kansas is probably my 3rd worst. id rather have grassy plains then the same damn red rocks for 10 hours
#1590 - **jonnyourmaster rolls 265,656,226** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#18 - engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on The glass lost half it's... +1
#20 - Ken M (10/22/2014) [-]
But if the glass was only half as big as it is now, but the content were still the same, wouldn't the contents spill if you tried lifting the glass?

If you have a glass that is filled exactly 50%, and you then make the glass 50% smaller but the amount of liquid is still the same, you would a have the problem of the spillage, so I would say you can't make the glass exactly half as big, but instead only a few percent above 50% as to avoid spillage of your drink
#10 - pretty burnt i was falling asleep when it hit 7 am so we calle… 10/22/2014 on What is D&D? Basic Breakdown +1
#8 - lol i know some dont have the time or endurance to go long but…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on What is D&D? Basic Breakdown +1
User avatar #9 - warlordstuart (10/22/2014) [-]
hot damn dude. that sounds awesome! How burnt out were you guys by the end? lol
User avatar #10 - jonnyourmaster (10/22/2014) [-]
pretty burnt i was falling asleep when it hit 7 am so we called it but damn it was fun
#6 - 5 hour long sessions what a noob  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2014 on What is D&D? Basic Breakdown 0
User avatar #7 - warlordstuart (10/22/2014) [-]
lol! We've had longer. I remember a few going 12 hours, I'm sure this is nothing compared to some, but after a while your brain just gets kinda burnt out.

Plus, all my friends and I are grown ups anymore and can't dedicate that much time to the game anymore. I, myself, am married and have a daughter that occasionally needs those silly things like food and attention

curious, how long is your longest session? I think 12 is our max, but most people's averages I notice are around the 5 hour mark.
User avatar #8 - jonnyourmaster (10/22/2014) [-]
lol i know some dont have the time or endurance to go long but my session on saturday went almost 16 hours
User avatar #9 - warlordstuart (10/22/2014) [-]
hot damn dude. that sounds awesome! How burnt out were you guys by the end? lol
User avatar #10 - jonnyourmaster (10/22/2014) [-]
pretty burnt i was falling asleep when it hit 7 am so we called it but damn it was fun
#2 - The Whitest Kids U Know Season 1 episode 1.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on America when ISIS threatens... +8
#3 - minorian (09/25/2014) [-]
Absolutely bawlerN
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